#AND JESPER AND HIS CROWS 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bitchthefuck1]

No but can we please talk about this:

Like they've clearly practiced it. Did they spend an afternoon coordinating stunts and establishing hand signals? Did they get it immediately or did Kaz need a few tries to get the hang of doing it smoothly? Was Jesper standing to the side calling out unhelpful advice? I need answers.

[kazscrows]

HE WAITS UNTIL SHE’S GONE TO CRY- I CaN’t—

[procrastinatingacademic]

Six of Crows Live Blog - Chapter 14-16

Nikolai mention😊

Nina’s crush on Zoya👌

“Seems to me if they don’t want to be found, you should just let them be.” Jesper😭😭don’t do that to me

Not quite a meet cute, huh?

Nina damning herself for not studying long enough and not being a better Healer for Inej🥺

“Matthias had always fought his own decency” That’s his character right there. Perfectly distilled into a single statement. Leigh Bardugo, genius wordsmith that you are.

He dreamt of me? Aww. Oh. OH.

“I might have loved you” BRO

Matthias internally refering to Wylan as “the soft one” is so accurate for them and so funny

They really can’t stop caring for each other deep down (Helvar? Kanej? ¿Por qué no los dos?)

“Stop glaring at me” “No”

Kaz can truly only be an optimist when he’s scheming planning

Kaz’s immediate “Who’s watching Inej?” when Nina appears - bro you’re being so obvious

I love the ghost banter so much

“My ghost won’t associate with your ghost”🤣

Nina holding Inej’s hand while she sleeps and then immediately crying when she sees that Inej is awake

Jesper being extra hyperactive because he’s worried about Inej

The little jab at Tolya

Kaz gave Inej her first knife🥺

“Five more minutes, Papa”🥺😭

[magicandpizza]

15. “Stop laughing!” please and thank you 🥺❤️❤️

Hello my love <3 There was only one way for this to go for me, I hope you like it!

15. “Stop laughing!”

Jesper’s had a lot of sex. There’s no denying it, and if asked he’d just shrug and agree. He’s not ashamed about it, he likes people and bodies and making those people feel good. He’s had great sex, average sex and everything in between, but it’s extremely rare that he’s had sex like this-

“Stop laughing!” Wylan says, still laughing himself and pressing a hand against his lips in an attempt to stifle it.

“You stop laughing!” Jesper grins, another helpless bubble of laughter escaping him, because he and Wylan have, inexplicably, got the giggles for no other reason than they’re a little tipsy from the cheap wine Jesper pilfered from behind the Crow Club’s bar. Drunk on love, a voice in Jesper’s head croons, sounding suspiciously like Nina.

Wylan rolls them over then, pushing Jesper down against the pillows with a smirk. The movement causes Jesper’s fingers to slip from where they’d been pressed inside Wylan’s body, but it’s hard to mind when Wylan is straddling his hips and reaching for the bottle of oil that’s travelled halfway down the bed.

“You’re so beautiful, Wy,” Jesper murmurs appreciatively, suddenly serious when faced with the reality of his boyfriend sinking down onto his cock. He sits up, his arms snaking around Wylan’s waist to steady him.

“Shut up,” Wylan mumbles, resting his forehead against Jesper’s. “Kiss me instead.”

Jesper grins, the easy humour from earlier reigniting. “Bossy.”

[georgies-ftts]

GIVE ME THE WESPER ANGST. THE HURT. THE PAAAIN.

and not the “oh my god they misunderstood each other over something that could’ve been solved by basic human communication🥺👉👈”

NO!

