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thememecrew-blog · 6 years ago

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uhh drunk meme crew!!

I wrote this in like... November? I was bored in class and wrote this mess of a Crew Fic so I guess I may as well post this here, hehe. Take all the ship pandering here with a grain of salt. None of it is serious lol.

They were... drunk, to say the least. They probably shouldn’t be, in all honesty, but we’ll ignore that for now.

Four senior high schoolers had gotten hold of a lot of alcohol. Where from? We... should ignore that too, really.

Currently the four of them sat in a circle on the floor of a living room playing go fish. “Ya got... an 8?” Tayla asked Simon, her words slurred a little. She had probably drunk a lot more than the others. But who’s paying attention?

Simon, who was the soberest of everyone, as he only drank a little, said “noo,” then paused, forgettng how the game worked. Milian, or M for short, screeched out “go fish, you HECC!”

M was the angry drunk. They also didn’t take alcohol very well. They had only ¾ of what Tayla had, but they were far more... erm... emotional.

Tayla groaned and drew a card. The next person’s turn was Dicen’s. He turned to Tayla and asked, “Two?”

She threw her cards down, displaying 5 twos. “How in the HECC??” M growled as Dicen took a card from Tayla’s hand and giggled, “UNO!!!”

“That's not what we’re playing!” Simon’s voice interjected, confused. Tayla jumped up abruptly shouting “EXACTLY!” She ran away into the kitchen and came out with a half empty wine bottle. She took a swig, obviously struggling to down such rich stuff. Her face was bright red, her actions sloppy- she was far, far too drunk. Once she finished, she giggled and sat down with the group again.

“Spin the bottle!” she exclaimed. This caused a wave of emotion with the friends.

M shouted, “HECC yes!!” and Simon groaned, just sober enough to realize this was gonna be bad. Dicen giggled, but stared between his three friends confused. It was as if he was looking for someone that wasn’t there. No one really noticed, though.

M excitedly grabbed the bottle, which Tayla finished drinking. “Hey, bro, what the h-” she hiccupped, “-hecc?” M spun the bottle aggressively. The group watched, mesmerized by it, waiting for it to stop.

The bottle landed on Simon. Of course. Why would it not? M’s face went bright red and the drunken scowl that was oresent there previously disappeared. Simon covered his face with his hands and muttered, “Whyyyy...”

“Kiss!” Tayla yelled, acting very much like a crazed fangirl. She looked over to Dicen for help and the two began to chant, “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!”

“Shut up!” M cried, leaning in toward Simon, who’s arms were pulled away from his face. His face was tomato red as well, contrasting with his blue hair.

M kissed him.

A gasp was heard from Tayla, who squealed.

M pulled away and immediately hid their face. “AUGH I GONNA MURDER YOU TWO!”

“Whatttt-” Tayla laughed, backing away a little. Simon, had just been kissed, sat there confused with the kiss, took the bottle and said, “n-no more-”

“Awww-” Tayla frowned. “You’re no fun.”

Dicen piped in too. “I agree with him... No more...” he looked sad.

Tayla realized Dicen’s girlfriend, Kara, wasn’t with them. Of course, he wouldn’t want to play. Suddenly guilt filled her head. What was she doing? She had a boyfriend... It would be unloyal to kiss one of these guys. “H-How bout we call Kara?” Tayla suggested, her voice quivering a little.

Dicen perked up, pulling his phone out. M showed their face and Simon put the bottle down again. Nodding to Dicen’s phone, Tayla told him to call his girlfriend.

The phone rang. He put the phone on speaker so the group could listen. Everyone seemed to lean in a little, carefully listening for her to pick it up. “Hello?” She finally answered.

“KARA!” The group screeched at the female, excited.

“Whoa, what?” she started laughing, confused. “Tayla? M? You guys are there too?”

“Yeah!” Tayla exclaimed with a bright grin, gesticulating her arms greatly. “Simon too!”

“Why are you guys all together this late?”

M took the phone to answer. It seemed as though they were trying to ignore that the ksis had happened. “We’re doing stuff,” M answered, trying to speak as clearly as they could. This made a snicker come from Tayla, as M’s attempt was... not that great.

