#AUNT LUP!

[anistarrose]

[ID: watercolor art of Angus and Lup from The Adventure Zone. Lup's holding Angus, giving him a kiss on the forehead as he smiles. Angus has dark brown skin and curly black hair, wearing a sweater vest and bow tie. Lup has light brown skin and wavy blond hair, wearing Angus's detective cap along with her tank top and jorts. End ID.]

A smooch request: can u pls draw ango getting a smooch from someone? He deserves it!!!!

Aunt lup! Aunt lup! Aunt lup!!

[ohsweetflips]

legitimately though nothing will be funnier than being on tumblr in 2017 when my mutuals were posting about taz balance, specifically during the reunion tour/stolen century/story&song era, and hearing everyone talk about "lup this" and "lup that." then a year later i start listening to taz balance and i'm like "wow i'm so excited to meet this lup character everyone loves so much :)" and then the story starts and i'm like "wow this is so fun i wonder when lup will show up :)"

[ID: handshake meme with one arm labeled "lich barry" and the other labeled "me," together labeled: "hey why isn't lup with these guys." End ID.]

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2-1

Propaganda

Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

she is a lich she is an umbrella she is a pyromaniac. she is trans and she becomes a servant to the Raven Queen. she sees her brother for the first time in a decade and she makes fun of him for dating the grim reaper. she plays the violin and she adores her family and she loves her husband

Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...):

Don't be crass, it's scat as in jazz. Formerly known as the Sax King of Ganymede, before the loss of his prized saxophone in a debt to the Space Mafia necessitated a rebrand

Pansexual, pangalactic, personal pan pizza

4'10"; but it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it

As a saxophonist, is good with mouth and fingers and can hold breath for a VERY long time

Say hi to your mom/dad/aunt for me

[jerreeeeeee]

favorite cookies —

davenport: chocolate chip warm from the oven

merle: those extremely dry sugar cookies from the store with the thick frosting on top. you know which ones i’m talking about

barry: oatmeal scotchies which everyone else hates

lup: double fudge ultra chocolate chunk (recipe of her own invention). every time taako makes them he’s like “i think you just like brownies will you just let me make brownies” and she’s like “NO the texture of a cookie is different!! i like the chocolate flavor but it’s better in cookie form!!” and taako’s like “that’s literally stupid.” this is a fight they’ve been having for over a hundred years. he makes them anyway

magnus: peanut butter because he is a dog

lucretia: macarons

taako: oatmeal raisin. because when he was a kid twosun was more of a typical medieval fantasy world so dried fruit was in a lot of sweets, and they were poor and oatmeal is cheaper than flour. so those were the cookies his aunt made as special treats & taught him to make. its nostalgic for him from the best part of his childhood

BONUS angus: snickerdoodle

[melonkittii]

taagnus baby fever gets to us all................ except i can still only draw lup LOL

here's most of the doodles from taagnus-baby-fever night. :) just their firstborn. her name is casey. did they mean to kinda-sorta continue the taako-lup naming convention? i don't think so. maybe. you better ask them.

[barry-j-blupjeans]

Day Two - Bet

Barry was eleven years old when he first met Lup. He and his moma moved from the great empty plains of Georgia into the bustling city of San Diego in California. It was a pretty drastic change, but Mama’s sister lived out here for them to stay with, so Barry was trying not to make a huge fuss about it.

Still, it was weird here. Living in the city was far too loud. Barry didn’t know how anyone could sleep with all the noise. Even at night, there were car horns and bright lights and just- too much, sometimes. Way, way too much. He couldn’t hear the crickets over all the noise. He wasn’t sure California had crickets.

And the kids here were different. Back home, they’d get into scuffles a lot, but they’d always make up after each other. Barry had known the kids there his whole life. Their school was small enough that he knew every face, and everyone knew him. Here, there was more than one classroom per grade. He had already been dreading middle school, but he felt like he could Barry breathe in the hallways with so many people around.

But Mama— or, now just “Mom”, because someone overheard that he still called her Mama and started picking on him- knew what she was doing. She worked a lot more now. Barry supposed that came with the new territory. He was trying to get used to it.

But it was very, very hard.

She was never late picking him up from school on purpose. Sometimes she just ran a little behind. And his aunt and uncle were gone this week for a holiday, so they couldn’t come pick him up. He was trying to learn his way home, but every street corner looked the same here. Barry didn’t remember which towering building their apartment was in, let alone which of the endless streets it was on.

And it was raining.

The line for student pickup was slowly winding down. Barry kept his umbrella over his head, his eyes trained on the parking lot. She should be here soon. Unless she got hurt somehow? Or got fired and she was too sad to pick him up? Or something absolutely terrible had happened—

“Hey!” said a voice above him.

Barry jerked back, nearly falling off the bench. Standing there was someone he just vaguely recognized— from orchestra, maybe? From orchestra, definitely. She was carrying a violin case, which she set on the bench next to him. The bottom half of her pants was covered with mud.

“Uhm,” Barry said. “Hi.”

“Bet I can make a bigger splash in that mud puddle than you,” she said, pointing to a puddle further away from the school doors.

“Uhm,” Barry said again. “Prob— probably?”

“That is not the response I wanted,” mud girl said, somewhat critically. “But I’ll take it. C’mon, I’m gonna prove you right.”

Lup was… wow. Lup was. And from that moment forward, she Was with him included. She didn’t fix all his problems- he had too many of those. But over time, the harsh words from the other kids meant less and the sound of Lup’s laugh meant more. Life wasn’t better, but it was something. She was something.

Barry wouldn’t say that Lup was perfect by any means, but she made it a lot easier on him. Any time he’d get an “anxious face” (which he didn’t know what the fuck looked like, but Lup said it was very obvious), she’d nudge him and say-

“I bet I can talk to our waiter more than you can.”

“I bet I can get dressed faster than you.”

“I bet I can do the solo better than you.”

And Barry’s responses began to build from blubbering excuses into laughter into,

“Yeah? I bet you can’t.”

Barry— man, Barry will admit it, he was not a smart guy. Sure, his grades were good and he got into a good college but, it was sometimes hard to see what was right in front of him. It took several people to make him realize that his affection towards Lup might kinda be crush behavior. And it took over a decade to realize that, oh! Duh! She liked him back.

“Hey,” Barry said, nudging her. They were sitting in the back of their friend Magnus’s shitty pickup truck, deep into the country. There were crickets chirping around them. Barry always thought it was wild how you couldn’t see the stars in the city. Lup said she didn’t get the big deal of it all until the first time Barry brought her out here. The expression on her face when she first truly saw the sky was one he’d never forget.

“Hm?”

“Bet I can propose better than you can,” Barry said. Lup raised her eyebrows, her mouth quirking up into a smile.

“Oh?” she said. “Is that a challenge, babe?”