I WANT WYLAN TIMING HIS EXPLOSIONS WRONG AND JESPER GETTING CAUGHT IN THE FALL OUT AND HE CANT FIND HIM THROUGH THE DUST AND DESTRUCTION

WYLAN MOVING AT THE WRONG TIME AND JESPER WATCHES AS HIS AIMED SHOT GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM

JESPER GETTING BEATEN UP AND WYLANS HURT BUT DESPITE HIS PAIN HE STILL GETS UP AND TRIES TO DEFEND JESPER

WYLAN NOT GETTING AWAY FROM HIS OWN BOMB QUICK ENOUGH AND BLOWING HIS EAR DRUMS OUT OR GETTING BURIED IN RUBBLE

JESPER OWING PEOPLE MONEY AND GETTING CHASED THROUGH THE BARREL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GET THE FIRST DRAW AND HE GETS WOUNDED BADLY

WYLANS DAD STILL SENDING PEOPLE TO TRY AND FINISH HIM OFF EVEN FROM HELLGATE SOMEHOW AND HE GETS CAUGHT ALONE IN A BACK ALLEY UNABLE TO GET BACK TO THE CROWS CAUSE HE’S SO HURT

JESPER RETURNING LATE FROM A JOB WITH KAZ AND WYLANS WORRIED BUT WHEN HE COMES HOME HE’S ONLY A LITTLE HURT BUT WYLAN GOES CRAZY

JESPER LOSING THE ABILITY TO SHOOT DUE TO A TEMPORARY INJURY

JESPER AND WYLAN GET CORNERED AND THINK THEY’VE FINALLY RUN OUT OF TIME BUT THEY’LL DIE PROTECTING EACHOTHER

WYLAN GETTING THROWN INTO A CANAL AND HE HAS A ‘KAZ’ TYPE PTSD FLASHBACK OF THE MEN TRYING TO KILL HIM ON THE BOAT TO THE MUSIC SCHOOL AND WHEN HE TAKES WAY TOO LONG TO RESURFACE JESPER JUMPS IN AFTER HIM (might write this one actually omg i’m a genius)

JUST. ANGST. PLEASE. I NEED YO SEE THEM SUFFER AS LONG AS THEY EITHER BOTH LIVE OR DIE TOGETHER AND LOVE EACHOTHER ALL THE WHILE I DO NOT CARE

[mysticmeadows]

Fandom - Six of Crows

Image: Jesper and Wylan in this pose

Colors - Gray Background

Quote/Text - His Sharpshooter & His Merchling

Device - iPhone

Hello lovely one! Thank you so much for this request! I absolutely adore these two and I properly swooned when this came through in my inbox!

Enjoy this gorgeous wallpaper for Wesper! 🥺

[violets-and-books]

Burnt hands Jesper let's goooo

His chest heaved, and his hands were limp but the back part that fell back against his clothes stung so bad tears fell from the contact. “Perhaps now we'll rethink rebellion, hm, Fahey?” “Fuck,” he panted and managed to open one eye, though he didn't have the energy to lift it to look at Anax. “You.” “Ayden-” “I'm sorry,” he winced, closing his eyes as his clothes scraped against the back of his hand again. “For-Forget it. I didn't say anything.” “So many ways to teach, Jinx.” Jinx laughed and stepped over Jesper’s pathetic form. Jesper had enough cohesive thought to think to himself that the Barrel before the Dregs hadn't been rock bottom: This was. This was the place people went to lose their dignity and sense of being before they died. The door squealed as Anax and Jinx stepped out of it, and Ayden paused to kneel next to Jesper. He murmured unevenly, “I'm sorry, Jesper.” “Yeah,” Jesper said without tone, and turned his head away, trying to catch his breath. There was a burning sensation in his neck. Ayden swallowed thickly and stood, scurrying out. The door came closed with a clang and Jinx locked it. Jesper dimly heard: “Don't cry for a bad influence, Ayden.” “I just don't like hurting people, Akuh.” “I know. You're a good boy. But it was for the best, I promise. Would I lie to you?” “No,” he mumbled, followed by a sniffle. “Come on, I have a few sweets stored in my quarters. Split them with me?” He didn't hear any response, but he did hear them climbing the ladder back onto the main deck. Jesper winced again, gasping a few times in an attempt to stop panting like a dog. Everything hurt but it felt like his hands were still on fire and were simply beyond damage. He was afraid to look, assuming he could even manoeuvre his body in a way that would allow him to. “Still my fault, Mart?” He managed, his voice cracking half way through “fault”. Mart's voice was shaky as well. Jesper vaguely remembered Mart mentioning his abilities included sensing other people's pain. Jesper would’ve felt bad, but he was positive the stimulation didn't compare. “Nothing warrants torture, Jesper. I would not even torture those men.” He stopped, then added, “But I would kill them.” Jesper's weak laugh was a choke and then a cough which only agitated his burnt skin more against his shirt and chains.

