#ARTHUR YOU DUMBASS IT WAS YOU
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arthur fixates very heavily on lily being the reason john gained humanity
its comp het
#this is#my third time through JSHFJSDB#ANYWAY ITS COMPHET#alexi talks#malevolentblogging#ARTHUR YOU DUMBASS IT WAS YOU#LILY WAS SYMBOLIC
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merlin but merthur is dating except merlin doesn’t realize that their hand holding, cuddling, gift giving relationship is romantic until he fixes arthur’s crown and arthur leans down and kisses him and he’s like oh
#arthur is unaware that merlin doesn't know theyre courting#its not supposed to be funny#well it is#merlin you dumbass#but yeah i just want a moment where arthur leans down and kisses merlin and everything just clicks for merlin#jafdskj#i want it soft#i want sunlight streaming in from the window#i want merlin's eyes to widen and his hands to pause before all the past dates come to mind and he realizes and he just melts#merthur#merlin#arthur#merlin bbc#merlin emrys#bbcm#bbc merlin#bbc arthur#arthur and merlin#prince arthur#king arthur#Arthur Pendragon
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Happy holidays! Here's my gift to @yeehawpurgatory for the @rdrevents Secret Winter Exchange! Here's One Arthur and John warming up at camp after John fell into a frozen lake, as requested ✨
#rdr#rdr2#red dead redeption#red dead redemption 2#john marston#arthur morgan#morston#arthur/john#rdrSecretWinterExchange#Happy holidays to sam! Hope you enjoy hehe#i hope i managed to get across the prompt idea through an image 👉👈#But I was envisioning the two of them out hunting somewhere in the grizzlies together#and john is as john does falling into the lake#what's arthur gotta do with this little dumbass smh his head#“marston you'll catch your death one of these days”#or something to that effect. anyway enough of me prattling LMAO#my art
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reblog to be a clown about merlin on main
#we’re probably being delulu#but WHAT IF WE’RE NOT ????#arthur better be fucking returning#like you bitches better be giving us modern merlin#that dumbass better walk out of that fucking lake#bbc merlin#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#bbcm
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rip john doe. hes not dead, hes just going to get his ass kicked by arthur for another betrayal
#in all seriousness i don't blame john Entirely for what he did he's still learning and just didn't want arthur to be upset at him#but like. my boy. that was a dumbass decision and i wish you luck in the divorce because you're gonna need it#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john doe malevolent#arthur lester#malevolent spoilers#malevolent podcast spoilers
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When the dream vacation ends and Hastings has to go back to his wife 👎😭
#I love to make them sad hehehehe#as a treat#hastungs gazing longingly over the sea#sad boy my favorite#that’s what happens when you marry a woman dumbass#arthur hastings#hercule poirot#hugh fraser#david suchet#agatha christie’s poirot#agatha christie#Ruth Etting#rain edits
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"Look, I need him to help show me how to modify a gasket for a 1978 pump."
Almost Paradise S02E03 A Fisherfolk Tale.
#almost paradise#alex walker#kai mendoza#ernesto alamares#christian kane#samantha richelle#arthur acuña#oh alex you can be such a dumbass sometimes#never change#ghostly'sgifs
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would anyone like to hear my ramblings about a Venom/Malevolent crossover fic
#I think being around Eddie and Venom would help John and Arthur’s relationship#like look at these guys. they can actually cooperate while sharing a body. maybe you two dumbasses could learn a thing or two#eddie brock#venom symbiote#symbrock#venom#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#private eyes#malevolent
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Seeing such bad takes on Merlin on other social media and I wanna die so I'm gonna vent
No Merlin didn't owe telling anyone his secret not even his close buddies
I fucking love Merlin and Gwaines friendship and Merlin and Lancelot's but you don't need to shit on Arthur to lift them up
Someone said Arthur wasn't loyal to Merlin as much as the others...babe this isn't a competition and also what Arthur dying for Merlin, risking his life, disobeying Uther for him lying to Uther for him letting Merlin get away with so much shit when another person would have been fired immediately THIS ISN'T LOYALTY?!
And fucking don't forget that Arthur never knew about their destiny he kept Merlin around because he was Merlin and their bond was special soulmates two sides of the same coin this is canon. It does not negate the strength of Merlin's bonds with Gwaine Lancelot the other knights and all the other people he loves. Like girl I'm so tired of people shitting over Arthur and acting like was just an ass to Merlin every single second. Rewatch I beg and understand that many beautiful bonds can be shown that none are better than others but ultimately Merlin and Arthur's bond IS the heart of the show. I cant help it that it's canon.
#merlin#venting lol#merthur#like the knights were brothers to Merlin#but can you imagine the mess if he told them about his magic#like what are these people on about#that brilliant post the other day about Arthur and how he never#truly questioned that Merlin had magic because bright sunshine loyalty boy#was NOTHING like the assholes Arthur heard about and saw#so Merlin couldn't have magic could he#arthur is not the total dumbass people make out#and also real quick Arthur always showed more nuance towards magic and users#than his father#it was just a windy road#phew
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Arthur and Gwen at a sports game
#drawing#art#digital art#arthur pendragon#gwen#guinevere#arwen#merlin bbc#arthur looked at her with big ass eyes and was like pls I wanna sit with you#and she was like ofc babe come sit just if you crush me to death you're carrying me home#and he's like I'd carry you all the way home even if you were completely at full health babe#all his friends are like uhm you are.so far from the game man#and Arthurs like the fuck is it to your dumbass I can see and hear just fine#and they're like but like why are—#and he's like bc you dumb fucks I wanna be with my WIFE#and then gwens friends are like babe would you please tell him no#and she's like duh I tell him no all the time but like why would I now? and like she's literally holding his big ass on her lap#and they're like tell him to get off of you#and she's like but…..but I want him with me#and they're like oh god how can two people be so equally whipped for each other y'all are fucki g ridiculous
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Bruh Gwen forgave Arthur way too quickly in this episode.