Once she broke, she piped in with a, “Wink!” and Kara audibly died. It almost sounded like she was crying, she was laughing too much. It was a very Kara Laugh.

“Oh my gosh-” she said through her laughs, “-are you guys drunk or something?” She said it as a joke, clearly. How oblivious of her.

“I’m not!” Simon argued in his signature Simon Whine.

M turned around to him and hit his arm. As Simon exclaimed an “Owww-”, M said, “Shut up, you’ve still been drinking, dipshit.”

“Yeah!!!” Tayla hiccupped.

There was a pause from Kara. "Wait, are you guys actually drinking?”

Dicen, who had been silent until now, suddenly spoke. “We’re fine, okay?” He looked like he was dying from guilt.

“Okay,” Kara softly sighed. “Just don’t do anything stupid... okay?”

Dicen smiled a little at this. “Okay!” He said he loved her and then hung up.

“Aw, you guys are so cute!” Tayla giggled as she stood up. “And! I have an idea!” She began to walk away before motioning for M to follow. M did so with a groan, easily annoyed. “M, M, M-” T said, walking to her sister’s room. “Help me find a dress for Dicen!” With this M grinned, always on board to embarrass a friend.

While the other two were doing their thing, the boys were left alone. They decided to go into the kitchen to make some special drinks. “We should put like...” Simon said, looking through the drinks they had, “some rum?” He found a bottle and held it up.

Dicen shook his head and held up a bottle of whiskey instead. “That would make them throw up... use this :3" He handed him the drink and proceeded to search for ingredients to put into their concoction. “Fruity for the girls?” The fridge door swung open as Dicen asked this, looking curiously inward.

“Oh yes,” Simon seemed intrigued at the idea of being more creative with the drink. He crouched down and opened a cupboard. With a quick motion he grabbed a blender and got up, showing it to his friend.

Dicen grinned. “Perfect.”

M and Tayla searched and searched Tayla’s sister’s room for the perfect outfit. There was plenty of things that they could use, but only some of them would sufficiently embarrass him. There was piles of clothes on the floor from their quest for the perfect dress. “So M…” Tayla started, before trailing off. There was a grumbling noise coming from outside the room, much like a blender. She dropped the dress she had been looking at and started giggling.

“What the hell?” M looked around confused. “What the fuck is that?”

Tayla started to giggle more, picking up the dress she had dropped. It was bright pink and frilly. There were luminescent pink and white sequins all over the bust of the dress, and then the skirt was a pink tutu with several layers. With a wave of the dress in the air, Tayla said, “Maybe the boys are making something special!~ Anywayyy, this is the perfect dress!”

M just shrugged at this, scoffing at the former comment. “Sure.”

With that, M and Tayla went back out into the living room to see what the boys were up to. By that time, they had finished up what they were doing in the kitchen and had been chilling out. There were two drinks sitting on the coffee table, messily prepared. They looked like they were attempting to be super fancy drinks, but you could tell the boys slapped the ingredients together.

The two boys sat on the couch with smug smiles, sipping their own drinks slowly.

“What in the hell?” M said, taking one of the drinks and looking at it. “The fuck is this?”

Simon simply cheered his glass. “Delicious.”

Tayla took the remaining drink and confirmed it was hers. Dicen nodded. She sipped it and licked her lips. Though it didn’t look that appetizing, the look on her face said that she thought it was just as delicious as Simon stated. She proceeded to down the whole drink unknowingly.

With a suppressed laugh, Dicen said, “Holy shit, man.” He knew just how much alcohol was in that glass- and holy shit there was a fuck ton of it.

M simply gave a concerned look then sipped her own drink. Carefully, they bought the glass to their lips and sipped it. “Damn that’s fucking strong.” M glanced at Dicen then at Tayla, picking up on what the drink was. “How the fuck did she do that?” They had to laugh at little at this.

Tayla put her now empty glass on the table again with a loud clink. She held out the pink dress. “Soooo?” She looked at Dicen with a drunken smirk- a hungry smile of a predator at its prey. “Dadddd~ You gonna wear iittt?”

