#AND IM NOT JOKING

[triptychofvoids]

How much would we have to pay for you to wear a miniskirt?

i will draw myself as one of those vintage nurse pinups with the short skirts if i receive $40-60 usd to my kofi by the end of the day

[pseudomantis]

The first rule of comedy:

Loud = Funny

[bloodtwin]

another puck fact for you: once you get him past the Admitting You're "More Than Just Friends" stage of your relationship with him (or, lets be real, even before that point), he will very quickly move to the Proposing Marriage stage. like so fast. his frankly Horrible approach to dating is NOT because he's afraid of commitment. its because he is insane & also very dumb !

[cassyapper]

the fact hermes had that big bust but also still ran cross country and was good enough at it to almost get a scholarship just means shes the strongest character in jojo

[keenbugg]

liam gallaghers top priority at all times should be making tweets

[hanmasmommy]

im gonna go crazy (in a bad way) for the amount of love and deepspace smut fic (its mostly sub!reader)

[bbq-ishere]

i got dragged into the amazing digital circus

and im mentally ill for zooble

[bongwooder]

I want to take legitimate social political action to normalize farting in public

[aropride]

me age 10: im so smart and cool because i can solve a system of equations like how in 4x + 2y = 8 and 5x + 3y = 9, y is -2 and x is 3

me age 20: i need to use a calculator to find out what 9 plus 4 equals

[disgustingtwitches]

i need that big strong stupid hairy man to do vile things to me

[lesbiankendall]

you guys might think that the music you loved as a teen stays with you forever but are you on my level where i think that linkin park's meteora and hybrid theory & evanescence's fallen are the only no skip albums in existence (to me)?

[severevoiddragon]

TWO PRISMATIC SHARDS FROM ONE BOMB???? WOW

[mrsterlingeverything]

Soon the world will realize my destiny is reality tv STAR

[nickiemoot]

i hate. the little finger heart thing. because i can't do it. i have ~brachydactyly type d~ aka toe thumbs. both hands. i am physically incapable of making the little finger heart shape and thus i hate it out of spite

[whenyoucallmelover]

i could listen to hozier sing the word “darling” on loop for several, SEVERAL hours

[appalachianapologies]

i wrote 500ish words in a fic before realizing they do not fit at all, anyone want them here for fun?