#ALL YOU FUCKING HEATHENS

[marciliedonato]

God, grant me the serenity to not look at the eurovision top 37s, the courage not to look at the eurovision top 37s and the wisdom not to look at the eurovision top 37s.....🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️

[wootzietoozee]

don't get me wrong i think its lovely how the ii fandom collectively decided taco gets a suit in s2 but at the same time that woman has been hiding in the woods for like one to two years her and that suit definitely REEKS

[somnas-writes]

I hate the common interpretation of zoro.

“If Luffy asked, Zoro would kill any of the straw hats 🤓☝️” “if Zoro was at whole cake, sanji would have died🤓☝️” HE WOULD NOT DO ANY OF THAT SHUT UP IM IN YOUR HOME!!!!!

Zoro cares about his crew so much, he considers himself their protecter. It’s why he sleeps like three hours a day, it’s why hes always wary of strangers. He really fucking loves and cares about his crew.

He wouldn’t say it because that’s not in his nature, it would be out of character (and frankly bad writing) to have zoro look into the camera and go “I love my crew”

Instead he shows it; he takes the graveyard shift, he takes one of the stronger enemies, he trains and trains, plays the role of boogeyman.

It’s in the way the rest of the crew behaves aswell!! They’re silly and weird and reckless because they KNOW and UNDERSTAND that zoro is right there, ready and eager to kick some ass or spill some blood.

Zoro would not have killed Sanji at whole cake, nor would he just kill any straw hat is asked. He isn’t some thoughtless machine who does what he’s told. He fucking loves his crew, and yes that fucking includes sanji.

[thelaundrybitch]

laundry my dear i would like to pick your brain if i could. i’m having some trouble with my bay donnie playlist, there’s something missing and i’m not sure what. so can i please ask, what are your top 5 favorite songs for donnie?

Lucky!! My dear friend!

I think I have a very different take on Donnie than a lot of peeps.

So I guess that's my "fair warning" for my chosen faves 😅

So without further ado...

Love in Slow Motion - Ed Sheeran

Sunshine - One Republic

Comethru - Jeremy Zucker & Bea Miller

Hands on Me - Jason Derulo & Meghan Trainor

Fresh Eyes - Andy Grammer

2002 - Anne-Marie

I know you only asked for 5 but you got a bonus one LOL

ALSO

Death By Donnie

There's my Spotify playlist I have for him for writing purposes 💖

I feel so special that you asked for some music from me 😭🫶🏼

Also PLEASE PICK MY BRAIN! I love it!!!!

[silverlininghills]

from the new video

text reads:

"NED,

SAW CLANCY N TORcH BERER JUS LIKE KEONS SED!

HOPE YOU R WELL

NED"

[sparethcsympathy]

" 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 “ for Soldier Boy ♥️

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍��   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  . || @twiicetheheart

SMASH !! - smash to the right, smash to the left. Do the cha-cha smash. You think that Frappa-wrapps shit coffee you like gives you life ? Sweetheart, this dick is about to change your universe.

[darylthekidd]

i should be allowed to strangle harvey with my bare hands.

[cupacoat]

I have quite literally never posted anything on this site and for that matter barely use it, but two nights ago at 11:40 some shit PM I got on call with a friend. When they asked me what I was doing I tried to say "I was scrolling tumblr" but instead my sleepy ass said with zero emotion and full seriousness:

"I was scrumbling"

[thcrealheroes]

❝ i don’t need anyone else. i just…you. you’re all i need. ❞ For Soldier Boy

clearing out memes || @twiicetheheart

" YOU DON'T WANT ME. I'LL RUIN YOU, CHELLE, I'M FUCKED UP..... " COMES TO a shock that he's considerate in giving her a heads up- because if she were another, he would have GLADLY welcomed them towards the ROAD TO HELL that he is. But Michelle wasn't like any other woman... and Soldier Boy has met plenty of broads over his many tremendous years. None of them made him feel the way Michelle did, not even Crimson Countess who he thought would be the mother of his children, his so-called forever and all that SAPPY BULLSHIT. It was just some fucking illusion, clearly he was far too gone, far too fucked up to be allowed something honest, something as good as Michelle.

Soldier Boy Is tainted... and what kind of man would be be if he just dragged Michelle along with him into his hell of a road- his veins are filled with drugs, his mind full of chaos- Russia & experiments... consuming all that ugly the world can provide for him to forget his torture, to forget how WEAK he was. How he, the heroes of heroes couldn't escape a bunch of humans... how these powerless humans were able to overpower him and play around with him like he was a fucking animal. Eyes clenched tightly, almost as if he's in pain- and mentally he was, arms glued to his side and his knuckles whitening from the firm tightness of his fist curled into his palms. He holds himself back from reaching out to her, he would easily give in... just like that. " ... I'm a fucking time bomb... how could you want someone like me ? "

[drekkavac]

TAG DUMP PART ONE. PLEASE DISREGARD.

║▌ IN MY DEFENSE I WAS PROBABLY STONED.    //    OOC. ║▌ LISTEN THE FUCK UP CAUSE I’M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE.    //    PSA. ║▌ TIME TO ROLL THE DICE. YOU KNOW I’M THE TYPE.    //    PROMPTS. ║▌ WANT A MAN KILLED? I’M YOUR GIRL.    //    SP. ║▌ ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOW.    //    P. ║▌ TURNS OUT I MAKE THINGS SOMETIMES.    //    EDITS.

[advisorsage]

Getting real pissed at my family

[vamptastic]

literally the only thing i can say medicine has succeeded at for me wrt weight is that i at least got my PCOS diagnosed and was able to access medication relatively easy. because my other family member with PCOS was not diagnosed until she was in her 40s and she continuously gained weight until she got a gastric bypass in her late 20s at around 400 pounds, which gave her lifelong stomach problems. but fuck me if the eat less and go jogging and we won't believe you if you say you already are rhetoric did anything to help me there. i think what would've actually helped is if comprehensive blood testing was the standard for children exhibiting abnormalities and not the last thing done because telling me to go develop an eating disorder was cheaper.

[pangur-and-grim]

sometimes when I’m having a quiet moment with Pangur or Grim, I think “oh fuck what have I done” (re: the incoming kitten) because there’s a specific kind of loving calm you have with old animals that have spent their lives with you, and I don’t want to ruin that. and then other times Pangur and Grim will bother me out of boredom and ignore all their toys, and in those moments I say “heed my words, ye heathens, and despair, for I am bringing a tiny kitten to attack you. you will look back on this present boredom with gratefulness, because chaos is coming to your lands”

[advestager]

i was browsing ao3 before bed and now i need to go acquire a smoking habit just so i can reenact the exhausted ben affleck meme

[benevolenterrancy]

Hi! How's it going? Just wanted to know how you are, and to tell you there'll be a new "Planet of the Apes" movie, coming out on May 10th, at least where I'm at. Have a nice day!! <3

Hi anon! It's going pretty good for me actually, thanks for asking ^-^ I'm in a bit of a busy time at work atm which amounts to a lot of "hurry up and wait" which isn't like. ideal on the anxiety front but we're pushing through like brave little soldiers u.u It simply motivates me to absolutely drown myself in fic-writing and reading once I get home

And oooooh okay I'm intrigued 👀 I might need to see if my Ape Party wants to get together to watch the next movie

(though if I'm being honest I haven't watched the 2nd and 3rd of the reboot series, I fell asleep at that point of the marathon... whoops... but I'm here for some more apes, even if I do believe in OG series supremacy >:3c)

[borom1r]

gods give me strength I’m being exposed to more Heathen Drama.