#AHS Season 9
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Marianna moved to the United States when she was a young child from Norway. Her mother died when Marianna was a young girl, and her health spiraled downwards when it came to her mental and physical well-being.
Marianna (Female Reader) is also six feet 4 tall. One of the tallest people in her family, on her mother's side of the family at the very least. Her mother's side of the family is known for its tall stature, so it is not surprising that Marianna is one of the tallest members. In addition, her father's side of the family is also quite tall, so it is likely that Marianna inherited her height from both sides of the family.
Marianna (Female Reader) speaks several languages and does kickboxing as a hobby. She enjoys the challenge of learning new languages and the physical and mental benefits of kickboxing. She is also interested in the cultural aspects of learning new languages and the self-defense skills she gains from kickboxing.
Marianna's first job was as a waitress and she was doing her tattoo apprenticeship at the same time. Through her hard work and dedication, she soon became a full-time tattoo artist.
Image below is Marianna's Aesthetic and general look.
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#columbo#season 9#columbo cries wolf#ah boy ah jeez#they make those outta shoestring these days dont they? sheesh
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YES and i agree, THHHHOOOOOO...?! Loved the sweet fuck outta Season #5|AHS:Hotel; got the ever-luvin' SHITE scared out of me by Season #6|AHS:Roanoke...and? Pretended Season #7|AHS:CULT did *NOT EXIST;* like, whatsoever. !!! "WHY," you ask? Because i was born in the 1970s. I'm a card-carrying member of #GenerationX. And everyone else who's a GenX'er; that *i* know? We are TERRIFIED, by friggin' maniac, c-cksucker clowns! OR, just #clowns in general. Frigg *everything* about a gottdamned clown! Now...Season #8|AHS:Apocalypse? THAT shizz scared the bejesus out of me, because it could A) totally happen like that and B) fuck Satan and his degenerate yet angelic looking spawn—but "yay!" Kathy Bates & "yayay!" to all the #AHSCoven actors who got to come back. Luv'd it! I haven't made it through seasons #9-10 yet; life and such. But? Those will be saved for a "rainy, 'binge-watch' for sorta free on my Amazon Prime type of day." YAY! Adieu to You, @thefirstdark @thefirstdarkblogs #i-am-theseeker
American Horror Story peaked with Coven and it's never recovered since but that's what they get for killing Misty Day.
Misty Day did not deserve that.
She and Cordelia Goode should've gotten married and lived happily ever after in the academy forever and ever.
And misty would've called her Cordy and they could've been girl boss feminist lesbian witch wives.
I'm still angry about Misty Day.
#yayay#ahs#ahs hotel#ahs apocalypse#ahs roanoke#ahs season 7#ahs cult#ahs season 5#ahs season 6#ahs season 8#ahs season 9#ahs season 10#american horror story#fx#fx channel#vampires#ghosts#hungry ghosts#clowns#maniacs#lunatics#antichrist#the antichrist#hellmouth#hellmouths#hotel#ahs fandom#ahs fandoms
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you know the fanfic writers are gonna go wild with the confirmed large mole on the back of Eddie's thigh, like I can feel that becoming a plot point as we speak
#rrrambles#buddie#im not complaining just noticed and went like: ah. that is a thing that will be mentioned by everyone now lol#9-1-1#9 1 1 show#9 1 1 buddie#911#911 show#911 buddie#911 season 8#911 8x06#buck x eddie#eddie diaz#911 confessions
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"Is this Brad Torrence?"
"It is love. send help"
Plss 🤣🤣
#as a brit the britishisms are cracking me up too#how do we make sure every one knows he's british?? - ah! must say bloody and love skss#911 spoilers#911 on abc#911 abc#911#911 season 8#911 s8#911 s8 spoilers#911 season 8 spoilers#9-1-1#brad torrence#lula liveblogs#merthurians prat and idiot
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#serie tv#tv series#american horror story#ahs#season 9#american horror story 1984#ahs 1984#1984#1980s#80s#80s aesthetic#emma roberts#cody fern#brooke thompson#xavier#the night stalker#montana duke#chet#lily rabe
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remembered my beef with ryan murphy. alexa play it’s all coming back to me now by celine dion
#ahs had me in the TRENCHES i watched 9 seasons and enjoyed so little of it#over 100 episodes …. by god#4500 ish hours WHAT!!!!!#I HAD SO MANY AHS MUSES AND OCS I AM STILL PROUD OF TO THIS DAY#but we're just getting to the good partㅤ🔪ㅤ.