“Maybe,” Barry said. “If you want it to be.”

“You are going down,” Lup said, winding her arms around his shoulders. “I am gonna propose to you so hard.”

“I look forward to it,” Barry said, leaning in to kiss her. 

[fandomsnstuff]

Day 4: au

@blupjeansweek

Read it on AO3

This one's a little shorter cause i got lazy and didn't feel like doing more lmao

Summary: Lup goes to a cave and doesn't die. What happens next?

Lup doesn't remember what she was doing before she woke up in a strange bed. All she knows is what the healer told her; she came stumbling out of the forest pale, shaking, and bleeding from a slash in her back. He said she was lucky, the poison was cheap and therefore slow to kill her. There are plenty of poisons out there that would've killed her in minutes. Seconds, even. 

She also knows that when she woke up, she had the migraine of the century, and a looming feeling of wrongness. She chalked it up to the mysterious poison incident, because nothing else in her life is different. Ever since she left her aunt's house as a kid, all she's done is travel on her own. 

She didn't stay at the healer's for long, just enough to get her strength back. She collected her belongings, which weren't much, just the clothes she was wearing, a red robe with a (now patched) slash on the back, an umbrella, and a pack of simple travelling supplies. She struck back out on her own, going nowhere, taking jobs where she could find them. It was maybe two or three years later when she met Barry. He was a little bit of an asshole and a terrible fighter, but Lup was a little bit of an asshole back and a wizard in progress so they decided to stick together. 

It didn't take long for her to fall in love with him. Once they got past their respective prickly outsides, she fell hard and she fell fast. It scared the absolute shit out of her, cause she'd never let anyone in like she let Barry in, but it was so easy with him. When it was just the two of them, he had this gentleness to him that made her want to tell him all her secrets. 

Barry, evidently, felt same, seeing as their confessions happened at the same time in a chaotic dance of talking over each other, not quite hearing what the other said, then almost not believing it when they did. It all ended with a kiss that felt like they'd done it a billion times before and made some of that wrongness in her core go away. 

That night, they lie in bed together, not for the first time, but they no longer had to worry about if they'd wake up too close. They face each other, and Barry had a hand on Lup's cheek, admiring her. He says, "you know how I've been sent on a quest by my own voice in that weird coin?" 

"Yeah, you're looking for someone. What about it?" 

"It always said that I'd know who it was when I found them. That there's a hole in my chest only they can fill." He brushes his thumb over her cheek, and she could just get lost in his eyes when they meet hers. "I think it's you," he says quietly. "I don't know what it is, but something inside me changed when we met. Does that sound insane?" 

She puts her hand over his and says, "no. I had the exact same thing. For me… there's still something wrong, I'm sure of it. I mean, fuck, I got stabbed and poisoned and I don't even remember it! But with you… some of that bad feeling went away. And it hasn't come back." 

Barry smiles and says, "Two swiss cheese brains-" 

"-make one whole brain," Lup finishes. 

[cataztrophi]

The Thing With Feathers

Ship: Kravitz/Taako

Words: 2,603

CW: food

Read below or on AO3

Taako knew that Kravitz was having nightmares. He could tell from his red, puffy eyes and the exhaustion that hung about his shoulders like a cloak, not to mention, well, who wouldn’t be having nightmares eighteen months after what they’d been through? So when he was startled awake in the middle of the night by Kravitz sitting bolt upright in bed, he knew why.

“Babe? You alright?” His hand went to Kravitz’s shoulder, but he felt Kravitz flinch at his touch and he quickly withdrew. Taako couldn’t blame him. He remembered nights on the Starblaster after a particularly difficult cycle when even Lup’s comforting hands on his back made him shudder, unable to dismiss the image of the Hunger’s oily tendrils creeping up his body. Instead, Taako slid out of bed, pulled on his robe, and held out his hand.

“Come into the kitchen with me.”

Kravitz looked up at him, surprised. Taako felt a twinge in his chest at the haunted look that still lingered in his eyes. Still, he held firm. “Well? Come on, my fella.”

Kravitz took his hand and let himself be led into the next room. As soon as they were in the kitchen Taako was all business, his years of experience taking over. He let Kravitz settle himself on a stool at the counter while he bustled around the room, grabbing bowls and spoons and ingredients and preparing his mise-en-place. He had never truly let go of the showmanship he had cultivated during his years with Sizzle It Up, and he slipped easily back into the old patter.

“Now, watch closely, Kravitz. I’m about to teach you how to make the perfect pancakes every time.”

“Pancakes?” Kravitz asked, seeming to rouse from his stupor for the first time. “Taako, it’s three in the morning.”

“Exactly. It’s the perfect time to start making them. By the time you’re done cooking those little sons of bitches it’s seven o’ clock anyway.”

Kravitz still looked skeptical.

“Okay, listen.” Taako began measuring out flour into a ceramic mixing bowl. “Lup and I had a lot of nightmares when we were kids. Not sure why. But when we did, our aunt would make us pancakes, no matter what time it was. And her pancakes were the best. So we’d eat like, a mountain of pancakes and she’d tell us stories about when she was a kid, and it turns out when you eat enough pancakes your body will just knock you the fuck out, probably to stop you from actually exploding. Here, start stirring this while I heat up the pan. And then when we got older and we started traveling around, whenever one of us had a bad dream, the other one would get up and make pancakes, and then it was like, a thing. Bad dream pancakes, or whatever. So that’s what we’re doing now.”

The faintest smile crossed Kravitz’s face as he stared into the bowl of pancake batter he was dutifully stirring. “Bad dream pancakes?”

“We were like, twelve. Give us a break.” He took the spoon from Kravitz’s hand and gave the batter an experimental stir. “Looks good! Now how’s your wrist strength?”

“My–what?”

“I’m gonna need you to whip some cream for me.” He grabbed a copper bowl from the counter and zapped it with a quick ray of frost before upending a cup of rich cream into it, followed by a tablespoon of sugar. “Now you just whisk it…like… so. It’s all in the wrist, bubelah.” He winked. “Alright, your turn.”

He handed over the bowl and whisk and watched Kravitz’s first awkward attempt to copy him.

“Not quite.” He placed his hand on top of Kravitz’s, guiding him until he settled into a pattern of steady, swift circles. “There you go, babe! Now just keep doing that for ten more minutes.”

He ignored Kravitz’s protests and scooped up the bowl of pancake batter. The first spoonful made the softest hiss as he dropped it onto the pan. Perfect. While he waited for one side to cook, he glanced towards Kravitz to check on his progress with the whipped cream. Kravitz was staring intently down at the bowl as he whisked, and with each rotation Taako heard him counting under his breath: one-two-three, one-two-three…. He was whisking in the three-quarter time, like the steps of a waltz.

“Kravitz?”

The beat of his hands faltered as he looked up at Taako. “Yes?”

“You know I love you, right?”

A smile broke across Kravitz’s face, the first true, bright one since they’d woken up. To Taako, it felt like seeing the sunrise after a storm. “I know. I love you, too.”

“Pssh, who wouldn’t.” He tossed his hair back from his face, partly to keep it away from the pan and partly for effect. “Now, the mistake that most people make when they’re flipping a pancake is they get too aggressive with it. You really only need to toss it gently. I tried explaining that to Magnus once and we had bits of pancake falling from the ceiling for two weeks.”

With one deft flick of his wrist, Taako flipped the pancake and set the pan back down on the stove. The upwards-facing side was a perfect golden brown.

“Now let me check on that whipped cream.” He practically danced over to the counter and dipped his finger into the bowl, then raised it to his lips. “Taste: good, texture: perfect. Well done, babe!”

Kravitz smiled again, but Taako could see the restless dread creeping back in behind his eyes. He turned back to the stove with worry knotting in his stomach.

"The biggest trick with pancakes is getting the consistency of the batter right," he said, forcing a little more cheer into his voice. He was practically babbling now, and he knew it, but what else could he do? He needed to distract Kravitz somehow.

Still, he knew that eventually Kravitz would want to talk about it. Taako did not want to talk about it. As far as he was concerned, the best thing any of them could do was move on and forget the shit they'd been dragged through. Wonderland? He didn't know her. The Hunger? Doesn't ring a bell. Time loops that all ended in his horrible, painful death? Must suck to be that guy.

"Shit!" Taako was pulled out of his reverie by the smell of burning food. The pancake was beginning to smoke.

"Are you alright?" Kravitz was half-standing, unsure what to do.

Taako sighed. "Yeah, it's fine. Anyway, you always fuck up the first pancake. Ask anyone."

He flipped the blackened pancake into the garbage and poured another spoonful of batter into the pan. “Now, let’s talk syrup. Magnus swears that Raven’s Roost makes the best, and tragically I have to agree with him. Some people mix cinnamon into it, or butter, but really all you need is a little rum to give it that zip.”

He rambled on until he had a full batch of pancakes, then set the plate triumphantly in front of Kravitz alongside the promised rum-infused syrup and the bowl of whipped cream. “Now eat up, we’re about to have a bunch more.”

Kravitz smiled weakly. “Thanks, Taako. I’m… not sure I’m hungry just yet.”

Taako shrugged. “Okay, but they’re gonna get cold.” He turned back towards the stove, but Kravitz stopped him.

“Taako, wait-”

“Yeah?” He watched Kravitz’s face contort into a grimace as he debated what he was about to say.

“Can we�� talk for a minute?”

Taako’s shoulders slumped, but he tried to keep his tone light. “For sure! What do you want to talk about?” He propped himself up on his elbows at the kitchen counter facing Kravitz.

Kravitz frowned down at his pancakes for a long moment before answering. “I… I thought the dreams would stop by now. But I can’t stop thinking about being trapped in the Astral Plane, and how… helpless I felt.”

Taako shifted his feet nervously. He felt like his heart was climbing up into his throat, and any moment he would choke on it.

“I didn’t know where you were,” Kravitz continued. “And when the… the Hunger… you know… it was like suffocating in these waves of- of cold and emptiness and….” He took a deep, shuddering breath, composing himself. Taako thought he might throw up. “And I didn’t know if the same thing was happening to you, and then I heard that Song, and then I knew that it had happened to you, for- for decades, and this thing was coming after you, and I still couldn’t get to you, and I keep thinking about how I could have lost you that day, or- or so many days before that–”

“But you didn’t!” Taako broke in. His heart was pounding, much too fast for a guy making pancakes. “We’re fine, babe! We’re both fine!”

“I know that, but-”

“Anyway, it doesn’t help to keep thinking about it. I mean, maybe that’s why you keep dreaming about it.”

“I don’t know how to stop.” His eyes were pleading. He needed Taako, and Taako knew it, but he didn’t know how to be there. All he could think about was the walls closing in, and the way his heart was hammering in his chest, and how his breathing was coming too fast until it became almost a pant. “I thought maybe if I talked about it-”

Taako pushed himself back from the counter and began pacing around the kitchen, desperately searching for anything to diffuse the bomb ticking away inside him. “I’m sorry, Krav, I can’t talk about this.”

Kravitz frowned. “But why don’t you need to talk about it? Don’t you think about it? Taako, I know you’ve dreamed about it, too.”

It was too much. The wall Taako had so carefully constructed around those memories, the one he rebuilt after every nightmare and silent, shuddering panic attack, came crashing down. “Of course I dream about it, Krav! I dream about every fucking– If I let myself start thinking about it I’d never stop. I just can’t, Krav, I can’t– fighting the Hunger, year after year, never making any progress, or… or fucking Wonderland, watching those liches carve off little pieces of us, and then that rift opening, and seeing you, and not knowing– wondering if maybe you–” The tears came suddenly, surprising even Taako as his voice broke. Before he could stop himself they were rolling down his cheeks, his shoulders shaking as he fought to hold back sobs.

“Oh, Taako.” And then Kravitz’s arms were around him, pressing him into his chest, holding him up as he fell apart. Dimly, he registered the sensation of something dripping into his hair, and he realized Kravitz was crying too. He wrapped his arms around Kravitz’s chest as securely as he could. I’m here, he hoped he was saying. I’m fucked up but I’m here.

He didn’t know how long it took before his sobs turned into careful, slow breaths that still hitched in his throat every few seconds. It might have been five minutes, or an hour. “Fuck,” he sniffed, finally. “I was supposed to be making you feel better.”

Kravitz let out a breath that could almost be a laugh. “It’s okay. We’re both kind of a mess.”

Taako laughed, too. “Just a couple of genu-wine messes.”

“Hey.” Kravitz's voice was so gentle. Something in that softness compelled Taako to look up, into his face. When he did, Kravitz offered him a hesitant smile. “There’s no one I'd rather be a mess with.”

Taako let out a long breath, the first one he'd gotten through without that awful post-cry hitch, and buried his face in Kravitz’s chest again. “Same here.”

They stayed that way for another moment, holding each other up, until the restful silence was broken by Kravitz’s stomach rumbling. Taako snorted and wiped his eyes one last time before letting go of Kravitz and stepping away.

“You ready for those pancakes now?”

Kravitz grinned sheepishly. “Yeah, I- that sounds good.”

Kravitz ate at the counter while Taako continued cooking, then joined him with the second batch, leaving his mage hand to do the work of pouring and flipping. While they ate, they talked; not about the trials of their past, but plans for their future. Other people must be struggling, too, they reasoned, and some of them might be ready to talk about it. Taako suggested Magnus or Barry, or even Merle. Lup, he knew, would be a no-go. Kravitz nodded along, grimacing a little at the thought of what a heart-to-heart with Merle might entail. By the time Kravitz put their plates in the sink, they had, if not a plan, then at least a place to start.

