#AAAHHHHH FUCK OH MY GOD

[homosexual-trash]

Cause All I Want Is You Not Your Tears

[alloutofgoddesses]

- Okay I avoided everything but the stills for the most part so I am Nervous but going in as blind as I can

- The ads shut the fuck up ads the fire fam is waiting for me

- 14 MINUTES

- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

- this is rough and w just started

- OH BOY NOT THIS IMMEDIATELY

- I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO TRY TO EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF ALL LF THIS

- EDDIE LOOKS SO BROKEN AND RYAN IS ACTING HIS GOFDAMN HEART OUT

- CHRIS CALLED THEM OH GOD

- AND THEN HEN

- HI MARA

- HATE THIS HATE THIS HATE THIS

- OOOOOOWWWWWWW

- Helena and Ramon I will get you

- AAAHHHHH

- I mean he’s not wrong but I still hate him

- SO BUCK KS SOMWHOW GOING FROM ALL LF THIS TO TMMY??? HOW

- Hi Maynard

- Oh god Athena can we just let other ppl do their jobs

- An “Ay, Dios” at least a apart of my prayer of “Eddie speaks more Spanish” has been answered

- Leave him ALONEEEEEEE ATHENA

- THAT MAN WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU OR BOBBY JUST LET HIM LIVE IDCIF HE COMMITTED THE ARSON LEAVE HIM BEEE

- Oh god

- Athena put the gun back oh my god

- Who is Polly Martin

- Why are you here though

- You could have like knocked

- Where’s Harry also

- MADDIE HAN!!!!!!!!!

- At least we have one person making it out of this episode mostly unbothered

- HE IS READING THE PRAYER BOOK I AM FUCKED UP

- Also Hen Chim bestieism

- Athena is DEFINITELY the danger right now

- Leave him ALONEEEEEE

- ATHENA OH MY GOD

- Yeah he’s a travel nurse

- BOBBY ISN’T DEAD YET

- Can we all do a quick prayer circle for the demise of this fuck ass bob

- THE CARTEL AGAIN

- OH MY GOD 9-1-1 WRITERS THE ICE YOU’RE STANDING ON JUST CRACKED

- CAN WE NOT WITH THE FUCKING MEXICAN CARTEL STORYLINE I HATED IT THE MOMENT I REALISED IT WAS HAPPENING AND I HATE IT NOW

- Oh boy oh boy

- This is the reason Eddie doesn’t speak more Spanish bc the writers room is writing this shit instead

- Oh my god and bringing Herman in

- Over it over it over it

- Why do ppl keep projecting themselves onto Amir

- I hope he makes it out of this and changes his name and moves to the middle of the woods

- Let’s all leave Amir alone okay

- Athena are you for real right now

- Okay Mrs. Bobby Nash does kind of eat but really

- Really

- Setting a fire when there are still people inside

- Really

- Hi 133

- Amir now is the time! Leave! Go into witness protection so ppl will leave you ALONE

- Yeah Bobby’s fine

- Buck wouldn’t go have a date if he wasn’t

- Hi Bobby welcome back your wife went a little insane

- Hi Karennnn

- Madney side eye

- Oooooo they’re so gonna foster Mara until Henren can take her back

- And Phillip SUCKS ASS

- Sure bud

- Why? Would you want? Girl what

- He’s so weird. I’m so sorry but he keeps being so weird

- Ughhhhhhh hate this hate this

- OH NOOOOOO IT’S HAPPENING

- NO IT’S HAPPENING

- CHRISTOPHER BABEY

- I totally get it but why THEM Chris

- Hi Harry!

- Hi May!

- Aaawwwwww

- BUCK AND CHRISSSSS

- The little head shake oh god

- That’s his SOUL I’m gonna lose it

- HE WONT LOOK AT HIM AAAAA OW

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

- Augh

- OMG ITS HAPPENING

- IT’S HAPPENINGGGGGG

- Can this please be the start of MaddieKaren bestie time PLEASE

- HE CHOSE TO COME BACK

- AMIR CASEY

- I will accept it since he talked Bobby into not retiring

- HI RAVI

- BOOOOOOOOO GERRARD TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO

- oh god this is gonna be a MESS

- I hope it’s resolved by the end of the first episode of the season bc I don’t know how much Gerrard I can take

[stormofdefiance]

2.2 spoilers //

He finally texted me back and I’m on my knees. Like I might actually cry - he wants to live 😭😭 ffffuck. HAPPY about being alive, FUCK - I can’t believe he just said that with his fingers aaaHHHHH. He’s worrying about being a bother but also actually SHOWING he’s insecure about it oh my god lay me down in the tall grass

[dawnbreakersgaze]

caleb is sneaking in and i'm scared. like, i genuinely believe sylus will never not be #1 to me, but caleb ... might peek in like 'hey :)" AND GODS DAMMIT forreal.. being called pipsqueak does something.

childhood friends to lovers trope is just over the horizon; idc. that shit still gets to me. especially with how caleb's vibe was in ch4. help. oml but all that aside, i really am excited to see how they're going to bring him back. we get to hear him calling us pipsqueak soon, kay!!

apple of my pie, i'm crying. what if.. "adam to my eve" CACKLES. or "forbidden flight" geddit, instead of forbidden fruit. i had some cola.. the hyperness is occurring. help-

@scarlet-passion

Forbidden flight

Oh my goddddd 😂😂😂😂😂 I love it so much. Barek just chimed back in with “Fruit of my loom” YOU TWO ARE KILLING ME 💀💀💀

And no no but you’re so fucking right about the childhood friends to lovers thing (which is how Zayne snagged me originally- and then I found DB and it all went up in flames from there) and Caleb had that boyish, protective, inquisitive vibe, and the whole pilot thing was so interesting- especially knowing what we do now about ever and the deepspace tunnel and aaahhhhh I need him and I need the LORE!!!

