#ARE U JOKING ! THIS IS SO NICE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This fandom is so nit-picky that I’ve seen more criticism on every little thing about wottg (a book that came out 2 days ago) than people saying things they liked about it
Edit: someone has already gotten mad so I repeat this is a joke and not that deep❤️
#I get it but like just enjoy the book man😭#be grateful you’re still getting one after all this time#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#like can we hype this book up!!!#we’ve been waiting for it for so long but when we actually get it all I hear is ‘Rick shouldn’t have done that’ or ‘this is so ooc’#and definitely a lot of ‘we should’ve seen more of this’#and the annabeth antis have already taken up my fy feed#this is a JOKE btw don’t come for me critique all you want#(I’m not really kidding but just in case the nit-pickers get mad)#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#grover underwood#percabeth#leah sava jeffries#walker scobell#aryan simhadri#pjo fandom#wrath of the triple goddess#the senior year adventures pjo#I have seen good things about it though#and that’s nice#maybe it’s bc I read purely for the vibes and bc I love pjo so I’m not really picky with this book#I have my complaints too but it was even near bad enough to be disrespectful *ahem this is targeted#also u guys say this for every book#like which is it? If they’re always ooc are they actually ooc?#like ofc they can be ooc but this is always the same complaint for every book#i just had coffee even though I know it stresses me out so I’m riled up rn lol
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thinking about older women
#hey auntie 👉🏾👈🏾#some of them b dancing on that line and i am looking respectfully (´ . .̫ . `) ♡#many such cases... giggling at how often w how many ppl aksjak family friends.. or it be ur own family 💀💕#someone's mom would joke about snatching me up like 😭😶🌫️ ma'am first of all .. would#and the touchy prima (〒﹏〒) ♡ yes please put ur hands on me i am so comfortable with physical contact ( ꈍᴗꈍ) let me hold ur hand ♡#🚶🏾♀️ being hot is nice sometimes#the forbidden fruit... hey tía (´ . .̫ . `) 👉🏾👈🏾💕#some of the exchanges I've had were so 😵💫😵💫 ma'am.. i got a lil crush on u.#← not my actual family. i do not have one. engaging in one from this perspective is a lil different yfm 🚶🏾♀️u don't have to get it#or maybe u do idk im zooted rn and feeling rly gay abt aunties and older women in general okay 😩💕#i need to go sweet talk someone's tía i know she's looking beautiful tonight 🚶🏾♀️ i see u girl. i love ur hair your nails are beautiful#i love your color coordination you have such good fashion sense ( ꈍᴗꈍ) ♡#ur earrings are so pretty i love your necklace i love your bracelets (。ノω\。) lemme go help y'all cook or I'll make the drinks whateve#let's talk.. ♡#Lupe... what are you up to these days 😩💕 my favorite. a family friend#i kinda see family friends as family too sorta bc my fam was p small when i did have one so a friend would be a basically auntie#but also not.. technically. so ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭ idk. they r tías 2 me though and i love them.#they r so nicey 2 me 。:゚(;´∩`;)゚:。 ♡#she wanted me to say her name n talk to her in Spanish a lil bit and she ate it up 😵💫 (。ノω\。) ♡ she loved the way i say her name#i had such a crush on her omfg. low-key but not but yeah but respectfully..
