#ALSO ITS ALPHONZE. ITS FUCKING ALPHONZE

[okcoolthanks]

GOESS WHO GETS TO DRAW ONE OF THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FOR A RP BLOG OF THAT CHARACTER‼️‼️‼️

[nathsolkyoako]

I think I figured out how to do this so bablam chapter 3 is out‼️‼️go read it or smth

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

get peer reviewed idiot!!!!!! im fucking shattered over ur tags!!!!!!!!!

anyway nhw virion has ram's revolvers. if u even care.

[justa-moth]

this is an incredibly niche thing that will appeal to maybe like one other jrwi fan, but:

what crew i think various riptide characters would be on if they were tech theatre kids

because why not :]

Jay: - oh Set Crew for SURE dude - shes the head carpenter - she knows how to use every tool in the shop - she's the one helping the newbies learn said tools - she'll yell at you to be safe but also do the worlds most unsafe things - she probably gets thrown on fly rail alot and is bitter about it because she'd rather move stuff on stage

Chip: - Set - Now he might not be great at it - but he would just really enjoy using the power tools - (and Jay would be on his ass about it constantly because he is Not safe like at ALL) - he probably gets put on like the super heavy set piece for a scene change and will do nothing but complain about it

Gillion: - ok this one was hard - i dont think hes set crew - but i do think hes usually been crowned the official Heavy Set Piece Mover - just because hes the theatres resident Strong Man - honestly i think he's scared of most of the power tools tbh jhkfsdjhk - he's probably just general stage crew, aka just the jack of all trades guy that any of the crews can use if they need an extra hand - (however he never helps any of the crews that require like a steady hand, like makeup, costume, or props, just bc of how big and clunky he is hjkfsdjkh)

Queen: - probably props or makeup/costume - theyre utterly terrified of ANY power tools and will avoid the shop like the PLAGUE - she probably really enjoy just sitting and working on small details for props while they blare music - (she is also the person in the theatre with the BEST music tastes, literally the best rehearsal playlist) - you look away from queen for maybe an hour and he will come back with the most intricate and beautifully designed prop - and it ends up having maybe 5 seconds of screen time and will have to get deconstructed once shows over

Gryffon: - okay so he's the guy that everyone thought would be the resident strong man when he joined the theatre. - and while technically he is, this poor man finds a way to break fucking anything - working on a set piece? it will crumble when he walks in the room. - working on lighting? they lamps will explode - he's the murphys law man. if anything could go wrong, it Will if he's in the room - its gotten to the point where every show the theatre does a ritual to the Theatre Gods in hopes that gryffon's powers of Pure Destruction may be nullified long enough for them to actually get shit done - he probably just gets put on fly rail because thats the only thing he hasn't managed to break

Alphonze: - Lighting / Sound for SURE - i would trust this man to operate the board - he's literally a god at programming cues, hes always on time - he cuts the mic out the SECOND the actor leaves the stage, he gets mic problems fixed INSTANTLY - if somethings wrong with a light, he IMMEDITAELY knows how to fix it - he is essentially the Antichrist to gryffon's destructive power - its the Theatre Superstition that if Alphonze and Gryffon are in the same room for too long it'll cause a singularity

Lizzie: - Set or maybe even Stage Manager - she's probably stage manager, but like only hangs out with techies - because being in the room with the cast and their songs for too long makes her just actually wanna die - shes super chill, but then tech week hits and she means BUISNESS - her ass gets things DONE - they could be in any stage of the creative process, and lizzie will find a way to speedrun it in the best and most efficient way possible

Caspian: - Makeup / Costume - like i imagine him helping people do their makeup in the dressing rooms before show - he would also be that one poor head costume manager helping the main character with the worlds most stressful quick change - or the poor mf who has to speed safety pin someones clothes together because it ripped mid performance

Marshal John: - literally THE set guy, aside from Jay - you need something heavy moved quickly? get john - power tools broken? get john - literally any problem that could easily be solved by a Big Strong Man? john. - he, like gillion, is the other Resident Strong Guy - however all prop people know to never get NEAR him, because this poor man has a way of literally just breathing on a prop and causing it to shatter - he's just big and clunky and can't handle delicate things

Drey and Finn: - the resident Uncles of the theatre - they don't work there - but theyre there to support their Kids TM - drey probably donates random pieces of furniture to the set department - and finn makes BANGER meals for the crew when it gets closer to performance - and they work like 12+ hours without eating - finn will MAKE SURE these poor kids get their nutriants

Earl: - in the same vein, he's also just one of the resident Uncles - once before a performance earl didn't make them juice - and literally Everything went wrong - so now everyone is convinced that Earl's juice is Magical and Blessed - and if the theatre doesn't get blessed by his juice, everyone fears for their life - Earl uses this to his advantage, and will actively threaten people to drink his juice by saying like "if you don't drink this i'll make sure that chandelier breaks right before the finale!!" - and the poor set crew kids just start SWEATING

[starboy-acer]

“get him back!” [Chip JRWI x You!]

(this is the "slightly spicy" one. basically im just being more detailed abt kissing instead of just saying "passionately" or some bs like that)

(very slight spoiler warning for a mention of jazz and mid-later game crew members)

you chug back another shot of vodka and slam the glass down on the bar. you look back at the barkeep who just gives you a slightly disappoint sigh and tops off your drink.

"don't look at me like that. at least i'm paying, plenty of people here wouldn't. given that this is outlaw land, after all." your words slur together slightly. you're not completely drunk, but definitely tipsy.

your reasoning for trying to drown out your sorrows with liquor are complicated. complicated just like your relationship with chip. you aren't exactly dating, but there's no denying the feelings between you two. you can't tell if its actually love or just some sort of lust or passion for him, and chip can't tell what his feelings are for really anyone. all you know is you get extremely jealous on your adventures whenever chip tries to pick up women, and then you heave a sigh of relief whenever he inevitably fails. whenever jazz had flirted with chip after that whole fight between the crews and the giant sea monster, you almost punched him in the face. and by him, you definitely mean chip, not jazz.

you're fairly new to the crew so its difficult to say anything about your feelings for chip. you don't know much about his life; you don't even know his last name. you just know that you have a soft spot for funny, cocky men. it also doesn't help that whenever you're alone, things get a little tense.

for example, the night before you got to land, you and chip were alone together on the deck, except for alphonze. you were just talking about the most random stuff. chip was talking to you about his new found power of "hot hands" and talking about going "hot mode". you made a joke that he's always in hot mode. he didn't get it, so you clarified that it's because he's attractive. just like a romcom, the ship hit a wave that made you slip and fall into him. you both fell with you on top of him and turned bright red, but you didn't move immediately. chip didn't say anything, he just kissed you. it wasn't the first time you guys had kissed. however, last time you were drunk. the time before that, chip was drunk. this time, you were both sober. you definitely knew it wasn't a completely thought-out action from him as he is prone to impulsiveness, but you definitely didn't care. i'm sure he could tell that you didn't care because you ran your hands up his arms as he snaked his hands around your waist and pulled you as close to him as possible. you're sure it would've gone further if it wasn't for alphonze chastising you two and telling you to go to bed. "and go to SEPERATE beds." he had emphasized. the next morning, he didn't say anything about it and just went off with jay and gillion to do whatever it was they were doing there while you went to the nearest hotel, book a room, then headed to a tavern.

you had noticed chip walk into the tavern alone a few minutes ago. whatever the captains had to do here, it didn't take but around two hours. you assumed that jay and gillion were off doing their own thing, and chip hadn't noticed you yet. he walked around, got a quick drink, and then was approached by a beautiful dark elf woman. you had to refrain from squeezing the glass so hard that it broke.

being a wizard, you knew how to fuck with them without being caught, but you decided against it for now. instead, you just listened in to their conversation from afar.