I just hope the reunion is hella ~dramatique~ and mc damn near passes out or is on the verge of unconsciousness when she sees him and thinks he’s a ghost or come to collect her for the afterlife or something and it’s all somber when she thinks being in his arms again is like being cradled by the reaper. I just want her to think like she’s finally being reunited with him in the sweet moments of the limbo of death, only to wake up some time later and realize it’s him and it’s all just crying and UGHHHHHHH MY FEELS.

I hurt my own feelings Cathy save me

[siremasterlawrence]

Second Chances

The Carson family is well known to be harsh, cruel and deeply evil family with certain type of agenda set up to hurt family for a lifetime of hell.

I invited them into a home situation after a New York court appointed them to get some sort of rehabilitation for their god awful type of behavior.

They have been on a court order to be lock in their own house to be re-educated to do much better in the world and I have been to task.

I enter their home taking their keys locking the door shut closing the door and I happily face them with this wicked lock on my fav they are pissed.

Collecting all of their keys, wallets, and the whole family in projects throwing them into a side desk and they can’t escape ever this place ever again.

Clapping loudly my hands immediately point to the couch when they drop onto with my instructions and they plop on to with my command.

I felt bad with the windows closed on one end of it flipping on the knob as the central

air conditioner roars on they relief they felt is apparent.

I unfortunately knee this was all according to my plan, I exit the room letting air circle I collect its self and I want to see the effects take place.

First of the father Rob Carson succumbs in a big yawn his head drops and everything else begins to fade out of existence for him for days on end.

Rob has no idea why his eyes open up to be shocked he is in his bedroom the door open but no noise coming from anywhere in the home.

Something is off he feels quite odd now that he thinks about, closet is filled with an entire new wardrobe, his furniture practically gone for some reason.

He did not seem to care sitting down on his bed awaiting something a strange man walk in to his room, triggering the memories of the last night and how all of that horror is now love.

It was a week ago the man behind taps his shoulder holding his head up he can’t help but stare in to the spiral the bed fell from under him.

His body went in to free fall dropping in to an endless pit of darkness his entire life playing before him on huge long length screen he saw his own nastiness.

The contempt he felt for his self is absolute in that is undeniable deep down his souls is jetting off in to a land of pleasure and pain one man save him.

“You are the man from the court I saw you in my dream and I don’t understand why but you are my Master now.”

“What do you have to say to that weakling my dear Rob Carson big man on the worlds campus.”

“No! Please don’t say that feel so awfully and useless.”

“You hate and love this?”

“I do it feels like I am alive.”

“Do you know who I am?”

“Yes sir”

“Say it”

“Master Lawrence “

“Welcome home”

“Ooooohhhh…aaahhhhh”

“Are you ok?”

“Never want to leave “

“The court wanted you to rehabilitate me”

“You promised them to”

“To what? I did help your whole family “

“Forgot about them”

“Yeah”

“They are fine placed in new homes”

“I look about thirty years younger. Did you do this?”

“You de-aged even more so than you think my friend.”

“How are you doing this?”

“Shouldn’t you be alarmed?”

“Why would I?”

“Most would “

“Fuck you!”

“I am yours”

“Everything I say consumes you “

“I conquered you “

“I am at your service “

“Go stand by the mirror”

“Woah! What the hell?”

“You look amazing “

“How far back will it go?”

“Does it matter

“Of course not “

“Just curious “

“Zip it pussy “

“Do I live for you ?”

“You know the answer to that.”

“Face me! I am all that occupies your life “

“Yes Master!”

“Serve me! Accept your place “

“I do “

“Your family”

“Who’s that ?”

“Your friends”

“None”

“Fuck!”

“Do you love me?”

“Oh My God!”

“You are my love”

“My Master”

“My God!”

“Kneel for me”

“Take my hand “

“Kiss me”

“Who am I?”

The end

Second Chances Part 2

Robert Carson’s son Jack is the total hard ass absolute complete jackass who I have lock up in his room for the foreseeable future.

The door cracks open with excitement to his shock, his head lifting in to the air he stood up to stare at me with utter love and respect for me.

The door slams a bit I snap my fingers in an instant turning the lights on with bright light roving on and off covering the room the blinds fall.

His mind goes blank washing over the room spinning in a cycle constantly distracting him in away I knew it is the best way to break him.

I move forward to the bed I shove him on to it my shadow overcomes the wall my hands are in the air and I place it firmly on his knees to me.

Pressing hard it grasp or firmly applying a bit of pressure and even more pressure on to him. I caught his eyes drawing him near to me.

“Do you understand that I am the man of this house?”

“Yes, I am nothing compared to you except a slave.”