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people who try to flirt with idols at fan meet events need to be killed
#someone will say some weird romantic shit and then when the idols like ummmm lol no as nice as they can say it#the persons like LOL DID U SEE THEIR REACTION😂 and joke about it like no what you did was just weird#ofc they reacted that way 😭 i’d be weirded out too! that’s an awkward position to be in! you don’t even know them!#like let’s get serious because of course they’re not gonna be enthusiastic about a fan’s romantic intentions you guys don’t KNOW EACH OTHER#so weird. soooo weird#🧸#can’t stand fans who do this#esp cause they always think something’s funny…#maybe a hot take of mine but
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your writing trademark is that you are so beautiful amazing wonderful fantastic that all your work is full to the brim with love and overflowing with gorgeous words♡
em 😭 you will make me SOB and then there will be SNOT and is that what you WANT!?!!?! i literally could only ever ask to have my work infused w love and for u to think of that as any sort of reflection on me is the highest compliment 🥹 i’m dipping u low and kissing u sweet <3
#MWAH#ARE U JOKING ! THIS IS SO NICE 😭😭😭😭😭😭#gawsh i need to write a little more on here#ruby talks#asks#rainy day asks#i love u btw. so much
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#yall i was talking to my fav coworker today bc i forgot smthg at my store so i went on my off day to get it#and she was telling me how she and another person we know were talking about me#and how nice and kind and loving and caring i am#and how im like an amazing person or smthg and all of these other rly nice words#AND YALL I WAS ABT TO CRY I WAS LIKE 😭😭😭#TO BE SPOKEN ABOUT IN THAT WAY WHEN IM NOT AROUND#I WAS SOOOOOO SENTI#it literally made my whole month yall i was like wow yall r so sweet omg im gonna cry rn#<33333333333#but lowkey she was like the way he was talking about u......#and shes like i asked him as joke if he loved u or smthg (he does not btw ik him v well)#bc shes like we had such nice words for u and he was so appreciative of what u did for him#mehrtalks
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everyday i see more and more how my bf can be so atsumu… 😭
#lovebug#HE RLLY IS LIKE .#i always say he’s a mix of kiri + yuuji w the physicality of iwa (cos they look so alike IM BEING SO FOR REAL RN 😭)#and he stILL IS!!! his outward personality i guess is like them!! smiley nice and friendly#but i guess when hes w me and he turns clingy and CHEESY and rlly h….#LIKE do u know those tiktoks that show rizz moves#the ones where the guy’s like: ‘i think theres smth on my collar can u smell’ so u go near and smell AND HE KISSES UR FOREHEAD#JAKZMELZNIEJS HE DID THAT TO ME like INTENDING TO COPY THE TOK ALSO AS A JOKE BUT AKNSKZKS#WHYYYYYYY#yesterday he did another one it was like him pointing behind me so i turn around#only for him to hook his finger on my chin to make me face him again#LIKEEEE KANSKSJSKSJSKAJSOSK#if anyone wants to see those toks/reels lmk ill look for it LMAO#BUT FOR REAL#i talked so much again
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Hey mags! How are you?
So, this is really self-indulgent, so I apologize if I ramble a little-
Recently I decided to do a hair transition back to my natural wavy hair, and it's been kinda hard taking care of it bc I never learned the right way to do so (I couldn't figure out if it was wavy or curly so at some point I just gave up and straightened it) but now I think it's a little better than it was before, but I've had some people tell me that the haircut I got looks weird, so that really bummed me out bc I don't know how to properly style it yet.
So, could I please ask for some thoughts on aki reacting to reader that changed hairstyle from medium size and straight to short and wavy? This is very specific and kind of silly, but it has affected me way more than I'd like to admit hdhajsha
Love your blog btw! I hope you have a nice day/night! 💕💕
yes, of course!!!
I think aki is pretty peculiar about how he keeps his own hair, so he's bound to notice a change in yours. he asks you a little bluntly, why'd you change your hairstyle? and when you answer, he says, hm. I like it this way. it's pretty.
and he's no expert on hair styling, but if you'd like, he'd be willing to offer some help. it upsets him to think of you not being happy with your appearance, he wants you to feel as beautiful as he thinks, knows that you are. he does some more research on styling and asks if he can try doing your hair for a change, hoping to cheer you up and pamper you a little.
#there's no way aki doesn't take good care of his hair in order to get his topknot that springy#his hair just looks really soft#I don't think he has a very complicated routine but he does take good care of it and never misses a step#he gets really annoyed for the rest of the day when you tell him some people said it looks weird lol#he's like 'why would they say that? it doesn't look weird. don't listen to them.'#I'm doing good!! I hope you're doing well too anon!!!!#I wish you luck with your hair journey <3#I've always been so envious of natural waves and curls they're so pretty 🥺#I'm sure it'll look so so beautiful!!#okay but#aki asking to style your hair for you#he's so serious about it he's like yeah I think I can make it look nice#and then he spends like two minutes brushing it before he puts it in a topknot and asks 'so what do u think'#aki I think you need to never do that again#😭😭 I'M JUST KIDDING HE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU#'im joking. I'll do the real hair style now.“#ask mags
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I am not that sensitive I just need my employers to always tell me in no uncertain terms that I am doing so very especially well and they do not hate me and I am not a disappointment, perhaps even an asset. I require positive feedback semi regularly or I will assume that you hate me and want me dead, thank you for understanding.
