#ATEEEEE.

[aakiwa]

So embarrassing but I’m having a zukka moment rn

Also Azula + Sokka bffs bcs if she got the therapy she deserves I’m telling u their brains together wud be unbeatable

(Ugh I keep flipping Sokka’s scars forgive me)

[gaypeople]

LISA FRANKENSTEIN 2024 | dir. Zelda Williams

[amethystsoda]

A gorgeous set of Loid Forger cosplays from RJ Hooks on tiktok!!! 💚🗡️🔎

[kelpermoosee]

“Wonder how I didn’t die

This is not my life, I’m no survivor

I only happened to survive” -🎶

[blkkizzat]

Mmm prof sukuna is just...yummy. I can't even.

But since we're doing this, Prof Gojo. He teaches theoretical physics. Your major required you to take it. So you do, your senior year of undergrad. But you're an experimental physics kinda person. So you argue with him day and night. So it surprises you when you're a grad student that he seeks you out to bounce ideas off of. He invites you to join a collaboration. He introduces you to people. This man is not your advisor, but he's always creating an opportunity for you. Eventually, your going to dinner meetings with him and several other professors from the department. You're surprised to learn they ALL think you're his girlfriend. And he doesn't deny it. In fact, he just smirks and changes the subject. Now no matter who you deny it to, they all just say that you don't have to pretend and that it's not that weird. Except now, no one asks you out. Because they all think you're taken. You ask Satoru to clear things up and he just says to let it pass. The more you deny it, the worse it'll get. Eventually, eventually, you just give up and hang around him like normal. You're getting good opportunities out of it and he's a really good friend. Even if he is a theoretical physicist. But it all changes after you defend your dissertation. He comes and listens and afterward takes you for ice cream, and he kisses you. he tells you he was waiting until you weren't a student anymore. You're flabbergasted. And a little mad cause you barely get laid for two and a half years cause everyone you met on campus thought you were dating this man and time off campus was rare. But fear not cause you decide to get even. You demand he make up for all 30 months you went without.

Side note: geto is def an English prof right? And Nanami is math?

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🧠 nonny! pookies you eating with these! also prof geto is most def english, philosophy or anthro 100% and I can totally see prof nanami as math or he might be a dr on the md track and be your like attending when ur a resident kdhfkshfa.

prof gojo is really cute. i like how he played the long game and waited. i was surprised cause i didnt think he'd have it in him to do it but it make sense he could here if everyone thought you were dating already lefhdsdlkfhudslkfh. lmfao watch he's like fanning the flames himself behind your back.

ahhh wait i can't leave out my husband... even though i do NOT see him as an academic lmfao at all. buuuut WALK WITH ME HERE... professor toji of sports medicine.

prof toji happened to fall into the role more than anything. a former olympian he has over a dozen gold metals, the highest ever for a single person in japan and the first person to ever participate—let alone win in multiple categories. his physical prowess is a wonder to modern science and its purely his obsession with to being at his physical peak that drives him into academia so he could learn more about his body after being disillusioned with 'incompetent' personal trainers and physical therapist, taking his care into his own hands. prof toji now retired was practically begged to come to the university to teach. he teaches one class but mostly heads sports medicine at a university with a medical center where he trains and conditions sports athletes—you happen to be his TA/assistant, a former promising gymnast olympian but sidelined due to a wrist that never healed right. Toji is annoyed by you at first, brash disposition and a widower, he's not very personable at all. but one day you happen to be with him when his nanny has an emergency and drops a young 5 year old megumi off at his offices early. prof toji has to evaluate the swimmers in 20 minutes and it be too dangerous to take him to the pools, so you offer to watch him and toji, while skeptical has no choice but to let you. prof toji is quite shocked upon his return to find you in the aerobics area and megumi actually laughing—you taught him summersaults and he can almost do a cartwheel without falling over. he hasn't seen him laugh like that since his mom passed. prof toji feels indebted to you now and he hates that so he offers to take a look at your wrist even though you say theres 'nothing that can be done' which prof toji scoffs at. It takes a minor surgery and almost a year of physical therapy, strict diet and training regimine at his directive but your wrist actually heals!

fast forward 2 years and you are actually at the olympics! a bit older for the category but due to the immaculate physical therapy and training from prof toji you manage to get gold by mere fractions of points! taking it from the current champion of the last 3 years! prof toji is the first one to catch your eye when your scores are announced and when you flew into his arms out of gratitude he couldn't help the passionate kissed that followed as he literally kissed you for the first time in front of the whole world!

OMFGBFKSDHFKVA WAIT I ACTUALLLY ATE WITH THIS I ATE SO FUCKING HARDLJCSDLKJFHDSKJB I GOTTA WRITE THIS... NO STAWP I ALREADY HAVE TOO MCUHDFHSDJKCBK. WHO WANTS ME TO WRITE THIS?!

[volkarine]

YOU DID ME DIRTY NOW YOUR LIFE AINT SHIT!!! I AINT WISHING U THE BEST BITCH THATS WHAT YOU GET!!!!

[ashoss]

ok watching batwheels. this show slaps yall

[serastonins]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHINGGGG. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

i have always love the possessed/loved one coming back from the dead trope and @stellewriites managed to capture that in her amazing writing

horror + wild west elements SIGN ME UPPPPPP

felt inspired so heres an edit of said fic 😈

[harrylovesmitski]

if i can convince anyone to go see la chimera right now it's through this image

[texasbama]

MARSAI MARTIN RENAISSANCE: A Film by Beyoncé Premiere (Nov. 25th)

[eliseliedl]

Baldur's Gate 3 17 / ?

[lobotomist-at-claires]

he belongs at the pink pony club

[ladiablesse]

[sheepthatgobaa]

"Did you know angels bleed gold? What an interesting fact, Don't you think?"

obey me month or whatever uhm day 12: haunting it's just lilith and kelo (my MC) being weirdos and yah it's just headcanony shit here sorry prompts by @obeymetournaments

[merlinemrys]

“i don’t want to see you dead, guinevere. but i don’t want to see you.” SEVEN SHOT DEAD. FIVE KILLED. TWO BRUTALLY INJURED. WOMAN FOUND WAILING IN THE STREET. BABIES CRYING.

[solphin]

HOW MANY LETTERS IN AMERICAN?!?!?!ATEEEEE😝😝😝