#A Very Marvel Christmas
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Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.
Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.
But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.
The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.
(^insane about silly catholic dogs)
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#absolutely losing my mind over this#how dare you come to my house and deliver a poignant character analysis cloaked in metaphors and symbolism#I went all day thinking about pomegranates#doing late christmas shopping? pomegranates#glazing ham? pomegranates#watching futurama with siblings? pomegranates#they're still kind of an exotic fruit where I'm from and I only got around to trying one a handful of years ago#some fruits offer themselves readily but pomegranates are hard and resistant and require a bit more specific handling#I looked up a guide and even then the kitchen counter ended up a murder scene#I've gotten better but I know some people can open them very neatly and I still haven't figured out the right technique#I love you anon I love the fact that you've clearly been rotating my silly catholic dogs in your head#and are able to put your thoughts into words with such marvelous grace and eloquence#surely it must not yearn to be eaten UNFATHOMABLE#answered#anonymous#gift art#Vasco#Machete#pomegranates are canonically one of Machete's motifs/symbols but I never thought of them from this angle#at least not this extensively
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Ghost horses sweater knitting is complete!!!
#I'm marveling at the one wider sleeve bc my tension has gotten so much better since i started this bad boy#I really am very pleased with it!!!#though i think it's gunna be too big so it will be frogged after Christmas and I'll knit it smaller XD#but for now!!!#heart eyes at me finishing this beauty!!!#knitblr#knitting#sweater knitting#lionknits
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agatha all along slapped so hard it made me (an avid marvel ignorer) cave and watch the mcu the right from the beginning
#I never thought I'd be into marvel#but uh. here we are I guess.#I wanted context for AAA so I watched wandavision (which also slapped)#and then wanted to know more#so I considered watching multiverse of madness#but there was so much I didn't know#so I wound up right at the beginning#just finished ironman#I didn't want to like it... I really didn't#I thought I could say 'well I tried. mcu just wasn't for me.. AAA and wandavision were just standouts'#but I very reluctantly enjoyed ironman#listen listen listen#yeah it's not perfect and there are things that irk me. yeah I was laughing at the 'physics' the whole time.#but 'douchey playboy genius-millionaire-weapons-company-ceo realises that his company is evil and develops morals' was a good concept okay#idk how long I'll last before i give up#there is a LOT to get through#but its kinda fun background entertainment as I do my christmas crocheting#sigh. I CANNOT believe I'm using this tag....#marvel mcu#cosmo discovers marvel#agatha all along
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Howard reminisces about Christmas on his world, while Carol talks about how her parents divorced on Christmas (which led her to hate Christmas, and suffer the pains of a childhood divorce). I like the direction this story is taking. And the art isn't bad. Gene Colan still does great work in Black and White, apparently. (Howard the Duck vol 2 #4):
#howard the duck#htd#christmas#divorce#a very serious story#which isn't uncommon for howard the duck comics#comic books#comics#marvel#marvel comics#gene colan#reading comics
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so there's this disney bejeweled knock-off that I play on my phone (what can I say, I'm a sucker for repetitive movement games that also allow me to propel gonzo or sora at the board) and they keep introducing new characters for the game but like. they have hundreds now and they are clearly starting to scrape at the bottom of the barrel.
they've been delving into properties that disney technically owns but that you would never expect to see in a disney game, like, I shit you not, the golden girls, and at this point I am just counting down the days until they finally introduce my beloved and very stupid vampires.
please, disney. it would be so funny. I know you'll never put colin robinson in a kingdom hearts game, but you can at least let me attack vampire mickey mouse (a character that currently exists within the game) with guillermo de la cruz or something. you own both properties. you have the power. let me do it. let me force donald duck and nadja of antipaxos to fight to the death. let me do it. it would be so funny.
#this is not actually going to happen but it would be VERY funny if it did#continuously pushing for wwdits to show up in kingdom hearts#the day they put anastasia characters into this game was a day that was... divisive lmao#rn they're letting me get muppet christmas carol characters which is fine too BUT#hear me out disney#...guillermo de la cruz#give him to me#actually I'm just realizing now how funny it is that the golden girls made this game before the marvel characters#(other than bh6)#I wonder if it's a rights thing... they have star wars and -- for some reason -- ice age...#they have TITANIC in this game let me have VAMPIRES
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hey hey hey good morning good morning do I have your attention okay great
don’t be a fucking dick in people’s asks. Don’t send a bunch of hate to fucking fic writers because you didn’t get what you wanted. Don’t fucking do that. It’s shitty and you ruin the whole experience for both the writer and the other people reading the fics. Fanfic doesn’t really have any rules, except for one main one: don’t be an asshole.
if you do that you’re a loser and I hope that when we all inevitably go to hell you’re forced to lose at monopoly for the rest of eternity okay bye
#i’m in a silly goofy mood#but seriously that’s not cool#Like at all#makes me sad to hear that a very beloved author on here has had to stop posting their holiday special stuff because of a bunch of assholes#river ratatouille rambles#bucky barnes x reader#marvel#mcu#marvel fanfic#fanfic authors#fanfiction#and if the author who was bombarded with that bullshit somehow sees this#I love you and you didn’t deserve that and you deserve all the forehead kisses you want#Okay merry Christmas happy crisis merry Chrysler
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torn between "letting fandom have it's fun however it wants" and posting something like "the only reason we know so much about the Norse gods in the first place is that nobody was celebrating Christmas while they were writing that stuff down."
#i get it i know yeah some people are REALLY into christmas#and there's worse Xmas Fic Ideas out there (usually involving Actual Currently-Observed Faiths)#but it does feel a *bit* odd when the Characters Who Definitely Celebrate Christmas include gods from entirely separate pantheons u kno?#but yes Scandanavia being Christianised relatively late and them having the chance to get literate before that happened#is why we even know who many of these borrowed-by-Marvel gods are and what they supposedly did#compare the anglo-saxons where we have very few pagan texts and some of the theonyms have had to be reconstructed#and stuff like who's 'eostre' other than her name survived in the name of a major christian festival? who was she? what'd she do?#so a lot of what we 'know' about Old English religion is inferred from what we know about the Norse beliefs#why is that? because the english celebrated christmas well before the norse did.#loki series
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Ok so I took it out of the box before I snapped the pic bc I got too excited and impulsive lol
But yea my best friend won Christmas this year lol 😆😍🥰💖🫶🎄
This is why she’s my best friend 🥰🫶💖
I will be putting her in a new pose every month starting January 😝
#yelena belova#black widow#black widow 2021#mcu#avengers legends#figurine#posable figure#ha what a poser 😜#Christmas#Christmas 2022#christmas presents#best friends#my bestie knows me very well#florence pugh#marvel legends series#marvel legends
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Brandon's Very Merry Haunted Christmas - A.J. Sherwood (Mack's Marvelous Manifestations, book 1)
Synopsis
When Brandon Havili gets recruited by the FBI, he’s immediately assigned to shadow his brother and the psychic Donovan’s anchored to. Brandon doesn’t mind this in the slightest. He loves his brother, Jon seems cool, and it’s a great way to learn how to be an anchor, which is what the FBI wants him for. It’s supposedly three weeks of just following people around and observing.
But there’s a hitch in the plans. Brandon accidentally picks up a hitchhiker of the ghostly variety. Donovan is NOT pleased. Jon is amused to no end.
Dealing with the ghost means going back to the place Brandon accidentally got it from, Eureka Springs, Arkansas. They expect to meet up with an FBI medium, exorcise said ghost, and go home again.
FBI Medium Mackenzie Lafayette is not at all what Brandon expects. And for once, he’s quite happy to ditch the plan. Returning to Nashville can wait. He’s got a sexy medium to figure out first.
My Thoughts
Did Brandon intend on gifting Jon a haunted snowglobe? No. Did he do it anyway? Yes. Did Donovan freak out? Also yes. And it was all extremely entertaining. But of course, this doesn’t solve the problem of getting the ghost out of the snowglobe. But what does is calling the FBI and requesting the assistance of their paranormal activity division. Which leads our ragtag team from Nashville right to Mack Lafayette, a medium in training with the FBI. Which works out well in Brandon’s favour, as he’s an anchor in training with the FBI himself.
Brandon and Mack meeting is just as explosive as when Jon met Donovan. The chemistry was instantaneous , but it was also more than that. It was Brandon being honest with himself, and coming to terms with his bisexuality. And it was Mack being honest about the struggles he’s faced not only as a medium, but as a gay man in the Louisiana bayou. They were quick to have open and honest discussions, but as Jon learned, once you have the undivided attention of a Havili, there is very little that will take that attention away.