And then Mart does some sad shit but oops

Hehehehe, let's goooooooo

I'm so excited for this

Yeah, fuck you, Anax!!! Don't hurt my boy like that!! *hides Ayden, Mart and Jesper behind my back* Any of them!!

"I'm sorry" 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

No cos I hate this (in a very good way) because jesper has NEVER apologised when he hasn't meant it. And he's never apologised for his beliefs. But THIS BITCH ANAX-

Ayden my boyo apologisinggggggg 😭😭😭😭

Anax giving Ayden sweets, omg-

Do you have a white van too, Anax, you fucking pedo?

"Still my fault, Mart?" OOOOOO THE GODDAMNED BITTERNESS IN THIS SENTENCE

OHHH THE CRUNCH

NOM NOM NOM

Oh, poor Mart as well 🥺 Feeling all that shit

"But I would kill them" YES BB

YOU CAN TEAM UP WITH THE CROWS! GET THEIR ARSE!!! YEAHHHHHHHH

Bestie. I love it. I'm so excited. Omg. O. M. Fucking. G. Ehejdjsjdjdj

[callsign-rogueone]

i actually think we're the same person because its the way i read six of crows and fell in LOVE with matthias. and yes loved kaz and inej but NINA AND MATTHIAS. i mean come on. their story is everything and im not over it.

but seriously babes you have to finish crooked kingdom, so until then i won't say anything more...

I finished it and I can’t decide if I’m mad or not…

spoilers below the cut

random thoughts in random order

Liam Mairi 🤝 Matthias Helvar: big tall blonde blue eyed strong soft-spoken gentleman who is supposed to protect a woman of a different / “enemy” culture who has magic powers, loyal to a fault and dies in the last 100 pages of the book for kinda no reason. and I love them both 😭❤️‍🩹

I literally ran out of the color of tabs I was using to mark Nina x Matthias moments I love them so much and I love the way they love. enemies to lovers done right!!! he’s obsessed with her but he’s trying so hard to be respectful like he was raised to be / his culture states. had he lived, he’d be a wife-guy 100%.

I was rooting for Jesper and Wylan this whole time and I’m glad that they get to be together while Mr. Van Eck is rotting in prison 😌

Kaz and Inej however… they made me mad lowkey but also I get it. Kaz just can’t do the committed relationship thing no matter how badly he wants it. but him finding her parents and getting her the ship and paying off her indenture was 🥺. I shed a single tear.

but a solid 4.5/5⭐️ for me! I really liked it and finished it in 2 days (it helped that I read it stuck at a boring job where I can’t be on my phone lol)

I think a thing I really like in my top reads is a solid gang (second squad, the crows, the dreamers) and this definitely had that. but Iron Flame remains my #1 book of the year thus far (out of 8. I’m very far behind on my 52-book goal lmao)

[justanotherfanaccount]

Shadow and Bone S2E1 reaction

First off...the graphics are incredible now

THE KAZ FLASHBACKS OMG HEARTBREAK

sturmhoonndd

Honestly the line where Jesper goes "we're not vultures, we're crows" is so funny because kaz looks so done with him

