#AGATHARIO CANON!!!!

[avxlyse]

"The Marvel series “Agatha All Along,” in which she plays the romantic antagonist to Kathryn Hahn’s “WandaVision” witch"

- The New York Times

[iheartsteve0704]

IM READY TO BREAK MY SILENCE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS BRAINROTTING OVER IT:

RIO’S GENTLE VOICE

RIO STARING INTO AGATHA’S EYES AND HER MOUTH BRIEFLY OPENING AND CLOSING LIKE SHE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE BEST WAY TO TELL HER GENTLY

RIO’S SMALL NOD AND HER FINGERS CARESSING AGATHA’S WRISTS, COMFORTING HER WITH THIS SMALL ACTION BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THIS INFORMATION WILL BE DIFFICULT FOR AGATHA TO HEAR

THE LOOK ON AGATHA’S FACE AT THE END???? OH I KNOW THAT BROKE A PART OF RIO INSIDE SEEING HER SO HURT

[holyblanchett]

There's two types of stans 🤣😭

[tremordusk]

Lilia: oh fuck

Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~

Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?

*The history in question*

Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*

Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-

Lilia stabs him with a stake

Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you

Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her

Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside

Lilia, going in with the RKO move

Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you

Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body

Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—

[mels-trashblog]

What the actual fuck do you mean that Agatha initiated the kiss??? She was so desperate that she even went in for another try???

This will live rent free in my mind for the rest of my days.

[warningsine]

Sometimes... little boys die.

[born-in-neverland03]

Lilia: I spy with my little eyes, something beginning with 's'

Teen: Salt?

Alice: A snake?

Lilia *staring in the distance where Rio and Agatha are looking intently at each other*: Sexual tension

[dollycxre]

real footage of me watching everyone in the AAA fandom use 'older woman' and/or 'older witch' to describe Agatha during her interactions with Rio in canon universe Agathario fics like Rio isn't literal Death and as old as the universe itself while Agatha is a mere 352 years compared to her and hence younger than her (thus not being the 'older woman' between the two of them):

#medialiteracyisDEAD

[scripted-borscht]

“Sorry. Not my type.”

“Cosmic is just my size.”

AgathaRio is canon in every Universe

[appropriatelystupid]

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Agatha hates her birthday. It's the day she was born. The day her life — so hated by her own mother — began. Where all her unhappiness had started.

Rio loves Agatha's birthday. After all, it was the day the love of her life came into the world. It was when she — without even realizing it — felt her heartbeat for the first time. It was the exact moment when the light and darkness of her entire existence came together in one body.

[iheartsteve0704]

Simply CAN NOT get over the look on Rio’s face when Agatha walks away. She clearly wanted to kiss Agatha but couldn’t stand not telling her the truth a moment longer. Agatha is her scar. A constant reminder of all that’s been broken.

[holyblanchett]

I used to pray for times like this

[tremordusk]

Rio: I don’t understand why you guys hate me, especially you *points to Lilia*

Lilia: oh dear god hear we go again

Rio: I am the natural order of all things! The natural cycle itself, what’s there not to like?

Lilia: Ok fine, but did you have to make period cramps that bad?

Rio: *clearly does not know what to say for once*

Rio: wait they’re that bad?!

Lilia: You ever wonder that one week of the month where Agatha really hates you?

Rio: What do you mean it’s hot when she’s very…OH—

Lilia: She’s in pain you idiot—

[trickarrows-bishop]

romance is NOT dead. agatha sank the goddamn titanic for her lover romance is not dead .

[born-in-neverland03]

Whatever you do, don't think about the fact that Rio was literally the one who gave Agatha everything she ever wanted and also who took everything away from her.

Because Rio may be the one who told Agatha that she's pregnant because she felt the new life in her wife first. And then she had to tell her that their child is not meant to made it out alive either.