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strawberri-syrup · 7 months

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cannot believe i got a backpack, new waterbottle, body wash, uncrustables, two balanced breaks, AND gogo squeezes for 49. i had a 50 gift card. THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL

#the water bottle was 5????#there were two other colors that were 12 but of course i went with the cheap one #an insulated 32 oz metal bottle #crazy steal #AND THE BACKPACK WAS 15 #decent sized backpack w 3 different compartments #i just needed some kind of bag for work but this is baller

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starry-bi-sky · 8 months

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“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”

Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.

Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.

Into a different fucking dimension.

Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.

He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.

“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”

This was gonna be a long trip.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #older brother danny except its BRUCE’S TUUURRRB #why are they in another dimension? because otherwise they’d be found too quickly :)#danny has a backpack on him and irs currently holding bruce’s batman suit #bc ofc he’s not gonna leave that in a cornfield for someone to find #he’s extremely weirded out and antsy by the fact that he can see batman’s face #despite being a kid. it Feels Wrong. its respect for the secret identity #how old is bruce? younger than 10 #dpdc prompt #dpxdc prompt #older brother danny in progress #danny’s like. 15-ish thats why he’s so anxious #confident danny is fun and all but nervous danny ftw #none of their tech works bc they’re in a different dimension #its their ‘zuko life changing adventure’ trip. the cross country is vital to the bonding experience #nothing says ‘brotherly bonding’ like being forcibly shoved i to the next door dimension and going on a cross country road trip to get help #danny being a random dead kid hero. nobody important other than to his city and now he’s gotten himself involved with batman and co #danny: his name is buzz :) *internally screaming*#bruce is wearing stolen kid clothes they both look homeless #danny doesnt know bruce’s secret identity and vice versa #this is gonna be so fun danny’s gonna keep forgetting that bruce isnt actually a kid #bruce has the memories of his adult self but everything is kid-sized including his brain #so he’s not developmentally an adult all. his brain is that of a kid’s #starry says its bruce’s turn with the big brother >:((

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marisatomay · 2 years

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mav on his way to pick bradley up from school when he had a tummy ache

#can you imagine some poor elementary school’s staff and there’s a sick kid in the nurses office so call they his mom #and she’s in a panic because she’s at work and can’t get him #but then she asks if she remembered to list his godfather as someone who could pick her son up and they’re like yeah is it a pete mitchell?#she’s like yes that’s him can you call him for me? and they’re like yeah alright so they do and the voice on the other end is Young #but they explain and the man says he’ll be there in 15 and sure enough 15 minutes later That Walks Through The Doors #and they’re like. alright. sure. okay. why not.#life is already so weird why shouldn’t the hottest person you’ve ever seen walk through the doors at 10am on a thursday #but it’s still insane so they discreetly call everyone in like “nah you GOTTA see this”#by the time mav leaves the nurse’s office (bradley’s face tucked into his neck with his little backpack slung over one of mav’s shoulder’s)#there are 30 people very casually leaning around the front office to see if the secretary was exaggerating or not #(general consensus is that she was not)

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picturemecountingcards · 3 months

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i need to pack and then go the fuck to sleep but the sheer number of steps required to do either of those things is petrifying

#1. get backpack #2. get tent off the bookcase #3. get sleeping bag off the bookcase #4. decide what clothes i need #5. pack the clothes #6. get the bowl mug and spoon from the kitchen #7. pack the bowl mug and spoon #8. pack the charging block #9. get mat of the bookcase #10. pack the mat #11. wash the dishes #12. shower #13. ask for a charger #14. leave phone to charge #15. go the fuck to sleep

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salty-software-engineer · 28 days

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It really sucks that military, tactical, and similar stuff is so cool and frequently very useful because not only do their fandoms suck but they're also inherently tied to systems of oppression.

