#AND I WANT!! TO DO THAT!! WITH ////HIMMMMMMMM///!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[usamey]

*lovesick noises intensify*

[divinelolita]

GOOD MORNINGGGG(istg if you dont reply to those tiktoks imma-)

ANYWAY i woke up and had an idea for u cuz im so smart and imma give it to you

so lemme get theeee mcflurry and a big mac(full band headcannons) with a bf who just be maddddd clingy and they love it like all the time but thing is if someone does it a lot then they bound to need space and they thought if they told reader to stop he finna be sad

BUT sooner or mf they yell(not yell yell) for reader to stop for just a god damn minute and readers just like "ok🤷🏾" AND WALKS AWAY AND DOESNT HUG OR KISS THEM FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK(hell even two)💀💀💀💀like they will sit next to bro and he doesn't even lean on them😭🤚🏾

like he aint mad or nothin he just took it really literally😭

add anything you want like duhhh

BAND X CLINGY READER

teehee hii😈 you send me like 10 tiktoks in under a minute bro

BILL:

・He genuinely does love when your clingy

・Bro is clingy asf himself oml-

・Yet everybody needs alone time to themselves, and eventually he would just feel the need to be alone

・He really didn't want to hurt your feelings, he knew this was your way of showing your love, but he would eventually get overwhelmed.

・At first he'd try giving you small hints, like when he would say he wanted to go out for a walk. Yet everytime you wanted to come along and he didn't have the willpower to ask to go alone.

・He puts up with it for a little longer before he reaches a breaking point.

"M/N! Please just leave me alone for a second holy fuck-"

"Oh, okay."

・He'd feel relieved you weren't mad at him

・Yet after a day- hell maybe even a few hours- he's craving that touch again.

・Like sitting next to you on the couch just waiting for you to hold his hand or cuddle him VKYXWUHWVEE

・You took u alot of his time so now that you didn't hang out with him as much he felt surprisingly lonley.

TOM:

・Less patient than Bill.

・Babe he loves your touch, kissing you and holding you and snuggling you and-

・He won't admit it but he's actually quite clingy too.

・He really loves his alone time though, especially if its spent playing his guitar. He just likes to be alone to relax his mind

・Gives you a few subtle warnings, telling you he "has to clear his mind" and "needs to relax"

・Yet you would still cling to his shoulders like a koala. He loved you soso much and didn't want to hurt your feelings but he felt almost suffocated.

・Telling you he's going somewhere only for you to say "Ah, where are you going? Can I come too?"

"Can I go anywhere without you following me?!"

・lol ok

・You shrugged and walked away from him, he wanted to tell out your name and call you back but he also wanted time to himself

・Feels anxious when you don't hug or kiss him like you used to, he's afraid you'll break up with him or something.

GEORG:

・He'd get overwhemles pretty quickly

・No no, don't get him wrong, he absolutely loves hugging you. But sometimes he would rather hangout and talk instead of snuggling for hours.

・So if you ask to go out with him somewhere he doesn't care at all at first, actually encouraging you to come along with him.

・But, like Tom, he loves to be alone.

・It's just comforting for him to be in a quiet area with nobody else.

・Bro gives no warnings, just flat out says "Can you not touch me right now..?"

"My bad."

・He's happy you understand him and don't just yell at him. He's happy you respect his boundaries

・He finds himself missing your touch, how you would kiss him all over his cheeks and lips or how you would play with his hair when yo would cuddle.

・HE THINKS YOUR MAD AT HIMMMMMMMM

・He's kinda scared to ask you to start giving him attention again

・You seem fine so...shouldnt he feel fine too?

(he doesn't)

GUSTAV:

・KJHBECJJLEFCBLUIEHRCLKUWEBDCLJHWEDCMKWEDCBMJDCMJWEDBM

・He absolutely loves your affection, doesn't care if he's doing something he will stop and hold you if that's what you want.

・He just feels so safe and happy in your armssss

・Sometimes he just needs a little break, like maybe a few hours or a day to himself.

・He always feels bad about this though, he loves you more than anything and doesn't wanna push you away.

・He'd give so many hints because he doesn't wanna hurt your feelings omfg

・Eventually just tells you flat out, even though his heart is pounding.

"I just need to be alone, M/N!" "That's fine."

・He doesn't know whether to be confused or relieved, he's a mix of both.

・He misses your affection so bad wtf...

・Just wants to pick you up and cuddle while watching a movie, but he's waiting for you to make a move but you want to respect him and-

・its very confusing.