“Correct boi, you have been corrupted”

“Yyyeeesss”

“Kneel for me”

“Yes Master”

“Serving you is everything “

“My knight in shining armor”

“Take my hand, kiss it, lick it and suck it”

“Mmmmmm”

“You taste wonderful “

“You are a man”

His eyes fade closing with his back falling in to the bed backwards, instead he hit the airy blue pool washing on to the deck of the backyard. He wakes up rising from the bottom he took the steps at the edge climbing up in wet, skin tight and pumped clothes.

“Hey babe”

“I don’t remember “

“Who you are “

“Yes Master”

“You are aware of me”

“You are my slave”

“My puppet “

“A nobody “

“I love you sir “

“This body is yours to own”

“Break me in half “

“Split me open “

“I am your king”

“You have my life, money and body “

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Sir Yes Master Lawrence Sir”

“I am laying on the ground take advantage of me.”

“Hey dad!”

“What’s up?”

“Who are you calling dad?”

“Daddy”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“You are silly “

“Where’s your dad”

“You are my dad “

“He is your brother “

“Oh yeah!”

“Stop! You are funny”

“Hahahaha”

“What’s so funny?”

“You are dad”

“Kiss me”

“Thank you daddy”

“You are breath of fresh air “

“Nope! “

“Bois come up “

“Both of you “

“Kiss me”

“Hug me”

“You make breakfast “

“Slide down “

“Suck me off”

“Worship me”

“Mmmmm”

“Oooohhhh Gggoooddd”

“Ooohhhh!”

“FUCK!”

“I seduced you “

“Manipulate you “

“Your scent “

“It’s wiping me “

“Oh Sir”

“I love you “

The end

[moon-ursidae]

TLOU HBO EPISODE 2 SPOILERS

general thoughts and shit are going here in a list! see ya’ll on the other side!

got a late start bc i was w a friend i hadn’t seen in a long time.

ANYWAY

oh shit okay jakarta this is where it pretty much started yea?

yuuuup there’s military men

this is so fucking horrifying bro

the slow buildup is so fucking good

i’m excited to see what neil does w this episode bc we know the dude can direct the shit out of a game haha

OH MY GOD WHEN SHE MADE THE INCISION IN THE LEG AND YOU COULD SEE THE GROWTH??? GROSS BUT AWESOME

AND IN THE MOUTH?? STOMACH CHURNING. SO AWESOME.

oh my god wait so the u.s. government probably got the idea to bomb after they did in jakarta?? CRAZY.

i feel so sorry for this woman. she’s absolutely horrified. these poor people in general dude. jesus christ.

the cold opens so far have REALLY set the tone well for the episodes and series as a whole

if anyone skips this intro, i simply do not trust them

BELLIE!!!

this is fucking gorgeous

DIRECTED BY NEIL DRUCKMANN

joel and tess sitting there like parents the next morning after you miss curfew💀💀

“there’s not gonna be anything bad in here?” “just you.” “oh, funny.” THEMMMMMMM AAAHHHHH

his hand :(

anna torv is so pretty

LMAO the difference in what they’re eating

“you must’ve heard that he wants to shoot you.” AND THE WAY HE DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING BLINK

bella is literally ellie you bitches that doubted them better EAT GRASS

“whatever happened to me is the key to finding a vaccine”

LIKE THE GAME HAHA

“fuck you man i didn’t ask for this” !!!!!!!!!!!!

“if she so much as twitches” AND SHE STARTS JOKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

bella is ellie bro

joel is so over this shit lmao

“jesus fine i’ll just have to throw a fuckin sandwich at them.” I LOVE HERRRR

omg joel moving the heavy ass furniture HAHAHAHA

THIS IS FUCKING GORGEOUS

THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD

OMG ALL HER PINS ON HER BAG 🥹

pedro looks so goddamn fucking good my god

omg i remember seeing bts of this SOOOO long ago this is crazy

she lied about riley to tess :(

“mom, dad, boyfriend?” “i’m an orphan and uhh nooooo” so subtle and so good.

THE MUSIC FROM THE GAME AHH it’s changed slightly but it’s the same basically

HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO ATTRACTIVE

sorry haha

THESE PRACTICAL SETS ARE CRAZZZYYYYYYYY

HOTEL???

“i don’t know how to swim.” “seriously?” “you think we have pools in the QZ?” “no, smartass. i mean-“ *jumps in to show her that it’s shallow* “i don’t know how i was supposed to know that” LMAOOO I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH ALREADY

also it’s not the last of us without wading in some gross water

THE FRONT DESK BIT HAHAHA

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

“you’re a weird kid” “you’re a weird kid”

proceeds to get fucking jumpscared by a skeleton and joel jumps to see what’s up

AHHHHH🥺

him reaching to help her up and them both letting go as soon as possible but joel lingers there and looks at his hand🥲

probably bc of the whole infection thing but also 🥺

guys if you have to take the elevator shaft DON’T.

JOEL GRABBING HER HOOD TO MOVE HER💀

BOOSTING HER UP TO FIND A WAY AROUND HAHAHAHAHAHA JSBSJSBSJSBSJHDHDHDHSHSBWKDBK

NOW THIS IS A FAITHFUL ADAPTATION

omg now they’re left alone together HAHA

“where’d you learn to do that?” “the circus” AND HE JUST LOOKS SO EXASPERATED HAHA

i love that ellie is so inquisitive about who joel is in both the game and series now. i would be doing the same if i was traveling with this man i met less than 24 hours ago, but it just hits so much harder knowing what joel’s been through yknow?

him stopping her immediately from asking personal questions bc he doesn’t wanna get attached and doesn’t want her to get attached either bc that would be harder for him AHHHHHHHHHHHH

“how long do infected live?” “oh i thought you went to school” IN SUCH A SASSY WAY I LOVE HIM

he looks so fucking good.

“what about that guy last night?” THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER KSHAKSHSKV

saved by the bell joel haha

HOLY FUCK. THAT’S ALL INFECTED????

i like that this is how they’re introducing the tendrils more. tess is telling both ellie and the audience how they work

“museum.” YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA BABBYYYYYY

BUT ALSO FUUUUUUUUUUCK NO.

these practical sets are INSANE

i fucking love how they’re so smart with each other already

OH FUCK IT’S CLICKER TIME BABYYYY

the way they’re trying to get her to shut up lmao

this is bad. they are making so much noise without making any noise and i’m STRESSED

that’s so many bodies holy fuck

OH MY GOD IT’S THE ROOM FROM THE TRAILER

LEMME SEE THOSE CLICKER PRACTICAL EFFECTS BABY

THE WAY I JUST GOT CHILLS DOWN MY FUCKING SPINE TO MY GODDAMN TOES JUST HEARING THE CLICKING SOUNDS

OH. MY. GOD. THE WAY THEY MOVE. THE WAY THEY SOUND. I AM SO SCARED.

OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK

IT’S SO MUCH BIGGER THAN JOEL OH MY GOD

RUN?? JOEL SKAHSKSBOWBSLWBSKSBE

FUCK TESS IS ON HER OWN. NOOOOO

THIS IS ALSO SO ACCURATE TO GAMEPLAY BC YOU CAN JUST HIDE FROM THEM AGAIN AFTER YOU ATTRACT THEM

THE WAY THAT I’M SCARED TO BREATHE OR MOVE

OH MY GOD THEY’RE FUCKING HORRIFYING

THE SILENCE TO THE CLICKER BEING SO CLOSE AND SO LOUD???????

THIS IS SO CRAZY

OH MY GOD IT’S ONE OF THE FIRST FINAL SHOT THAT THEY POSTED ON SOCIALS

FUCKING JUMPED OVER THE COUNTER???

AHHHHH THIS IS SO SCARY

PLEASE NO TENDRIL I WILL THROW UP

TESS!

tess…

“twisted ankle, but yea.” AND ELLIE GETTING BIT AGAIN AND SAYING “i mean if it was gonna happen to one of us.” AND TESS’S FACE OH MY GOD PLEEEAAASSSSEEEEEEE

THE BLOOD ON HER JACKET :(

OH MY GOD IT’S THE FUCKING SCENE THE PLANK CONNECTING BUILDINGS AND THE SHOT AHHHHH

this is another way i KNOW neil directed this

the way joel is immediately tending to tess :(

and how she’s snappy w him bc he’s being pessimistic, as per usual, and she’s dealing with A LOT rn

he looks kinda hurt dude AHHH

THE SCENE!!!! THE SCENE!!!!!!!

THE SAME MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

i’m crying.

“is it everything you hoped for?” “jury’s still out. but man you can’t deny that view.”

THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HERRRRR

AND HE IS THE LAST ON THE ROOF AND LOOKS AT THE FUCKING WATCH AFTER LOOKING AT THE VIEW MORE😭😭😭

I’M SO EMOTIONAL

and the frame stays on the ladder with the capitol in the background like the game 🥺

omg the way tess is so far ahead of joel and ellie AHHHHHHH

him checking on her arm to see what’s up AHHH

oh fuck. it’s the capitol building.

the way his paternal instincts have already kicked in i can’t. the way he moved ellie from the bodies UGH.

tess’s desperation is so palpable from the moment she stormed inside. anna torv is fucking fierce and i love her.

“that’s not my fucking home!” uh oh.

me during this whole fucking scene:

oh my god.

ALL THE FUCKING RUNNERS UR JOKING

PLEASE DON’T LET HER BE FUCKING MAULED TO DEATH I WILL RIOT

“save who you can save.” I WILL GO INTO THIS IN A SEPERATE POST BC KAHAKSB

the way he DRAGS her out of there.

oh my god. the way she’s left standing there but she takes those last few breaths to recenter herself. FUCK man.

PLEASE DON’T LET HER BE MAULED.

this is almost worse oh my god.

the way she’s frozen in fear oh my god

the tendrils will never NOT be disgusting.

jesus christ.

i fucking LOVE that final shot of ellie. i will also discuss further.

THAT’S IT??? MORE PLEASE OH MY GOD.

i gotta wait a week for bill and frank??? DAMNIT.

IT’S ELLIE’S T-SHIRT!!!!!!

the part where joel is talking to bill looks like a flashback! he’s got a lot less gray goin on. i’m excited to see more of their relationship!

BTS TIME!

YEEESSSSS CLICKER BTS

barrie gower popped the FUCK off holy shit

SEE. THEY PUT HELLA THOUGHT AND RESEARCH INTO MAKING THE CHANGE TO TENDRILS.

FUUUCK man tess was literally about to start her redemption and she finally found hope :(

“neil understands how to create fear” YEA HE FUCKIN DOES GODDAMN

okay! holy fuck! i’m emotional! AHH!

i’m gonna go think about this shit and make seperate posts for my thoughts later bc it’s almost 3am haha

fucking amazing job to the cast and crew again. holy fucking shit.

i’m obsessed.

[halloweenrazorcandii]

haha.

"You NEVER cared about me! I was just- a placeholder for Lilith. I was here to past the time until she came back, I was just here to fill in the void she left, and you know it!"

"Z-Zephryine—that's not true!"

"Then what is? Huh? You can't expect me to believe that you actually fucking loved me Lucifer. You never did! The whole time we were together, all you could think about was Lilith's silhouette within me! That's all you fucking cared about! You even had a son with me—and he's not even our son anymore!"

"You... You don't know what you're saying—"

"For the first time in a long time, I DO know what I'm saying! I know EXACTLY what I'm saying!"

"Zephyrine.. Honey, please—"

"No."

"Please. Please. Please don't do this-"

"Goodbye, Lucifer."

"Zephyrine—"

"For good, this time."

"I-I'll just- Ill just find you! I can- I can fix— Zephyrine, please. I can't- Not you too, please."

"Then I guess I'll just have to keep leaving. You'll give up, eventually."

"NO! I never- Please, if not for me, then for our son. Please, don't do this to him."

"That's not my son. You didn't even know he existed until Charlie told you. And now look at him. We don't even know each other."

"Zephyrine... Please."

my brain fogged out lmaur

IM going to scReAm oh my GOd why wouLD YOU DO ThIS To me SCREAMS AAAHHHHh zephyrinfinally sticking up for themselves? imagine this is as shes leaving the hospital after being shot. goodbye. FLoats AWAY

[moonlightretriever]

thinking about putting you on your back and lifting your ass high in the air and forcing a speculum into your stupid cunt. raping your ass while i spit into your open gape. pulling out and cumming down into your stretched out and sore cunt directly onto your cervix cause while it's not worthy of getting my cock i'm still gonna get you pregnant. make you stay there till you're sure to get knocked up, making you clean up my gock and sweaty nuts with your ass still in the air.

just some thoughts i had. :)

ohhh my fuuucking god this is so so so so so hot this is so fucking hot.... i hope u dont mind me screaming while u do this cuz i will be screaming <333 aaahhhhh having to watch u rape my ass AND knock me up ... my face is getting so red oh my gosh i can feel my ears getting warm ahfdgfdgdf....

mnmffghh after all that i'll even say thank you for knocking me up!! <3 i can literally picture this so vividly in my brain ahhh this is so fucking SEXY!!!!!!!! UR SO FUCKING SEXY ANON THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS!!!!!!!!!

[musette22]

MINNIE. MINNIE. OH MY FUCKING GOD. GOD AS IN SEBASTIAN STAN THE BOUNTY HUNTER GOD. OH MY GODDDD WHAT THE FUCK. I AM SCREAMING SO FUCKING LOUDLY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW I DROPPED OFF THE PLANET IN TERMS OF EVANSTAN FOR ALMOST A WHOLE YEAR NOW AND MY HAPPY FREAKING ASS IS ABOUT TO POST A DRABBLE BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT. I AM- I don’t even know what to do right now because this is better than I could have ever imagined in the year 2023?! Evanstan is alive and well?!!?! *sebastian Stan voice* AHHHHHHHHHH

AAAHHHHH SOPHIE!!!! I knowwww, isn't it incredible 😫😭 I still can't fully believe it!!!

But IT'S REAL, it actually happened and we actually god this, bless us all 💓💓💓💓💓 I'm so glad you're still so excited about it even now, and ooohhhh please do post that drabble, darling!!! I've been wanting to do something myself but I haven't had time yet! It'll happen though, it must 🙌🏻✨️ This is a very very special occasion, EVANSTAN THRIVES and so do we 💖💖💖

[partyinthemysterymachine]

If they married what would their last name be? Two Masons? Sunderlands? I kinda doubt they would double-barrel the surname, cause of Mary. Boy does Munderland sound ridiculous. Imagine if they swapped surnames just to mess with people; someone would call for Mr Mason (hoping for a certain author) then James would just appear. Or maybe they'd just keep their surnames.

..... so i actually rly love talking about this, LOL

bc ACKTSHUALLY, i like to think that they'd go with the hyphenated name - like Mason-Sunderland, in particular. >:3c

tho here and there i've written it in as Sunderland-Mason, and I've actually used only the surname "Mason" for a&s (but also, don't worry about knowing what a&s stands for, bc i promise that it'll only tear ur heart out &lt;;3 RIGHT, @magnolian-gold??? ........ right. >:)))cc) ), but for my own uses and preference, honestly go with the surname Mason-Sunderland. :3c! .. >:3c!

again, i don't post much about it, but Mason-Sunderland is primarily used in the event of -adjacent (an au that is formally called sh-adjacent (as it was in my Notes docs)), and if and when i decide to write some more of my random AUs in which Harry and James are an endgame :3c which there are a lot. .. i have a lot, oh GOD, do i have a lot--

.. but anywhoo: yeah. them's my two cents :3c

hope u enjoyed!! (and i'll add the tags for a&s as well as -adjacent in case u dare to go tag spelunking with this, too >:3c (tho be forewarned for this now-- my "-adjacent" au is NOT GOOMT-compatible, because while it is sort of an offshoot of GOOMT, the timelines and characters have been altered and are NOT the same, with a big, primary difference being that Harry is now trans, and short (demoted to 5'8" 😔 pls pay ur respects in hitting that F in the chat for the poor guy)m and James is, like, well........ Huge. like 6'6" huge. .. yeah. :) and good for him!!!! :3c!)