I'm sorry but the way Mal made sure to run back and pay the man who's vase he broke during the chase 🥺🥺 that was so cute

they have COMPLETELY fixed Mal from the books and I love it...actually makes me like him 🤭

The novyi zem people protecting them and doing the "sankta alina" pose 😭😭 LOVE

TAMAR AND TOLYA ENTRANCE...love them

TANTE HELEEN IS DEAD!?!? DAMNN

jesper just third wheeling with Kanej

WYLAAAANNNNNNNN AND HIS FLUUTTEE

found genya...this does not look good

IS THAT SOMEONE'S HEAD!?! (I love the upped rating 🥰)

I love that we're gonna be able to see exactly what happens with Genya and that storyline

kaz asking wylan when the last time he ate was 😭😭

how I've already seen the crows meeting scene yet I still love it so much

wesperrrrrr

i love kaz saying he can't get Matthias because that's exactly what happens in the books and why nina is so mad when he does free Matthias

DID THEY JUST BLOW UP THE CROW CLUB WHAT IS HAPPENING

not jesper blaming wylan for blowing up his hats 🙄🤭

"it belongs to bastards" 😭😭😭 I love hiimmm

STURMHOND pt 2

[ktysh]

🍭🫦💐🍿 joshua & charlie!

🍭 What's something they can never agree on (big or small)?

i imagine them having the "milk or cereal first" argument at least once a week

🫦 What's something seemingly innocent that the other does, says or wears that turns the other on?

for charlie it's when joshua puts his hair up & for joshua it's when charlie is working on his books and mutters under his breath what he's writing

💐 What’s their favorite “domestic bliss” moment? Do they cook/clean together? Do they like to go out shopping together?

they walk their dog together in the evenings, and it's their favorite part of the day 🥺

🍿 If they had a movie (or other fiction) couple equivalent, what couple would it be and why?

i've spent too many hours trying to think of something, but i don't think i've ever watched or read anything that could be their equivalent :( jesper and wylan from six of crows seem to be the closest to them for me, but the vibes don't really match that well

update: i'm editing screenies for the next post rn and i've just realized that joshua and charlie are basically kuroo and kenma from haikyuu!! but without volleyball 😭

ps if anyone wants to send me more emojis (please) → 👀

[kazscrows]

Six of Crows Reread🪶

Chapter 44: Jesper

Jesper has no idea that Nina altered Wylan to look like Kuwei

Kuwei seemed friendly enough, but his Kerch was rough, and he didn’t seem to like to talk much. Sometimes he’d just appear on deck at night and stand silently beside Jesper, staring out at the waves. It was a little unnerving.

Cry laughing because he doesn’t know it’s actually Wylan—

Only Inej wanted to chat with anyone, and that was because she seemed to have developed a consuming interest in all things nautical. She spent most of her time with Specht and Rotty, learning knots and how to rig sails.

I had forgotten this small detail

She’s already reaching to act on her new dream

What’s that Tangled quote? “Go. Live your dream”

And then Kaz is Flynn saying he will and wanting to be buried in piles of money “Not you. Your dream stinks-”

Jesper worried about Nina, but thinking about her made him feel guilty. When they’d boarded the schooner and Kuwei explained parem, a tiny voice inside him said he should offer to take the drug as well. Even though he was a Fabrikator without training, maybe he could have helped to draw the parem out of Nina’s system and set her free. But that was a hero’s voice, and Jesper had long since stopped thinking he had the makings of a hero.

Woah poor Jesper 🥺

But even if he had helped then he’d be the one suffering withdrawals…

I wish I could hug him

“Does the Council know the scientist is dead?”

“I put it all in my note to Van Eck,” Kaz said. “I told him Bo Yul-Bayur is dead, but that his son is alive and was working on jurda parem for the Fjerdans.”

“…Did he haggle?”

“Not in the note. He expressed his ‘deep concern’, but didn’t mention anything about price. We did our job. We’ll see if he tries to bargain us down when we get to Vellgeluk.”