While the ghost hunting in this particular story was rather low stakes, it was a really great introduction to this series. I’ve been emotionally invested in Jon and Donavan’s adventures from the beginning, and now I’m really looking forward to getting to know Brandon and Mack better through their adventures. I’m just as emotionally invested in them, and I’m really looking forward to this series!
#Book thoughts#Brandon's Very Merry Haunted Christmas#A.J. Sherwood#Mack's Marvelous Manifestations series#Catt reads#Catt's life in books
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hi who wants to hear my crackship of nature girl x dryad
plz I think the way out of nature girl's emo phase is sapphics hear me out plz
#nature girl#lin li#dyrad#callie betto#armageddon girl#x-men#marvel comics#IM SORRY FOR SPAMMING THE X MEN TAG WITH MY BAD ART IM SORRY#earth 616#look hear me out they are very similar and i think nature girl's frustation besides the whole bs with curse is the fact that she feels#misunderstood and lost between nature and human and not accepted by either sides#her other friends kinda dont encourage her interests are like okay....#NOW DRYAD THATS WHERE SHE COMES IN#HER HOBBIES ARE GARDENING AND SPENDING TIME WITH HER DAD AND SHE DISLIKES CORPS#she can be like nature girl's anchor to humanity and stuff#like i know nature girl said christmas is her least favorite holiday because she can hear the trees scream#LIKE THAT IS SCARY AND OVERWHELMING#anyway i have a lot of thoughts and not a lot of space#i know like dryad had 12 apperances....I must write my own canon..#my art#j-posting
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Discovered the Spidey Bells album before going to Holiday Family Dinner this Christmas Day.
#merry christmas#screenshots#a very spidey christmas#rosemary#happy holidays#cheese#christmas cookies#itunes#habit#hobby#album cover art#spider man phase#christmas album#into the spider verse#cookies#music playlist#layouts#ai art exploring#spidey bells#marvel animation#spontaneous mix#supaidaman#pokemon#mew and mewtwo#artist credits#streaming wish#superhero pose#tc 96#christmas 2023#james team rocket
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NEW MCU UPDATE!
It has been announced that Gonzo from The Muppets is set to join the MCU in the next Phase! Many fans are speculating he will be the next Iron Man! Wow!
Follow for more Marvel Cinematic Universe News!
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Captain Marvel Adventures (1941) #51
#it’s interesting to me that at this point in his life Billy isn’t interested in discovering blood relatives#I mean part of it is that there’s been stories playing with that concept as well as discovering long lost relatives of Captain Marvel#so he’s learned from those experiences that they always (with the exception of Mary) turn out to be mistakes#so he begins this interaction set to be skeptical#but there’s also ‘I have my job to do! I can’t leave!’#he’s not hoping that it turns out to not be a mistake this time#with Mary he was very excited to reunite with her#he does not then fundamentally change his life style#and I remember a story from before that where Billy was tricked by someone into thinking that they were long lost relatives#and it read to me that when Billy discovered it was a ruse and transformed into Captain Marvel#that Captain Marvel was harsher than normal with the criminals because of how personal a breach that was#so this is something that he’s come to over time and isn’t how he’s always been#and there are two more recent to this point stories I’m thinking of#one where Billy is a bit sad to not have a family to spend Christmas with#and is instead working at Station Whiz on Christmas Eve#but isn’t like super dramatically sad about it#and one where a woman moved in with Billy to try to mother him#and he was frustrated with his life not being his own and was relieved when she left#which is tied into how her presence was messing up his work#and it’s really significant to me how Billy doesn’t have friends from the period of time in which he was homeless#it’s only when he was in a better position in life that he was able to form real lasting relationships with people#I would consider Billy giving up his job at Station Whiz to be paramount to giving up his ability to transform into Captain Marvel#with how much power and control it gave him over his own life at a time when he had barely any#he’s already living what is largely his own wish fulfillment fantasy- though I doubt he could have actually imagined something this great#so even if he has some dissatisfaction sometimes he’s not genuinely wishing for something different#and I think that over time as Billy has been really living this life he's become deeply satisfied with it#fawcett comics#billy batson#my posts#comic panels