(and while on that note, too, a&s is also an au that i share with a friend (namely @magnolian-gold, LOL, if it wasn't obvious enough), and contains a LOOOOOOT of Super Sad, And Possibly Triggering Content™️ (such as, including, and not limited to: mentions of self-harm; suicide; grieving and mourning; two men being horribly tragic; and, to top it all off and spin a happier light on the mountain of Hard Things.........: Ridiculous Amounts Of Fluff And Happy Family Hours™️™️ :)!!!)

ANYWHOO. LOL. so YEAH. hope u enjoyed that lil (happy) rant :3c hehe. and idk!! i LOVE the idea that they like to be huge dicks and trolls and swap surnames around, just for the hell of it. i totally imagine that they'd like to be Big Jokesters and fool around with everybody; that's totally in line with what i think their (eventual) marriage would be like >:3c it's really no WONDER where Heather gets her wicked streak, LOL

(tho ok, in addendum: it WOULD be PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY for Harry and James to go with Gail Waters-Waters route and do Mason-Mason or Sunderland-Sunderland (going off ur initial starting comment of Two Masons or Sunderlands), bc that shit would be fucking MINT, LOL!! AAAHHHHH, good times....; and then good times were had by aaaalllll.... >:3ccccccc!!!!)

ANYWAY CHEERS, MATE, AND THANK UUUUU AGAIN SO MUUUUHHHCHHHH ILUUUUUUU~~ 💖💖💖💖💖💖🙏🙏🥺🥺🥺🙏🥺🥚🥚🥚🥚💖💖💖🥚🥚🥚🥚!!!!

[hellfire--cult]

I AM SO SORRY THIS IS SOOO LONG!! BUT THIS IS SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH!! I fucking love Do I Wanna Know?. Got me takes forever to finish it but worth it! You can skip all the way down to bottom 😂

Part one: OH MY GOD. Steve is masterpiece, I would kiss all over his body fuck me. I am sooooo jealous of Barb got a touch lips by Billy! I do wish they could be date together because they’ll be so cute 😭 I DIE IF EDDIE DID TO ME AND, YEAH, I WOULD FAINT TOO!

Part two: Reader is so adorable. I wish Eddie could help me too, I’m not great around guys either. (Panic panic panic) I did laugh when reader yell “I’m sorry” and made Eddie jump, spill coffee. Reader and Robin are perfect best friend, it’s so cute when she told her that she was talking to Eddie, a stripper. JASON? LIKE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JASON CARVER A STRIPPER?!?! I need to know how Jason end up. I did little mad at Eddie because of Harry Potter, I was like how dare him?! 😂 but it cute that he already knew to make her to look at him. Nice one Eddie. You made me look up to see if black is colour, turn out it wasn’t, I am so mad but Black is my favourite COLOUR!!! I’m going to stick with that 😤🖤.

Part three: i love how eddie help her out at the mall (I wish he was there with her) to help pick out the dress (omg beautiful dress) I can see that Robin and Eddie are going to be great friend. First time to see reader dress took Eddie breath, oh yeah he’s going to falling in love with her. “I like spicy.” Eddie held in the smirk at your words, closing his eyes to not make a dirty joke out of it. had me giggling. I like how Steve and Billy gentler with her and helping her too, I like them. Billy… Billy… that goddamn blue eyes. (Hand fan) I had to look up what is Anchovy pizza look likes and ew. Haha there no way I’m going to eat them, I’m on Steve side.

Part four: I am sooooo proud of reader that she did it! Meet the other guys in eyes and didn’t even stutter! Ah so proud. I love how Robin yelled “Holy shit! GOD BLESS STRIPPERS!” got me laugh. I, Lucille, want taste Steve foods, I definitely want to call him my sexy chief. The touch! The TOUCH!! Billy AND Steve kissed?! I must need to see that! I’m sad that Billy is straight 😂 I kinda want Steve and Billy together. Why is so sexy that Billy help Steve, Eddie helped Billy and Steve helped Eddie that I can imagine them, kiss, touch skin and sexy dancing, my god 🫠 And the kiss!! The Kiss!! THE KISS!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Had me MELTING. I’m speechless. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Reader got second kisses from two men in one night! Why can’t that be meeeeee?????? 😭😭

