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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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The problem dating trans people is when you break up they’ve ruined like 12 names for you

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fetishizing that old man’s self destructive tendencies

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First meeting🌱

JMart flowershop AU in which Jon is trying to send a message to his boss Elias

This is so silly I'm just having fun with it, I saw a screenshot of a Tumblr post describing this scene after posting those flowershop AU sketches and I just had to make it jmart related!

Here's the post (couldn't find the link to the original post, only a screenshot)

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

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my favorite romance trope is like. you dont want to hurt me but i am asking you to hurt me. i need you to stab me. i need you to carve this out of me. i need you to cut something off of me. this will hurt both of us in incredible ways. yours are the only hands i trust enough to weild this knife. you do not want to hurt me. i am asking you to hurt me.

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I loveee fantasy settings doing magical exhaustion:

burnt out pyromancers emitting steam and smoke

tired cryomancers shivering with visible foggy breath

weary necromancers looking ill and hearing voices

frazzled healers receiving the same cuts, bruises, and injuries of their patients

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i was so not prepared for monstrous agonies to hit me with "i'm not going to tell you how to feel about your identity. i'm not going to tell you how to live your life. what i will tell you is this: there is no amount of 'normal' you can become that will wash the river from your skin. you're soaked to the bone, my dear."

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Amongthur (Amogus Arthur from malevolent)

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I HAVEN'T SEEN WICKED BUT I SAW A PICTURE OF THIS GUY AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHED TO MAKE THIS

HAS THIS ONE BEEN DONE YET

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Boohoo im so alone an a monstaaa

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yeah

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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

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i'm not the guy who always has mini bagels in his purse but today i happened to and, by some stroke of god, today also happened to be the day my brother declined a bagel in front of me with the statement "i'm not hungry enough for a whole bagel." so obviously i ask "would you be hungry enough for a bagel if it was like, a miniature version of one?" and when he said yes, miraculously pull a mini bagel from my purse. so now i seem like a guy who always has mini bagels on him