“You should talk to someone too, you know,” Kravitz said, coming up behind Taako and wrapping his arms around his waist. “I know you don't want to, but just… consider it, okay?”

Taako sighed, leaning against Kravitz. “Yeah, okay. But right now we've got a bigger problem.”

“What’s that?”

He gestured to the stove, where his mage hand was still frantically cooking. “I think I overshot the measurements a little.”

“Huh. Well, Barry and Lup should be getting off shift soon, do you want to call them and see…?”

Taako nodded. “Good idea. But… I'll call them, okay? You look dead on your feet. Heh.”

Kravitz smiled ruefully, even as he struggled to keep his eyes open. “Yeah… I think you were right about the pancakes.”

“Taako knows his stuff, babe.” He turned his head and kissed Kravitz on the cheek. “Now go lay down. I'll talk to Lup.”

Kravitz nodded and headed into the living room as Taako retrieved his stone of farspeech.

“Hey, Lup?”

The answer came immediately. “Taako? Are you alright?”

“Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Listen, I have like a shitload of pancakes here, do you and Barry want to come over?”

“Are you having nightmares again?”

“Nah, not me this time.”

“Ah, poor Kravitz.”

“Yeah…. He's resting now.”

Lup chuckled. “Bad dream pancakes claim another victim.”

Taako was silent for a moment, that choking nausea threatening to overwhelm him again as he chose his next words. “Hey, Lup?”

“Yeah, bud?”

“I think…. I think we need to talk about some stuff. About, you know… all the shit that happened. I think we- I think I need to work through some stuff.”

There was a long silence on the other end, and Taako’s stomach continued to twist itself into non-Euclidian shapes until Lup sighed heavily. “Can I have some pancakes first?”

He couldn’t help but smile. “Hell yeah.”

“Rad. See you in a bit, then!”

Taako hung up and took a deep breath to untwist some of the knots in his stomach. It wasn’t much, but it was a start.

He headed into the living room and found Kravitz lying on the couch, dozing. Taako brushed the hair out of his face and bent down to place a gentle kiss on his forehead. As he did, Kravitz stirred a little, and he caught Taako's arm.

“Stay,” he said, his voice groggy.

“The kitchen looks like a pancake bomb went off, my man.”

Kravitz groaned and tugged at his arm. “That's fine. Stay.”

Who was he to say no? Taako stretched out next to Kravitz, who was apparently asleep again but immediately wrapped his arms around him. Taako smiled and nestled a little closer to him. He had one coherent thought before his exhaustion and the comfort of this moment pulled him into sleep. Maybe–just maybe–we’re gonna be alright.

[raineydaywrites]

Ghost Lup Snippet

I want to start posting more fic, so here: A snippet from a WIP where Lup died as a toddler

Taako had always been able to see ghosts. At least, he had been able to do it for about as long as he could remember, so close enough. Probably hadn't actually been as long as he had lived, though, truthfully. Probably had started at a very particular moment that he didn't like to think about at all.

See, the ability to see ghosts was pretty rare, and was always caused by a devastating loss at an early age. So really, nobody was born with the ability.

Taako still claimed he had been. Because it was a good way to get people to shut up about asking him who he'd lost.

Losing Lup had ripped him in two. Of course it had, she was his twin sister, his other half. If he hadn't been able to keep her as a ghost, he didn't think he would have survived the loss at all.

It had been sickness. She'd gotten sick when they were just babies- maybe she'd been born sick. He wasn't really sure, because his family members had always given conflicting stories, because most of them hadn't cared enough to know the exact details.

But whatever it was, she'd gotten sick, and he'd moved in with his auntie- the only one he actually loved, the one who had cared about the tiny toddlers learning what death is.

She'd lost her eyes first, and they'd hoped that might be enough. Excise the sickness before it could spread, and maybe she'd survive. She'd be blind, but that was better than dead.

But she kept getting worse. Sicker and sicker until she didn't even seem like herself anymore. And then, she was gone.

Taako had never felt pain like that before. It felt like his soul had been ripped out too.

But then- later that evening, after he'd screamed and sobbed and fought his aunt's efforts to comfort him, because how could he be comforted over losing Lup?- he'd seen her. Sitting cross-legged on the end of his bed, just like they always did at their auntie's place. She was one of the few who could be bothered to give them separate beds, and while the gesture was appreciated, they were so used to spending all of their time together that it was almost disconcerting to sleep apart. Sooner or later, one of them would end up getting up and slipping quietly to the other's bed, settling down and just existing together until they eventually fell asleep curled together.

Lup's eyes seemed to glow even more than they had when she'd been- when she'd been alive, like this. And her form was kind of wavery and see-through. She wasn't the same, and that scared him, but it didn't even matter. It didn't matter because she was still here.

He'd thrown himself at her, and collapsed through her, but she came down with him too- not completely incorporeal, just slippery, they'd later say- and he'd cried into her wobbly form, grief and relief jumbled up together, and she had stayed with him. She'd always stay with him.

[nomaishuttle]

i fucking wanna eat taako and lups aunts turkey recipe so hard

[reckless-glitch]

15 questions for 15 mutuals

tagged by @littleholmes

1. Are you named after anyone?

Yes! My first name from an aunt on my dads side and my middle an aunt on my mom's side

2. When was the last time you cried?

Ugh Saturday because I was frustrated about my body

3. Do you have kids?

no children! only cats

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I do...mostly because I think its funny

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

I played field hockey for a couple years! I loved the violence

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people?

Physically, their nose and otherwise whether they're being an asshole to anyone around them

7. Eye color?

Deep deep brown...the kind that only has any color depth if you're close or shining a light into them

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

I end up watching more scary movies but i like happy endings

9. Any special talents?

I wouldn't call my writing special but I do it, my baking though...that's a special talent

10. Where were you born?

Ohio (usa)

11. What are your hobbies?

video games (survival, base builders, rpgs, fps), baking, writing (original fiction and devotional), ttrpgs (player and dm)

12. Do you have any pets?

yes two kittens taco and lup

13. How tall are you?

4'9 but my ID says im 4'10 hehe

14. Favorite subject in school?

biology

15. Dream job?

anything in law that isn't being a lawyer (or a cop, obviously), i wanted to go into bioethics before my whole...brain body breakdown

Tagging anyone bored out there tonight 🥰

[soadscrawl]

thinking very hard abt angus mcdonald boy detective on this fine thursday

[jerreeeeeee]

Balance fic recs

some of my favorite balance fics. various ages, popularities, and lengths. i’ve been wanting to do a rec list for a while!

caramel by nevereverever

The first time Taako is left alone, it isn't pretty. But their lives are stuck in a loop and people come back and die again and again and he wonders if there will ever be a time when he doesn't have to fear being left alone.

2.7k, Taako & Lup Lup dies one cycle and then, years later, she dies again. But she always comes back. Hurt/comfort of the best kind.

Warmth by noxic

"It was a well-known fact among the residents of the Starblaster that Lup, Barry, and Taako slept in the same bed more often than not. It was one of those things that they just did without really talking about it."

2.1k, Barry & Lup & Taako The BLT fic of all time. Quality platonic adult sleepovers.

Taako the Matchmaker by @fantasysamsclub

In which Taako tries to set up his sister. Events take place during Stolen Century.

11.1k, Blupjeans & Taako Taako tries to set up blupjeans. Miscommunication ensues. Very sweet and funny.

red fishing line by @anistarrose

A routine performance of Sizzle it Up goes nightmarishly wrong, and at Lup’s bedside, Taako feels helpless. And when a red-robed guest appears before him, Taako doesn’t know how or what to feel at all.

3k, Barry & Lup & Taako Also the BLT fic of all time. Excellent subtle Taako characterization, and my favorite depiction of the familiarity-but-not of being voidfished. Warning for major character death.

Sunny-Side Up by @barry-j-blupjeans

And the world? The world loved Taako. For once in his gods-damned life, people loved him. They didn’t care about all the flaws, they didn’t care where he came from or who he was before. They loved his food and they loved him. No one would ever quite be at Taako’s level and that was something he thrived on. There would never be anyone who could measure up. Taako deserved this happiness. He worked for it. He wasted his fucking life away for it.

5.7k, Taako A wonderful character study, revolving around the role food plays in Taako's life. Fairly minor but impactful characters like Sazed and Taako's aunt are utilized in a very meaningful way. So well-written and warm. Warning for brief suicidal ideation.

On the Deck of the Starblaster by @papergardener

“What the… what are you all doing? We have work to do!” It’s a justified reaction, Lucretia thinks, to finding your entire crew literally lazing about on deck not an hour into this new cycle. “This one's on me,” Taako says. “It’s a new trend I like to call: taking a fucking break.” Cycle Nintey-Five. Everyone’s maybe not doing so good and could use a little warmth.

6.5k, Lucretia & Taako Near the end of the century, Lucretia is feeling rough. Taako pulls her out of her funk and initiates a much needed rest. Fantastic characterization, of Lucretia as a whole, and the loyal, warm side of Taako. Warning for mentions of a suicide attempt and suicidal ideation.

leaving, as an injustice by @anistarrose

When Mavis is eight, she starts finding her Dad asleep on the couch in the morning. Sometimes, he’s even all the way out on their tiny patio, with his head slumped onto a pillow atop the chess table, and bags beneath his eyes. In one of their following games, he tells her about tactical retreats.

4.7k, Mavis & Merle A study of Mavis and her relationship to Merle. Incredibly insightful into criminally underrated characters. Excellent Merle characterization.

Permission by vaguenotion

She’d been doing this on and off for the last hour, as if daring the men to catch up to them. Daring them to fight her. Every time seemed like a final stand. Here is where I will meet them, her shoulders said, hiked up around her ears. Here is where I’ll make them pay for what they’ve done. But then Taako would grab her hand, and she would turn and see the bruising on his throat, the blood drying on his brow, the tear in his shirt. And she would grip his hand in hers and together they would keep running.

12.6k, Taako & Lup My favorite depiction of the twins as children, both in character and realistic. Beautifully atmospheric, with so many small details that make the setting feel so real. Warning for assault and harm to children.

Come Hell or High Water by @nillial

“Taako,” Hurley asks, “where’s your magic umbrella?” Taako looks behind him. He had tossed the Umbrastaff in the path of a neighboring vehicle, which was beginning to catch up to them. He sees them now, far in the distance, and he sees his Umbrastaff, too, lying dangerously close to its wheels. As if on cue, he watches the tires crush it to pieces. “Whoops,” he says. - Lup is trapped. And then she isn’t. --- In which Taako breaks his umbrella during the Petals to the Metal race, unknowingly freeing Lup, who is almost immediately captured by Kravitz. After becoming a member of the Raven Queen's retinue with Kravitz as her trainer, she has two missions: 1) find her family, and 2) ruin Kravitz's afterlife. A story about enemies becoming friends and lost families finding their way back to one another.

197k (currently), Lup & Kravitz Incredible characterization. I love the way Lup is written. Hilarious shenanigans, sweet friendship-building, and terribly sad sometimes, because it dives deep into the reality of Lup existing in a world that's forgotten her.

Very cold water on a very hot day by @keplercryptids

Sometimes a family is a nerd who can't swim and the crunchy-haired watersport inventor who teaches him how. Surfer lingo required.

3.1k, Barry & Taako Deep dive into the beach year. Excellently in character, well-written dialogue, and a beautiful depiction of their growing friendship.

Children of Atlas by @papergardener

They’ve survived the apocalypse and now as far as they know, they’re the only ones left. Perhaps it was inevitable that they’d consider… repopulation. Lucretia writes up a weekly schedule to try and address that. Absolutely no one is happy with this.

76k (currently), IPRE crew The premise for this one is incredibly offputting, but I'm so glad I gave it a chance. The characterization and quality of writing is absolutely wonderful. I also love the attention to detail of the realistic difficulty of just surviving. Fantastically atmospheric, this fic dives deep into the uncertainty and fear of the first cycle, when the crew are all strangers, and the love that turns them into a family. Warning for extensive discussion of sexual assault.

Emissary Davenport by DragonWrites

A series of stories where Captain Davenport is secretly an emissary of Garl Glittergold, Gnomish god of pranks. And when you're a serious-minded captain on a mission to save all of reality, having a cheerful trickster god as your unexpected patron can get a little strange...

300k, Davenport A series of four works set in an AU where Davenport is an emissary to the leader of the gnomish pantheon. My absolute favorite depiction of Davenport, ever. The first three works are explorations of Davenport as a character and the relationships between people and gods in a DnD world. The last, Lost Gods, is the best fanfiction I've ever read. I can't express how good it is. The attention to detail among myriad plot threads, the building of themes, the characterization across just about every single character in Balance, all come together to create 223k words of a genuine masterpiece.

[barry-j-blupjeans]

[Image ID: A drawing of a kitchen, with three people inside. The kitchen has light brown walls, with darker counters, and various things that one would usually find in a kitchen- a baking sheet, cups, bowls, and so on. There are three people in the kitchen, all elves.

The first is an eleven boy (Taako). He's wearing a purple shirt under a blue apron with yellow stripes. He has light brown skin and blond hair, with green eyes. He's playing with flour on the counter, looking entranced.

The second is an eleven girl (Lup), nearly identical to Taako, except she's wearing a red shirt underneath a black apron. She has a tear in her eye and is covered in flour.