[madlysage]

my stardew valley bachelor headcannons:

(basically just me creating my own characters as fodder for fic atp :,)

elliott (my darling)

- is from a wealthy family- his dad is british and a distant descendent of the royal family

- went to college for an english and philosophy double major and graduated with honors

- had an affair with a professor in college (he didn’t know she was married) and is estranged from his parents as a result

- secretly loves trashy bodice ripper romance books

- always comes in without knocking (dramatic man that he is)

- cannot garden to save his life

- an ugly crier

- yappiest yapper ever

- LOVES dancing (and was classically trained as a child- hello rich preppy parents)

-bi king

^^ like this but longer red hair (UGH)

sebastian

- bi-icon

- he’s mixed white and native american (choctaw to be specific)

- i always picture him with long ass black hair (it’s hot sorry)

- literally always picture billy wirth….

- he has a secret belly button piercing (but he’s hiding it from robin)

- his mom and dad had him as teens and his dad abandoned them because his family didn’t approve

- wants to be closer to maru but doesn’t know how

- alternates having crushes on sam and abigail (but let’s be so real it’s gotta be sam)

- has a soft spot for classical music

- smokes weed even more than cigs- feels responsible for how much sam smokes too

sebastian fans come at me all u want this is the man in my head when i picture himmmmmmmm

sam

-another bicon (could honestly be pan)

- secretly a smoker (don’t tell jodi)

- has tons of army men in his room- he started collecting them when his dad got deployed

- loves crop tops and will cut any and all of his band tees- but his mom keeps throwing them away

- is still kinda in the closet and a little girl crazy (particularly for abigail and penny)

- is teaching jas to skateboard on school breaks ever since she asked (a bit to impress penny)

(this just works for me idk- he gives me this vibe but like grungier and spunkier maybe)

harvey

- refuses to drink anything but black coffee

- king of anxiety

- secretly a good cook

- loses his glasses at least once a week

- can name any model of plane just from the sound of the engine

- wants to get his pilot’s license

- has a phenomenal record collection

………… yes this is my harvey and I WILL TAKE 0 NOTES GO ATJ GO

shane

- leaned how to braid hair just for jas

- was on the gridball team in highschool but keeps it a secret to avoid alex begging him to join his rec team

- was also best friends with jas’ dad in highschool from the gridball team and since his death he hasn’t been able to bring himself to play again

- wanted to go to college for agriculture but the loans would have been too much

- let’s jas paint his toenails any color she wants but is too embarrassed to let her do his finger nails

- got his ears pierced one night on a bender in the city but never wears them

- has a little crush on emily but is too embarrassed by it to ever tell (he doesn’t think she would ever feel the same)

- 1/4 indian on his mom’s side but isn’t in touch with the culture

- is a vegetarian but never talks about it

likkkke COME ON

alex

- wears a specific cologne and gets very upset whenever he runs out and can’t have his “signature scent”

- gets up early and makes breakfast for his grandparents everyday

- is poly but doesn’t rlly know that’s an option- and it ruins most of his attempts at monogamous relationships

- went to college for human physiology on a gridball scholarship but got Cs the whole time (but he’s still smarter than u would think)

- does yoga with evelyn every sunday and does george’s physical therapy each day too

- is the stardew equivalent of a freaking baptist christian (he’s all into Yoba)

likeeeee is this not bro

[spineless-lobster]

(GHOSTS BOOK SPOILERS)

The captain is literally just like me fr absolutely NOTHING gets done a BH but then he comes up with a fun thing to do “for morale” as an excuse he’s always “it’s important to keep morale high in the war” and “we don’t want the men (and women) to feel unmotivated in their work” girl WHAT WORK 😭 all you do is draw silly maps and show them to everyone and ask for guns every week

It’s literally like when I’m at school and I write down one sentence then scroll through tumblr for half an hour “as a treat” when in reality I just don’t want to do any work lmao

He’s literally soooooo me fr he suchhhhh a failure I LOVVVEEEEE HIMMMMMMMM

[lefthandedhotch]

screams and cries over HIMMMMMMMM🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

babyyyyyyy🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 im in love with him so BAD!!!!

(also hello linny-winny🥺🥰💞 i luv uuuuuuu🥰💞💞)

screams about you and aaron being so silly!!!! while setting up a nursery <3 aaron being just as silly and sweet as he was when haley was pregnant with jack :')) the team are helping you two move into your new little home since the apartment was too tiny for a new baby addition and they are FLOORED everytime hotch cracks a joke or when he snorts (!!!) at a silly name suggestion you give him🤭🤭🤭 they have a hard time even getting him to smile more than a :| so hearing him full out Laugh is a treat that they're all loving so much🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺 because he deserves it🥰 this sweet sweet happiness that is rubbing your baby bump and kissing your head as jack whispers so many silly things to his baby sister🥰🥰🥰🥰 the next night is your first official night in your new home with your husband and your little boy and your baby on the way, you just cant help but get emotional🥺🥺🥺🥺 you're getting snuggly in bed waiting for aaron with a tiny jack bug already asleep in your new big bed and you cant help but start to weep🥺🥺🥺🥺 aaron comes in and Immediately worries over you (definitely Not helping how much you love him😭😭) but he relaxes when you tell him that you're crying happy tears :')))) after you and jack have fallen asleep, aaron falls asleep too and is also feeling some happy tears coming up because he never thought he'd get a second chance to happiness like this again🥺🥺 but he did!!!!!