"i haven't seen you around here at all," the dark elf said to him while touching his arm and running her fingers along his firey tattoo. "nice tattoo, where'd ya get it?"

"ah, just someplace. somewhere. not important! i'm chip, what's your name?"

"zidara. nice to meet you, chip. very nice to meet you."

"zidara..." he dragged out the name and smiled. "gorgeous name for a gorgeous lady."

"aw, you flatter me. what are you in town for?"

the conversation continued on. it was incredibly boring for you. it was just small talk and exchanging compliments. the moment you started really paying attention was when she started playing with his hair and getting all up on him, and he wasn't denying her. you had to play your cards right here. you didn't want to piss off chip, but you wanted to get her away from him. you decided to discreetly cast telekinesis and just push her back ten feet. the dark elf was ripped from chip's arms and as she let out a yelp, chip looked around for the caster. he locked eyes with you and you simply waved. his eyebrows furrowed as he turned back to the dark elf and pulled her up. he apologized and claimed he didn't know what happened. he turned her around so that her back was to you and he could see you. he caressed her face. you couldn't tell what was being said, but there wasn't much before he kissed her. his other hand wrapped around her waist and you saw him flip up his middle finger at you from behind the elf's back.

you stood up from the bar and went up to a guy who had hit on you moments before chip walked in. you talked him up. it wasn't exactly hard to talk him up either. you were gorgeous and he was tipsy. it didn't take long before you were able to get him to kiss you, but before his lips even touched yours, you were getting pulled away.

"hey, what the fuck?" you yelled as you turned to look at who was pulling you. it was none other than chip, the bastard that just made a whole scene to piss you off. he didn't say a word as he dragged you outside to a more secluded place by the tavern. he let you go and you turned to him.

"what the hell, chip. what was that?"

"i was getting you away from him." chip replied. "i could tell you weren't into him. you just wanted to piss me off."

"no shit, sherlock. you kissed that elf just to piss me off!"

chip crossed his arms and looked down at you (he's a good few inches taller). "that's different."

"literally, no it isn't. that guy was hitting on me just like five minutes before you walked in."

"how long have you been there?!"

"none of your business, chip."

"it is my business. you are my business."

"oh, really? and why is that, chip? i definitely didn't feel like your business when you blew me off this morning."

"last night was a mistake and you know that."

"didn't feel like a mistake when your hands almost wandered under my shirt."

chip scoffed. "you're the one who had their hands feeling up my arms."

"i think having hands on your arms is not near as intimate as having someone's hands on your bare back."

"you're being impossible right now."

"I'M BEING IMPOSSIBLE?!" you chuckled. "oh, that's rich. that's actually insane."

"you're being crazy! you're expecting shit to happen from a few accidents."

"i cannot stress this enough, but i do not think that having your tongue in my mouth or hands all over my body is an ACCIDENT."

chip just scoffed again and looked off to the side. you decided to press further. "why are you so afraid of admitting that we like each other? things would be so much easier if you did."

"i have my fucking reasons, okay." chip sighed. "listen, i'm sorry. my reasons for pushing you away are irrelevant. i shouldn't have even done it in the first place. i do like you, i really do."

"you have a pretty shit way of showing it."

"i haven't actually shown it at all. i'm very good at showing it when i do."

"yeah, i'm sure." you said with obvious sarcasm. it's not that you didn't believe him, it's that you wanted him to show you. you wanted to know what he meant by that. chip raised an eyebrow at you. before he could speak, you suggested that you go back to the hotel where the crew is and to get some rest, as it's late, and you can talk when everyone heads to bed. you didn't want to continue this conversation around anyone else because whether it went bad or good, you didn't want anyone else around to hear it.