#i am not the only one to have this opinion i know #gosh it is so unfortunate #i got a molle backpack to replace my previous one and got into picking all the little modular pouches and things to stick on it #it's so nice #and it's pretty cleanly utilitarian #but I'm just like...yeah it's cop backpack #and all the tactical stuff out there is like ...ONG CARRY MORE AR MAGS #ok that's nice but you already have 8 ways to do that where are the tactical pouches you use for carrying water or food or medical supplies #or non-gun survival gear or edc stuff or admin shit like notebooks and pens and papers and maps #and it's always like...one pouch for this purpose buried 15 layers deep under more pistol and rifle mag pouches #BRO EVEN IN THE MILITARY YOU DO NOT NEED THIS MANY MAG POUCH VARIANTS #MAKE A FEW GOOD ONES OF A COUPLE SIZES AND JUST BE DONE #your average first responder or military operator do not need their weapon as often as they need 100 other things #watching cops and emts walk around with pockets full of whatever and then have a clipboard or laptop kicking around their vehicle like????#MAKE SOME GODDAMN HARDENED PHABLETS #tacticool #this is me being mad about how their notebook+pen pouches are bad #also i want little pouches for meds or other actual daily carry shit that i know EMTs and firefighters also carry #511 tactical has a ton of pouches for weaponry and not one glove strap #yknow #work and tactical gloves those things most every operator of every type kinda needs #like...impact resistant hand protection is huge

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yegas · 4 months

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yooooo im back has gege killed anyone new in the meantime

#also the trip was crazy #i traveled with my friend but went alone to the tool concert #the concert was incredible i cant believe i saw them live after 10 yrs of listening to them #and they played my all time fav song!!#then i went on a canal cruise in amsterdam with a friend and since we are so smart we picked an open boat #and ofc it started POURING 15 mins into the cruise #let me tell you we were drenched even my underwear was completely wet lmfao #and then the day after we went on a train to luxembourg and my friends backpack got stolen #she left it in the overhead compartment behind her and couldnt even see who took it #thankfully her passport phone and debit card were elsewhere #so only her makeup and her guess bag and id card and 100 eur got stolen (and some other random things like hair dryer)#we were still sad about it tho #that day sucked but the rest of the trip was great #personal shit

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tarantula-hawk-wasp · 5 months

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Everything about today has started off badly <3 and I don’t see it improving very much

#went to bed in defeat without finishing my 5 page paper and woke up from foot pain this morning #food I made for breakfast was gross from freezer burn but I ate it anyways #my last day bringing food in my lunch box and my beef stew leaked so now I’ll have to clean ut and hopefully not my backpack #still have to write my 15 page paper and grade 25 short essays #and I need to clean my apartment #I should drop out or off myself truly instead of this shit #also it’s a bad day when the first thing I have to do when I get in the kitchen is take nausea medicine bc any smells at all are set bad #and my eczema is flaring up bc I’m stressed

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rubberbandballqueen · 5 months

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favorite part of work today was when i told the kids to get into two lines, n this one guy was like "i don't want to" n then started talking to his buddy in mandarin, n so then in chinese i was like, "hey, come here."

n he n his buddy looked at each other n then looked at me with like that faintly displeased expression that means they've realized they can't get away with not being that good at english (or feel terribly isolated from n indifferent to the adults bc they don't speak their language) anymore

and then when i told them to line up in mandarin they groaned abt it for sure but they did drag themselves into a line

#i walked in n this one kid handed me a book to read like a big hardcover graphic novel type thing n said i could look through it #so for kicks i started reading it out loud with all the silly voices n sound effects n blocking #and so then obviously the other children started to swarm me and god. kids have so much body heat #n you can feel it bc they have no personal space qwq #n anyway so i led them all to a different corner of the room and ended up reading 15 out of the 16 chapters of the book #out loud to a big chunk of the kids for like an hour w/a 5 min break halfway through for water #and when i came back the kids were organizing the chairs themselves into a semicircle to give me enough space to perform #i was sweating more than i have in Quite A While by the end bc again. children are So Warm n also being dramatic takes energy #the same kid who handed me the book today last year handed me some pokemon cards n i ended up spending all of spring camp #drawing pokemon from cards as references for kids to color n stuff bc i didn't want to go to the computer n print out coloring pages #so! i should probably stop spoiling/“yes and--”ing kids at work w/my nonsense but it gives them smth memorable at least #but also i am so fucking tired today lol i had to leave class as soon as it was done dash home to drop off my jacket n backpack #i didn't even have time to take off my shoes before entering the house so I Did An Unforgivable Sin (walked around w/shoes on)#n then put on my work jacket n dash out the door again to go to my 5.75 hr work shift o(--(#i don't regret it!! i did tell my boss i was free for afternoon camp shifts specifically bc i wanted these shifts even tho timing'd be tigh #successfully taught a kid to tie his shoelaces today though!!!!! what's w/kids n always using the very tips of their laces to mimic you tho #when you are very clearly handling the parts of the laces right next to your foot. it did click for him tho eventually #the worm speaks

