#AND liar liar

[tojiscrack]

once again, you guys are LITERAL LIARS OMG

TOJISCRACK IS SM BETTER WDYM YOU PICKED TOJISBUM? 🤨

oh my gosh, why do i rely on you liars to pick for me? 😐 this has to be done on purpose. you guys must’ve known tojiscrack is funnier and thought ‘yeah, let me intentionally, purposely, RUDELY annoy her because it’s funny when she’s mad’

oh my gosh i’m gonna throw something across the room rn and hope my parents don’t hear from downstairs because even though i can be an angry person, i’m not exempt from getting yelled at 😔

anyway, the user ack4rwoman will remain the same for another month. this is a reminder that after a month, it’s being changed tojisbum (or crack, bc i’m still mad at you guys for this). but it’s still ME, ack4rwoman, now tojisbum (or crack) author of start of a new obsession, liar liar, and count your blessings.

don’t act confused when you see the stories under a different user or i’ll send toji to squish and suffocate all of you in between his breasts.

[phillytheclown]

I heart romcoms (Im just a huge romantic and absolutely love crying to them)

[originalleftist]

If you're wondering why polling averages are suddenly showing Trump winning despite all the bad news he's gotten lately- it might have something to do with this:

Basically, Republicans are ratfucking the polling averages by churning out huge numbers of partisan polls, and the polling aggregators/analysts like 538 aren't doing due diligence to compensate for it.

Now, what is the purpose of this?

Well, in the immediate-term, it creates a narrative that Trump is winning, boosting morale of his supporters while demoralizing support for Democrats and Harris.

Beyond that, if polling averages show that Trump is winning ahead of election day-which we can pretty much guarantee they will, because see above-then they will use that as "proof" of fraud if Democrats subsequently win.

Basically, they are engineering a pretext for their next coup attempt in front of us.

The only numbers that decide anything are actual votes. So ignore the polls, and VOTE.

[brandyvampirexx]

[insatiablexi]

[elainiisms]

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

[oncillabrigade]

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

[baddogmari]

my range of emotions go from “it’s scary how much i feel” to “it’s scary how much i don’t feel”

[sirazaroff]

I dedicate this post to the funniest beef ever

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[tojiscrack]

this post regards update schedule in the tags!

i wanna change my user. been wanting to for a while and need help. stuck between two users and i’m gonna let you pick.

the last time i set down a poll for you lot, you disappointed me 🤨 don’t do that again.

guys i don’t even like toji, i’m a GOJO girly through and through. but anything to do with toji is comical so 😙

the change won’t occur until next month, just so the people who are reading start of a new obsession (levi fic), liar, liar (megumi fic), count your blessings (series of gojo drabbles) are aware that yes, it’s still me, ack4rwoman, just under a new and improved username ;)

[onlymay0]

[princehendir]

Notable of course how in romance scenes Gale only ever seems confident at all when the Weave is involved, and becomes noticeably more insecure and self deprecating whenever something romantic is happening in, sorry I was about to call it "meatspace". The mortal plane or whatever.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Tucker: We're married.

Danny: What?

Tucker: If anyone asks you and I are married. We've been married for two years. Not platonic roommates. Understand?

Danny: I'm always down for marriage fraud, but can I ask why?

Tucker: *Sigh* We had a big company meeting today with every level employee at the event center the Wayne rent out. Tammy from accounts was assigned to my table-

Danny: Your mortal enemy.

Tucker: Exactly. So she started giving me grief in the middle of our team exercise project. The other four random employees are looking at me all wide eye and I'm getting tired so I say "Is it because I'm gay Tammy?" To shut her up. But at that time, Timothy Drake Wayne was walking behind me and heard me say it. He jumped in to ask what was going on, and I hate Tammy for being so annoying, but I am not about to accuse her of discrimination for no reason. So I said "Oh it was just a joke. Like on the internet." And then when Mr.Drake-Wayne face didn't relax, I blurted out."My husband thinks my jokes are dumb too"

Danny: Tucker....that's not good

Tucker: I know! I started panicking!

Danny: You ramble when you panic.

Tucker: I do, and I did. Before I realized it, I told Mr. Drake-Wayne, this whole made up childhood friends to lover romance between you and I. It was so good he told me to invite you to the office. So we're married. Please go along with it. If I can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's support I can rise in the company so fast.

Danny: Promotions are 50% networking. Alright, sure, what's the worst that can happen?

Five months later

Steph: What's the big emergency?

Tim sobbing:. I'm in love with the husband of one of my employees.

Steph: Tim....that's not good

[carm3n-carm3n]

^ caption made by @dollykiller *