HA—

He’ll do a lot worse than haggle—

A lot worse…

“Where’s the other longboat?” Jesper asked as he, Kaz, Matthias, Inej, and Kuwei rowed out from the Ferolind with Rotty.”

“Repairs,” said Kaz.

Jesper really is quite observant

Actually Jes, Kaz is lying, the longboat already left with one Kuwei, Nina, and Spect?

The island was less than a mile wide, a barren patch of sand and rock distinguished only by the wrecked foundation of an old tower used by the Council of Tides.Smugglers called it Vellgeluk, ‘good luck’

How ironic

“All right,” Kaz said. “Let’s go get rich.”

“No mourners,” Rotty said, settling down to wait with the longboat.

“No funerals,” they replied.

Kaz thinking of the reward before offering good luck

Rotty offers it actually

So it’s definitely a Dregs thing and not just a Crows thing

Two men lugged a heavy trunk between them, staggering slightly with its weight.

“So that’s what thirty million kruge looks like,” said Kaz.

Jesper gave a low whistle. “Hopefully, the longboat won’t sink.”

Imagine they pulled off that whole heist just to drown because their reward weighed too much….

I’m having lots of thoughts so I’ll just include this scene and butt in when necessary

Van Eck smiled. “I will confess I am surprised, Mister Brekker. Surprised but delighted.”

“You didn’t think we’d succeed.”

“Let’s say I thought you were a longshot.”

“Is that why you hedged your bets?”

“Ah, so you’ve spoken to Pekka Rollins.”

“He’s quite a talker when you get him in the right frame of mind,” said Kaz, and Jesper remembered the blood on Kaz’s shirt at the prison. “He said you contracted him and the Dime Lions to go after Yul-Bayur for the Merchant Council as well.”

With a niggle of unease, Jesper wondered what else Rollins might have told Kaz.

Huh… this is kind of an odd thought

I’m pretty sure Jesper didn’t realize he had outed their location when they first were leaving for the heist so he shouldn’t be feeling guilty for that right?

Or am I just remembering wrong…

Either way, Jesper is definitely a little afraid of Kaz

Which is kind of sad but also fair

Any sane person should be a little afraid of Kaz Brekker

Van Eck shrugged. “It was best to be safe.”

“And why should you care if a bunch of canal rats blow each other to bits in pursuit of a prize?”

“We knew the odds of either team succeeding were small. As a gambler, I hope you can understand.”

But Jesper had never thought of Kaz as a gambler.

Gamblers left something to chance.

Kaz Brekker always has a plan

Kaz Brekker is careful. He thinks of every possible interaction and result

For the most part

Jesper could see the stacks of bills in palest Kerch purple, emblazoned with the three flying fish, row after row of them

I forgot their money is purple in Ketterdam

Matthias thinks it’s odd too

Aaaaannd here comes the chaos—

Jesper reached for his revolvers. Hadn’t he wanted something to shoot at? I guess this place is good luck, he thought with a rush of anticipation. Looks like I’m about to get my wish.

Of course Jes would think of the coming fight as good luck

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[jeanmoreaux]

MICHELLE PLEASE LMK UR THOTS ON THE SHOW WHEN U FINISH (IM ON EP 7 ATM)

LYS I PROMISE I'LL ANNOY YOU IN THE DMS GDHSDSDJKJKSD i finished episode 3 earlier today and my ambivalent feelings are still very much a thing. here are some of my thought i had while watching the first three episodes to give you a taste of some (hastily scribbled down) thoughts i had so far.