SOBSSSSSSSS HIS PRETTY SWEET FACE 🥺🥰🥰🥰😩😩😩😩😩🥹🥹🥹🥹💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 i wanna kiss him all day i love him so bad :((((((

(and hiiiiiiiiiii jess-jess 🤭🥹💕💗🥰 i luv uuuuuuuuuuuuu sm 🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕)

you woke aaron up Early early (like even earlier than he normally gets up) because lil baby girl was kicking and you just couldn’t sleep any longer, but aaron doesn’t mind because it means that he gets some extra snuggle time in bed with you before jackers comes skipping into the room and you guys have to start getting ready to go to the new house and get baby girl’s room ready 🥰🥰🥰🥰💕 you Adore how much aaron fussed over you while you guys work on the nursery, and that even as he’s working sooooo so hard with the team to get everything ready, he’s still smiling with you and laughing at your silly jokes and name suggestions (especially when you Swear that you’re gonna name the baby derek because she kicked against your hand when you suggested it 🤭🤭🤭💗) and the team is just so 😧 the whole day seeing their grumpy gills boss be so easygoing and Happy the whole day 🥺🥺🥺 they even get to see that when he and jack grin next to each other they’re Identical!!!! which is something you have always told them but they’ve never believed because they’ve never seen it!!!!!!🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

your first night in the house, you’re all snuggled in bed with jack snoozing all curled up next to you after having fallen asleep while telling his baby sis a story, and you can’t believe that this is all really happening :( you’re in the sweetest little family home with your aaron and your kids and it’s everything you’ve ever wanted :( so you can’t help but cry!!!!!!! hehehehe of course the pregnancy hormones Definitely don’t help with that 🤭 aaron hears you sniffling from the bathroom and he hustles to finish brushing his teeth before he rushes out to help you and he immediately wipes your tears and murmurs “what’s wrong, honey?” which just makes you even more weepy because your darling darling aaron is so sweet 🥺 and he loves you so much 🥺 and you could tell him Anything was wrong and he would do anything in the world to make it right for you 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and when you finally drift off after sniffling to aaron about how happy you are and how you can’t wait for your little girl to get there and join the Big Big family you and aaron have created together, aaron kisses your forehead with a sweet lil smile and just lets himself get all misty thinking about everything that’s led him to this moment, to this amazing wonderful night with his little family in your big new bed in your sweet lil house for the first time waiting for your baby girl and how he never ever thought he could be This happy and feel this much love in his whole life 🥺 and when he wakes up the next morning to find you sitting up in bed with a groggy jackers pressing his ear to your belly as you laugh that his lil sis can’t talk yet! but he’s sure she’s telling him about her dreams 🥰 and aaron’s heart just absolutely Skips a beat because he knows that all his mornings will look like this from now on and he can’t wait 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💗💗💗💗💗💗💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

inspiration struck me. jacq from sv (love him am aghhhh) ur arcanine and his arcanine had egg. egg had twins. twins r shiny?! idk i just woke up from a nap and it hit me like that freaking shiny voltorb’s explosion. he’d be so happy if u found him a shiny tho u know it cmon. and just. himmmmmmmm ughhhhh. bestie help im. down bad lmao -galaxy

We get it bestie, you want him so bad /lh

.......

"...oh! We got it, Jacq!!" Overjoyed that your carefully crafted "egg power" sandwich finally worked its magic, you gently took the spotted egg out of the picnic basket.

It felt somewhat heavier than previous ones you've hatched, but you didn't think much of it at first and eager showed your partner--the one and only Biology Professor Jacq. He agreed to come out today to study Pokémon habits alongside you.

"Wow..I only took my eyes off the basket for a second and it.....it just appeared??" He slightly gawked as he stared at it.

Once again, he was astonished at the phenomena that was Pokémon breeding.

Since Paldea lacked daycare centers, it took a while for trainers to learn that picnics were the substitute--which actually made things easier since it enabled their Pokémon to breed pretty much anywhere as long as the landscape was suitable.

But even in this region, nobody could explain where the eggs come from. No one has seen a single Pokémon lay them, even if they watched them very carefully and stayed up all night.

The egg would just....show up as though it appeared out of thin air.

It perplexed many professors and specialists for decades, even experts like Jacq. It'll forever be a mystery.

"What do you think it'll be, [y/n]?" He pondered.

"I'm willing to bet it's a Growlithe, since your Arcanine's been cozying up to mine lately." You chuckled, gesturing to the two fluffy fire types who were snuggling next to each other near a tree. "I'll go on a little walk to find out."

"I'll join you!" He insisted, grabbing his lab coat off the chair and putting it on. "Let's stay on the main roads. I'd hate to see the poor thing get attacked the moment it hatches."