The last figure is an older elven woman (their aunt). She's taller than both of the twins and is wearing a yellow sweater, with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, and a green apron. She has a rich brown skin tone and dark brown hair, with streaks of gray. Her eyes are the same green as the twins. She's smiling as she dusts flour off of Lup. END ID]

I've just been thinking about them a lot <3

[lillianabluejeans]

Reclaimer!Lilliana AU

aka: Lilliana spends a year rolling the best goddamn deception checks she can muster

This got...long

Here There Be Gerblins

So through some magical shenanigans while she’s adventuring, Lilliana gets sent back in time to the htbg-era

She’s in a tavern and sees Magnus, Taako, and Merle talking to another dwarf (Gundren)

Gundren catches her staring and is like “the fuck are you looking at?”

Lilliana panics and is like “I uh... wanted to inquire about the job?”

Gundren buys it, asks her what she can do, she tells him she’s a ranger, he puts her with the boys

The boys are like hey what the fuck

But Gundren is like ...you three look like the type to need a competent woman on your side

The boys are like ok fair.

Taako, looking closely at Lilliana: do i know you? Lilliana: ahaha....no...

The next day comes and the four of them set out

They don’t talk much, and Lilliana’s super weirded out by this whole thing, because this isn’t them, this isn’t how they interact with each other.

This isn’t how they interact with her

They come across Barry and Gundren’s horses, beat the gerblins lurking there, go to the cave, blah blah blah this is all pretty much the same with the addition of Lilli just hanging in the background losing her mind.

Taako: *asks the three of them if they know who Barry Bluejeans is, or care* Lilliana: *dying*

Anyway they save Barry, go back to phandolyn, leave Barry there, and the four of them go to Wave Echo Cave

Lilliana wants to tell Barry to come with them, but she also doesn’t want to fuck up the timeline super bad, and she doesn’t know how to tell him that it doesn’t matter if he dies because he’s a lich, so she goes with thb and doesn’t say anything about it

Blah blah blah everything with wave echo cave and killian and magic brian is the same

Killian asks them if they’re there for the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet and Lilliana pretends very good that she hears static

They find the umbrella and Lilliana 1) laughs at her mom fucking launching merle across the room and 2) resists the urge to snatch it from taako and break it open then and there because, again, timeline

Gundren takes the gauntlet, they race back to Phandolyn, everything happens the same

They’re sitting at the bottom of the well, the boys are joking and laughing, but Lilliana is... shaking. Her eyes are teary, and she looks like she’s going to cry

Sure, she knows her dad is a lich and he’ll be fine, but seeing him get obliterated into nothingness is still shocking and upsetting

Taako notices first.

“Hey kid, you good?”

But it’s not Taako. Not her Taako. The way he asks, there’s this degree of separation that shouldn’t be there, and it’s almost worse than if he never asked her at all.

Moonlighting

So they climb out of the well, taako grabs the gauntlet, Killian wakes up, tells them what she can (though, again, Lilliana can hear the parts that are static to the boys, but she pretends very good that she can’t)

Killian offers them jobs, and now Lilliana has a decision to make

Does she go up to the moon, to Lucretia? Does she stay planetside and find her dad? Does she stay planetside and just hide out until she figures out a way home?

Well. This wouldn’t be much of a reclaimer!au if she didn’t go to the moon.

Lilliana’s reasoning: she can’t find her dad. He’s going to be a lich, and already kind of a mess, she can’t just roll up like hey i’m your daughter from the future, that wouldn’t be good. Also, if all else fails, if she’s on the Starblaster when the boys and Lucretia fly up to cut off the Hunger, she can talk to Jeffandrew after and get him to send her back. He’s the god of gods, he’s gotta be able to fix this.

So she goes up to the moon with them.

Killian, to Lucretia: so I have four new recruits. They were able to resist the thrall Lucretia: ah, yes, wonder- wait did you say four? Killian: yeah. A human fighter named Magnus, an elf wizard named Taako, a dwarf cleric named Merle- Lucretia: okay... Killian: and a half-elf ranger named Lilliana. Lucretia: ...........and all four of them could resist the thrall? Killian: yeah Lucretia: are you absolutely sure Killian: yes Lucretia: Lucretia: OKAY SEND THEM IN I GUESS

Lucretia is... very confused, to say the least. This is the beginning of a very long year for her

As Lucretia is giving them the spiel about the red robes, Lilliana has to fight the urge to roll her eyes

Lucretia only had the three beds open with Pringles for the boys (because she was only EXPECTING the THREE of THEM, who the FUCK is this girl??????) so Lilliana bunks with carey, killian, and boyland

They’re reclaimers now!

Murder on The Rockport Limited

So here’s the thing about Lilli being in this situation.

She knows the order they find the relics in, she knows generally what happened on the mission to find them, and she knows the general timeframe, but she doesn’t know the teeny tiny details

So she is rudely awoken at fuck-all hours of the morning when they get summoned to talk with Lucretia

But she realizes like oh. this is Relic Time

and she shows up last, but she’s actually dressed (unlike thb, who showed up in their pjs)

So they get to Rockport and get on the train, and it’s as Lilliana is looking around the passenger car that she remembers a very crucial detail about this mission

That detail is Angus Mcdonald

Who, for Lilli, is like... 30-something.

He’s like 13 years older than her.

But here............

He’s TEN

“I need to leave right now immediately,” Lilliana says. “?????” the boys say

Lilliana does not leave, but she hangs at the back of any conversations with Angus as much as she can, because this whole situation was weird before, but now it’s weird-weird

They solve the mystery, which Lilliana already knew the answer for, and Taako figures out the port wand

Taako also throws Angus off the train.  ............ Lilliana didn’t think he’d actually done that all these years, despite how many times it came up in stories and such. But he sure did throw Angus off the train.

Oculus: Acquired

Lunar Interlude I

Lilliana doesn’t wear a costume so much as she just dresses up real pretty

She wrestles with her hair for ages, wanting to do some nice elven braids her mom would always do for her, but she’s garbage at doing them herself, and she’s too nervous to go ask Taako to do it for her

She caves, eventually, and goes to the boys’s room, clutching the ribbons she wants braided into her hair, and nervously asks Taako if he’ll please do her hair for her.

She expects him to say no

He says yes

Well, he moreso just shrugs and says “sure, why not. C’mere.” 

Anyway they go to the midsummer thing. Magnus eats some unicorn dick. Lilliana laughs along with them.

(She pretends not to notice Lucretia’s eyes following her carefully) 

The eclipse happens, as does the Hunger’s scouts showing up 

I don’t think Lilliana gets fully knocked out by it like everyone else, but she definitely falls to her knees, at least.