She should have kicked his ass!
#merlin#merlin bbc#arthur pendragon#gwen#arthur you are a dumbass#imagine listening to your stupid uncle#just because he has your same blood#bbc merlin#ehi gwen#self respect#merlin 4x05
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From here with @maroonhigh
CW mentions of drug rehab & mental illness
Arthur watched as Alfred touched, moved, and disturbed things that weren't his to disturb, then bring him tea and water, and-- Did he even know how Arthur liked it?!-- His nerves are frayed, and it is grating.
"Would you STOP for just ONE moment?!" he snapped, loud enough to startle George, who leapt off the couch and decided that these two in the same room was not a good napping environment, and so minced indignantly right across the threshold.
Even with the weight of impatience and authority in Arthur's voice, there was just a slight crack to his utterance that spoke of the strain of his nerves and brittle temperament.
Arthur did not give Alfred time to answer.
"I don't owe you an explanation on anything, but since I know you're going to be a stubborn, nosy prat about it-- No, I did not check myself out, I am on newly prescribed-- "
--Ah. He cut himself off and shook his head. America didn't need to know that Arthur was on medications for depression. Anxiety. Trying new drugs under a doctor's supervision was a nightmarish carousel of false hope, electric nerves, and days spent dissociating.
America-- Alfred...Did Not. Need. To know.
And just like that, what little fire and bluster he'd had was extinguished with no more spirit to fuel it. He didn't want to talk about being medicated, as though something was innately wrong with him-- he'd known that for millennia now, but never wanted to actually face the cold hard reality of it.
Arthur closed his eyes again and let out a pained, annoyed sigh.
"Jack is taking care of things," he adds, far more even-toned. Jack was taking care of him, too. Arthur wasn't sure where he'd be without his old friend, his capital, and it was a thought he had no desire to entertain.
"Not that it's your business. It's not like you ever visited," he said dryly. "And God forbid you have the courtesy to not fucking touch everything after barging in here, probably didn't even wash your hands! Can't even say hello, or ask me how I'm feeling."
And then, to the crux of Arthur's angst regarding his former protégé: "I know I am a washed-up failure, but the least you could do is stop and--and just-- listen."
Truthfully, he'd never actually asked for those things--at least, not directly. Because doing so would betray that England-- No, Arthur--himself longed for a friendship that did not leave him wanting. He dared not open his eyes, for fear that America would see his vulnerabiliity and the aching desire for a friend, despite feeling down t his marrow he didn't deserve one.
The problem was, Alfred was one of the very few people on the planet who could understand how stupid and tragic and complicated their lives were. But Arthur felt like too much of a coward to ever ask.
#.// (ic: arthur)#maroonhigh: america#.// ruled the waves (arthur)#ahh yes the Dumbass Boys Hour#I love this already#Al ur still good he hasn't yelled at you to get out yet
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didn’t previously think of this because colin morgan is a pasty little man but like logistically speaking. merlin would totally get paler after moving to camelot right? cause he goes from largely outdoor farm work and what have you to being inside like castle like at least a solid 60% of the time. sure he goes to the market occasionally and the stables and the training ground and sure he goes on hunts but like i’m sure he spends FAR more days totally indoors than he ever did in ealdor so like. he’s totally get paler. right????
#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin emrys#also i’m sort of half thinking of arthur looking at him one day and being like#what are those spots on your face#and merlin is like uh??? what— OH. my freckles??#and arthur is like . your What#cause yk sure he had to train but Sheltered Childhood there’s no way he was ever allowed to nap in the sun#and merlin is like yeah mom used to say the sun loved me so much she kissed my cheeks all over#and internally arthur is like . yeah that makes perfect sense why wouldn’t the sun love you that much why wouldn’t anyone—#and then out loud he’s like ur face looks dirty#and merlin rolls his fuckin eyes cause Whatever Dumbass#meanwhile arthur is having a Crisis#all because merlin got a little paler working in the castle and his freckles started showing up more
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Vivi: When's the last time you slept?
Arthur: Uh... a few days ago, think.
Vivi: A few- how many?!
Arthur: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Vivi: What you need is sleep!
#in his defense#he’s only got 5 of them#BUT STILL GO TO SLEEP#YOU NEED SLEEP#GO. TO. BED.#incorrect quotes#mystery skulls animated#msa#incorrect msa#vivi yukino#msa vivi#arthur kingsmen#msa arthur#i love this sleep deprived dumbass a normal amount#and vivi is literally perfection#like she is literally the skrunkly ever#the blorbo
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of course Arthur Pendragon was bisexual. have you seen his obsession with swords??? have you seen the twirling thing he does with them????
#arthur pendragon#merlin#bbc merlin#swords#lgbtq#bisexual#you know what i am a bisexual and this is therefore so much more funny#dumbass fighter#king arthur#chaotic academic aesthetic
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so i've been binging malevolent (finally) and man, the way john says arthur's name all the time, the weight he puts into it... if he said my name like that i'd do whatever the hell he asked of me
#malevolent#arthur is the official name of dumbass protagonists i guess#you be nicer to john young man#old man?#whatever#i love you john you can come stay at my mind whenever you wish
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