you both walked silently to the hotel where the crew was gathered in the lobby. the lobby here was a big meeting spot for guests at the hotel, perfect for your large crew. gryffon had already headed to bed and alphonze was out doing maintenance on the ship, and earl was out buying more fruit. it was just jay, gillion, ollie, and queen left in the lobby. jay was messing around with some contraption of hers with ollie with gillion and queen were trying to make a song. jay waved at you when you walked in and gillion called chip over for some input on their song. you told everyone that you were going to head to bed and what room you were in, just in case anyone needed you. when you got to your room, you changed into some more comfortable clothes. right before you could get in bed, chip barged in and walked over to you. he pulled you close to him and just said, "this is me showing you that i like you," before kissing you.

one hand was on your hip, pulling you into him, while the other was tangled in your hair and holding your head in place. your wrapped your arms around his neck as you turned and fell onto the bed. chip's coat quickly started to get in the way, so he pulled away for a moment. he smiled and looked down at you below him before throwing his coat out of the way and smashing his lips back into yours. his hands quickly began to wander as they ran down your side and tugged at the bottom of your shirt before sliding up and under it. your hands ran up his back. your hands were cold as they naturally were, but his body was warm. it was a nice sensation to both of you. chip's leg split yours apart and rest just between them so that he could get more comfortable as he pulled away from your face and kissed your cheek, then your jawline, all the way down to your neck. you breathed out softly as he kissed your neck and gasped when he lightly bit you. he just laughed and looked up at you. you rolled your eyes and he kissed your cheek and then your lips again.

before anything else could happen, jay and gillion kicked down the door. "I KNEW THERE WAS SOME EVIL HAPPENING HERE!" gillion yelled while pointing at you two before he realized what was happening. "wait. WHAT?!"

chip scrambled to get his coat and cleared his throat. "gillion, jay. what are you two doing here. this isn't your room."

"this isn't yours either!" gillion said while looking between you and chip.

jay very quickly noticed a red mark on your neck from where chip had bit you and laughed. "don't get too rowdy in here. we have things to do tomorrow. let's go, gill."

"DON'T DO ANY EVIL. I WILL KNOW!" he said as jay dragged him out of your room. chip then promptly went to the door, locked it, and threw his coat to the side.

you yawned as you walked out to the lobby where the rest of the crew was having breakfast. you went and sat beside chip and he kissed you on the cheek before handing you some food. you noticed that everyone was staring at you and you looked up at them. jay was giggling, gillion's jaw was hitting the floor, and ollie was looking at chip and then at you.

"why does your neck have purple spots?" ollie asked while pointing at your neck. you almost spit out your juice.

"i'm sorry? what?"

earl spoke up. "ya got hickies! nasty kids..."

you looked over at chip and he was just smiling and enjoying his food. you promptly slapped the back of his head and he burst out into laughter.

"what are hickies?" ollie asked earl. earl opened his mouth to speak, but gillion held a sword to him.

"do not speak of this evil to the young boy. chip, you are a bad father."

"HEY!"

[nathsolkyoako]

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[s0lar-ch3ri]

aw your so sweet :3 let me just stab you deeper yayyyyy (spoilers again yipee)

i wonder how chip felt when there were times that gill took a spot light and the town seemed to just remember my boy gilly (im sorry i have to be funny its in my contract). like he mentions in the ep 84 fight that the people "looked at him with admiration" but they really didnt. chip had done a stupid and was a mega bastard, trying to ask for money from these saved people as reward for their heroics, and they were disgusted by his actions (he rolled very low, a nat 1 i think actually). we've seen times where chip just tries to see if "hey, did they remember me" even if they werent like on their side or smth. a fire can only burn so bright when extinguished under the waves, but that doesnt mean the crew doesnt see how hard chip has worked. its seen pretty clear to me (even during close to the beginning of this all) that chip hates the idea of being forgotten, or maybe just plain useless. that would add a bit to why he was such a bitch and so irrational its pain to hear sometimes. idk its thoughts

