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if your favorite flavor of something is “mixed berries” then you have a sick mind

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Thinking about the bullshit 2021/2022 TMA discourse,,,, some of yall were doing too much and it’s very funny to look back on

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"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.

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its fine its cool have a jmart kiss

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also as a gif for all your needs

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not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman

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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

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He wants uppies

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art by @lailas-in-space (from pinterest)

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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

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Having to read the word queerbait in an educational setting feels crazy to me but in a good way

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I cannot stress this enough, this is my all time favorite news story

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I love the genre of malevolent art I've been seeing of Arthur being held up by the scruff of his neck by john like he's putting Arthur in air jail for being a shit to another eldritch god

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Alfie Dellon buying an "I <3 Vampires" shirt while on vacation with his vampire boyfriend in Whitby might be one of the funniest things a podcast character has done

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for me "i can skate" and "i could be on drugs" have the same vibes

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Finally back in college after a ton of things happened and I am NERVOUS

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying