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[fbfh]

tristan dugray with baby fever

STOOOOOOOP PLEASE PLEASE KEEP GOING

no bc we've already established a LOT about Tristin. he's dedicated. obsessivley so, even. once he HAS you he doesn't get jealous in a petty way as much as in a puffing out his chest birds acting eccentric to defend their turf way. when he gets jealous the pda goes in FULL SWING. he is so shameless and has just a little sprinkle winkle of bull energy. so you would think that his baby fever comes from this obsessive lovey dovey I want everyone to look at you and know you're mine place right???????? not quite. like it does but not till later. Tristin's baby fever is soul crushingly gut punchingly triggered by watching you interact with a little kid. Chilton is a k-12 school, so this probably started late in your senior year. there was some little kid who was new and got horribly lost and ended up in the high school building instead of the kindergarten building. you and Tristin saw her hiding behind a bench and you stopped to help her. Tristin stood nearby, watching the way you crouched down and introduced yourself in a gentle voice, the softness of your demenor to not scare her. you told her you get lost all the time, and it's normal for a new school to feel scary until you get used to it. you smooth her hair and tell her chilton is really fun and the other kids are nice. you tell her how great the cafeteria is and how cool the junglegym is at recess. you offer to help her find her kindergarten room, and Tristin watches with wide eyes and changing brain chemistry as you scoop up this adorable little kid wearing a backpack as big as she is and walk over to him.

"This is my friend Tristin. Tristin, this is Lilly. Do you wanna walk with us to the kindergarten building?"

Lilly tries to say hi but hides shyly as you chuckle. Tristin walks with you two all the way across campus as you two show Lilly all the cool statues and portraits, all the old trophys and class photos along the way. Tristin works his magic, charming giggles and smiles out of Lilly as you two turn a terrible first day into a pretty good one. You each hold one of her hands and swing her along as you finally reach the kindergarten building, smiling and giggling right along with her until she's safely dropped off at her kindergarten room. Mrs. Benning, the teacher, thanks both of you profusely. Before you part ways, you give Lilly a hug and high five for good luck. Mrs. Benning sends ahead a note so neither of you get in trouble for missing class, and I swear to god, Tristin does not stop thinking about it for weeks.

Flash forward a couple years, Tristin is almost out of college and ready to step into the marketing department of the family business, just like his parents and grandparents planned. One day he gets a call from his dad, telling him that his cousin Honor's baby shower is coming up soon, giving him the details of when to be there and what to bring, but he kind of stops listening after that. Honor's having a baby? like, his cousin Honor? the one that's not too much older than you and him? he stares at you sitting on the floor in front of a mirror, doing your makeup and wearing one of his shirts with the coffee he made you at your side, and suddenly he can't stop thinking about a little toddler that looks just like the both of you running over and sitting in your lap while you do your makeup. calling you mama, shaking a rattle or whatever toddlers play with, wearing those little pajamas with the feet on them... and now it's all he can think about. he knows his dad and grandpa have had his life planned out for him since before he was born, he always knew the timeline was graduate, marriage, kids, take over the family business and he really never had like... a resentful "I hate my destiny" phase with it. Up until high school he was very much in the "oh that's years away that doesn't have anything to do with me and my life yet" mindset. then he met you. and now, standing in the doorway of your shared bedroom in your shared apartment watching you get ready, Tristin is overcome with desire. he wants you. he wants a life with you, he wants to hear you say that he's the father of your child. he wants an unbreakable, irreversable bond of every possible kind with you. chemical, social, legal, eveything. he wants to cuff you, to lock you in. he wants to sleep at night knowing that your and his babies, toddlers, kids, are sleeping soundly in their cozy rooms right down the hall, that you get to sleep next to your husband Tristin, the father of your children Tristin. he wants to hear people call you Mrs. Dugray, wants to bump up his old man to a grandpa, prove to his dad how a dad should treat his children. he wants to break the godforsaken generation cycle that always seems to come with the generational wealth, and raise your kids to be loved and happy and secure. and in that moment, he speedran through all the stages of baby fever to stage 4 extreme terminal the baby fever is baby fevering kinda baby fever. god help you, the (surprisingly short) span of time between now and when you get pregnant???? he's going to be more insufferable than ever.

I will be writing more about how insufferable and nightmare and evil /pos tristin is with baby fever just not in this ask cause it's getting too long. send me more excuses to talk about this.

[okcoolthanks]

Oh hey this is over 1,000 now that’s wild

IT TOOK HALF AN HOUR

AND FELT LIKE SCRAPING AND BARELY HURT AND NOW AND

AND I HAVE A KITTY NOW

ORIGINAL ART BY @sakrafka ONHERE SHESSO COOL AND ITSON ME AND I PAYED LIKE PERMISSION W/THE TATTOO TICKET AND ITS LIKEAGWFEGTHEHSHGSIFHFHSFAUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[organ-harvest-coordinator]

Hi dear mutual fiely is coming for you with their fuckass giratina <3

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[jurassic-cunt]

marc: "Look, I wish I could just disappear. I really do. But unfortunately, I'm still here."

me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

deep breath

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[constellation-skirmishes]

OUUUUUUUGHHHHHH THERE HE IS

ZALLIIIIIII WAAAGHHH HE LOOKS SO GOOD OUGHHH

THATS MY BOY........THATS MY GUY RIGHT THERE......AWUGHFJJ

SCREAMING EXPLODING THROWING UP SOBBING I LOVE HIJM

woudls you like to draw any of mine....take your pick if you want to...

the man the myth the legend

[shunin-gumis]

As Master Joe Wishes - Track 09

Seasonal Team Event - L4mps

Thank you Myun for handling this chapter!

Location: Inside the Company Car

Daniel: Alright, why don't you tell us what happened back there? 

Samejima: Hahhh, the world is going straight to ruin…  Everything’s all in shambles because I messed up… 

Netaro: Sammy, cheer up! Until my planet brings about the apocalypse, you gotta live on!

Samejima: Haah, I got no choice, huh…. That’s the life of an adult. No resting till you’ve paid off your loans.

Daniel: You’ll know when to call it quits.

Daniel: You just gotta keep on struggling ‘till the time comes. 

Samejima: — Alright. That’s all sorted, then.

Samejima: The main player of Anonymous came onto the scene late, and then they disguised themself as me and hijacked the chain of command at the scene, taking Joe away.

Samejima: My impostor must’ve forced the detectives out of the car around the Shuto Expressway area. 

Samejima: That guy — We’ll call him X— his motives are quite complex. He ordered members ABC to act as his decoys while he escaped from the manor. 

Samejima: They must have escaped from the police car into a vehicle they prepared ahead of time.

Netaro: You’re saying that during that sequence of events, our dear Sammy was all tied up and gagged?

Samejima: Stopp!!! Don’t remind me! You’re gonna make me cry!! 

Daniel: If they’re planning to flee the country, they’ll have to go through Tokyo Metropolis International Airport first.

Daniel: They probably didn’t take into account that their disguise would be found out so quickly, nor that they’d get caught up in some car chase.

Samejima: I wonder…Putting aside the members ABC who were left behind, X seems quite capable of making a solo getaway. Even if they had to do it by force, they could probably blend in with the crowd at the airport and slip away.

Daniel: Welp, looks like it’s gonna be a race to see who can get to the airport first.

Daniel: Though, won’t we get a ticket for speeding?

Samejima: It’s okay. The road’s been closed off since morning for this escort under the guise of construction work.

Daniel: So that’s how it is. Ya hear that, bikers? 

Nagi: The Shuto Expressway. We won’t get our license suspended by riding tandem, right?

Ryui: Dumbass, you’re gonna make us fall over!!

Nagi: Ryui, you need to hold on tighter or we’ll be off-balance.

Ryui: Fuck off!!

Daniel: Doesn’t look like there’s a speed limit. Feel free to go full throttle in order to get the little lady back.

Nagi: Okay.

Location:  Highway

Nagi: Ryui. If we go at this speed, I’ll be able to stabilize the bike better. That okay?

Ryui: Don’t ask me about every little thing. 

Samejima: —Please listen, you two.

Samejima: It’s going to be a dangerous road from here on out. As embarrassing as it is to admit, our unit won't be able to get there in time.

Samejima: If you’re even a little bit unsure, please do not hesitate to pull back. That might even work better for us—

Ryui: We’re going. We’re absolutely doing it.

Ryui: I’m not doing it for Joe. Everything I do is for Toi above all else.

Nagi: …Yeah. 

Nagi: Me too, I want to save our master.

Nagi: Let’s go, Ryui.

Samejima: —I understand. Thank you for your assistance.

Samejima: In that case, Yowa-kun, if you would.

Netaro: Leave it to me~! Daa, get me closer to the bike.

Daniel: ’Kay.

Nagi: ? Netaro, it’s dangerous to lean out of the window.

Ryui: What’s with that fancy-ass feathery device?

Ryui: You tryin’ to stick that on the bike?

Netaro: I invented it in a jiffy just now, I call it my “Breaking through the Stratosphere Over-the-Rainbow Booster Engine”!

