#AND A JOB

[deus-sema]

What if.......Bill Skarsgård in an accurate, or as accurate as it can get, Vlad the Impaler biopic?

[trixr4kidzz]

That little blond freak

[altcvnningham]

lovely user who sent me frank woods request....... hold my hand

[ezrisdax-archive]

my new years resolution is the same it's been for the past few years. reluctantly live, bitch.

[wheelercurse]

every time someone complains how it would be bad if Mike is gay homosexual gay, it’s more likely that it would happen because of karma.

[vegaistrying]

Third time is the charm?

The Charm farm in the end of spring one

So, I just finished Spring in my third attempt to complete the Community Center in Year One! This time things are going a bit smoother, finally had some luck and on day 3 the Red Cabbage showed up in the Merchant and day 8 a fairy made some just planted stuff get ready, which allowed me to get the Coop going very early. I didn't forget about the trees this time and decided to wait until Summer 15 to try and get them cheap with the Merchant and on the 28th I got the Pomegranate one for 4500g! No luck with the Apple Sapling yet tho

On this note, I'm hoping to get the Rabbit's Foot and a Truffle from the Merchant as well because 8k on a rabbit and 16k on a pig is way too expensive for this challenge, and overall imo. The pig I get because Truffles are very worth it in the long run, but I really don't get rabbits besides them being cute. Will I get one in the future? Yes since this is a completionist farm, but if I can avoid paying for them now, I will.

Not that getting money is hard, last try I was able to easily get fully upgraded Barn with 2 pigs and a Big Coop full of ducks by half of Autumn at the same time that I finished the Vault, I just really don't feel like fishing that much if I don't have to lol. So I will wait for the Truffle and Rabbit's Foot until Autumn 10, which should be enough to get the items in time.

I have a bit of a pet peeve with the rabbit because on my first try at this challenge I didn't make it in time because of it. I bought the damn rabbit at the last days of Autumn, after the foot not showing up in the Merchant for 2 whole seasons (making it 3 by the end of Winter), it matured early Winter but didn't drop the item in time even with the required friendship. On day 2, Spring 2 the rabbit dropped it. I was so pissed and burntout (me and my cat where super sick so playing was an hyperfocus to scape anxiety, which meant unhealthy amounts of hours played) I wasn't able to play the game for 6 months after. So yeah, I will not take much chances this time.

Back to the current run, this is how thing are going! I love having the spreadsheet to help organize my thoughts, even if soma stuff (like the fish and trees) are a bit messy lol

So latter today I will begin the summer. The plan is to focus on the tools upgrades to be able to get into the Secret Woods and take that Fiddlehead Fern, and also get the dirt space of the farm clean and covered with sprinklers so I have more free time in Autumn to get all the money and stuff I need to fully upgrade the House, Coop and Barn.

Really feeling more confident in this run and exited to finish this challenge and start the less strict completionist stuff. After some painfully frustrating stuff that happened in my life this week I really can take a win in the silly farming game that I love so much to make me feel better.

Thanks for reading this far <3

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[jakeperalta]

saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....

what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations