#AND IT'S FIT

[mexashepot]

A person: *has an ass so magnificent it makes people question their orientation over it* Absolutely tasteless Offi whose orientation is compatible with the sex of the person with that magnificent ass: that ass is atrocious.

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[suzypfonne]

Before January 2025:

If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!

Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.

Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[monstermonger]

Holly berries!

[canisalbus]

✦ Pebble ✦

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her

[impillian]

white woman blast

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[prinnay]

Flower child

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[angelsaxis]

Planet fitness is offering free showers, wifi, and charging stations to first responders and residents in the LA area who've been affected by the fires btw.

[blorbopolis]

im cooking

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios