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you'd think vi would be at least a little bit conflicted on how to feel about jinx killing caitlyin's mom (a member of the council). like yes, she loves caitlyn and caitlyn is sad, but vi was no1 piltover hater when she was a kid, and then spent the entirety of her adolescence in prison under cassandra's rule. she's lost her family and her childhood because of these people. you'd think she'd maybe look at jinx firing that rocket and think "y'know what... based" or maybe at least have some internal conflict between her empathy and love for caitlyn and the reality that these people have ruined her life.
instead she's all about caitlyn's grief and completely turns against her sister, and is literally willing to kill her last remaining family member to avenge... the piltover council.
#arcane critical#arcane vi#arcane jinx#vi#jinx#jinx arcane#this would've been so cool to see genuinely#vi of all characters has the most reasons to hate piltover#and yet
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My professor told me the way I talk about dashcon is the way her generation talks about Woodstock I’m gonna go stab myself brb
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worst tv marathon ever
#critical role#fanart#bells hells#с3#fearne calloway#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#teven klask#laudna#essek thelyss#ashton greymoore#imogen temult#chetney pock o'pea#braius doomseed#ludinus da'leth#cr downfall#in a way#man#its finally finished#damn.....#i cant believe i spent so much on joke drawing#and yet
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half the time i pick up nature writing it turns out what i'm really picking up is someone trying really hard to deal with a divorce death or dementia through looking really intensely at a slug.
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if ever you get lost, just stay where you are; your parents will come and find you
#ngl this piece was NOT supposed to include bill cipher#i was going to draw an oc#and yet#the demons#they found me#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#gravity falls fanart#fanart#art#digital art
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somethin somethin arms around each other in heaven
#they could choose to stand anywhere in that crowd#and yet#jensen ackles#jackles#misha collins#jenmish#cockles#destiel#spn#supernatural#spnnash#spn meta#emily yaps
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Thank you, @aceinacorner, for this gem:
You are the inspiration for
DPxDC Ring of Rage? More Like Ring of Engage [pt. 3]
[<- part 2 | part 4 ->]
Duke narrows his eyes.
He swears Tim was not in the Cave just five seconds ago, and yet, in the brief moment when Duke wasn't looking, he just materialized out of motherfucking aether. Smelling like Chinese food and holding a chicken skewer that looks so good that Duke's mouth waters.
"Can I have a piece?" He asks, the divine smell of food overriding the urge to ask 'where did you get it' or 'how did you get here'.
Tim nods, smiles, and hands Duke the whole skewer before going for the elevator.
Is it Duke's hallucination, or is he really humming something as he goes?.. Actually, that doesn't matter. The chicken tastes even better than it smells, and Duke is perfectly willing to keep his mouth shut in exchange for food.
You don't talk with your mouth full, after all.
~☆~
Cass watches Tim over the table. She hasn't heard him coming into the dinner room - no steps in the hall, no rustle of clothing or breathing. It's like the boy has somehow appeared right in front of the door out of nowhere before entering.
What's more, he seems obviously not hungry, picking at his food with an absent, if a bit dreamy, expression. Granted, Tim always picks at his food, but Cass can see the difference between 'Tim's mind is busy with a new case and therefore too distracted to eat' and 'Tim already had dinner elsewhere and is too full to eat now'.
The bags under his eyes are also not as dark as they usually are. Come to think of it, Cass hasn't seen him in a bad mood for a few weeks now, which shouldn't really be that strange, but it's Tim. The smallest of inconveniences can put him in a bad mood.
Tim notices her looking and raises an eyebrow.
Cass blinks and goes back to her plate. Whatever is keeping her brother happy, it deserves her full approval.
~☆~
Jason is... not so sure as to what is happening.
He did notice that Tim was really chill lately, but this is going a bit overboard.
"Did you spike it with arsenic, Replacement?" He asks, suspiciously looking the offered cup of coffee over without taking it. Tim - surprisingly, actually - doesn't react to the nickname in the slightest, instead giving Jason a deadpan look. Then, he brings the cup up to his mouth, takes a sip, and hands it back again.