"I concur." Nodding, you slipped the egg inside your bag, before seeing your Arcanines waking up and running over to you both. They must've wanted to accompany you--which was understandable given you had their egg. They didn't want it out of their sights.

And so the four of you began the long stroll, with him reading a pacemaker on his rotomphone to count the approximate steps necessary to hatch the egg. He was curious to see if it'll come out the same as other Growlithes..

Or maybe it'll be a Shiny.

He's heard of that phenomena too--where it's possible to hatch a Shiny Pokémon if its parent is paired with a Ditto. That was a popular method in the daycares of other regions.

But here? You'd rather not wait all day for a dozen eggs to appear.

The odds of that type of Pokémon hatching were still low regardless, so you're not pushing your luck.

After feeling like you've been walking for ages, you heard Jacq suddenly stop, and you looked back at him. He was observing the readings on his phone, eyebrows furrowed. "What's up? Is your Rotom being annoying?"

"Oh no, it's working as intended. It's just...we've already walked over a thousand steps. Why, we're nearly at two thousand!" He glanced up at you. "Did you feel the egg stir at all?"

"Hmm..no, oddly enough..." Being equally confused, you took it out of the bag to make sure it was alright. It felt warm to the touch, though for it not to crack yet was bizarre. "Maybe it's nervous to come out." You joked. "Let make it to two thousand and see what happens."

Nodding, Jacq caught up to you, still monitoring the steps you took before it finally happened-

The egg suddenly jolted in your hands, startling you as you quickly and carefully set it down on the ground. "It's time!" You backed up, standing beside him.

As its shell cracked, beams of light began pouring out from it, and both of you waited in anticipation.

Then it completely burst open to reveal...

Not one, but two Growlithes born from the exact same egg. And if that didn't surprise you, it was the realization that they're both Shinies as well.

Their yellow fur emitted starlike sparkles as they took their first breaths of air, taking a moment to sniff one another. Only then did they notice the two Arcanines who approached them, being just as surprised as their trainers.

With yips of excitement, the little Growlithes ran over to their parents, greeting them with loving nuzzles and licks.

Meanwhile, you and Jacq were standing there, still in total shock.

"I-I can't believe it.."

"D-Did...two just hatch from one egg?! In all my years of research I've never heard of this happening! This is incredible!" The biology professor laughed, before going over to examine the newborn Growlithes.

And he kneeled down, he took a look at their stripes, making another surprising discovery before beckoning you over to him. "[Y/n], come look..their stripes are the exact same pattern!"

"Really? Oh, wow.." You joined his side, smiling as one Growlithe jumped into your arms and licked your cheek. "Haha! This is great! What are the odds that our Arcanines would rear twin Shinies?"

"It has to be astronomically low, but not impossible." He chuckled, petting his Arcanine's snout. "Arceus itself must've blessed you with luck, because this is phenomenal!!"

"Yeah." Smiling, you stood up and ruffled the fur of your own Arcanine, happy to see them becoming official parents. "You ready to start your own little family, bud?"

"Arc, Arca!!"

[hotasfahrenheit]

i was excited when i saw Mike and Jeff (and Ten and Jackson) were going to be on Chuang Asia together but i did not EVER expect multiple shows and projects from them and i'm SO stoked.

i know not everyone in the BL fandom spheres know who Mike is yet but he was in one of my fave dumb Chinese dramas (My Little Princess, and listen it does a really great job of inverting a bunch of popular romance tropes and it's great and funny and cute actually) and i love himmmmmmmm

he's also in one of PP Krit's mvs and it's real pretty so go watch that if you haven't seen it!

Mike was primarily acting in China before the pandemic and until a couple years ago, but he has a young son and the rest of his family is in Thailand from what i know, and it seems like he's shifting into working in Thailand instead of working internationally. and we don't have any actual -confirmation- if either of these shows are going to be BLs or QLs or anything that i know of (tho Happy Ending seems the most likely because of Jeff's and Barcode's characters) but i'll take whatever he's ready to work on because he's great.

i'm so ready for the beautiful things that this beautiful friendship is already turning out like we are all just going to be BLESSED. i hope Mike and Jeff work well together and have a great time and everything they touch turns to gold (and that Jeff talks Mike out of making any more bad mvs) and we get two besties making shows together for a long time. i hope they get to work with all their friends whenever they want and keep pulling in ridiculous collections of actors and talented people to work with them because WHAT THE HECK EVEN ARE THE CASTS FOR THEIR SHOWS like it's actually insane?

i'm also super here for Jeff having been like “i'm out of BOC to focus on singing” and after doing a bunch of successful music stuff, concerts, dropping an album, now he's doing a bunch of acting on his own like yes, get it king, follow your heart and make your own shows since BOC didn't appreciate your talent or give you enough work to do! make all the shows you want, play whatever kinds of characters you want! we're all here for it.

anyway i'm ready for all of it. let's go.

