#ALL YOU FUCKING HEATHENS

[marciliedonato]

God, grant me the serenity to not look at the eurovision top 37s, the courage not to look at the eurovision top 37s and the wisdom not to look at the eurovision top 37s.....🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️

[wootzietoozee]

don't get me wrong i think its lovely how the ii fandom collectively decided taco gets a suit in s2 but at the same time that woman has been hiding in the woods for like one to two years her and that suit definitely REEKS

[somnas-writes]

I hate the common interpretation of zoro.

“If Luffy asked, Zoro would kill any of the straw hats 🤓☝️” “if Zoro was at whole cake, sanji would have died🤓☝️” HE WOULD NOT DO ANY OF THAT SHUT UP IM IN YOUR HOME!!!!!

Zoro cares about his crew so much, he considers himself their protecter. It’s why he sleeps like three hours a day, it’s why hes always wary of strangers. He really fucking loves and cares about his crew.

He wouldn’t say it because that’s not in his nature, it would be out of character (and frankly bad writing) to have zoro look into the camera and go “I love my crew”

Instead he shows it; he takes the graveyard shift, he takes one of the stronger enemies, he trains and trains, plays the role of boogeyman.

It’s in the way the rest of the crew behaves aswell!! They’re silly and weird and reckless because they KNOW and UNDERSTAND that zoro is right there, ready and eager to kick some ass or spill some blood.

Zoro would not have killed Sanji at whole cake, nor would he just kill any straw hat is asked. He isn’t some thoughtless machine who does what he’s told. He fucking loves his crew, and yes that fucking includes sanji.

[minuseyes]

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[carnivoraformes]

//Wishlist Shipping Edition From The Perspective Of Someone That Drank To Much Caffeine Before Bed And Their Favorite Word Starts With F and end in K™ (feel free to reblog if anyone wants to):

A. Running From Love

Person A is a fuckboy/fuckgirl and is only comfortable with friends with benefits or whatever and slowly falls for another person and it is reciprocated. Person A tries to run like hell away from love because emotional intimacy is not what they signed up for, meanwhile Person B is like 'oh fuck no, get your fucking ass back here and fucking love me and let me love you motherfucker'. Will it work out in the end? Maybe, maybe not but it's a wild ass ride.

B. Bad Romance, Cowards!

It is dark, toxic and just fucking not healthy. Maybe mutually abusive, both are manipulating each other or mutually self destructive but you fucking know what, they think that is fucking hot. The toxicity isn't one sided, both stand on equal grounds and if they blow up they do it together. They are like a fire burning to hot, to fast and if they self destruct they do it together and they want it that way. Is it sad? Of course, but these are terrible people spending time probably destroying other people's lives and they aren't good enough for anyone else. SO LET THEM BE FUCKING HAPPY INSTEAD OF RUINING EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES FOR A LITTLE WHILE DAMMIT.

C. Good girl/boy/person x Bad girl/boy/person!

Tried and true. Does the good one save the other from damnation? Does the hell raiser drag the saint to hell? Do they find a happy medium? Does the mistakes of the past and bad habits keep them apart, take one of the away to soon? Does the hellion not want saving and it just becomes to much? Do they have a happy ending? Is it a tragic romance? That all depends on them and how hard they want to fight for a happy ending together.

D. They had potential to be something romantic but there was always something keeping them apart and now that is gone so what happens now?

What was keeping them apart? Obliviousness? Not believing the feeling was requited? Fear of ruining a good thing? Secrets? Right person, wrong time? Insert other legitimate reason here because it is late and I should have been in bed a while ago but caffeinated squirrel brain is fucking screeching.

Equally important now that thing keeping them apart is gone, what do they do now? Do they finally get together? Has that ship truly sailed? Does it turn out that maybe it was just not meant to be? Who the fuck knows but let's find out.