Okay, well, that proves no arsenic, at least. It's still very weird. Tim doesn't just buy coffee for people, and he especially doesn't buy coffee for Jason.
"Am I going to owe you something for it, or what?" He asks, slowly reaching for the cup. Tim sighs.
"No. It's just a drink - my boyfriend loves it, and I think you'd like it as well," he explains with a shrug, and Jason is honestly too befuddled to ask about anything. Including the boyfriend part.
No, but since when does Timbers have a boyfriend? He sure hadn't mentioned anything about it to any of the others.
The drink turns out to be not coffee but something else, tangy and thick, and when Jason takes the lid off, it's green like Mountain Dew.
It does taste great, though, and later Jason considers asking Tim for another one. He hadn't had anything better in ages.
~☆~
Damian strikes through the last one of the training holograms, breathing heavily. And yet, just as the 'simulation complete' message pops up in the air, he hears a step behind him.
He turns around faster than a lightning, and-
Finds Timothy's neck at the tip of his katana, with his hands up in surrender.
"What are you doing here?" Damian sneers, lowering his weapon, and Tim swallows. Not because of surprise or fear, though, he clearly had some half chewed up food in his mouth.
"Inaccurate drop off," he says, looking Damian straight in the eyes, "I was aiming for the main floor."
He smells of Indian food and spices, and Damian almost sneezes.
"What do you mean 'aiming'?" He demands, but Drake just waves him off, heading towards the elevator up.
"No worries, I'll do better next time," he shoots a smile over his shoulder, "See you on patrol!" And with that, the elevator doors close after him, leaving Damian alone.
Drake has always been strange, but this is too much even for him.
Not that it's Damian's business. He huffs and starts the simulation over again.
~☆~
If Dick didn't witness it with his own two eyes, he would have never believed it. Alas, he did, and even though the swirling green vortex has already disappeared like it was never there, Tim, whom the strange portal just spat out on the floor of the Cave, is still here.
"What the fuck was that?" He nearly yells, and Tim looks up, a face of perfect innocence.
"What was what?" He returns the question, and Dick can't find the words to explain, so he just wildly gestures to the place where the portal has been less than five seconds ago. Tim blinks, "Oh, that. That was my date."
Dick chokes on his breath.
"Your date?" He parrots, hoarse and breathless, and Tim nods, like there's not a single thing wrong with anything that has just happened. "Since when do you go on dates? Wait, I thought you were engaged, you said it was cheating to date anyone else, even if you didn't know the spouse, you said-" he cuts himself off, feeling his own face slowly falling and his stomach sinking down in horror. "No. No, don't tell me."
But the shit-eating grin on Tim's face is already proof enough.
Dick clears his throat. Takes a deep breath.
Seeing that Tim is still in one piece, and, well, that he did just casually come out of a magic portal in the middle of the Cave, it's probably safe to say that it's not the first time.
And, judging by the mirth in Tim's grin, it's also safe to say he's been rather enjoying it.
Dick releases one long, loud breath and forces a smile on his face as well.
"So, how is it?" He asks, trying in vain to sound light-hearted, not suspicious. Tim's smile gets wider, and there's a glint of excitement in his eyes now, which Dick considers a good thing, all in all.
"Oh, I thought you'd never ask."
~☆~
Bonus Scene (that somehow turned out longer than I planned)
~☆~
"Where's Tim?" Bruce asks when all the rest of his kids are already seated around the table for breakfast.
"At Danny's, probably," Steph shrugs before digging into the waffles on her plate. Bruce frowns.
"Danny's?" He asks. He hasn't heard that name before. Is that a friend of Tim's?
"Drake's paramour," Damian clarifies, not bothering to look up from his own food, and Bruce's mind comes to a screeching halt. He blinks stupidly, looking around the table and sincerely hoping it is some sort of a prank, but Cass smiles and nods, and Dick has an expression of pure exhaustion on his face, and Duke is huffing a snort of laughter at him for it.
