#AMERICAN PSYCHOPATH

[lessoneislessthannow]

"WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME "

[vizjpmdose]

Tate, Kai, and James being the definition of hot in PSYCHOTIC

[american-satan]

[evanpetersbf]

angels have blue hair 💙🤡

[moonshadowslament]

bro is preparing for the best monologue in film history

[antigonenikk]

there isnt even anything mentally wrong with tyrell wellick…. hes just swedish. swedish men are all just sort of like that 💖

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

I would like to share with you a story from my time at Yonsei University in South Korea:

The Americans arrived about 4-5 days early, giving everyone a few schedule-free days to deal with jetlag and get acclimated before our Korean roommates arrived.

First semester, I had issues with my roommates keeping the room insanely hot (like, they kept the room so hot that laptops would overheat), mainly via the floor heater. My roommates had more flaws than good points and were actually banned from the program for academic reasons.

All I was told about second semester was that they actually put special focus on who my roommates would be, as a sort of apology for how bad mine were.

So, second semester, my first roommate arrives, a small and adorably doll-like girl whose English name was Sophia. Sweet, cute, almost cartoonishly high-pitched voice. She comes in and in the most angelic tone goes "Do you like it hot or cold?" I answered cold, and she grinned and said "Me too!" and walked over to the coil where the floor heater connected to power, slammed her designer stiletto heel into it so hard the whole thing dented at a right angle, and destroyed that thing, never to work again.

Then very sweetly and just as cheerfully said "Oops! It was like that when we both arrived :)"

And like, yeah, sure, whatever you say, psychopath who is now sleeping 3 feet from my skull.

Sophia had arrived early, the other 2 roommates were coming the next morning, and so we go to bed about an hour after meeting.

At 2 in the morning, I wake up to feel someone touching me. Sophia was pulling my blankets up to my chin (they'd apparently fallen when I rolled over). In a white nightgown with long black hair obscuring her face, illuminated only by a sliver of light through the curtains like a demon from a horror movie.

And in her sweet, high-pitched Poppy Playtime kind of doll-like voice she sing-songs "Sssh~ Go to sleep~~~"

I have never gone

from 97% asleep

to so very wide awake

so quickly

in my entire life.

[rgrdsalxndra]

Olivia Benson in Therapy or with a Therapist

[polishchuk]

[111girlie]

Is he really hot or juste a psycho ?

[karasukarei]

Daily questions 9 - 💙Umemiya Hajime💙 (3 of 7)

Q: What's your favourite condiment?

A: I like sauce on sunny-side-up eggs!

[dystopicbrain]

— American Psycho 2 (2002)

[satans-lil-d3mon]

[american-satan]

[sluggy-little-dude]

Guys how come nobody told me American Psycho(book) would be about a psychopath. There’s blood and bad words :(

[ironictalesofficial]

But like, not really.