also i think hes tryna be strong rn for ollie (rn= around eps 93-95, i forgor which exactly im at) because like, this shit is a lot. gills having nightmares again (aka he has to worry about how his friend is going through what he did which he must hate), alphonze is kinda fucking dead, their ship is dying causing gill to have to overwork just to keep them afloat, their food supply and gold is mostly/all gone, and now the kid hes known and grown close to for months (for context, ollie was first introduced in episode fucking SEVENTEEN.) is going home and on one hand hes happy, this is what ollie deserves. ollie deserves a normal life (maybe hell forget this in 10 years chip slightly hopes) without monsters and death, just him and his mom happy. but on the other hand hes a greedy sinner at heart and wishes he could be ollies dad more. maybe he sorta wishes they never went to zero (ollie probably felt that way for a hot second maybe) again so they could travel the seas together. however, this is oliver, not the poor homeless orphan boy arlin found. he has a place to go and a parent to look out for him. all chip really was at best was either a babysitter or brother (which honestly means more to ollie then chip understands). and its one of those times once again chip has to come to terms with the fact that he cant relive his childhood, the repetition of events hasnt been gifted to him from destinys hands to play with. hes just mortal and ollies not him. but yeah chip must so hardly want to sob but if he breaks now hes not sure he'll be able to (or even want to) pick the pieces back up and build himself back up again

short ramble (compared to my other ones) cause i wanna sleep tonight anyways enjoy pain and i hope to haunt you deeply

thinking about him (spoilers for jrwi)

thinking about how in atleast 2 scenarios chip has blamed himself more then needed, first with ollie ("i took him from his home") then with gillion ("i gave him the card") and each time he tried to put on a confident face but really it ate away at him inside.

thinking about how gillion is constantly taking on responsibility and chip canonically sees gillion as inspiration (humble beginnings, bizly says the inspo from the future is from gillion tidestrider) and its not like he only takes some blame but usually its all the blame because gillion knows how to acknowledge his faults somewhat.

thinking about how chip takes promises ever so seriously (ie, not even doing simple lies after promising gill that he wouldnt) yet hes such an example of "change doesnt happen overnight" and how he acts can be directly or indirectly related to past adventures and/or trauma (probably even how he copes is atleast somewhat connected to the guy he killed under price).

thinking about how chip grew up looking up to arlin and seeing what a great example of pirates the black rose were and trying to be something atleast somewhat great and feeling like he failed when hes the only one on deck with somewhat an idea of what a pirate is.

thinking about how chip would lie to protect his friends yes but became a lying machine to protect himself before and hid his intents because while he can absolutely trust his crew his instinct is too not because he got used to being on his own and putting himself first and now hes around people (mostly gill) who put themselves before him to help protect him.

thinking about how easily gillion made friends with people on islands and eventually it rubbed onto chip too (ie: gryffin, felipe, etc) as he unlearned the idea that hes alone in a cruel world that only exists to make him suffer and theres a light in everyones life that makes it even just slightly better, no matter the background (main example is gill again).

thinking about how much gillion is willing to sacrifice for his friends and when felipe wanted to stab him every night, it was chip who tried to talk sense into gill because he cares for gillion and (most likely) was worried that felipe may be lying about healing and may full on kill him.

and all these thoughts (and more) make me feel so much when they found the empty rowboat with nothing but ashes and a fiendish smell and gillion starts blaming himself so chip grabs his shoulders and says "its not your fault, you werent the one who made him grab the card" because somewhere in my heart it feels like maybe chip isnt just talking to gill but to the part of himself that keeps on trying to hold onto every wrong hes done, every sin that keeps him up at night, every lie that is amplified in his skull, that he deserves forgiveness and not everything in the world lays on his shoulders.

and with these thoughts, one more comes to mind: chip and gillion are so similar in backgrounds and morals and thats why theyre the ones that break each others walls and misunderstand each other and fight because they probably dont even fucking see it.