So that’s fun

Magnus, to Lucretia: Has that happened before?  Lucretia: No- Lilliana, internally: sure, luce

Petals to The Metal

Sure, it sucked for Taako and Magnus to have to hear Merle dirty talk the vines, but think about Lilliana having to witness this

That’s her grandpa

HER GRANDFATHER

SHE DOESN’T WANT TO EXPERIENCE THIS

IF NOTHING ELSE, THIS IS WHAT’S GOING TO TRAUMATIZE HER 

Anyway they get in and through the bank, fight Sloane, almost fucking die, etc etc etc.

It’s odd, seeing Hurley and Sloane not as dryads

The race is kinda fun, Lilli’s definitely done a few with them, but she’s used to the uh.....less deadly version

Also she didn’t know that Taako getting taken over by the cricket dude and jumping off the wagon without his safety harness happened in the normal timeline too, so when it happens, she screams 

Then Klaarg is there and catches him and it’s all good, but Lilli was really freaked for a minute there

uhhhhhhhh yeah so they win the race, go and fight Sloane, when the umbrella does a BIG fire spell, Lilli is like hell YEAH that’s my fucking MOM 

(She doesn’t actually say that. but she thinks it)

then Hurley and Sloane turn into a tree

Lilliana just kinda smiles

She knows they’ll be back

Then they go talk to Bane, and Lilliana remembers, as he’s pouring them drinks, what comes next

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee’s BARRY!!!!!!

Lilliana is just staring at him as he does his scary speech. 

Once he’s done, he looks at her, stares at her for a moment, then disappears

Lunar Interlude II

Lucretia questions them about the interaction in Bane’s office, Lilliana still stays quiet 

Lucretia is maybe a little too concerned about “The Red Robe” to notice how quiet Lilli’s being about all of this, how she’s just letting the boys talk

Then once that is out of the way, Lucretia takes their stones of farspeech, does a Thing to them, then Angus’s voice comes through and he walks into the office

Lilliana, interally: fuck my life fuck my life fuck my LIFE I should’ve known this was coming

Also the four of them get moved into their fancy new Reclaimer’s dorm

Oh they also meet Lucas as they bring Bane’s info down to the voidfish

Lilli is just rolling her eyes because god, they weren’t kidding when they said he was super irritating

Crystal Kingdom

Now this one Lilliana knows is coming, because she knows it’s on the day of the Candlenights party 

This is also the first mission Lilli really has fun with

Gerblins was stressful, because she was just trying to figure out wtf was going on, the train was weird because tiny Angus, petals was also stressful, even if she knew it’d be fine in the end

But this one.... the “crystal golums” that attack them... she knows they’re Kravitz. She also knows that when Leigon happens, they just need to break the mirror. 

This is the mission that the boys talk about the most in her proper time, she knows what’s coming

(It’s also just like... SUPER entertaining to stand back and watch crystal golum Kravitz play his games) 

She also knows her dad is going to show up and give them a powerpoint on the planes and allude vaguely to the Hunger

(RIP Boyland tho, he was chill as hell in the few months she knew him)

At the end of everything, she’s ready to step in to bargain away the boys’s bounties, as the only one of them without a bounty, and also as someone who knows all of Kravitz’s tricks, but Magnus does his own card game thing and it works out

Afterwards, Lucretia pulls the four of them into her office and calls them out for talking to the red robe again, and she gives them her own dramatic speech

The boys assure her that they’re just dummies and they forgot. Lucretia looks to Lilli. 

“Lilliana,” she says, “do I have your trust?”  “Of course,” Lilliana says, knowing all of Lucretia’s secrets, “you’ve given me no reason not to trust you.”

Lunar Interlude III

This is the one where Magnus does his rogue training, Merle goes to the spa with Luce, Taako teaches Angus magic, and we get the LUP incident

I think Lilli’s “activity” is just... scouring the B.O.B. library for information on time/planar travel

Because, at this point, this is definitely a different timeline and probably a different universe, so getting home is definitely more complicated than just getting brought back to the future

Seeing her mom’s name burned into the cafeteria wall definitely hurts. She doesn’t want her mom to be stuck, but still. She wants to keep things as much the same as possible. 

It’s rough for this baby blup :(( 

Eleventh Hour

So, like I said, Lilliana doesn’t know every single tiny detail about the missions. She knows this one is a big purple worm, and they gotta get down to the mines, and they need Istus’s help, and also they’re going to die a bunch on this one. 

Lilliana, waking up from her first ever death: Wow! That Sucked!

Lilliana, who has a deep respect for death and the natural progression of life: I Sure Hate This! Would Love To Not Be Doing This Right Now!

They eventually figure it all out

Don’t ask me what her gift from Istus is, I have no idea and am welcome to suggestions

The chalice sees her predicament, but can’t actually fix that, so it offers her the chance to not take the Gundren job. She wouldn’t have to see Phandolyn burn, she wouldn’t have to be around the family that doesn’t know her, she could just hang out until she’s able to get home

Lilliana refuses. At this point, she’s pretty damn sure Jeffandrew is her ticket home, and she needs to be part of the Bureau to get to him. 

They then beat the worm and get out of the bubble

Whoops! Here’s Barry Again! 

Barry: Do you trust me?  Thb: No!  Lilliana, internally: Yes. Always. 

Barry: Lup... I can’t do it anymore, Lup, I’m sorry  Lilliana: hnnnnnnnnnnngngngggggggggggggngngngngnggn

It’s a sad time for baby blue :((((

Lunar Interlude IV

ohohohoho this is the chug n’ squeeze date :3c

Taako: *gets back to the dorm*  Lilli: So? How was it?  Taako, defensive: How was what?  Lilli: Your date :3c Taako:  Taako: How did you know-  Lilli: I know a lot of things. 

Taako: It was fine. Until my umbrella tried to blast him  Lilli, faking surprise: oh? Taako: yeah it just did it on it’s own. It was weird.  Lilli: oh, most definitely. Very peculiar.  Taako:  Taako, walking away: you’re weird, kid. 

Suffering Game

So Eleventh hour kinda sucked for everyone, but Suffering game sucked

Lucretia ups their training, and Lilliana knows what’s coming. She’s scared, but she thinks she’s ready. 

They get down there and through the forest, to the tent. 

It’s as they’re standing in front of it that Lilli is like nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNOPE

“No thank you. No way. I thought I was ready, but... I can’t do it.”

Magnus grabs Taako and Lilli, and pulls both of them inside, Merle following behind. 

Lilliana feels sick as Taako applauds Edward and Lydia’s entrance

I don’t have specific sacrifices in mind for her, I’m open to suggestions

She knows Barry’s with them, and that offers her some comfort. And she knows she could snap the umbrella if they got really stuck, have both her parents on their side

She freaks when Taako gets crushed with the machinery, when they find out they can’t heal in here and Taako’s almost dead. 

They don’t talk about this adventure much, so she doesn’t know what did or didn’t happen when this happened without her. 