Part five: Austin, oooohhhhh, he likes Harry Potter books, aaahhhhh. I do love Harry Potter, so obsessed and I do have tattoo! (Picture in bottom) Steve spit cheerios out had me laugh, poor Steve! But Poor Eddie. I love Robin taught her to cross her arm and make chest pop. I wish Robin’s my best friend or a real person. And she’s doing a stripper dancing for R! I. Am. So. Jealous. Steve dance for r? My god. BILLY dance for r? OH my god! “Angel” had me sweating and couldn’t breather either. Eddie- Eddie- Eddie- you kill me, you already kill me and I’m dead. I’m going sue you for that. He can take my dollar, no, hundred dollar. “I’ll help you shut your mind off. So… please- please let me make you feel good” o-oh Eddie, please make me feel good. Again… THE KISSING!! (Me: Gif ⬇️) “Feel me” WHY CAN I FEEL THAT?! I NEVER BEEN THAT HORNIEST IN MY LIFE!! I want to give you a handshake for thankfully because that was amazing I ever read. My husband give me the weird look, he asked “why are you so squirming so much?” I actually answered this, “well�� Eddie is fingering me” 🤣 I cannot believe you choose Austin Butler and you got that right, I’m going to sue you. I can’t believe you didn’t pick Jamie/Henry! 🤪

Part six: 22.4K? Sweetheart. Darling. Roe. Whyyyyyyyyyyy?????? I have to make that plan to read them on weekend (my only day off) and it wasn’t easy not to read them! he whispered into his ear the same question he asked you before. "Did you have fun last night?" had me screaming! Reader shaved again and the black laced lingerie set? Oooohhhh I can feel spicy coming 🌶️ the date seem went well but then Dustin called. That little shit. 😅 I hope they meet one day and play game together! He make my cheeks hurt so bad from smiling. I love dustin so much! The smut! THE SMUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!! OH MY GOD I WOULD GIVE YOU THE BEST AWARD!! (Me; gif ⬇️) 🏆🏆 my husband gave me the weird look again 🤣

Part seven: ahh it made me so happier for Eddie and reader (love sight). But………. HOW DARE EDDIE?!?! No wait… HOW DARE YOU?!?! How could you do this to meeeeeeee?? 💔 not the purple dress! I’m so scared for her, I don’t want her to come back in shy again 😭 I hope Eddie better explain that

That’s all folks! Wow! This is incredible I ever read. And yeah, I read them each parts while write the reviews. I never done that before 😂 I’m so sad that your taglist is full but I am super looking forward for more and I cannot wait to read more!

My tattoo 💚

Oh wow LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOU WROTE I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

I love all of your feelings throughout the parts, it does make me feel like i did something right 😭❤

Can't believe you wrote your thoughts and feelings for each part, I am still in awe from reading it all! I am really happy that you liked them so much that YOU WROTE THIS MUCH AND YOU MADE ME SMILE SO WIDE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA

LOL YOUR HUSBAND, I had many people tell me that their partners were looking at them weirdly when reading the smut part or the cute parts of them all, AND I DONT BLAME THEM, NOR YOU, BECAUSE EVEN I THE WRITER WAS KICKING MY FEET WHILE WRITING IT

I AM A FAN OF HARRY POTTER MYSELF, and I lovE YOUR TATOO OMG. THE CUP!? THE DEATHLY HALLOWS?! AND THE FUCKING FLOWERS .S.FS.SE.FS

I love it so much and thank you again for this amazing response, it truly brings a smile to my face to know that I am making people feel these things just by my mere writing 💕💕

[kar1nsworldx]

And top 5 football players

Again, thanks for the ask Ash! 🫶

Oof..top 5 football players you say? Ight.

Kevin De Bruyne - honestly hes the second player that I fell inlove with and that made me appriciate football even more. As a player hes so good, I swear to god he needs an Ballon D'or ASAP. What he dose on the pitch is insane. How he passes the ball, how he scores - cheff kiss 💋 And as a person he is so kind and sweet. AND HES PRETTY. That ginger/strawberry blond hair - MUAH - his eyes 🥹🥹🥹 - and his body >>>>> I love him

Ivan Rakitić - my croatian underrated goat. This man is so talanted, so humble and so nice. His ball knowladge is cheffs kiss 💋 and he as a player and a person - MWUAH 💋 - he is the first player that made me fall inlove with football amd I love him to death. Plus, HES SO PRETTY 🥹 His hair, his eyes, his body, his tattoos - oh mama

Dominik Livaković - our goat of a goalie - our icon - naša duša - hes an amazing goalie and I think his performence at the world cup just showed how good he is - hes also very adorable

Jack Grealish - THAT MAN AAAH - i think Jack is an perfect example that if you give someone a bit of time to adjust they will show world class levels. His first year with City so many people shat on him, but now? Hes fucking fantastic - as a player and as a person. As a person hes soo nice. I love how kind he is, and how lovable he is too. You've probally seen atleast one of his IG post where he has wearing something designer but thats perfectly fine. He dosent flash it off, or brags about it like a spoiled brat - he genuenly wears it because he likes it (AND HE PULLS IT OFF 😻😻😻😻) ALSO - HIM WITH KIDS - AAAHHHHH - hes so sweet with kids and hes so good with them and i love him so much 🫶🫶🫶

And my number 5. favourite player - i cant decide - its all the City players honestly and i coudnt choose - I love them all to death and they all mean so so mucn to me 🥹 The players, the club as a whole helped me thru so so much, thru some of my darkest times their games and posts helped me and I love them all so so much 🩵

Oof, this was hard, but I did it! Also everyone pls send me asks/requests or anything I would love to talk with you lot/answer your questions or just write fanfiction for you lot :))

[fishymom-art]

ARE YOU

FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

WHAT???? OH MY GOD????