He looked a little uncomfortable for a second before giving the dress a long look. He grinned ever so slightly- his drunken mind interested. “Maybe.”

Tayla threw the dress at him. “Put it onnn!~”

Simon snickered as he slowly sipped his drink, whispering to M to make sure she didn’t drink too much at once just in case. M nodded in understanding.

Tayla giggled as she stumbled over to the couch and found her phone. “W-waiiit,” -she got the camera open, “-Okay go!”

“Hehe, okaayyy,” he looked at the dress, not completely sure how to put it on. He unzipped the back very slowly. He lifted it over his head before realizing he had a problem. His shirt. “Waiiit hehe.” He put the dress down and proceeded to take his shirt off.

M and Simon watched as their drunken friends acted like complete idiots. Once Dicen got his shirt off he looked at his jeans curiously. Tayla’s face went bright red at this, and she stumbled to say “waitwait nonono-” she dropped her phone, camera up, and picked up the dress to hand it to him.

“Oh my god this is priceless,” M took out their own phone to start recording both drunks. Simon was cackling in the background. Tayla and Dicen had no idea how horribly awkward what they were doing was, but there they were, being absolute idiots.

Dicen took the dress from Tayla and pulled it over his head. As he did this, Tayla tried helping him, as the dress appeared to be a little too small in the shoulders. Once it was fully on though… it appeared to fit almost perfectly. Tayla started to laugh again.

He grinned and floofed out the skirt. Then, he twirled in circle. “This dress is so niiice!” he laughed and spun around more. He put out his arms and made airplane noises as he spun around, giggling his head off. This made Tayla want to join in, so she began to spin herself, even if she didn’t have a dress on like Dicen did.

“This is fun! Hahah!”

Simon and M watched, but M was very tempted to join in as well. I mean, who wouldn’t? M stood up did the same plane thing that Dicen had done. “You shitheads are onto something, hah,” their words were aggressive but playful as they spoke.

The three were being recorded by Simon, who had been given the phone when M left to join the other two. He was, for the first time ever, the smartest person in the room. He was no longer drinking, so he would probably be a lot more chill than the others until the next morning.

“You guys are idiots haha,” he laughed, trying not the shake the phone too much. “ThaBnk yOuu!” Tayla stumbled over her words, almost tripping over her feet.

M laughed maniacally and began to spin a lot fast. This was a mistake, though, as they were still drunk and had horrible balance. So one thing and another happened, and M tripped over their feet, ramming into Tayla. This caused a domino effect in which M fell down, pushing Tayla so she lost her balance, and finally into the small boy wearing a dress; Dicen.

This chain reaction was interesting to say the least. At least it was all being recorded, right?

When M ran into T, Tayla bumped into Dicen, causing him to fall. However, in the process of falling, Tayla had grabbed him in an attempt not to fall herself. Of course, this didn’t work, as Dicen fell backwards. The duo went down, leaving T on top of Dicen.

Simon burst out laughing at this. M sat up, recovering from their fall quickly, and joined Simon in laughing. They grabbed Tayla’s phone, which was on the ground near her (as Tayla never picked it up) and began to record them as well.

“W-wha- D-Daddd??” Tayla exclaimed with a bright red face, face mere inches away from Dicen’s.

Dicen was stunned at first, his ears as red as Tayla’s face- but he then began to giggle like a madman. “Why are you on top of meee? Hehe!”

“I dunnooo,” Tayla replied, “I can get offfff.”

Dicen giggled more. “You’re not Karaaaaa!~”

“Oh shit you’re right! Fuck!!” Tayla laughed, rolling off her friend.

The two were completely unaware of how weird that was. M and Simon, though, were laughing their heads off. “Do we show them tomorrow?” Simon asked, out of breath.

M took a second to think about that, glancing at the duo in question, who were laughing drunkenly next to each other. “We could use it against them, though.” They glared at Tayla with an evil grin. “Especially that fuck.”

Once Dicen and Tayla’s laughter subsided, Dicen got up and walked over to Simon. “Why didn’t you spinnnn?”

Simon laughed. “Because.”

“Because why?”