[s0lar-ch3ri]

IVE BEEN POLITELY PEER REVIEWED LETS GO THROUGH MORE!!!

im gonna fucking start with the pd riptide cross over shit btw cause i can

first off grizzly and goobleck are sorta all knowing, tjhe only concious one for it always is goobleck (fully aware this is a different world and shit) while grizz is kinda unconious about it (where a battle or lore event would happen, he starts being more to the side and like dm sorta mode), neither can tell anyone else what they know and yes this does mean grizz knows dakota is played by him he doesnt know how to feel about it

i think its funny that maybe ollie was the first to find out the 3 wild rat children (dakota william and vyncent) were superheroes and didnt tell his captains because he didnt see it as abnormal or whatever??

(oh yeah ollie still calls them his captains)

even during big big fights with heroes and villains, the shop always remains "strangely" untouched (pd just dont let shit go over there)

for a while prime trio (what im calling them fuck how they have the same exact name as their campaign name /j) thought people with powers were secretive...then they walked into the bakery and theres a fish man in the back

albatrio have a favorite great! gill likes alphonz (paladin guy), jay likes ram (gunslinger cowboy dude), and while chip finds min (magical girl wizard and my fav of them all) super cool, strider (rogue guy) is a close second. oh and oliver doesnt have a favorite because all of vyncent is perfect to him.

okay so pd spoilers from here on out so yeah

before ashe's possession they took him to the bakery and when they saw ashes book gillion told him they too had a book of the damned

chip and will compare experiences with being deceased

(unrelated but CONDI AND CHARLIE HAVE BEEN DOING DND TOGETHER FOR 5 YEARS?? learnt this from a sneeg vod rn and im going kinda wild)

they started getting worried when the prime trio stopped showing up for a bit, and then they heard word of what happened with overlord and went "oh my gillions mommies whats fucking going on", so yeah

since the albatrio get customers of all kinds, william stops by often to see if he can get more info. most often will stopped by was during the 10 month timeskip, hed be there like every day trying to see if maybe tide came over or smth (and also because pasteries would help him feel closer to vyncent and shit)

jay does tinkering a lot like in canon, but its mostly with vyncents shit because he doesnt really know much on how his tech works so he wouldnt mind much if it broke, but he also does ask jay about shit related to like dakotas headphones or whatever

each of the albatrio have been "on the road" in terms of where theyre sleeping (partually cause road trips, mostly cause backstory shit) so when the winnebago got stolen they called up the prime trio and told them to feel free to crash if needed (to follow some pd canon shit, they entirely forgot abotu this offer)

the albatrio all share a contact because they find it convienent (made by jay btw, can auto direct to which one ya need) and each prime trio member has a different name for them (dakota has "dum-dums" [dm of riptide ref], vyncent is "jay" because he mostly calls her [condi player ref] and will has "holy fish" because he saw him once at the church and also in case they get their tech taken code name shit [charlie player ref])

no pd spoilers jsut how i see each characctere saving the contacts

chip: vyncents "blue haired", william is "gumball", and dakota is "son of a bitch" (IM SORRY I REALLY LIKE SNAPCUBE OKAY ACTUAL NAMES I THINK WOULD BE "vyn patch" "deadwood wiwi" "gillion 2.0")

jay: "potiental(?) murderer" for vyncent, "dat cock lol" for dakota cause hes dc, and "no bitches incarnate" for william (if not jay would just have like their nicknames [virian wispie and kota, i doubt shed use wiwi])

gillion: "Virian" for vyncent (just his name lol), "The Whisperer" for will, and "Moonkicker" for dakota (all are like titles)

i was planning on more but watching sneeg vod take up brain

jrwi riptide bakery au except gillion tries to fight the dough when it rises because that’s Not Possible, jay gets bored waiting for things to cook and decides to Blast That Shit (with a flamethrower), and chip overshares to a random customer and gets the cops called on them for having a Small Boy In The Back Who Does Unpaid Labor For Us (ollie)

[s0lar-ch3ri]

shes agreed to every plan chip has done, played along with like most if not all his pranks, beat up caspian as an old woman, and has just carried around a clown costume for 50 eps???