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY BONKERS I AM SCREAMING

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AAAHHHHH I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS

AGGHHHDBFJDBFJNFJDND

THAMK YOU THAMK YOU THAMK YOU

a little comic I did for 'taste of his blood' by @fishymom-art on AO3! this fic literally changed my brain chemistry lmk if u were ok w me drawing this :))

[greenfiredragonfly]

Aaaaaaah holy fucking shit I had one of the worst nightmares I've ever got last night. Holy moly christ on a stick. I opened my eyes to my bedroom and was like thank god thank god oh that was a dream aaahhhhh

[floweramongstthecold]

Gawwd you're asking too much for this one. XD I mean I love everything about the game. But let's see the one dungeon that makes me go wild is the Final Days and Alexandria kind of. I went to try Alexandria in duty support because I wanted to see what was going on and man, MAN it's fucking sadder than I thought? Just the lighting and the destruction. The airships. ONE FUCKING EXPLODED! I didn't even know it EXPLODED! I knew it was on fire but then it went BOOM!

Alexandria makes me sad because that place was actually really pretty before the surge. Final Days just hurts my soul cause knowing that we're Azem and then seeing this shit? It makes me go, oh my gawd... that... that was our HOME. Our HOME is being destroyed and we weren't there to help. The people running away, the music, the atmosphere, the visuals just... damn.

Another one is the Endsinger raid. I will never not love the Endsinger raid even though we never fucking get that in rous anymore. I might see if I can do it in duty support or something, I fucking miss that raid. The way the area goes completely dark and you think you fucked up then all of the sudden, the Scions show up praying really hard and make a LIGHT?! They're literally your fucking beacon int he darkness and I... 🙏🏾👌😍 That shit STILL makes me tear the fuck up, I don't care.

And Close in the Distance is my FAVORITE song. I don't fucking care. Some people don't like it, and I don't understand why but I love it SO MUCH! SOOOO SOOOO fucking much that I call it the communitie's Anthem. And the new song from Dawntrail? Smiles? Smiles is so.... gooddd to my ears? Oh and fucking we can't forget In the Balance. I fucking LOVE In The Balance and OH MY GAWD EXPONENTIAL ENTROPY?! Hell yeaah baby, forward and back forever!

I'm STILL kinna mad that whoever wrote Dawntrail made me fall in love with Bakool Ja Ja after I fucking DESPISED him. Not in a "I fucking hate it." way but in a "God dammit they did such a good job, how dare you make me like who I fucking hated?" kinna way. Because they did such a good job? Just.... *melts* uuggghhuhuhuhh! Obviously we're not gonna forgive him for almost fucking killing people but bruh, if you somehow make me like him after I hated him HOW DARE YOU?! XD And it's even more HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU?! Because so many people fucking hated him. I dunno if any people like him now but gawd dammit... just god dammit man. I have no words for that oh and the fact that WUK LAMAT acknowledged how we were feeling too?! LIke... brugh, she hated him and then she liked him. SHE LIKED HIM TOO SUDDENLY AND IT'S JUST SOOO VALIDATIN SOMEHOW?! I can't man, I fucking cant.

OH OH OH OH! Lemme scream about another thing. When Vrtra showed up to help Tuliyollal get rid of Zoraal Ja's ARMY?! I DID NOT EXPECT VRTRA TO FUCKING SHOW UP OUT OF NOWHERE?! Like.... I didn't even recognize him for a minute. I was like THE FUCK DID THAT DRAGON COME FROM?! Then I stared longer and went... now wait a fucking minute... VRTRA?! IT WAS SOOOOOO FUCCCCCKING COOOOOL! Cause like, how far away is Radz-at-han from Tural anyway? How long did it take for him to get there? AND SEEING HIS SISTER?! She's gotten bigger but is still fuckin cute. Just... *sCREMS AND FLAILS AND WIGGLES AND...* AAAHHHHH~! IT WAS SOO FUCKIN AWEESSSOMMEEE!

AND ANOTHER THING! The way they made Alexandria actually just feel like it didn't belong. The atmosphere for that place when you first get there so sooooo fucccking wild? It's just so goooddd! Section 9 drives me fucking crazy to be in though cause it's like you know it doesn't belong and it feels like and it and UUGGGHHHHHUHUHUHUH! *screams into the void and flails into oblivion* IT'S JUST SOOOO COOOOOOLLL! So well done just AAAAAHHHHH~!

Look don't I don't really care about whether or not you think Dawntrail as a whole is good or bad.

That's not interesting.

Instead talk abt what makes you go ABSOLUTELY FERAL from it (or ffxiv in general).

What is it that hits your brain in just the right way to make you fall into a never ending rabbit hole of madness and obsession. A rabbit hole from which you emerge from with endless and absolute knowledge about super niche subjects that may come up in conversations once or twice.

a character? Plot beat? Theme? Job rotations??? A dungeon with absolutely unhinged lore? A random ass sidequest that is somehow relevant still today and lives rent free in your brain???

Go wild w those plz, I need more of those.

[thighridingsamu]

WAIT MORGAN WHAT DID YOU FEEL! SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST 👀

i refuse to make it public that i was attracted to sukuna

so no i will not say it with my chest