MALINA KISS 🥺🥹😭

i'd die for inej 🥰 she can do no wrong in my eyes

the editing of the fight scenes is.......weird??? i hate the slow mo stuff. like pls just don't.

the editing between scenes is a little disjointed but PARTICULARLY the editing when returning from one storyline to an ongoing one is often a little jarring. the feeling of the continuity is a little wonky imo.

having people go "CRIMINALS!" not once but TWICE when dealing with kaz and jesper 🥴 very much made me cringe in context. who thought that was good dialogue??? why have these people say that as if they have no idea who they're dealing with????? it's just bad, i'm so sorry.

the dialogue in general is a little stiff and inorganic at times.... the chemistry between characters truly is doing some heavy lifting, saving some scenes. the cast is doing A LOT (all of them, especially the crows—though i have to admit the scenes with the darkling and crew are a little 'meh' at times).

talking about cast, freddy is very enjoyable to watch. i am also beyond ready for kaz to enter his deranged bastard era 🫶 patrick's nikolai is really working for me too so far. i think he strikes the right balance. archie's performances have been great as well! that scene between alina and mal after nikolai proposes marriage in ep3???? SO GOOD OMGGGG <33333

not sure how i feel about a lot of soc plot points playing out already. i honestly don't want stuff from that storyline happening NOW. i thought this season was gonna be more buildup, but like even in these first couple of episodes they already went strong with the wesper & kanej stuff for example so idk i can see them going there this season already (not with kanej, but maybe with wesper) even though internally i beg them to NOT. it would be enough to create some tension imo. having these characters prematurely stuck in these soc/ck dynamics will inevitable change the ice court storyline and everything beyond that.

the scene with the crows on the roof watching the crow club go up in flames???? love it. peak cinema.

also i really can't tell what route they'll go with wylan (ultimately). but if they’re gonna go the uwu innocent little baby boy with no badassery behind it i’m gonna throw fists. he has a moral compass he mostly adheres to and is generally a kind guy, sure, but he's also a little cunning shit at times and i hope they'll lean in to that over time.

always love seeing the darkling doing horribly. love that we get to see him being his fucked up guy. i hope people can stop romanticising him now that they saw him cut off his mother's finger. if not i hope they'll get well soon <3

there is something bugging me about the pacing but i can't yet put my finger on what exactly isn't working for me. maybe because after 3 episodes it still feels like we're in the "set up" stage of the story. REALLY hoping ep4 will pick up a little.

[procrastinatingacademic]

Six of Crows Live Blog - Chapter 22-23

Oh boy, here we go

Jordie😭 Baby Kaz😭

The image of little Kaz shouting "I'm alive" surrounded by corpses is so powerfully heartbreaking

If this doesn't give you an aversion to touch, I don't know what will

Oh look, Chekhov's tank

Get your hands OFF HIM

"Kaz knew the word for cripple in plenty of languages"🥺

Jesper berating himself for caring about Kaz🥺

And his crush on Kaz. Never change, you beautiful bisexual mess

"You're cuter when you're smarter." See, he gets it

Jesper-Matthias banter👌

[arillusionist]

s&b season2ep4 reaction!! book update: i finished seige and storm. it was lwk boring and im literally so mad bc alina deserves SO much better than mal hes such a hoe. anyways

help whats going on i kinda forgot what happened in the last episode

time to go read my own reaction

HELL NAH ITS BEEN A WHOLE WEEK SINCE I WATCHED THIS SHOW?? anyways i kinda remember the last ep now but my reaction is mostly crows stuff so it wasnt That helpful

ANYWAYS

even though mal is muchhhhhh better in the show i like the direction theyre taking with alina actually marrying nikolai

then again i havent read the kos duology (yet) so i dont know anything abt his real romance story so thats probably why i dont mind

stop mal telling alina shes his nation is so cute unlike in the books

and the way they actually do have some chemistry?? im sorry for ever hating you show malina 😔😔

is that the brother i cant tell

why does baghra lwk piss me off ...i cant tell if its because she wont stfu or because shes js boring