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emobatsy · 1 year

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do any of you have experience using grocery carts instead of crutches while grocery shopping?

i gotta get some stuff and i obviously cant hold a basket so im tryna brainstorm here 😭😭

#my other idea was backpack on the front and then crutches but ngl grocery cart SEEMS easier #i just dont wanna get to the store n realize i cant actually get anything ykno #on account of it takes me. an hour to get places i cozld walk to in 15 before :)#he will by no means speak

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miamicommune · 7 months

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always going 2 be doomed to being the financially worst off and lowest energy person in a flat whilst also having to buy everything for that flat and do most of the cleaning

#nobody else buys kitchen roll nobody else buys bin bags nobody else buys any other kitchen necessity i buy the oil i buy the seasonings #i buy my own cereals which get eaten by the same fucking guy who uses everyone's shit and doesn't wash it (economics student. ofc.)#can only mention this to one flatmate too bc of the other two one is also not well off and super nice and keeps everything clean #and the other guy just doesn't fckin listen and only shares stuff when other people have bought it (the econ student. individualist moment)#like!!!! me and the girl who i can't ask for help with on this don't have cars either so im forced 2 walk #from the supermarket (15 minute walk) without half the food i wanted to buy (no backpack/bag space) bc the others just Won't Buy Stuff

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feyres-divorce-lawyer · 7 months

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#so like i had to go to the plaza and buy lemon cakes so i could get cashback cuz i had bought my lunch on credit so i had to pay it back #tomorrow. cool went to food basics got my cakes got my cash started walking the 10 minutes back home. literally three minutes away #moneky brain says ‘‘do you have the house key’’ i say yes survey says EHH LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER #checked everywhere pockets inner pockets backpack pockets nada. so had to walk 15 mins back to school. 10 mins saw a bus ran to catch it.#saved me 5 mins. went to locker ‘‘oh look there it is’’ got key got out of school just as bus was pulling up missed that had to walk all #15 mins back home. sweaty thighs legs calves are hurting made it to apartment mom’s worried explanation #cool cool about to relax mother goes time to cook #i actually died inside a little #my phone’s about to die ok byeee

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are-we-really-doing-this · 10 months

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Y’all know that jewelry and upholstery shop a couple blocks from Washington Square Park? I mean I think it’s in Greenwich, it’s been a while. But anyway, the one with the busted sign that says “HOE REPAIR” instead of “SHOE REPAIR”? They totally keep it like that for publicity right? Memes and all that? Free advertising?

#makes it a little more memorable #took a picture of it on the bus home from the park one night #everyone was smoking pot in public and just chilling it was amazing #bought a piece of Oreo cheesecake from a girl for 15 fucking dollars #I respected the grind #good cheesecake #there was a guy with her wearing a backpack that was failing miserably at dancing tooooo I wanna say Pitbull but again it’s been a while

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iguessitsjustme · 1 year

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Well my hip is hurting again. Great. I’d love for this to stop

#rae irl #I’ve told so many people my legs are janky #oh but you’re so young and you walk just fine so there’s no issue!#shut up shut uuuppp shut all the way up #I walk just fine because I push myself past my limits because I’m dumb and don’t stop myself #I carry around a cane in my backpack in case that just doesn’t work anymore #and also I look so much younger than I am #to be fair I am still young #but people assume I’m 21 #that’s a bit too young still #and even if I was that young my problems would still be valid and not excused!!!!#just wait until you’re older and you really know what pain is #I’ve had back problems since I was 15 and you know getting older hasn’t changed the pain I was in as a child soooo #didn’t realize I had this rant I need to get out #anyway someone yell at me to do clamshells later

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ruby-static · 2 years

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...What if I told you I had an absolute shit ton of Pokemon trainer OCs I want to share?