#ALL THE ADJECTIVES

[nowootwoots]

wow, what a pretty fucking face.

[coconut530]

RELIGIOUS TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pleb-the-original]

Bonus Day 1: All the Adjectives

(Welcome to the bonus entries! These'll last until the 11th, all based off of the alternative prompts in the writing version of cringetober. For this one I had the idea to use those people whose entire job was to go around pretending to be other people back in the Victorians times like a Carribbean princess or a feral child.) Name: Sir Dr. Montgomery MD. Esq. PhD. the III Species: Black-crowned Central American Squirrel Monkey Personality: Fibber, storyteller, eccentric, a bit annoying, crowd-pleaser Summary: Back in the old days, all you needed to be famous was a good story and the ability to commit to the bit. A perfect storm for old Montgomery to make his mark on the world. He wanders around into every city and town carrying with him a name longer than the roads he walks on and an endless amount of stories to tell. With just a nickel, he’ll tell you one of his many adventures. He never tells the same story twice, but he always keeps track to make sure they all align and make sense. He also keeps track of where he’s told a story, when he’s told a story, and the mood of the story. Each location he has visited has known him under one personality or another. In one town, he’s a joyous retired Carnie who's using his retirement to finally see all the places he couldn’t while under the tent. In another, he’s a mournful loner going around seeing the world after the loss of his wife in a tragic boating accident. A social chameleon at heart, wherever he goes he’s bound to be someone different and have a good story to tell you why.

[swampthingking]

obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

[strawberryscare]

new fav ship prospect is buddy and fabian. imagine growing up intensely religious and conservative and not only do you end up with rich asshole bisexual disaster boyfriend but he sincerely suggests you meet his godless hellish pirate devil prince father. there’s something very charming in all that.

[venisonsteak403]

Reblog if your fave Is:

•Dead

•Gay

•Depressed

•Mentally ill

•Probably Autistic

•doomed by the narrative

•Is a zombie

•Is old as fuck

•doesn't have a nose anymore

[halvedslab]

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

fact: buck will “check out a hot guy’s ass” because that’s normal

fact: buck knows eddie is attractive per the “he gets that a lot” comment circa season 2

conclusion: buck has checked out eddie’s ass.

[tapakah0]

do u know cass personally? or is this a tumblr friendship? cuz its the most wholesome thing ive seen in my life

I don't even know their real name ~ But if I will be told that I have an extra liver, I will know at the exact same second to whom give it.

[nowootwoots]

serena’s face card is crazy

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Jingles a little bell in front of you to convince you to do tasks.

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[horreurscopes]

listening to my armin arlert 8tracks playlist from a literal decade ago at 3 am is unlocking a new level of heart-twisting shrimp emotions only someone who was posting on tumblr when they were 20 and are still posting on tumblr at 30 can even begin to comprehend. i can't tell if i had better music taste back then or if i was just unselfconcious about it the way only a 20 year old putting little pistol by mother mother on an 8tracks anime boy playlist in 2014 could be

[minniiaa]

oh to be a rich depressed divorced alcoholic gay man just trying to live in his castle alone who accidentally adopts a goth lesbian equally wine drunk daughter and a gay son who wants to be just like him when he grows up

[dykespence]

So im going insane

From here

[mxwhore]

first batch of request doodles, featuring the most creature ever <3

[shepherds-of-haven]

What kind of "core" aesthetic would the LIs be? Like cottagecore, fairycore, etc!

Blade: knightcore mixed with assassincore and roguecore

Trouble: ??? blokecore LMAO??? or steampunk mixed with westerncore?

Tallys: green witch mixed with rangercore and maybe fairycore (?)

Shery: babycore/dollcore/sanriocore

Riel: plaguecore mixed with businesscore

Chase: roguecore with a little bit of heistcore

Red: dark academia, wizardcore

Ayla: in-universe, adventurecore mixed with I guess bohemian and desert visuals, but in a modern AU, I could totally see her rocking a goth/punk/cyberpunk aesthetic for some reason!

Briony: magical girl/sailor scout/animecore

Lavinet: queencore/barbiecore

Halek: sacricore? mixed with plaguecore?

Croelle: devilcore

Mimir: spiritcore/ravencore/witchcore

Chandry: clowncore...