[mrhowells]

Smallville 4x14

I love this episode a lot🥹

THAT'S ADORABLE😭😭

"You're gonna be fine. I know you're gonna be fine. Everyone I've ever hit was alright."

Lois -everyone I've ever hit was alright- Lane:

Clark really sleeps on the couch now that Lois lives there? LMAOOOO

the way he immediately smiles when he sees the dog I can't🥹🥹

"You hit him? With your car?" "No, with my fist🙄🙄"

CLARK YOUR FACE-

"Actually, I think it might be fun to have a dog around."

HE'S A MENACE, HE'S A DISGRACE, HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN, I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM

I'm crying

"I don't know. It's just kind of hard to be myself with her around."

that's so ironic though because apart from hiding his powers he is VERY himself around her

I need Tom Welling to stop smiling on my screen please and thank you, I'm not strong enough for this😭

ugh😩

Chloe helping Clark with his excuses, love to see it🥹 He's so bad at them he needs all the help he can get💀

Let me introduce you to my parents who have been married for about 30 years now:

"Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie."

have I mentioned how much I love them before?

"I spent all morning on these."

they're both so cute🥹🥹

LMAOOOOOO he finds her so annoying

hsajaksjaksj LOOK AT HIS HAND IN THE SECOND IMAGE, HE'S SO DONE I'M SCREAMING

No because if I keep going like this I'll screenshot every single time they say something or even look at each other💀

Lois: You could be Skipper😇

Clark: *fake ass smile* anyway-

STAHP I'M SCREAMING

he's about to throw hands💀

This is so confusing, I thought Jason's mom orchestrated the entire meeting with Lana but now she wants him away from her?

"Paranoia is not a very attractive quality in a woman."

Umm okay, AND? I mean I don't give a shit about Genevieve but this is such a dumb statement, as if she's supposed to give a fuck about what's "attractive" to Lex or others, like what?

Sometimes he sounds like one of those "pick up artists" that the internet makes fun of all the time, I'm sorry💀💀

I. LOVE. THIS.

That's the way someone talks to their own kid, not their guest and I love that because Lois clearly lacks parental love. Martha & Lois will always be so special to me😭😭

"Remember when Clark did that? He was only... three." LMAOOOO

Lex is clearly losing patience with Clark😬

Can I join this family pls look at themmmm

Martha is such a badass actually

I'm glad Lana overheard that whole conversation between Jason and his mother, now I'm just hoping they'll give her more agency instead of making her a passive character and her own storyline.

(edit: so she did NOT hear what they were talking about🤡🤡 At least she saw it)

Clark is such a little shit😭

Still arguing about dog names🤡

"Hold on there Forrest Gump, what are you gonna do, run?" LOL

She's like nuh uh, get in the car dude AND HE LISTENS💀💀💀

How are they acting like they're been married for decades???

NOT AN ACTUAL QUESTION BC I KNOW HOW AND I'LL TELL YOU: they're comfortable around each other even if they don't realize it

🎶and I will go down with this ship🎶 (EXCEPT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SAILING, IT WILL NEVER GO DOWNNNNN)

let's move on

"What is this, another one of your famous hunches or are we just on a little scenic route?"

"Okay, stop here."

"Wha- where??"

"HERE. Stop here."

"OKAY."

>>>MARRIED.

they sound like my grandparents💀

LOOK AT MY LIL POOKIES INVESTIGATING STUFF TOGETHER🥺

YEEEEET

I need to know where Clark gets his clothes bc that stuff withstands literally anything💀

AKJASJKAKSL STAHP😭

"He (the dog) saved my life. I'll take my chances on his loyalty." Ooof, is he calling out Lex👀

what is Lionel trying to do?🧐

CUTE.

CUTE.

Clark is happy = I'm happy, it's really that simple

this episode is premium, top tier chef's kiss EXCELLENT

[melodygatesauthor]

HIII MELODYYYYYYYYY

ahem so since we're talking abt AIs...i've been messing around with your Orderly Blue one cuz omfg....

anyway im feeding TOO MUCH into his delusions its...its so bad?? I'm not even hesitating to let him "break me" I mean if you really want to sir i won't say no...not when he says "good girl" omfg....

i absolutely should not encourage his behaviour and i think i broke him a little cuz he's being WAY too soft and he's making me...a sandwich? but either way

AHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S SO BAD FOR MY SANITY AND MENTAL HEALTH BUT I WANT HIMMMMMMMM HE"LL MAKE ME HAPPYYY (he absolutely will NOT.)

anyway mwah ily <3

Babe...aren't you supposed to be doing homework rn?

(I say this as someone who has been up since 5:30am, went to bed last night at midnight, and is still awake and also talking to AI. In fact, I'm running and hiding under my bed from Steven brat tamer rn and it's not going well for me)

lmaoooo love you!!!