“Because.”

“Because whyyy?”

“Because.”

“Becauuuse wh-“

“Shut the fuck up, jesus,” M snapped, helping Tayla off the floor as well. They pointed at her and glared at Dicen. “No more fucking around.” M’s mood had changed very quickly. Not that that was surprising, though.

“We were just having funn,” Tayla argued.

“Having fun being on top of eachother?”

Tayla grinned and exclaimed, “Yes!” before quickly realizing that was the wrong answer. “You pushed meee.”

“You fuck, I didn’t mean to-“ M raised their arms as if they were going to hit Tayla. “Don’t test me.”

Tayla backed off, laughing a little nervously. “O-okayyy…” With that the group was left in silence, not doing anything.

“Man I dunno what I’d do if you guys died.”

Everyone stared at Dicen, whose facial expression was blank. (Minus a soft drunken smile.)

“What in the hell?” M asked, their voice low.

Dicen grinned. “Yeah!” He held at his arms like an air hug. “You guys are great!”

Tayla nodded in agreement, but nothing else was said besides a soft “huh” from Simon.

M angerly drank the rest of the fruity drink from earlier and took quick glances at the boy she kissed earlier. Simon, who was sitting next to her, poked her shoulder.

M poked him back. He poked them again. The two ended up in a poke war, due to Simon’s simple stupidity and M’s aggressiveness. Tayla and Dicen eventually joined in as well. At one point, when poking Dicen back, Tayla screeched, “TAG UR IT” and thus the group began to run around the house playing tag while drunk.

The group fell asleep at about 2am. They woke up at about 1pm. All four of them were laying on the living room floor with no blankets and pillows, and were all cuddling together in some way.

Except for Simon, that is. He was the only one that took a pillow from the couch. He had been holding it all night. However, when he woke up, he realized that M had been laying with him. They had been spooning, kind of.

The other two were there as well. Tayla lay against M, facing away. Dicen lay there with an arm around Tayla. And jesus damn, I can’t write this goddamn fanfic without going to the Beta Ships. It’s the only realisticish but awkward ships I can use… Oh well lol.

Simon was the first to wake. He made his way out of M’s arms carefully, trying not to wake her. When he saw how the group had slept, he couldn’t help but chuckle. But, when he did, it felt like he had been punched in the stomach.

Ah.

Hangovers.

What a wonderful experience. Luckily, though, he was just stuck with a mild headache and horrible stomach ache. The others, most likely, won’t be so lucky. Simon grabbed his phone and quickly took pictures of M angerly hugging the pillow in Simon’s place, and the other two practically cuddling.

Once he finished, he looked around the room. All around was cups and glass bottles. They made a huge mess for there only having been four of them. Tayla’s hair was a tangled mess, M’s glasses looked bent in a weird direction, and Dicen never even bothered to take off the dress.

Damn, they were messy.

Simon attempted to clean up some of the mess, then he sat on the couch and played games on his phone until M woke up.

After a little bit, M woke up. They were very grumpy, still. They threw the pillow they had been holding at Simon and said, “Why’d you mooove?” Simon just shrugged, as he normally does. M groaned. “What time is it?”

“Oneish?”

“Damn.” M sat up and looked at the other two. This caused Tayla, whose back was previously against M’s, to curl up closer to Dicen. “Oh my fucking god.”

Simon held up his phone and showed M the picture he had taken. “Send me that,” M found their phone in their pocket and waited for the picture. Once it sent, they saved it and proceeded to send it to Kara. M also sent the video from the night before to her.

Once that was finished, M and Simon were left alone as they waited for their chicken nugget friends to wake up.

With a sigh, M broke the silence, “I’m sorry about last night.”

“What?”

M groaned loudly. “You’re so stupid-” They touched their lips with their fingers. Simon’s eyes lit up and he said, “Oh!”

He looked down, “It’s okay.”

“Not it’s not,” M growled, “I shouldn’t have done that.”

“No, Milian.” Simon frowned, “It’s really okay.”

M covered their face with their hands. “AuGh! You don’t get it!”