GENYA ☹️☹️

🥱🥱

FINALLY

"it'll give me some comfort to know you're with me" ohhhdhfmyygodddd and then her smile ahhhh

i cant tell if inej is mistaking kaz telling her to leave the city as him wanting her gone, when in reality hes js tryna protect her

or if shes just not promising it because she cant

theyre so complicated they make me sick (i love them 😭😭😭)

AWW THE I LIKE YOUR STUPID FACE LINE its different but whatever

WAITT JESPER BASICALLY CALLED HIM AND KAZ BROTHERS AND KAZ DIDNT EVEN DISAGREE?? HE LITERALLY AGREED

no cuz i actually thought kaz was gnna punch him or something but thats nice

no mourners no funerals 🙏🙏

NINA DECKING KAZ HELL YEAH I NEEDED TO SEE THAT

Dont take this as me disliking kaz btw hes my 2nd favorite character i js need to see him being put in his place

i have the most out of pocket thing to say but im not gnna say it

there are two heartrenders right there why dont they just check his pulse to see if hes lying

oh now they do it

i feel like maybe this is how they incorporate the crows into alina's plot - they'll ask them to find the sword since theyre criminals and know more than just the "wider black market"

IM LITERALLY A GENIUS HELLO????

NOT ME PREDICTING IT LIKE 2 SECONDS BEFORE HE SAYS IT

they cant just show kaz and nina for two seconds and then cut to another scene hello

OH NVM its an inej scene 🙏🙏

its so dark i can barely tell whats happening

oh they did the pox thing too they really taking half of crooked kingdom's plot huh

yeah now they decide to explain the plan

kaz is actually being so much like book kaz in this scene

"the trick is not to love anything" YEAH YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT... and with nina in the background too?? i wish inej was here tho like in the books

i think shes busy saving those randos

"something you'd sacrifice everything for and it makes you weak" stop projecting

SIX FEET DEEP

see inej really needs to be here now nina and jesper kinda know his backstory but she doesnt

then again its more meaningful if he tells her on his own time

HIS SMIRK

"im begging you" "are you?" hes not begging but i can

sorry

HIM ASKING FOR THE QUITCLAIM DEED FOR INEJ 🥺🥺 him liquifying everything he owns in the books is still better tho

THE LOOK IS HIS EYES - this is not freddy carter acting as kaz this is LITERALLY kaz

lmfaoo the offended look on toyla's face

WHYD THAT ACTUALLY SCARE ME (the guy sneaking up behind mal)

ok so i have a class so i'll watch the rest later

im backkk

seeing that vasily guys face after a few hours is such a jumpscare like why is he so ugly

bruh i jus realized theyre not gonna do the thing where inej cuts a line above pekkas heart 😐another kanej moment wasted

hjdkfk wylan hiding under the table when jesper asks him out

this conversation is so awkward i keep pausing it 😭

its cute tho

omg just kiss already the tension is getting to me

finally!!! 🙏🙏

WAIT FUCK I JS REALIZED THATS ANOTHER MOMENT WASTED CUZ THEY CANT DO THE JESPER KISSING THE WRONG GUY THING IF THE SPINOFF HAPPENS

im not really liking how they did wesper anyways.... with the whole one night stand thing... 😐

ok. yeah. wow. go from super cute fluffy wesper to kanej angst. yeah. remind me of what i dont have.

kaz saying that theres a weak link in the crew and inej thinks it means her but hes actually talking ab HIMSELF because shes his weakness and shes the person he would sacrifice everything for and AUGHHH

the difference between the show and the books when kaz gives her the paper is crazy

wish they had kept the book's scene fr

waittt is nikolai adopted??

oh he is

tamar and nadia definitely have something going on its already canon that nadia is into girls so!!

did the vasily guy die i hope he did 🙏🙏

why didn't baghra just. do that before. yk BEFORE she got her damn finger cut off

"your obsession with the fold is naive" is bro talking about alina or himself

and thats it watch me wait another week again before watching the next episode 💀

[lizajane2]

Shadow & Bone 1x06

Did Arken really think he could lie his way out of this? 🙄 Honestly good riddance. One character I won’t miss.