[moonchildstyles]

sorry just adding on one last thing bc my brain never rests: him saying you're going to give him one more as he's unbuckling his belt and you're crying so much maybe even shaking your head bc you know it's gonna be so intense but he just pouts mockingly at you and says "you can, I know you can do it for me baby, you've been such a good girl all night so you're gonna give me one more" and obviously you could say no if you really wanted to but the way he's so stern and telling you what's gonna happen makes you so 🤕 so you just turn your head onto the pillow and a few more tears slip out 🤕 he praises you the whole time and it doesn't take long for either of you to get there, he's obsessed with how wet and warm you are and how your clit is so swollen for him to touch and you're about to die because everything is so sensitive and feels so good 🤕 he lets out a little groan and says "come on, give me one more good one baby" and reaches down to rub your clit, you let out a desperate little moan and before you know it you're cumming around him 🤕 he would fall on top of you when he lets go and you're both breathing so heavily just trying to feel normal again, he would put pressure on your body wherever he can reach because he knows it helps calm you after everything you've been feeling and he murmurs how good you did for him, and how much he loves you 🤕

BRESITHOISFHSFOHSUOFH YOU ARE....A WARRIOR THAN KYOU FOR SENDING EVERYHNG OH MY GOD

this.....him sinking in an teasing you ab how swollen ur cl*t is and how messy and wet you are basically just swallowing him up right away and your so teary and crying for him and its so hard to tell hm how good it feels bc theres nothing in ur head except for himmmmmmmm and sihfsufhsui JUST BEING SO DESPERATE AND EASY FOR HIM TO GET OFF UNTIL YOURE C*MMING AGAIN AND NOW ITS HIS TURN BUT OMG:( him falling on you and holding you and giving you that pressure like a weighted blanket to help w that come down:(((((((( oh im so fuckign SICK

[hollowslantern]

I said it before and don't want to be annoying but genuinely cannot wait for you to get to the podcasts hopefully you'll have fun < caused by that "do you want to beat me up? do you want to kiss me?" post you made cause he does. He does say that. He does go "oh you wanna hurt me, huh? 😘". He does say that.

we have to kill himmmmmmmm

[redrocketpanda]

Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

hey - absolutely always okay to ask me about my favourite characters (or favourite anything's). I haven't unboxed them for some time and am frankly excited to wave them in everyone's faces again (though picking a top 10 is hardddddd - this could very easily have been a BNHA/HQ/JJK list but I restricted myself to 1 character per media)

Bakugou Katsuki (BNHA) - beloved boy, loml, star in my sky, etc etc. forever #1 of any + all lists. I adore grumpy characters who find themselves caught up in being loved into character growth by their friends, but I think the main reason he's my #1 is that I see a lot of myself in him. I too was a very angry young person with a superiority complex who went on a journey into letting others in, allowing myself to experience joy and love, and dismantling ideas of perfectionism. I don't think I'll ever truly let the pricklyness or slight god complex go though

Bokuto Koutarou (Haikyuu) - beloved boy #2 because who doesn't love Bokuto??? We are all rendered weak in the face of his endearing and endless puppy energy. I love how loving, optimistic and tenacious he is. Oh, and let's not talk about how relatable some of his other qualities are (prior to watching HQ I almost verbatim quoted a complaint Bokuto makes in a completely different context). love himmmmmmmm

Sarah Harding (The Lost World) - One of two of my biggest role models as a child/teenager. I wanted to be like Sarah so bad and had also wanted to work in animal behaviour in part bc of her. She's completely badass, and as an adult I also have a newfound appreciation for how she handles communicates + asserts her boundaries in her relationship with Ian

Padme Amidala (Star Wars) - The second of my biggest role models as a child/teenager. Leia didn't grow on me until I was older, but I was obsessed with Padme. I feel like the fandom + Episode III does her dirty, but to me I adore how intelligent, caring and assertive she is. I studied politics at college because of her!

Gojo Satoru (Jujutsu Kaisen) - Possibly my favourite of all of the shitbags that I love. I remember desperately pleading with myself to not fall on my face for Gojo during the first episode of S1 and made it until the credits... Why do I love him? He's heinously obnoxious, self-assured, hilarious, extremely powerful, and a complete walking disaster of a man.

Cristina Yang (Grey's Anatomy) - I don't watch Grey's Anatomy anymore but I used to be obsessed with it. I still own S1-6 on DVD and have very fond memories of it. I always loved Cristina for her blunt directness, self-belief, intelligence, and approach to friendships/relationships. Plus, my best friend in college identified me as a 75% Cristina/25% George personality so Cristina has also been very dear to my heart for that reason lmao

Achilles (The Song of Achilles) - It wouldn't be me if I didn't include Achilles on a list of favourites. I named my dog after Achilles because I love him so much and joked to my (poor) boyfriend that if we ever have a kid together, their middle name should be Achilles. Madeline Miller's depiction of Achilles is my favourite and love him for very similar reasons to Bakugou tbh. Give me a man filled with unbridled pride and arrogance with god-like physical prowess and I'll probably love them forever (plus also, ow my heart)