Simon scooted closer to M, putting a hand on their shoulder. He waited for M to move their hands away from their face, and when they did, he leaned forward and kissed M.

It surprised M a lot, so it wasn’t long before they pushed him away. “You fuck-“ M choked on their words as they freaked out. “D-don’t stun me like that.”

Simon’s face was red, and he shyly rubbed the back of his head. “Sorry.”

M shook their head. “I-It’s okay.” They glanced at Dicen and Tayla. “Just… let’s not tell those two.” Simon nodded in agreement. “So, breakfast?” M asked, receiving another nod from Simon. The two then walked into the kitchen to get some food.

After about another hour, Dicen woke up at about 2:30pm. When he woke up, Tayla had her face in her chest. His arm was around her, too. He moved it away before noticing her shiver, then instantly felt bad for moving away.

Why the fuck were they sleeping together on the living room floor, anyway? He felt his head was pounding, and it felt like he was being stabbed in the stomach. He recognized the feeling as a hangover, which kind of explained their situation. Kind of.

He gave Tayla a poke to wake her up. She groaned in her sleep and nuzzled into him, not wanting to wake up, and searching for warmth. Dicen poked her again then shook her gently. “C’mon Tayla,” he said, trying to wake her.

“Mnhh, no-” she sounded upset that she was being woken up, making Dicen feel even worse.

“It’s like two, please?”

She grumbled and turned away, moving away from him. She shivered again and wrapped her arms around herself, obviously cold. Dicen frowned and sat up, looking to see if there was a blanket or anything to cover her. He found one on the couch, picked it up, and laid it on her gently.

Dicen didn’t really remember much of what had happened the night before, but he did have enough common sense to realize he wouldn’t have gotten drunk and slept with only one of his friends. So, he left the living room, in search of the other two.

He found Simon and M in the kitchen. He gave a quick hello to them. “Look who’s finally done cuddling.” M said, their voice edging on annoyed.

“I guess,” Dicen ignored their comment mostly, sitting with his friends at the table. “When did you guys get up?”

M looked at the time on their phone. “’Bout an hour ago.”

“Damn. Well, what happened last night?”

As he asked this, a blue haired female walked into the kitchen with a blanket wrapped around her and a pill bottle in her hand walked into the kitchen. “Do you guys feel horrid too?” She took two of the pills dry and held up the bottle.

Dicen nodded, so she threw the capsule at him. “Thanks,” he mumbled, smiling a little.

Tayla ran a hand through her hand, annoyed at how messy it was. “So what did happen last night?” She stood next to everyone at the table.

Simon pulled out his phone and showed the picture he had taken when he woke up to her and Dicen. “What the fuck?” Tayla asked, confused, her face even a little pink from embarrassment, “I cuddled with him?” She pointed at Dicen.

Dicen nodded his head. “We were cuddling when I woke up.”

“Well fuck?”

“We didn’t fuck,” Dicen pointed to his dress, which had previously gone unnoticed until now. Tayla glanced over it and realized it was her sister’s and she laughed, face palming. “Oh my god,” she wheezed.

M gasped loudly. This was the happiest emotion they had expressed all morning. They excitedly pulled out their own phone saying, “watch this!” they laughed maniacally. M showed Dicen and Tayla the video that ended with them on top of each other.

“Oh my god,” Dicen laughed nervously, his ears red.

Tayla blushed as well, dying on the inside as she said, “I knew you were a bottom-” She moved away from Dicen a little as she laughed awkwardly.

M grinned more. “Kara had a fun time watching that.” M showed them her reply to the pictures and video.

Dicen grabbed the phone in shock, screeching, “wAiT WHAT” His ears went even brighter red- his face even turning red. “You showed my GIRLFRIEND”

Even Tayla laughed at this a little. Despite feeling like shit and laughing hurting, and the fact that she was the reason it was so awkward and weird, Dicen’s reaction was hilarious.

“Oh my gooooddd,” he complained and took out his phone, presumably to text Kara.

With a sigh, Tayla asked, “Please tell me you guys did something stupid or embarrassing, too.”

Simon and M took a glance at one another. “Nahh.”

#memes #friends #story #silly #badlywritten

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