#The Punch List

[rgrdsalxndra]

Olivia Benson in Therapy or with a Therapist

[muncysvelasco]

Velasco petting the dog made me so happy for some reason

[thecoolsquirrel]

timeskip (?) 🥺

[likeprongstostars]

hey could you recommend me some of your favourite jegulus fics :)

cant believe you are actually making me do this i have like a hundred but here are some that stayed with me

Although the Wind by pastapug

Winterlude by otrtbs

Youngblood by rweoutofthewoods

Soliloquies by staringathesun

light as a ghost (on my mind you weigh the most) by static_radio

A Full Guide to Gardening for Amateurs by aphrsditea

i fell hard (in your arms tonight) by grimjobs <- makes me sob like a child because it told me all of my problems in my face

blood on my shirt, heart in my hand by xjustakay <- half of the hits on this fic are me

Lume, Lume by loonfrommay <- something about james potter here makes me...

[indigowallbreaker]

In before the update tomorrow

Here are my predictions/wishlist Stardew Valley 1.6 update! These range from "could happen" to "just let me dream":

Children aging past toddlerhood; gain ability to change their outfits

Another set of romanceable NPCs (eyeing Sandy and the Wizard particularly)

More post-marriage dialogue/events. Like an anniversary date

Festivals changing as the years go on. For example: after getting 8 hearts with Sam, Abigail, and Sebastian, maybe their band plays at the Stardew Valley Fair; the governor brings his wife to the Luau the year after you make the soup taste Delish

The ability to properly befriend certain NPCs like Marlon and Gunther

Separate screen to keep track of farm animals, similar to villager screen in the menu (helpful to me when I play a file I haven't logged into in a while and discover after 3 in-game days that I have sheep)

Non-binary farmer option

Please let me interact with the stuff in the community center I spent my whole file trying to fix

NPCs will repeat dialogue to you after you've spoken to them already during a festival to avoid the creepy situation of wandering around an event and not being able to speak with anyone like they've suddenly become statues and you're the only living thing left in town

Other bachelors/bachelorettes getting together after you're married (little bit of the old Harvest Moon rival system)

More NPCs that move to town the longer you live there, like Kent arriving in Year 2

Morris shows up every once in a while after you complete the Center just so you can appreciate how much you ruined this man's whole life. Or he experiences Growth from being in the Valley, whichever

Heart events occurring more than once. For example: replaying Abigail and Sebastian's gaming/RPG heart events; Leah can hold more than one art show to sell exclusive art; Elliot will have a new book for you to hear an excerpt from every year or so; help Penny teach the kids again; etc.

More ways to increase max health

Could I have a birthday please Mr. Ape ;_;

Fix the "Leek Surprise Gift" cutscene unlocked after Evelyn's special request so that I don't wanna crack George over the head afterwards just because I picked the dialogue option that would give his poor wife credit

Make George Nice To His Wife Every Once In A While patch

Option to fist fight certain villagers, either instigated by them when their friendship gets too low or instigated by you if you've just always hated them and wanna do something about it

At 10 hearts Jodi runs away to travel with Emily and Haley's parents because apparently no one on that street actually wanted to be a parent

Give me ten good reasons Willy can't adopt me

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

Serendipity should be required viewing material before anyone tries to analyze Homestuck; not only is John Cusack a universal constant, but the themes and vibes of Serendipity are so fundamentally woven into Homestuck's DNA that several of Serendipity's thesises and conversations could be lifted directly from one to the other.

In particular, the way Serendipity utilizes coincidence and circumstantially simultaneous events in order to suggest - nay, decree - that the two leads belong together, is highly reminiscent of the way Hussie uses foreshadowing, and not just for romantic couples. It's also a major window into the ultimate stance Homestuck takes with regard to romance, fate, and destiny, and also more specifically, a really good look at Karkat's own personal philosophies of romance. There's a running theme in his movies of meeting someone that perfectly matches your freak, someone you don't ever need to compromise yourself around, who brings out the best in you.

Also, some of yall need to watch a shitty romcom every once in a while and develop some emotions

[kastillia]

[kolomo]

Assigning reasons and responsibility to strength is what those who are weak do. Quit making yourself feel better by spouting bullshit.

[ivanttakethis]

IVANTILL TOP 3??? HELLO????

[joyisoverparty]

“When we fight… we face our enemy head-on. And when we take their life, we look them in the eye. With courage and respect. This is what makes us samurai.”

GHOST OF TSUSHIMA (2020) dev. SUCKER PUNCH

joy’s never ending list of games [3/?]

[cheese-water]

Tina’s pov of purgatory 1 is required reading for fans of ALL teams. So many iconic moments (making the tea originally for Bagi, eating maggots in the snow, taking charge and hiding with Missa and Rivers when Bolas was hunting for easy pickings, her entire conversation with Mariana, her ongoing hatred of Fit, scary dog privileges, the rivalry with Cellbit, GG ninja’s betrayal, I COULD KEEP GOING) are integral to understanding not just SoulFire but purgatory as a whole, all found in her streams.

Plus, the after purgatory party segments hold a special place in my heart. The meta conversations with Tubbo and Bad over what it was like being the most hated team and how it felt for Bad being “the most hated player.” Then later with everyone in the call just playing games while Tina draws the SoulFire co-leaders or joins in herself. The vibes are fantastic and were a great cooldown after the high stress event. I can’t recommend her pov enough.

[laufire]

if huntress shoots batman with an arrow that's on him. she caught HIM slipping.

[muncysvelasco]

Watching the new svu and seeing a place that I actually recognize is so shocking

[pumpkinrootbeer]

no change in the movies pisses me off more than them having peeta just scream "ur all gonna die!!!1!1" at the camera with the hard cut to haymitch going "that was a warning (empath)" when in the book it was peeta struggling to even get the warning out and literally everyone in 13 expect haymitch and katniss going "wtf did he mean by that he can't be trusted" to which haymitch had to desperately plead with coin to listen to the warning, because that's obviously what is was, and none of them know peeta except for him and katniss

Like as unintentionally funny as the scene in the movie is it wasn't even a moment in the books that makes haymitch seem all that clever, like they try to spin in it the movie, it was just him knowing and trusting peeta. It was a testiment to his love for the kid, not anything else ughhfhfjkdkdkf

[a-resplendent-mushroom]

rewatching your favorite movies from your childhood when you're old enough to actually recognize actors is so weird because like. what do you mean adam sandler played dracula in hotel transylvania. what do you MEAN victor is voiced by johnny depp in corpse bride. wHAT DO YOU MEAN HUGH JACKMAN IS THE EASTER BUNNY IN RISE OF THE GUARDIANS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

[tonitheloftwing]

Hey so you know that Pokemon divorce tier list that’s going around

(The SPO fighters, Pizza Pasta, and Kid Quick were all ranked on vibes so be kind 2 me)