When they’re doing the Boss Rush, and Barry’s trying to make the door at the other end of the room, Lilliana can’t help but grin. Because he’s here, and there’s the proof.

When Taako turns into Dupree, Lilliana laughs

This is a scary as hell situation, but god damn, Taako just turned into a T-Rex. Of course he did. 

They fight the wonder twins, and the umbrella swallows edward, spits him out, and he turns to dust, and Lilliana feels a rush of satisfaction

Don’t fuck with my mom if you can’t handle the consequences, she thinks. 

Then Lydia screams and disintegrates Magnus’s body and Magnus is stuck as a mannequin now

oh yeah, lilliana thinks, i forgot about that part

The tent disappears, and Magnus is assaulting Barry with his own detached mannequin arm and demanding answers

Lilliana doesn’t hesitate at all when Barry asks for their stones of farspeech

Homestretch, she thinks to herself. 

They make their way to Barry’s lich cave hideout, Lilliana’s kind of tuning out whatever he’s say because she already knows all of this. 

As he lowers into the body cloning thing, Lilli is looking at the maps and notes he’s got on the desk thing he’s got, because she knows he’ll be stark naked when he comes out of the pod and, as his daughter, she does not need to be a witness to that

(She hears Merle start laughing as he pulls the jeans out of the chest. She smiles to herself.) 

As Barry’s getting dressed, the four of them convene, and they’re debating over if they should trust him or not. 

“I trust him,” Lilliana says. “He could’ve killed us at any point, and he hasn’t. I think we should trust him.” 

They decide to trust him. 

Reunion Tour

They get up to the moon with Barry in the bag

“Magnus is dead y’all :((((”

Shit goes the same, they find the Magnus body in Fantasy Costco, they start debating over whether or not Magnus should take the body or not. 

Lilliana walks up to Magnus as she, Taako, and Merle go to leave. She takes his wooden hands in her own. “It’s going to be okay, Magnus,” she says. “This is all going to work out.”  She gives his hands a squeeze, though he can’t feel it, and smiles. As Magnus looks at her smile, he feels a sense of familiarity, a face that isn’t Lilli’s flashes in his mind, too quickly for him to be able to hold on to it.

Taako, Merle, and Lilli leave to go see the director and leave Magnus behind

So the three of them get into Lucretia’s office, go into the hall to her private quarters, get caught by her trap, but Angus stops them from getting caught, he Zone of Truths them, Barry climbs out of the bag, they get into Lucretia’s private area

They all drink from Junior’s tank (though it doesn’t do anything to Lilli, who already knows all of this) 

She kind of sticks by Angus because she can see him starting to get Freaked by the shit happening (still weird that he’s 11 though!!!!!)

As the five of them get brought out in front of Lucretia, Lilli fades into the background of the interaction along with Angus, just watching this confrontation happen

Lucretia:  I can build a barrier to keep the Hunger at bay. I can build a home that all of us can be safe in, together. Save for Lup. I'm so sorry, Taako, Barry, there was nothing I could do Lilliana, internally: seriously, Luce? How on EARTH can you still not know? Like... come on now.

Lucretia does her speech, and then it’s the end of the world... again. 

Stolen Century

That’s a whole different au that we’ll get to at another time

Story & Song

Taako’s doing his whole thing being mad at Lucretia and not caring that the world is ending, and Lilli is off to the side, kind of whispering to herself, “come on, Taako. Come on, just think about it. You can figure it out. Just think.” 

They’re bickering about whether they should stay or go, then the Hunger bursts into the room, the fight happens, and Taako finally, finally sets his sister free.

Lilliana is grinning as the familiar warmth of her mother’s magic weaves around her expertly and the monsters in the room are consumed. She cackles at “You’re dating the Grim Reaper?!”. Rolls her eyes at her father says he’s going to blow himself up to hold her. 

Davenport gives them all orders, sends Lilli to go with Carey, Killian, and Noelle to secure the base. 

But she sees Lup, Barry, and Taako totally disregard their order to find the ship and instead jump off the moon down to Phandolyn, so Lilli runs off to do that instead 

Things happen like they do in canon

The story and song go out, and they all regroup (sans Lilli, not that they notice), Lucas says he knows where the ship is, and as he’s about to do the Thing to bring it up, the quad splits and opens up on its own, and up rises the Starblaster

Lilliana stands on the deck, leaning on the railing.  “Found your ship,” she says casually, grinning. 

Davenport says they gotta go, Lucretia reappears and begs them not to, they all start bickering again about what they should do, and Taako gives his “There’s a third option” speech

So they decide to try and cut the Hunger off, and as they’re boarding, one of the birds (I’m thinking Davenport) looks at Lilliana, still hanging out on the deck of the ship, and is like “hey, kid, you should stay down here.” 

Lilli’s like fuck no. I’ve gotten this far in this whole thing, I’m going with you. 

Thb back her up like. yeah cap’nport, she’s actually super rad, she’s gone through all the relic missions with us. She can handle herself. 

So Lilli gets to stay on the Starblaster as they shoot up into the Hunger. She’s scared shitless, but this is her shot at getting home. 

They fight the Hunger, shit’s wild, Lucretia puts up her barrier and they end up in the Nothingness as they’re talking to Jeffandrew. 

Jeffandrew gives them his little speech and then lilli’s like  Lilli: Hey uhh... jeffandrew? If you’re the god of gods, then you must know that I’m like... very not supposed to be here? Can you send me home? Jeffandrew: oh, shit. Oh, geez. I don’t know how this went unchecked for so long. For sure I can send you home.  Lucretia, who’s been tearing her hair out over Lilli for the last year: for fuck’s sake, who ARE you?! Lilliana: 

Baby gets home!!

She gets home and for her family, it’s been a year since she’s been gone and they’ve all been very sad about it, doing anything they can to try and get her back, so when she reappears in the blupjeans-taakitz conjoined backyard, and Lup and Taako see her through the kitchen window, they barrel outside towards her and she gets wrapped up in their arms. 

Barry and Kravitz are also home and see the twins just bolt outside, and so they naturally follow after them, and they join the hug because BABY’S HOME!!!!!!!

They’re all like what happened?!!?!? Where were you?!?!?!? We’ve been trying everything!!!!!

So she tells them the short version, pulling her sleeve back to show her bracer and saying “I got sent back in time and ended up a reclaimer!!! Shit was wild!!!” 

Then they go inside and she gives them the more detailed version. 

They call everyone else and it’s a wonderful family reunion for all of them (everyone cries. They were so worried about the baby.) 

Lilliana gets her bracer taken off. She’s had ENOUGH of that thing. 

The Raven Queen pardons her death count (everyone is Very Distressed about her having a death count in the first place) 

Everyone lives happily every after!!

[bopeepwritingsheep]

Yeah, so I’m absolutely certain that Tammy Radbody is just Taako and Lup’s aunt.