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not me adding more ahs verses …… the grip this rotten show has had on me for eight years is FOUL!!!!
#i haven’t watched it since season 9 bc it pissed me tf off and triggered me so bad#as ahs usually did every season (the amount of times i would have a full on cry sesh bc ryan’s hell sandbox triggered me)#but as i look back w rose tinted classes; a fuck u attitude; and no intent on ever watching the show seriously again?#it’s kinda fun!!!!#not really but like. It prepared me for riverdale??#a show that is also dumb and bad and disappointing but MUCH more fun#riverdale has never made me cry; it HAS made me laugh so hard I’ve cried tho#look what you did to my sonny bono wig do.
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i lost track of what was going on in american horror story when they stopped putting their seasons on dvd (thats after season 8)
d'ya know how i found out about ahs season 11 when it happened?
one day my mum came home, walked into my room without knocking, said "just saw some of the new american horror story... zachary quinto... is... gorgeous in it" and moan-sighed dramatically while pretending to swoon
and by gosh, she was right
#[kisses my fingers and holds the fingers up to the sky] love you mum#and yeah. zach is painfully hot in that#have not watched that season btw. i probably might have if ya know. ahs kept coming to dvd :/#same with seasons 9 and 10#but whatever i guess
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the later writers of supernatural want me to care about dean so much and im sorry but past like season 7 he is nothing to me
#and by season 7 he is hanging on by a THREAD#to be fair sam falls off too and its bc the writers start focusing on dean and sam starts doing. nothing#his fall off isjust a bit later#cas isnt even safe. he gets so stale post angels falling up until season 11 and they make him fun again#i forget who wrote seasons 8 9 and 10 but like for real they are Not Great for character writing#they have cool plots and stuff but its like ... i dont care about these people. Sorry .#then s11 pulls up with 'unclean in the biblical sense' sam and rabid ptsd cas and its like ah. there it is#simon says
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pearl is full on witnessing my hyperfixation on her hermitcraft character and videos and i dont know how to feel about that-
#grem rambles#i imagine her logging onto tumblr and seing me in her fanart tag like#Ah this bitch again#what is wrong with them/j#anyways fellas i am making an animatic for season 9 LOL#maybe i'll post it here#MAYBE#im not good at animating tho and i am self concious SOBS#okay rambles over#going back under my rock
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31 Days of Horror Movies (?/31)
I WANT TO DEDICATE WAY TOO MUCH TIME TO HORROR, FUCK YOUR MOVIES, LET'S TALK TV
Okay, I know I said horror movies, but media would have been over-reaching (I'm not talking about video games or books, though do check out the Shining, it's amazing). And I'm not sure if there's any word that encompasses both movie and tv. (Watch, one of you assholes (affectionate) will tell me within 5 mins of me posting this.) But, I'm going to list some tv anyway, because it's my list and you can't stop me.
Inside No. 9: An anthology series in which each episode is a self-contained story and the genres range from drama to comedy to dark comedy to horror to black comedy. ... As with any other anthology that exists, there are going to be episodes you love, episodes you hate, and episodes that fall everywhere in-between. Most of the eps, for me, fall at least into the "like" category which is how it made this list. With only 6 eps per season and 2 specials, with each ep running 30 mins, for a tv show it's not a huge time commitment.
American Horror Story: Asylum: The second season of AHS follows the stories of "patients" and staff at an asylum in 1964. ... I made myself go with only one season of AHS and it was a no brainer that it'd be this one. The writers had really hit their stride with this one but weren't yet bogged down by all that had come before it (which was only one season). The characters are some of the best characters that have ever been written or acted in the series and the stories are some if its tightest. It's worth noting, though, that AHS is infamous for, as I put it, throwing everything including the kitchen sink into a story and this season is no exception.
The Haunting of Hill House: A fractured family confronts haunting memories of their old home and the terrifying events that drove them from it. ... If there's one show that you decide to give a try, this is the show you should watch. Some of the tightest writing I've ever experienced, amazingly acted, absolutely gorgeous character work, and the sixth episode, Two Storms, to this day takes my breath away. Definitely top 5 best tv shows I've ever watched. There is also another series from the same writer, The Haunting of Bly Manor, which is nowhere near as good but as some really amazing moments.