"Since when-" Bruce starts, but he is suddenly cut off by a glowing circle that appears just a few feet away from them all.
It grows quickly, morphing into a vortex, a green and ominous tear in reality big enough for a person to walk through, hanging in the air a few inches over the ground. The space around it feels staticky somehow, and the color is too bright to look at directly, and it definitely doesn't belong to their dining room. But before Bruce is able to say another word or do anything at all, Tim steps out of it, his hair and clothes ruffled.
"Oh, fuck," he mutters upon seeing them all, and turns around, sticking his head into the vortex just as it starts to close. The vortex pauses.
Bruce is almost too stunned to move.
His kids don't share the sentiment, though, most of them not paying the portal any attention at all. Bruce would have reprimanded them for the poor awareness of their surroundings if he didn't notice how Damian simply glanced up at it before going back to his food.
They saw the portal. They just didn't deem it dangerous. For some reason.
Tim's face comes back out, and he turns to Bruce. His expression looks different than before: a bit smug, a little mischievous, and just a tad bit nervous.
Then, another head pops up through the surface of the portal. A boy - or at least they look like a boy - with snow white hair that floats in the air and bright, almost neon blue eyes. His skin is far too pale for him to be human, and- he has freckles that look like constellations.
For some reason, that's the part that makes Bruce finally resign to the fact that this is just how his life is. With breakfasts interrupted by green portals and otherworldly boyfriends - because who else might it be, really - before he even had his morning coffee.
"Hi!" Said otherworldly boyfriend grins and waves his hand. "I'm Danny, Tim's fiance," he introduces himself, and Bruce conjures the last scraps of his scattered mind to smile and nod back.
"Good morning, Danny. I'm Bruce." He has no idea what else to say; it seems like a bit late for shovel talk, but a bit early for welcoming speech.
"Would Young Master Danny care to join us for breakfast?" Alfred's calm, but still slightly amused voice comes from the door. Bruce turns to look at the butler with a sense of exasperation - is he really the last one to learn anything in this house? - but the man seems... well, not surprised, at least not on the surface. But his grip on the pitcher of orange juice is just a little too tense for him to have been in the know all along.
Danny turns to him and smiles nicely - his teeth are also way too sharp for a human - before shaking his head, "No, sorry, I was just dropping Tim off."
"For God's sake," Tim rolls his eyes, "Just put on some pants and come out, I refuse to suffer through this alone."
Dick chokes on his toast. Steph gasps, her eyes snapping between Tim and Danny in delight. Cass snorts and kicks her under the table. Damian groans.
"Spare me from the details of your personal life, Drake. Need I remind you that I am thirteen," he narrows his eyes.
The constellations on Danny's cheeks shine just a bit brighter, and Bruce has no idea what that is supposed to mean, but his guess is along the lines of embarrassment. Especially when the boy completes it with rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.
"You mean to tell me that, at thirteen years old, you don't know what sex is?" Tim deadpans, running a hand through his hair in a useless effort to smooth it and taking his seat at the table. Dick's coughing fit comes back with renewed force.
"We didn't-" Danny starts, still kind of hovering midway through the portal, but Damian pays him little attention.
"I do. Yet, I prefer my mind free of the knowledge when it applies to you."
"I want all the details, though," Steph pipes up, looking at Danny from her seat, "Can you, like, sprout tentacles or something, because I know for a fact Tim likes that kind of-"
"Steph!" Tim yells at her, face red, and then turns to Danny, who suddenly has a very interested, if a bit mischievous, look on his face, "Don't you dare."
"Yeah, okay," Danny snorts and disappears back in the portal. Bruce half-expects it to close after him, but the vortex stays.
Which probably means the boy - the King of Infinite Realms, Keeper of Unseen Worlds, Eyes of the Universe - is going to be right back.