#yes this is a joke but it’s really only a little to the left of the truth. imposter syndrome and RSD are like that#add in that end of semester burnout and. i am doing just dandy#omg I got really nice feedback from a professor on a paper today though she was really hyping up my writing and it was so nice of her 😭#honestly thought it wasn’t my best work so it was surprising but nice to see her be like yeah this is so insightful and well written and …#like…. really? thank u omfg#cape town rambles
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What do you think she meant by this
#this is where the ‘girl xyz’ convo has gone to on twitter#we’re so screwed i can’t#‘not everything is about men it’s a joke!!’ what’s the punchline babe quick#see someone offered a nice explanation which is that it’s just a silly thing they do because girls are expected to justify unnecessary#purchases vs boys who don’t need to and sure! fair enough! but i’m gonna need u to be sooo serious#90% of the girls making these jokes do not think like this😭#also you still are leaning on a very heavy and negative stereotype & u (as a woman) are still the punchline#you being bad at math is the punchline#you being unable to manage finances is the punchline#have your jokes but denying the danger that exists when you constantly repeat you are stupid is crazy#ESPECIALLY when there are so many impressionable young girls out there who WILL believe they are#the girls have lost it i fear i think we need to ban tiktok and have the app erased forever#bring back vine or smthn#tag: i speakth
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one of my friends is getting into svt (and is in denial!!) so i made my gif maker debut :)
#HAHASBHASHDSG#NO COLOURING OR ANYTHING SO IT DOESNT LOOK NICE BUT#ITS SO FUNNY TO SEND DSHBFDGH it makes me so happy TT#shes always knew about them and occasionally listened for years.#but recently she started watching those vocal react videos and fell in love with dk hehe as it should be !!#always wanted to try to make gifs and i cant believe this is my first one ... a joke 😭 LOL#anyway! i hope ure all doing well hehe#gives kisses to u all mwah!!#lyna rambles !
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How did practice today go :0??
Pretty fun! It was mostly organisational stuff, since we also have several new people on the group :D some had experience with theatre before, some are total beginners, so I'm very interested how this year will go! There's like... 20 of us tho so it will certainly be an ambitious group to work with
I also met some people I played with before, but then our groups didn't align, so I'm excited to work with them again :DD
We had a little improv exercise in groups near the end, which ended up pretty funny and a way to know each other and open up a bit ^^
#the funniest i think thing was image of a hazard centre having a special room ready to cut out kidneys of people who lost all money#so that they can sell it and get more money#like thats happened enough times already they have a room for it 😭 hilarious thing to improv. not my idea#and also EVERYONE in the group going all “awwww :(” audibly at the fact that a little colourful rug on the scene would be taken away later#but overall yeag it was nice#the atmosphere in the classes is really light. i enjoy it a lot bc its so easy to open up#i generally take a bit to open up to people and be able to joke around and voice ideas and have fun openly#but out there its so easy and simple. its very nice to have this. makes it less stressful even if u mess up#keri rambles#asks#hoc tag#can u tell i love this class
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1. S/o to uruguay for being the country to clock me the fastest
2. S/o to uruguay for being the fastest country where the weather has made me feel like im gonna die
#okay FIRST OF ALL everyone here is VERY NICE okay#but damn literally first person i talked to (not counting check in lady bc she saw my passport) clocked me within TWO SENTENCES#thats all it took for him to be like oh your ass does NOT speak spanish try again#where are you from eyebrow raised emoji#which was very funny but also YIKES i really do need to practice more whew#SECOND OF ALL. chle was first country that almost killed me (this trip) but that took ME GOING TO THE SNOW#LIKE WHAT!!! i had to go to the SNOW and almost FREEZE MY HANDS OFF anywhere else#uru just has wind so strong today that it almost knocked me over into the street 😭#ARE U JOKING 😭😭😭😭#i also feel the need to clarify that I AM NOT A SMALL PERSON. ALRIGHT.#i am over 175cm and like over 80kg alright like WHATTTTTT#anyways i need to find food now so pray for me I GUESS#v.txt
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also kaiju no. 8 is really good trust me
I saw Koi posting about one of the characters and I looked her up and I'll be real if I had a nickel each time I got into something because a girl was pretty I'd have two nickels
#maisie peters and kaiju no 8#but jokes aside i accidentally read the plot on wikipedia (i got up to where the dude turns into a kaiju or whatever before i realized#i probably shouldnt be reading the summary if im gonna watch it skdnsmnxms)#and the part i read sounds hella interesting so im actually pretty excited about this#i saw it on crunchyroll but they make series sound so boring so i just skipped over it 😭😭😭#miyamigo : gojoed#yoo hoo!#also nice to have u back hehe
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blame - driver!reader x grid
summary: driver!reader goes to war protecting her teammate and best friend, max verstappen.
