#A little harsh

[lostwithspace]

OC Insight: What kind of love are you?

Tagged by @galranrepard

Rio

[macaroni-rascal]

What did you think of the ShibSibs? Any favorite moments or programs?

I forgot they were even a thing until I got this message. I think they had some nice moments -- their spins were fast, their twizzles were good, that blues short dance was their best program because it had personality, I think their upgraded Fix You at 2016 Worlds was their best free dance, but only because the music did about 70% of the work. They were, on the whole, very boring. Solid skaters (her way stronger than him) but less than zero charisma on the ice.

[dreaminmetaphors]

Limes

Okay, you just crossed the line in a big way,

so now we're gonna have a little talk, you & me.

Don't think I haven't noticed how the world is changing.

Portland used to be a slate gray winter,

hazing a drizzle-cloud around rather than downpouring up on ya,

I didn't mind the rain; it's what I came here to plant myself in,

but now? It comes down 1-night-stand hard & heavy,

pounding it fast as if to get it over with.

Alternate winters bring weeks of bitter cold cloudlessness,

though I realize you're messing with my head on that one,

gradually warming up the threshold of what cold means.

Global Warming, I see what you're doing, and I don't like it,

but I'm willing to accept the future with you in my life--

As long as you do NOT mess with my limes.

See, I don't drink soda except when there's rum in it,

and where one little squeeze can make a good drink great,

juicy, chunky limes have straight-up rescued some miss-mixed messes.

Think how the lime's acidity pulls all the flavors of Pad Thai into a choral harmony.

I love my limes. After I've got my squeezing out, I'm not done.

I'll eat every bit of that tart, sticky flesh.

I accept the pucker-face.

LIVE that pucker-face like breathing through a yoga position...

So. Time for the reckoning:

Polar bears? Yeah, our bad.

& that ice cap slowly gliding off Antarctica.

(Ozone almost patched, too.)

There's probably other stuff I should be worried about, yeah?

Funny thing is, I don't mind an explosion of tornadoes ripping up Arkansas every April.

Nobody else is volunteering to pry guns from their shit-stupid redneck fat-fingers.

After Stand Your Ground, kids playing Hunger Games,

& don't think I forgot those butterfly ballots,

another Category 5 hurricane, or fuck it, show us what a Category 6 is

could be the best thing to happen to Florida.

Rest of America would taste that rainbow.

Yeah, I realize I'm sacrificing Key Lime Pie, but that's mostly marketing.

The majority of limes come from Mexico, where they're experiencing more droughts in the growing area...

So let's deal. You can pimp slap the American South

like you were the reincarnation of General Sherman.

They deserve it. Again.

I'll even throw in Manhattan:

drown those coke-snorting Wall Street rats in the subway tunnels.

But do not Do Not destroy my limes.

Do you realize how hard it is to replicate lime with artificial flavoring?

Unlike strawberry, so easy to forge that only the freshest real deals make the fakes offensive,

No one really does it. Lime runts are chalky.

Skittles gave up and switched in green apple when they couldn't get the lime right.

You can barely catch the tart shock of how a lime feels even standing in the lime light!

So I will do whatever I need to.

Even if I have to travel to a now-defrosting Northern Canada,

Buy up soon-to-be-sunny beachfront property,

plant my own lime trees all across my acres,

I'll do that while the rest of a stupid humanity is dying out like dinosaurs.

When you're all out of fossil fuel fools feeding your feedback loops,

whose pollution are you gonna use?

You gonna come crawling back like spring?

Or be falling at my feet like autumn leaves, all at once these days,

in between the two remaining seasons?

I've been cutting out red meat. I don't even drive a car. I will give you NOTHING.

Global warming, this is a warning: I will have my limes.

I WILL HAVE MY LIMES!

Do Not FUCK with my LIMES!!!

[ferrettaur]

sex and magic trans pride flag

[bee-sidebranch]

gourmrolllll

reblog to gourmroll your mutuals <3

[waterisntreal]

God I loved protective Sklonda this episode

I mean this woman likely watched her son livestream his own death a couple months ago. And at around that same time learned that the reason her husband is dead was because his friend got him murdered

[madly-empirical]

once again people are out there wasting their time and mine by having dumb opinions

[driftsart]

More than meets the eye

Tiny reminder: I DO NOT ship Blitzbee! Therefore this is NOT Blitzbee art! Blitzwing is like a mentor to bee. :)

[nomiyakazehaya]

the world's on fire and we're just killing time we're just here to watch it burn

slightly different version under the cut because i liked both and couldn't make up my mind

[mothmore]

sometimes i open tumblr and find i have a billion notifications waiting for me. i wonder who could be responsible ?

makes me giggle everytime !

[kingstooth]

[guy who put a lot of thought into fantasy cuisines based on regional ingredients + cooking methods + class voice] i'm SO normal about food you guys have no idea

[m-comma]

The pages remind me you'll always be a villain, your desires convince me you've always been human

[donnyclaws]

THEY CALLED IT GODLAND

A1 posters for school, using my spec bio setting idea as the backbone. Only had 6 weeks to make everything you see here, truly and honestly drug me through the mud in a My chronic pain is much worse now kind of way. Happy with the work, bitter about how hostile university is ect. I'll post more development stuff from my backlog later, and it's something I want to keep working on. For now enjoy my penguins and open this in a new tab to read ��

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[the-jamless-one]

bill cipher human design number 858373 coming right up !!!! dont mind the drastic style change i did these like a week apart 😓

[wildcreativemastermind]

Reading no Order 66/no Empire AUs is an experience.

On the one hand, yay these characters I think deserve better get to have a better fate! It's so good! Everything and everyone is so happy!

And then I remember that Luke and Leia are coming along, and there's generally nothing stopping Anakin and Padme from trying to raise them, and I realize that there a couple of characters that are going to suffer in ways they don't deserve to.

[orbmanson7]

my wrist is killing me today, so have another redrawn doodle that I wanted as a sticker