#AND WHATS WORSE IS THAT

[toji-bunny-girl]

NAURRR THIS GOTTA BE THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAY AT SCHOOL EVER KWJSUDGHDJ 😭😭 my friend slapped my ass in front of the whole class and LEMME TELL YOU IT WASNT A A SLAP IT WAS A MF SMACK IT WAS SO FUCKING LOUD EVERYONE WENT SILENT BEFORE ALL THE GUYS IN MY CLASS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭 HELPPPP

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[slyandthefamilybook]

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[therealraewest]

Laios cuts the tags outta his clothes like an autistic king confirmed

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

[aueua]

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[wcdonaldo]

*girl who wakes up at noon voice* how is it this late already

[writtenbyevie]

do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton wishes he had FNAF Movie Mike's life,,

[adrift-in-thyme]

There’s something terribly poetic in the inevitability of events in EPIC. The choices Odysseus is given lead to no win situations. They aren’t really choices at all.

Kill a foe’s child or witness the death of your own. Sacrifice six men or sacrifice them all. Allow your crew to starve or watch as they slaughter sacred cattle.

Sacrifice your friends, your brothers, or give up your last chance at reaching home.

In the end, the result is always the same. He destroys himself

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[boysborntodie]

TUA S4 proved that Netflix cancelling their shows after the first season is actually a good thing