a/n: this is NOT a romance smau!!
liked by user76, user98, and 6, 872, 014 others f1 Following a breach of conditions set by the FIA, Max Verstappen will serve a mandatory community service period.
tagged: maxverstappen1
ynusername just say ya'll can't handle him and move on!!!
user27 be careful y/n, they'll send you too user46 HAHA SHE'S SO REAL
user51 this is so stupid
user90 who decided this???
user75 Okay I understand him getting community service for the Ocon incident, but for swearing?
user21 they're treating max like he's a child
liked by oscarpiastri, redbullracing, and 2, 379, 918 others ynusername unbothered, moisturised, and definitely plotting to overthrow the fia!
tagged: maxverstappen1
user59 My dreams 5 minutes before my alarm:
user61 y/n and max are never beating the platonic soulmates allegations
user87 Get yourself a teammate that fights the FIA on your behalf @/estebanocon
maxverstappen1 I was going to say something nice then I saw the last photo.
ynusername pls still compliment me x
oscarpiastri I agree with the caption
landonorris ur too ashy to be moisturised
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caption only the FIA could ruin a beautiful flight @/alex_albon
liked by carlossainz55, alex_albon, and 1, 256, 280 others ynusername me and bro suiting up to destroy the FIA
tagged: carlossainz55, landonorris
lewishamilton This is why you're my favourite on the grid
ynusername this is why you're the 🐐
oscarpiastri Hey I hope you were joking when you said you'd be turning into a grid terror haha (please be joking)
ynusername don't worry ur safe xx
landonorris WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS Y/N???
landonorris If me and my gang pull up ahh post
ynusername yup you're now my number one target for unironically using 'ahh'
maxverstappen1 I hope I am bro
ynusername there's no one i'd rather serve community service with
liked by fernandoalo_oficial, lewishamilton, and 3, 287, 3389 others ynusername don't worry I won't actually replicate crashgate. however, please know that I have free reign over my radio xx
landonorris Thank god u had me scared for a minute
user49 y/n is taking this too far 😭
ynusername oh i can go further if needed
lewishamilton HAHA this is gold y/n
ynusername when I have the praise of sir lewis hamilton then I know that I'm doing something right
user20 OMG Y/N GOING INSANE ON RADIO IS A NEEEED
user91 y/n is the only reason i'm tuning in this weekend
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caption: I have some business to attend to this sunday afternoon
liked by user62, user87, and 209, 557 others f1updates Not shy on the radio so far! Y/N on the formation lap, and she'd already quizzing her engineer.
user83 she's so unserious i love her
user90 This is my sign to strictly watch her onboard today
user41 y/n really is going to put on a show huh
liked by user 34, user75, and 1, 722, 981 others f1updates A few of the unhinged thing's Y/N was saying during today's race. Safe to say that she may be sporting a ban for the next race.
user38 her engineer replying with 'affirm' is so fucking funny to me
user92 And ya'll still wonder why she's my fave driver
user47 THE WAY THIS ISN'T EVEN EVERYTHING SHE SAID
user28 what else did she say??
user47 @/user28 she went on a whole tangent about how stroll is a prick that shouldn't be in f1 😭😭
liked by charlesleclerc, landonorris, and 3, 615, 248 others ynusername FIA knew I'd be too powerful for another race (hey at least bestie doesn't have to do community service).
maxverstappen1 You're insane I love you
ynusername dinner is still on you right?
landonorris NOOOOOO RIP Y/N
ynusername bitch i'm still alive
oscarpiastri Welcome back Kevin Magnussen liked by ynusername
redbullracing She might be crazy, but she's our kind of crazy!
ynusername pls keep me employed ya'll
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caption Yes, she still has the helmet on
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caption Okay time for us to get to work
eeee i hope you guys liked this, please let me know if you did!