oh and she not only agreed to make gillion become the boat after alphonze, but even fucking joined the line up, and dont forget the fuck up of jays primordial translations DESPITE KNOWING IT HERSELF

theres others i just cant remember

meanwhile, both gill and chip have had brain cell slot moments?

chip's improved plans have worked before, literally had planned a way to defeat price with the eye he wanted, we cannot forget the celestial knowledge clutch, the signing the contract as "chibo" and not chip, he did pretty well keeping everyone together when gillion became gilligone, overall has been fucking smart

and gillion, who strangely is seen as the more stupid or whatever btween chip and him, has had smart moments in the world hes unfamiliar with. gillion randomly picked out a bird that happened to be apple (aka peepaa finn), convinced 2 ex-navys to be pirates (jay and marshal jon, while jay had other facts gill was for sure one of them), got an entire island to successfully revolt against the corrupt navy, the plant with kind eyes was pretty trusted by gill, was the one to think up using pretzel to help them win, used his magic to trap the baron in a bubble so everyone else can help defeat him, he played along with the translator part very well, lots of his insane plans have ended up helping in some way, and again he has more a lot of this is early shit

they all have their specialities, so how about we instead stop with "only one smart one and everyone else stupid" and replace that with "there are topics theyre experts in, they are actually all very smart, its just that theyre all also fucking idiots too"

More evidence of Jay being unfairly put in the brain cell slot: remember in City of Steam when she just straight up offered to build a bomb and blow up a casino?

[s0lar-ch3ri]

okay im making other versions just cause

"hey leon do you know how it feels to chew five gum? stretchy." "ollie you scare me"

other form of same joke "hey leon do you know how it feels to be stretched and aged faster then youd expect or like?" "mentally but knowing you i should be in fear huh"

this time leon starts it "dear oliver, i wonder how that war forge is doing, alphonze if i recall correctly." "hi, its ollie, uh he fucking died also we almost all did say no to drugs please"

more leon starting "i believe you mentioned having kids not like you and doubting your friendship with me. do let them know that i personally cant find a reason to give them a royal fuck." "well gawd damn okie"

for months these 2 would send each other drawings you cant tell me other wise

"help i stayed up and i think i can feel my bones and all the meat that comes with them" "...im back home with my mom now" "oh thats great im so happy for you!" "you said you felt your bones???"

help what if they shared a birthday and just sent each other happy birthdays same day

i believe deep in my very soul that Ollie and Prince Leon are pen pals.

Like after everything settled in Edison Kingdom and everyone was socializing on the ship they for sure bonded over being kinda sorta technically but not really kidnapped/abducted by the Riptide Pirates, and then Leon mentioned that he'd only heard of pirates in his books and Ollie was quick to regale him with stories from a real pirate ship and they decided to keep in touch as two kids who didn't have too many friends their own age.

I think by the time they get back to Zero, Ollie and Leon are definitely besties and write to each other every week and Ollie very excitedly tells Leon that he finally made it home to his mom and tells him the whole story of the Riptide Pirates claiming Zero and everything and Leon writes back about how things are going in Edison kingdom and how he's relieved he's not going to have to explain to his brother why he's recieving letters from a pirate ship anymore, but that he's a bit sad that he wont be hearing of any more pirate adventures for a while.

And I think Ollie brags that he's best friends with the prince of Edison Kingdom and the other kids in Zero don't believe him and think he's making shit up to sound cooler, and then he receives a letter in the mail with the official seal of the Edison royal family and Ollie's smug as all hell brandishing it at everyone who told him he was full of shit.

And then this is incredibly self indulgent but I think years in the future Ollie becomes the captain of his own ship and Leon decides he's tired of reading about the world - he wants to see it. And his brother has had children by now, so he's no longer next in line for the throne, so it's unlikely that he'll really be needed in the kingdom. So Captain Ollie sets a course for Edison Kingdom and Leon sneaks down to the docks and together they start up their own crew and become just as infamous as the Riptide Pirates.