After he puts on some pants, supposedly.
Bruce watches Tim rub his face in frustration while Steph giggles and elbows him in the side, and sighs. This is so not how he expected this morning to be.
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dc x dp#tim drake#batfam#batman#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne#cork writes#cork prompts#ring of rage#i did not expect this to turn into series#and yet#here we are#btw yes that was ectoplasm that tim gave to jason#also no they did not fuck#yet#they just cuddled#i stand by tim being a monster fucker hc#steph has seen him read way too much manga with tentacles#dick likes danny#he just doesnt like the idea of tim dating#its his baby brother goddamnit#bruce is just done#dead tired
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#I hate that this got me IM SUPPOSED TO BE SAD laughter feels wrong rn.#AND YET#togachako#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#dekubaku#:’)#ktdk#reigen arataka#mp100
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the Prince of Vere/the King of Akielos
#captive prince#laurent of vere#damen of akielos#my art#capri#damen#laurent#joined a new fandom even though the books arent even that good#and yet#these are jsut the first iterations of my lamen designs and theyre sure to change#if i ever draw them again lol
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jon was hired at the magnus institute in the same year annabelle was turned into a web avatar. which could mean nothing
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garashir is incredible because you have an exiled spy for an oppressive state with fucked parentage who doesn’t want to let himself be happy, but also can’t resist temptation; then you have a genius doctor who comes across as naive and too optimistic, but has had an ongoing identity crisis since the age of 15 because he learned his parents’ solution to his childhood disabilities was eugenics
and yet somehow they are so lame, just so embarrassing
#garashir#star trek#deep space nine#ds9#elim garak#julian bashir#im obsessed with them#they have The Most™ backstories#and yet#both individually and together they’re just lame dorks
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meeting on the fire nation stairs [ids in alt]
#zukka#zukka fanart#myart#sokka#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla#atla fanart#zuko fanart#sokka fanart#missed connections.....#something about both of them wanting to make a move before sokka thinks about going to the water tribe#but knowing that they have to focus on rebuilding the nations#and it could be catastrophic if people in the palace found out#zuko's new peaceful methods are already not putting him on good terms with the remaining officials#he's one step away from a coup#and yet#all he wants is to be with sokka#to have more than passing fleeting moments while dodging prying eyes in the court
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Ok I’m still on my bullshit about time lords ignoring the trauma of regeneration
In human nature (I’m paraphrasing, it’s been awhile), Martha asks if the process hurts and Ten says something like “I’m literally changing every cell in my body. Of course it hurts.”
And. Buddy? You have described regeneration in almost those exact words before.
Anyway I like the idea that it’s painful and exhausting and confusing, but they don’t tell you that because Time Lords are supposed to be above silly bodily concerns. Regen-ed is like “you will need a few days to recover and are required to get time off to rest” and that’s it. Older students whisper terrifying rumors to scare the younger ones but none of them really know. And you’re taught it’s so embarrassing that after your first time you either brush it off to seem stronger or wonder if you did something wrong that caused you to suffer
#doctor who#this feels like it should be tagged as the audios#It has more of that vibe#and yet#ok fine#time lord culture#Is a tag I now have
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“hey are you ok?” NO im thinking about how soft Logan was by the end of the film
#all it took was one idiot refusing to let him die#i’m so fucked up over this rn#his whole world wanted him dead#this new world saw him as the worst version of himself#and yet#this fool in red treated him like none of it mattered#like he was still worth a damn#like he was worth saving#this guy he barely knew had already carved out a place for him in his poloroid-picture sized world#and it absolutely shattered the walls he’d built up#AAAAAAUUGH NO ONE LOOK AT ME#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#poolverine#deadpool 3 spoilers
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tennis is for sure an interesting sport. why are two grown men moaning at each other across the net in a crowded silent arena.
#i am an f1 blog i'm not here to judge homoeroticness of other sports#and yet#carlos alcaraz#novak djokovic#olympics
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