#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#f1#formula 1#formula one#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 imagine#f1 2024#max verstappen#driver reader#grid x reader#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x teammate#teammate y/n#driver#driver x reader#driver!reader#driver!oc#lando norris fanfic#lando norris x reader#red bull racing#red bull f1#red bull formula 1#red bull team#oracle red bull racing#red bull reader
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I love you Sel
*aggressive kisses for you*
SAMIIIIIIII i love you!!!! 🥹😭
*me accepting your kisses & giving you some too*
i hope you have the loveliest day darlin!!! ❣️
#u are so cute !!!!!!!!!#why are u all so nice 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i just wrote bkg angst is that what i should do next time too 😭😭😭 make him suffer 😭😭😭#im joking#BUT SAMIIII AAAAAHA ily#love mail#ask#rep#hoejosfavhoe
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Can you pls write period sex with Ghost 😭🥰🥰
heheheh period sex is a fave to me!!!! I hope u enjoy anon <333
CW: Period sex, blood
Simon was desperate to put you out of your glum misery, the pout of your lip and the flair of your brows as you kneeled over in pain only urged him on more as he furiously tapped into his phone ways to help with period cramps.
He had tried everything; a hot water bottle, a nice bath, tea, massages. It all just left you feeling too hot or overwhelmed and never seemed to subside the internal torment of your belly.
Brown eyes widened slightly as he took in the word “sex” blurted as 1) on some shitty magazine website. Pupils flickered between each line taking in how ‘making love’ was a great way to ease period cramps.
It was a tender subject while you were menstruating, Simon’s body timid as he approached your skulking figure.
“Baby, I’ve been doing research on how to help with your period cramps and I’m willing to try it if you want too?”
“Mmmm… Si, no more home remedies… what is it?”
“Fucking.”
Your eyes looked at his, face tense as you checked for a joking smirk but your boyfriend only just stared at you, holding his phone up to show he was being truthful.
“You want to… fuck? Me? While I’m on my period?”
Simon nodded, almost hesitantly as he heard the unsureness in your tone. You blinked.
“What if it grosses you out? Or smells? Or looks weird? Or you get chunks on your dick?”
Simon shook his head, a chuckle leaving his throat as he leaned forward, placing a gentle kiss on your hairline.
“I’ve seen every bit of you. Nothing would gross me out. It’s completely natural, love. Besides, I see blood too often, feels like second nature to me now.”
Your body was rigid as you laid awkwardly on a towel, your thighs widened as Simon took in the sight of you. He licked his chapped lips, taking in the puff of your swollen pussy and the gentle throb of your clit. You had quickly washed yourself before this, incredibly self conscious, even though your boyfriend urged that it wasn’t necessary.
Slick pooled at your entrance, the light filter of red hinting through as Simon locked his hips against yours, rubbing the mushroom tip over your wet folds, a moan escaping your mouth as you clutched onto his biceps.
He lined himself against your aching hole, pushing in slightly as you whined before edging himself in inch by inch. It wasn’t long until he bottomed out, thick cock filling you to the brim as he began to rock back and forth, kissing your gummy walls with each thrust as you writhed underneath him.
“That’s it baby, does that feel good?”
You nodded, biting your lip in the process as a hand rubbed down on your belly, pushing slightly as he picked up his pace, thrusting into your wet heat as you mewled.
His shaft was coated in your slick and a light dribble of blood, the metallic taste in the air sending something carnal through him as he fucked himself into you at a rough pace, his eyes watching the way your breasts jiggled and your face scrunched up in pleasure.
“Fuck- Si - so, so good.”
“I know baby, just needed me to fuck you silly to feel better.”
You felt aligned with him as he ached his member into you before spilling his delectable seed into your fertile cunt.
Spoiler alert, you didn’t get a period for 9 months after this. Seemed to help your cramping problem.
#evilgwrl#call of duty x reader#141 x reader#simon riley#ghost smut#ghost#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader#simon riley fluff#simon ghost smut#simon riley smut#simon riley x you#simon riley x reader#ghost call of duty
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