I enjoy every second Aleksander has a scene. I especially like it even more when his true colors show. He’s ruthless. Callous. And I’d watch a whole fucking series just about him the last few centuries. Or when he was serving the King before he created the fold.

“I hate the way you talk.” Do you Matthias? Cause you’re not fooling me.

“They would’ve split us up.” Please the look on Mal’s face was like: 🥺🥺

“Is that a threat to return me to Heleen.” Baby girl Kaz would never do that to you.

“Either we get the target or Heleen gets the Crow Club and Pekka gets whatever’s left.”

Me:

Yeah the Darkling is handsome but he isn’t the man who is secretly in love, pushing away his feelings cause he doesn’t know how to handle them. And would sacrifice everything for one woman. Who hates to be touched. Give me Kaz Brekker all day long. He laid everything on the line for one woman. My god… give me THAT man.

Polina sets a man on fire and he’s just screaming in the background as she causally talks to Zoya about revenge. HELLO!! THERE’S A MAN ON FIRE!!

“What are you?”

“A big softy apparently. I really should’ve shot you in the head.”

Jesper, I love every part of your soul. I really do.

Honestly I swear if I didn’t know any better, the hats they have Kaz wearing is a running gag.

“You’re loud. And you’re lewd. You’re treacherous.” What is it with these intimate scene that make me feel like I’m intruding?

For a moment there I really thought Matthias was gonna drop Nina.

“He threw a book at me.” 🤣🤣

“I made some stupid choices at the little palace.” You’re a seventeen year old girl, it’s not your fault a centuries old shadow summoner took advantage of you.

On a serious note this is by far my favorite scene right here:

[aphroditestummyrolls]

🥺✨! and 🧠 for our beloved wylan!

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

Found family! And especially the integration of born family into a found family— I’m specifically, of course, thinking about the crows with Marya and Colm, and maybe even Alys, Adam and their little baby. Outlining the wedding fic, and reading over the bits I have outlined/written for the rest of the engagement series makes me feel COMPROMISED for this reason.

But! It also applies to other fandoms! I love the little ways that Nicky and Joe hold onto and remember their families, and how Joe “introduces” them to Nile in In Loving Memory. It’s also throughout things I outlined but never wrote. In my 2O2G, back in the day, I had a whole plot line for Nile’s family figuring out that she’s alive, and how they become integrated into the guard in their own ways— overjoyed by Nile’s miracle and willing to take the time they are given… oh man. Emotions. I wish I had had the brain/time to write it then, and that I had the brain/time to pick it up again. But not right now. Maybe someday ❤️

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

No matter how I feel about the actual execution of my writing, which is so hit and miss, my writing always has so much heart. It’s character driven, and emotional, and I can make readers feel those emotions, too. I’m good at describing feeling and making people feel things as a result. And that’s half the battle, I guess.

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

Wylan 🥹 my sweet boy 🥹🥹 one of my most beloved headcanons for him is throughout the engagement series, and even becomes a pretty big plot point— when he and Jesper marry, they hyphenate their names to Hendriks-Fahey, as a statement of their partnership/love, but also to erase Jan’s influence and help solidify Marya back in the world that she was ostracised from. I think it was @wylanslcve (I think?? I’m gonna dig the post out of my likes and link it, I’ll correct if I’m wrong ((EDIT! I WAS RIGHT. ITS HERE!)) who posted an analysis today about how important his mom and protecting and carving out a place for her is to Wylan throughout Crooked Kingdom. That’s something I’ve always felt really strongly too, it’s central to his motivations.

And it’s also petty and fun for Wylan to be essentially telling his dad “not only am I going to run the business better than any Van Eck before me, I’m not even going to keep your name. You have no claim to me as part of your legacy, your name will die with you.”

Thanks for playing, beloved friend! ❤️