[a-cat-in-toffee]

HEHE >:3

HDHDHSH LOOK AT WILLIAM I DONT THINL JE CAN HANDLE THAT.... mhmhm very "dude don't be fucking stupid, you're gonna get us in so much trouble, put the fucking sword down." <- speaking to empathize with vyncent whereas dakota had with alphonze yknow

oh yeah he gets it fr he would be absolutely pissed in their situation. like he wasn't HAPPY about having to burn down his friends house yknow. sympathetic king ig GIGGLES

YEAHHH HE SHOULD AVSOLUTELY ACCIDENTALLY HIT TO HARD. FURTHERMORE I THINK HE SHOULD BE LIKE "OH! sorry haha didn't mean to hit that hard :)" MID BATTLE ITS SO VERY FUNNY CAUSE DOUG US THERE LIKE "No- Hellfire, stop apologizing to the heroes-"

HEHE IM PPROBAVLY GON A END UP GOING THAT ROUTE JUST BC I LIKE IT SO MUCH. he can be their not really nemesis HEHE. ALSO.... YEAH HE KINDA IS OUT OF A JOB, IF HES NOT DONE WITH OVERLORD BY THEN. I could maybe see him ending up in fighting rings like jade was? or maybe looking around for work but then oh fucker you thought you were safe pd dragging him to watch hq like can we keep him

good mmorning in the time youve been gone ive made another au. this one is dakota centric

OMG YIPPEE!!! AND THE CROWD CHEERS FOR WE GOT ANOTHER DAKOTA CENTRIC AU!!!! 🎉✨

I think I just saw the art for it, Hellfire Dakota right :O??? I love him sm…. U gotta tell me about him….

[a-cat-in-toffee]

hmmm probably! absolutely devastating if it's because William and Vyncent decide to invite Dakota over, though. Deciding they like him enough that it's worth the risk... gah

i think Jade coming at it less from a using Alphonze's morals against him, "you're being a hypocrite" angle like Dakota had and more like "JESUS CHRIST DUDE IF HE DIES WE'RE ALL BEING PUT IN TIME OUT." angle yknow ? giggles. cause William is still far too much of a coward to stop him

I THIINNNKKK it should be like they were with Doug in canon where they're just really bitter about it and there should be a moment where William just fucking looses it and is asking if any of their friendship was ever real or if he was just using them all along and Dakota should smile at him soo genuinely and be like of course it was real :) and William should be devastated.

its less he's supposed to stay out of fight ig and more he isn't supposed to actively seek them out. Him and Doug have jobs they need to do yknow if the situation doesn't absolutely necessitate it he shouldn't go running into battle. so when he DOES get to fight people (especially strong people) he gets real excited

not... exactly? He's being paid a fair amount, getting that adrenaline high he so desperately craves, and he's not like... DIRECTLY hurting anyone most of the time. sure in the grand scheme of things he probably is, but all of this would be happening anyway, right? what does it really matter if HE'S the one to do it.

I do not think he would get roped into experiments, causssse he isnt exactly working with all of that like Mark was. Mark was on that island supervising that shit yknow.

I feel like it could go like . two or three ways? way one is he doesn't end up leaving overlord, emotionally charged scene with od where its basically like "fuck, we can't save him" and they have a bomb ass fight and he's sent to jail. kind of anticlimactic in a very pd way. way two is like with doug, some stupid shit happens, he gets caught, basically forced into reform, probably has a shaky relationship with pd cause of the betrayal.

way three is pd go man fuck this he's ours now and sort of just become apologists. theyre already pretty morally grey leaning, this is their emotional support for hire villain now. which obviously means they end up eventually getting him out and safe yknow but its also very funny.

good mmorning in the time youve been gone ive made another au. this one is dakota centric

OMG YIPPEE!!! AND THE CROWD CHEERS FOR WE GOT ANOTHER DAKOTA CENTRIC AU!!!! 🎉✨

I think I just saw the art for it, Hellfire Dakota right :O??? I love him sm…. U gotta tell me about him….