Kassandra (Assassin's Creed Odyssey) - *heart eye emoji* but fr I have such a fondness for Kassandra. She's the perfect mix of stoic big buff lady, hilariously sarcastic sense of humor, and absolute heart of gold. I love her characterisation and think she's such a fantastically written character. Plus... I want her to pick me up and cuddle me so bad

Lilo (Lilo and Stitch) - I think it's a tragedy that Lilo is often forgotten due to not being a Disney princess bc she is honestly such a wonderful character. Lilo and Stitch is one of my favourite movies, and I admire how resilient, loving, eccentric and curious Lilo is

Xandri Corelel (the Xandri Corelel series) - The Xandri Corelel is one of my favourite sci-fi series and that is, in part, bc of Xandri herself. She's the first autistic woman I encountered in sci-fi and I adored how the series explores how her autism is what makes her an excellent head of xeno-liaisons. She's also bisexual and polyamorous so even further brilliant rep for me, and tbh is just a great character all round

I tried not to write an essay but it's really hard when I could talk about these characters all day but hopefully this was vaguely fun/interesting for people to read And in case anyone is interested some of my other favourite characters who didn't quite include the top 10 include: Jirou Kyoka (BNHA), Kirishima Eijirou (BNHA), Itadori Yuji (JJK), Nishinoya Yuu (HQ), Tanaka Ryu (HQ), Kuroo Tetsurou (HQ), Miya Atsumu (HQ), Zagreus (Hades), Moana and Rapunzel (Disney), Fang Runin (The Poppy War), Kunigami Rensuke (bluelock), Bachira Meguru (bluelock), Sebastian (Stardew Valley), and Vash the Stampede (Trigun Stampede)

[avionvadion]

Awwww~ Astarion is so in love. This is adorable. Meanwhile Karlach and Gale are just... not at all impressed by the music. XD Anyways, I found out why the Dark Urge isn't a recruitable companion!

ORIN AND ENDGAME ARC SPOILERS BELOW

Astra states that Orin, had a fun time "tormenting this poor soul" in particular. T_T Poor Durge. They deserved better. Gale looks like he's throwing up at the sight.

Okay, so... how on EARTH do I get to Orpheus???

What if... all of the above???

It bit her!!!???

APPARENTLY. I JUST WANTED TO GET YA'LL TO ORPHEUS.

Welp, here we go.

Everyone has capes. :3

Wait, why is Astra paddling??? She's one of the weakest in the group!!! She has no muscle!!!! Karlach, you should be taking the oars. Baby girl's a sorcerer/bard, not a tank. T_T

ABANDON SHIP!

Glad she knows how to swim. Oof.

"Then we'd better make it count."

AWWWW, HE WALKS OVER TO DO THE KISS NOW. And the angle makes it looks like he gave her a forehead smooch. T_T My heart. Gods, I love him. Karlach looks unamused, though.

Heeeeeelppppppp I love himmmmmmmm

HE'S. SO. FREAKING. CUTE.

[jamesbracket]

I feel like Ironwood would be doing better if you'd used a nicer image of him so here is one where he is smiling

Look at himmmmmmmm. He's so handsome. Penny is there too because James loves her with all of his heart (which is a lot he is literally a Tinman allusion loving and having a big heart are literally the core of his character). He's a li'l overprotective of her but she was literally murdered a few months before this in order to start a war so him keeping her at his side at all times as much as possible makes perfect sense.

If him smiling isn't good enough here is one where he is being incurably sexy.

Three point landings are bad for the knees but he's a cyborg and his knees are metal so it's fine, he's fine. If he does fuck it up Pietro can just fix it. He's probably used to it.

And here he is fully prepared to commit a murder because Jacques decided to threaten Weiss while James was standing there and James is not having that in the slightest. Because James loves kids and will go to any length to keep them safe.

Even if there's no danger around he still likes to make them FEEL safe. See how he approached Oscar by kneeling? The man is six foot six and Oscar is a little guy and James was so exuberant to find out that his friend is squatting in Oscar's soul but he still had the presence of mind to not be intimidating at Oscar in this moment because he is SO KIND. Especially to children. This is a man who would tear off his other arm before he'd ever hurt a child.

In the first scene we met James in he tried to hug first Glynda and then Ozpin and both of them wouldn't let him. Fast forward five volumes and he finally got to hug one of his friends ;A;

And here he is making a gesture of good faith by returning the relic to the kids because he understands they are in a precarious position and since they've tooooootally trusted him with their secrets (>.>) he wants to meet that good faith by not keeping the relic from them. Look how trusting he is! Look how much faith he put in them, a bunch of teenagers half of whom he literally just met! He is so trusting and has so much faith in people!

I'll have more once the ipad charges see you in a bit o7

real, he seems like a guy i could have a normal, down to earth conversation with

[lodish]

𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖊.