The Last of Us: A man must help a young teen girl get across a fungal-zombie filled United States. ... Man, if you'd told me that there'd be a zombie tv series on this list before I watched this series, I would have raised a very skeptical eyebrow at you. I tend to find zombies somewhat boring, all the survivors are always depressingly horrible to each other, and a tv show is long form which means that these two things are usually drawn out awfully long. But this show does it all right. The writing is amazingly tight, the character and relationships are great, the emotions are there and feel real and meaningful, and my only major complaint is a grudging one because this show is literally so well-written there's no way to change it without ruining the tightness of the script. So, insert "I guess" meme here.
#geeky talks#yeah i know that i put both dark comedy and black comedy when describing inside no 9#they are related but very different types of comedy#like the very first ep of the show is something that i would definitely call black comedy not dark comedy#if you're interested in other seasons of ahs#i'd recommend murder house (the first season)#and if you like found footage then raonoke (sxith season)#i wish i could recommend tales from the crypt#but besides the amazing practical effects#there's not really much to recommend from the show#the fact that the last of us is so good and is also based on a video game#which let's face it are notorious for putting out bad adaptations#is just cherry on top of the already damn delicious cake#31 days of horror recs
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#columbo#season 9#rest in peace mrs columbo#ah think i left the stove on. maybe i can call my wife and ask h--wait
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Yayyyyyyyy finally working on my pinned post :D having fun :D
Its funny to me cause I'll do these super organizational things for fandom purposes and genuinely have fun with it, but then would rather die than be even remotely organizational for school
#theres two wolves inside of me:#meticulously tagging my tumblr and photo gallery(this is one example)#vs: all of my school papers no matter the class are just shoved into my backpack all together#my parents are always like why cant you put this focus into school#dont you understand that my blorbos arent there :<#anyways one day ill actually post my pinned post#its that kinda thing where i cant stop adding to it and itll never be perfect so it just sits on my draft#but atm im going through and making a directory for all my race gifposts#looking at 2005 in January is crazy bcs wow i really did do 9 races in a week#its sooooooo satisfying to have 2005 be completely finished#itll be cool to (hopefully) see the other seasons begin to rack up while 2023 is slower#as ive mentioned a bit still a little wild for me to be at the same place at both 2009 and 2023#ngl....imola being canceled is satisfying for me bcs it means Monaco is in its rightful place as Round Six#id have to check but like...in most seasons in the past 2 decades monaco is generally the 6th#so that it lines up makes me happy bcs consistency is key!!#tho I wonder if ill watch several races before 2023 monaco hmm probably!#ah anyways having fun looking through these older posts bcs tumblr's tagging system sometimes sucks#like you know when you look up your own post on your own blog and it doesnt show up???? bugs me sm#catie.rambling.txt
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Everytime I re watch a network show and one of the seasons is significantly shorter, I'm always like hold up what year was it and yeah I always forget that the writer's strike happened even though I was a teenager during it so anyway mamma mia here we go again
#every season is 23 eps#and then you get the one season that is like 9 episodes and I'm like ah yes...the strike...
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i think it's crazzzzzzzzy that kansas city is getting the credit for the broncos completely blowing us out this game, like they didn't let denver win? carson wentz is a seasoned player with incentives to win (this is usually a game where they would test out their rookie quarterbacks), denver has two of the top defensive players in terms of allowing the least receiving yards, ever since bo nix (a ROOKIE) came in denver has played very well, they barely lost that game to cincinnati a week ago. but NO ONE is giving them their credits or their flowers or acknowledging this is their first time in the playoffs since they last won the super bowl! and why? because people (including major sports networks) are upset that it caused j oe burrow not to make it? someone who doesn't even hold the most wins over mahomes anymore? they should've won more games earlier!! it shouldn't have to have been staked on this game! and then to be like "oh well kc is just afraid of the bengals" and not acknowledge that maybe the broncos played really well against a backup team (which again kc has done every year they've secured a playoff spot) that's not their fault! and it's crazy that no one wants to give denver any credit
#a 38-0 blowout is insane! it's a top ten NFL blowout in fact!!!#so it's wild that no one is acknowledging that and either being mean to denver#claiming the afraid shit or acting like it was somehow planned#no one wants to lose 38-0!! that shit is embarrassing#'ah yeah we had an almost undefeated season except for losing to one of the biggest threats in our season#by like 9 points oh yeah and our divisional rival by 38' like??? hello!!!!???? team that had not allowed 32 points in a game since eagles#super bowl?????? come onnnb#anyway#eris: text#sports: football
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