Netaro: The feathers on the sides were made in the image of Icarus’s wings♪

Ryui: Won’t they fuckin’ melt!!!!! 

Netaro: Aaaand, the installation is finished. Gii, give twisting the grips and upping the throttle a go.

Nagi: Okay, I’ll—

Nagi: !!!??

Location: Inside the Company Car

Nagi & Ryui: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Daniel: Ooh, those two were gone in the blink of an eye…

Netaro: WAHAHA! Their screams are quite pleasing to my eardrums♪

Samejima: … Ah, dawn is breaking.

Location: Inside Car

Anonymous Member A: Phew~ Seriously, thanks for saving our asses.

Anonymous Member B: If things kept going downhill like that, I probably would never have seen my family again. 

Anonymous Member C: You sure this teddy bear is really a “national treasure?”

X: …..

Anonymous Member A:  O-Oi, stop talking while driving. 

Anonymous Member A: Don't let your guard down till we get to the airport.

Anonymous Member C: R-Right. Sorry. 

Joe: (This is the man who pretended to be Samejima. He may have donned a mask and sunglasses to hide most of his face, but I can still feel a chilling gaze coming from him…)

X: Here, use this.

Anonymous Member B: Eh, scissors…?

X: Our mission isn’t to take this teddy bear back. It's to find the "precious treasure." So there's no problem if we make it easier for us to carry around.

X: … Do you understand what I’m saying? 

Joe: ……！

Anonymous Member B: W-Well… Then, starting with the nose….

Joe: No!! Halt this instant!!

X: !

Anonymous Member A: W-What the hell, the back window just cracked!!

[thewhiteguy]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[biblicallyaccuratefour]

Hey, Look this Here! Yuri + Gacha Life 2 !

OML!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Happy battery acid addict noises.*

WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWO TYSM!!!!! ^^

[simcardiac-arrested]

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kitten can you keep it down daddy just got home from a long day at work

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 419:

*The Steam Team are exploring an haunted house*

Toby: Oh goodness, I don't really like this.....

Harriet: *Breaking into a cold sweat* YOU THINK I LIKE THIS AS WELL!?!? I'M ALREADY COVERED IN SWEAT!!!!

James: *Sneers at Harriet* Okay, that is ridiculously fucking disgusting. What are you, a hagfish???

Georgia: Enough! Enough! Gentlemen, ladies and gender neutral people! We must stay calm and think rationally! That way, we can-

*A ghost suddenly appears in front of the engines*

Everybody: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: .......

Emily: H-How are you not screaming Percy????

Tomine: *Waves her hand in front of Percy's face* Hello?!? Hello?!! Percy, are you not possessed already?!?

Percy: This has to be the most boring jumpscare that I have even seen in my life... 😑😑😑😑

*The ghost then pulls out a fucking gun and points at Percy's head*

[stuffymcstuffsworld]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Me looks up as reader in my head slams into me at full speed.

Reader in my head screams: LOADED DICE!!!!

Me:...

Reader in my head waiting for me to understand

Eyes wide mouth opens slightly me whispering: he gave you loaded dice

[aries-wants-anarchy]

FUCK YEAH I DID IT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tearsofgenshin]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(Got me sobbing on my sheets rn)

i will wait for you [spoilers for p5 royal …..]

…. hahaha … a little bit late to the absolutely regular day that is 2/2 … hahah… anyway fav frames

[lesbiancharliedalton]

THEN WHY DID YOU POST ABOUT IT A FULL YEAR LATER AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[skiddlecat]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[notmuchtoconceal]

[ ... ]

In my rear-view mirror

the sun is going down.

Sinking,

behind bridges in the road

I think of all the good things

that we have left undone.

But I suffer premonitions

confirm suspicions

of the holocaust

to come.

/ . / . / .

the rusty wire

that holds the cork

that keeps the anger

i n

gives way

and suddenly

it's d a y

again

the sun is in the east

even though the day is done

two suns in the sunset

pffft

could be

the human race

is run

. / . / . / ( o ) .\ .\ . \

LIKE THE MOMENT WHEN THE BREAKS LOCK

AND YA SLIDE TOWARDS THE BIG TRUCK

o h n o

YA STRETCH THE FROZEN MOMENTS WITH YOUR FEAR

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AND YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THEIR VOICES

mommy mommy

AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE THEIR FACES

YOU HAVE NO RECOURSE TO THE LAW ANYMORE

[ . . . ]

and as the windsheild melts

and my tears e v a p o r a t e

leaving only charcoal to defend

finally i understand

the feelings of the few

ashes and diamonds

foe and friend

we were all equal

in the end