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[please-picturemeintheweeds]

chills!!! All over my body!!! Everything has changed??? What a beautiful way to combine these three 😭 so original, so creative, so unexpected!!

[wheeloftime-wheelofthoughts]

The Aiel have really intense gay marriage ceremonies.

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

Sugar cousin sugar cousin sugar aunt sugar aunt

You want dinner too?

[carpe-history]

its not big. but. i made dinner. for the first time in nearly two years. i made dinner without anxiety or panic.

i just. did it.

is this what burnout recovery looks like? every once in a while i can do things?

[llama-head]

New Year’s Eve

Transcript Below

[Emory] God, this show is always the same. Griffin! You sure you want to watch this? Griffin? Babe? I hear you coming down the stairs.

[Griffin] Yeah, yeah, uhhh we aren’t gonna watch it-

[Emory] Huh, why? You said you watch it every year? 

[Griffin] Well this year it seems I’m having some babies.

[Emory] What? 

[Griffin] My water broke. 

[Emory] WHAT? 

[Griffin] We should get going, you should grab English, I didn’t trust myself with her on the stairs. [Emory] How are you so calm?

[Griffin]  I don’t know, I’m in a lot of pain.

[Breanna] So yeah, we did her hair like? Two hours before coming here? 

[Randi] I think it looks super cool.

[Breanna] And now that I’m giving my hair a break, she won’t get compared to me. 

[Randi] And she was aching to dye some strands.

[Breanna] I was, I’m gonna miss it but my hair will thank me. 

[Vincent] I’m giving it a week. 

[Breanna] Hey! They already broke off a bit, I’m surprised I could even save it.

[Jax]  It’s weird to see you without your strands. 

[Breanna] I know!

[Jax] What did Jai get you for Christmas, Sawyer?

[Sawyer] He got me a gift card to Sephora. 

[Jax] A gift card?

[Jai] You think I know what she wants? And it was a $100 dollar gift card.

[Sawyer] I love it, no one can shop better for me than me.

[Jai] See, she gets it. 

[Jax] What did you get him then?

[Sawyer] Some video game he asked for.

[Major] What game dude?

[Jai] ...The new Five Nights at Freddy’s.

[Vincent]  Dude! 

[Jai] It’s pretty good guys, I’m not gonna lie. ‘Cept for all the bugs.

[Major] Dude I’d fuck Monty Gator.

[Vincent] Stop, no don’t say that.

[Major] I have to live my truth Vincent!

[Vincent] No, no animatronic fucking in my house!

[Jai] I like Roxy.

[Major] That...tracks. Did you finish it? I played it on my stream.

[Jai] I did, true ending and all. Good shit. 

[Major] It was! 

[Vincent] I miss playing Among Us with you. 

[Major] We still can it’s just, like, old.

[Vincent] It’s fun!

[Jax] I got Bishop the best gift.

[Vincent] Oh really? What? 

[Jax] The gift of my love. 

[Vincent] Ew. 

[Randi] I hate you.

[Sawyer] Seriously, what did you get him?

[Bishop] We agreed no gifts.

[Vincent] You have a rich boyfriend and you agreed no gifts? 

[Bishop] Yes, I’m not a gold digger. 

[Vincent] I am. 

[Major] No you’re not Vincent, you never let me pay for anything. 

[Vincent] One day you’ll pay for everything.

(Bzzt, Bzzt) 

[Jax] One sec, I’m getting a phone call. BRB.

[lizlemondyke]

people have a lot of fancy takes on anything shakespeare-related, and with the a24 macbeth teaser released today, I think it’s a pertinent time to remind everyone that when it comes to a good mac/lady mac dynamic, THE most important thing is that they both be super sexy. hope this helps.

[clockingcreativity]

damn truly am in a two nickels situation smh

[kreuzfidel]

gentle reminder. you’re worth it

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

thinking about them*

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*joey and sally from me and my dick

[xroub]

its crying over brian and justin hours lads

[sawyersick]

teal but also grey because I wanna know what goes on in there to make you have That Type

you LITERALLY drew a cute girl with a mullet TODAY

[stayysayy]

Lockdown for me is eating reheated katsu don and chugging the Seagram's version of a Smirnoff Ice at 4am  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[south-cancelled-park]

After so many Tegridy Farms intros, this is the only one that matters now

[beetlecirice]

Nikki says Trans Rights! Also healthy lunch! Take care of yourself! I love you so much!!! 😘❤❤❤

[cinemami]

he’s sooo tanned 🥰

[dirt-gremlin-ideas]

i love that im getting submissions (they are BEAUTIFUL and i am yall are killing me from all the cool stuff) but since there’s so many ill be adding them to my queue instead of flooding your dashes with em.

please keep sending me in pictures of your shinies and mosses and bones and froggos! they need to be appreciated! and i am here to appreciate them! yeese!