E. Unrequited Love But The Person Who's Feelings Aren't Requited Isn't A Fucking Little Bitch About It

THE PAIN, THE DRAMA, THE RESPECTFULLY WATCHING THAT RECIEPENT MEET THE PERSON OF THEIR DREAMS AND STILL BE A HAPPY SUPPORTIVE FRIEND BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? JUST BECAUSE ROMANTIC LOVE ISN'T RECEPRICATED DOESN'T GIVE ANYONE ANY EXCUSE TO BE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU CAN BE A NOT-PRICK ABOUT IT.

-Respectfully and Adoringly,

The Gremlin that Runs This Blog.

[silverlininghills]

from the new video

text reads:

"NED,

SAW CLANCY N TORcH BERER JUS LIKE KEONS SED!

HOPE YOU R WELL

NED"

[leagueofdccm]

" 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 “ for Soldier Boy ♥️

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  . || @twiicetheheart

SMASH !! - smash to the right, smash to the left. Do the cha-cha smash. You think that Frappa-wrapps shit coffee you like gives you life ? Sweetheart, this dick is about to change your universe.

[darylthekidd]

i should be allowed to strangle harvey with my bare hands.

[cupacoat]

I have quite literally never posted anything on this site and for that matter barely use it, but two nights ago at 11:40 some shit PM I got on call with a friend. When they asked me what I was doing I tried to say "I was scrolling tumblr" but instead my sleepy ass said with zero emotion and full seriousness:

"I was scrumbling"

[drekkavac]

TAG DUMP PART ONE. PLEASE DISREGARD.

║▌ IN MY DEFENSE I WAS PROBABLY STONED.    //    OOC. ║▌ LISTEN THE FUCK UP CAUSE I’M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE.    //    PSA. ║▌ TIME TO ROLL THE DICE. YOU KNOW I’M THE TYPE.    //    PROMPTS. ║▌ WANT A MAN KILLED? I’M YOUR GIRL.    //    SP. ║▌ ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOW.    //    P. ║▌ TURNS OUT I MAKE THINGS SOMETIMES.    //    EDITS.

[advisorsage]

Getting real pissed at my family

[vamptastic]

literally the only thing i can say medicine has succeeded at for me wrt weight is that i at least got my PCOS diagnosed and was able to access medication relatively easy. because my other family member with PCOS was not diagnosed until she was in her 40s and she continuously gained weight until she got a gastric bypass in her late 20s at around 400 pounds, which gave her lifelong stomach problems. but fuck me if the eat less and go jogging and we won't believe you if you say you already are rhetoric did anything to help me there. i think what would've actually helped is if comprehensive blood testing was the standard for children exhibiting abnormalities and not the last thing done because telling me to go develop an eating disorder was cheaper.

[pangur-and-grim]

sometimes when I’m having a quiet moment with Pangur or Grim, I think “oh fuck what have I done” (re: the incoming kitten) because there’s a specific kind of loving calm you have with old animals that have spent their lives with you, and I don’t want to ruin that. and then other times Pangur and Grim will bother me out of boredom and ignore all their toys, and in those moments I say “heed my words, ye heathens, and despair, for I am bringing a tiny kitten to attack you. you will look back on this present boredom with gratefulness, because chaos is coming to your lands”

[advestager]

i was browsing ao3 before bed and now i need to go acquire a smoking habit just so i can reenact the exhausted ben affleck meme

[benevolenterrancy]

Hi! How's it going? Just wanted to know how you are, and to tell you there'll be a new "Planet of the Apes" movie, coming out on May 10th, at least where I'm at. Have a nice day!! <3

Hi anon! It's going pretty good for me actually, thanks for asking ^-^ I'm in a bit of a busy time at work atm which amounts to a lot of "hurry up and wait" which isn't like. ideal on the anxiety front but we're pushing through like brave little soldiers u.u It simply motivates me to absolutely drown myself in fic-writing and reading once I get home

And oooooh okay I'm intrigued 👀 I might need to see if my Ape Party wants to get together to watch the next movie

(though if I'm being honest I haven't watched the 2nd and 3rd of the reboot series, I fell asleep at that point of the marathon... whoops... but I'm here for some more apes, even if I do believe in OG series supremacy >:3c)

[borom1r]

gods give me strength I’m being exposed to more Heathen Drama.