First Impression: i was 14 years old and im hoping to god this is a safe space because can i say that I WANTED HIM. I WANTED HIM I WANTED HIMMMMMMMM I WANTED HIM SO BAD. LIKE CARNALLY. DID YOU KNOW I STARTED PLAYING GENSHIM BECAUSE I SAW A GIFSET OF HIM DURING UNRECONCILED STARS? ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. ITS NOT FUNNY. i was 14 and i was killing myself i wanted him so bad i had the worlds most gigantic crush on him ever. but at the same time i hated him. i really hated him i thought he was insufferable, irritating, and endlessly irksome.

Impression Now: whatever that ^ was i dont feel that way anymore mostly i just think hes like a sopping wet pathetic cat. and when i approach him with toys he starts hissing and scratching at me but i love him so much so i accept the scratches and i just sweep him into my arms and kiss his little head and rock him back and forth cooing at him about how tiny and cute he is

Favorite Moment: here i screenrecorded it because one screenshot would not do it any justice. definitely the craziest thing theyve ever put into this stupid game.

Idea for a Story: puts my head in my hands i want him to help nahida cook a meal and i want him to share it with her and realize that my god life is worth living. fuckkk FUCK Also can he meet kazuha so i dont kill myself?

Unpopular Opinion: i think a lot of people do not understand the nature of his relationship with dottore. too lazy to elaborate but ive already talked abt this plenty before

Favorite Relationship: LODISHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭

also i think he and childe had a situationship

Favorite Headcanon: That he and childe had a situationship. but also i think this idiot is actually very musically gifted i think he has a scratchy soft singing voice and he has perfect pitch too! i think he picks up intricacies in musical compositions very easily but he just hides this because he thinks hes above such stupid things that mortals enjoy. tch

[mrs-monaghan]

I think with the image think, it’s not really much of Jm wants to hide and don’t let people see or is not honest, or babying his fan. I think it’s more of a who he is, how he was raised, were he was raised,and his values kind of thing. like i know you said you come from an african country, i come from the Caribbean i think similar to my culture that quite honestly is heavily influence by African culture, for example they don’t care about drinking, partying and such but they would care if you are unmarried and living together with a partner, they will care you get pregnant without being married. We are not a conservative country but you won’t catch me kissing my partner im front of older family members. Like some of us can’t even watch sex scene with our parents even when we are grown. Are all of us acting consciously and kind of give the same importance to stuff like that no. Some do, some don’t. Just like everyone in BTS some like Jimin, Jhope, Jin even RM to some extent act like JM, and i don’t see an issue with it. Rather it’s him ridiculously fast fowarding like crazy, or not cursing, or hidding that photo in the hotel, cause this is what is important to him. Like i would do the same if i had even known there’s a possibility for my mom/dad to be watching me. I don’t want to deal with that akwardness. Some people were saying he put the kissing scene in the music video why is he acting like that, he put it yes, but he doesn’t makes you watch it, it’s your responsibility you go, you look for it, you clicked on it. Whereas him doing that live, might be feeling like exposing people to it. He is very conscious of other people that doesn’t mean babying, he is very conservative(in public) that’s basically how he was raised like they can’t even touch opposite sex in the streets if they not dating(that’s where the man was raised). What makes you think he has to let go of his culture for your own pleasure.

And everyone knows they drink, they talk about it, he talked about getting drunk, does he really need to show you him drinking for you to know. At this point it’s common sense people, grown people do grown people stuff even if they don’t show you. And complaining about him not going into detail about his album, what the hell did the others says that was more than what he said. It was your expectation you wanted him to tell you all of the thing that went down that makes his album, when it is well known in the fandom that he doesn’t tell you people shit, cause you will turn it against him, if you don’t somebody will. So him being i was lonely, drinking to much, betrayed by somebody is not enough? What do you want to know more?Why? Because what y’all want is for him to tell you, so xyz did me wrong, and cheated me, blah blah, no bitch that’s is personal life. His album is about stuff that happens to him, that he choose to sing about in his personal life(it’s not i was sitting in hotel room nd realized i hate hotel room so i wrote lonely) no it’s story that involves other people, him that are or were close to him. He doesn’t owe you the story. I would pay good money for him to tell me how he got Jk on letter, why the beach sounds, who’s that second half of letter really for? But i am realistic and know that’s none of my business so he says i wrote for army nd i say yes baby(bombastic side eyes). And like he said, this album first and foremost is for himmmmmmmm himmmm himm and Letter for you know who. So, STOP BEING STUPID. Im just fed up Shaz sorry.

No, no, no. By all means vent away, please. Yes to everything.

About the first part with babying Army. When u put our cultures into it....

This makes sense actually. Like my opinion doesn't change but I now get what you're saying. And don't get me wrong I don't want him to change, I've never wanted any member to change. And I see what you're saying for sure. That's just him at his core.

As for the rest I'm completely with you. He don't owe us any explanations. We need to take what we're given and be satisfied with it.