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Fuck it I'm bored so here's a ranking of different Peter Parkers by how Jewish they are
Dead last, obviously, is MCU!Peter Parker. This version of Peter is the farthest from comic canon to the point of being almost unrecognizable at times. Also, Tom Holland answered the question "is peter parker Jewish" in a Wired Autocomplete Interview a while back with a very baffled "no", cementing him forever as my sworn enemy. So he's actually the only peter parker who, at least by word of God, is canonically NOT Jewish. -1000000/10
Next up is Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker. I think this Peter is... fine, at least he's much closer to comic canon than MCU!Peter, but honestly that's not saying much considering how far the MCU strayed from comic canon or even the spirit of comic canon. But like overall, Sam Raimi's movies just aren't particularly interested in presenting Peter as Jewish, so, eh. 1/10
By far the most Jewish of live action Peters is TASM!Peter, also by far the most comic accurate of live action Peters. I'd be remiss not to mention the fact that Andrew Garfield is Jewish, and he understands the character so fucking well. He stated on record that he played Peter as Jewish and that he sees Spider-Man as an inherently Jewish character:
However, the Webb movies still do not textually define him as Jewish, and the best parts of Andrew's Peter's Jewish subtext are better when viewed in light of the comics. Overall, 6.5/10
Next up is the original, our beloved comic book Peter, pictured here saying Happy Hanukkah in a panel from Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. Comic Peter is one of the most heavily Jewish coded comics characters of all time, which is saying something considering how Jewish comic books are as a medium. Obviously he was created and often written and drawn by Jewish writers and artists, but beyond that his driving ethos and values are incredibly Jewish, and as a bonus he's constantly sprinkling Yiddish and Jewish phrases into his speech, alongside things like the above panel where he outright acknowledges Jewish culture in a scene where everyone else is saying merry Christmas. However, despite the extremely heavy coding, Marvel Comics are fucking cowards, and he has yet to be confirmed Jewish, so I must give him a measly 8/10.
Finally, the cream of the crop, the most Jewish of all Peter Parkers, Into the Spider-Verse's Peter B. Parker my beloved!!! Peter B. is voiced by Jake Johnson, himself a Jewish actor, and is a phenomenally accurate representation of comic book canon - but he also has the unique quality of being canonically, textually, in the actual movie Jewish! It's a bit of a blink and you'll miss it scene, but when we get introduced to Peter B. in his "one more time" segment, we see his wedding to MJ, where he steps on a glass. This is a Jewish minhag - custom - meant to represent the destruction of our Temple and Jerusalem, as well as remind us that sorrow and joy come intertwined, and is one of my personal favorite Jewish customs. It's a phenomenal moment in the best Spider-Man movie, and while this version of Peter would have been my favorite film version regardless, his Jewishness absolutely pushes him even further up. 13/10, no complaints
#jew tag#jumblr#comics#marvel#marvel comics#spiderman#peter parker#peter b parker#spiderverse#into the spiderverse#tasm#sam raimi#the amazing spider man#mcu#gail speaks#jewish superheroes
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Kevin Feige, if you don’t cut OP a sweet 3-picture deal with full creative control, you can kiss MCU fanbase goodwill goodbye.
thor love and thunder would have been better if during that scene with all of the gods instead of introducing Zeus they introduce jesus as the head god except its very obviously just Loki with a fake beard and a white robe so then Thor has to team up with Loki/Jesus for the rest of the movie. Loki/Jesus also has knives shaped like crucifixes thank you goodnight
#mcu#hire op to write this movie#I feel like Jesus-Loki’s secret weapon should be a holy hand grenade.#it’s a very Loki Christmas!#wait!#this could be a musical extravaganza#Thor: Gold Frankincense#and murder#thor love and thunder#marvel#jesus#loki#Thor#disney+
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From @agentvharrison:
Day 1: Almond and orange lace cookies dipped in dark chocolate
Day 2: Cranberry-orange meltaway cookies
Day 3: Honey walnut cookie sticks
Day 4: Gingerbread bars with cream cheese frosting
Day 5: Soft chocolate-gingerbread cookies
Day 6: 'Gingy-bread' men
Day 7: Walnut cinnamon cookies
Day 8: Double dark chocolate merlot cookies
#Cookie Christmas Time 2022#food cw#agentvharrison#v: the thunder of guns tore me apart#these are very specific to Dean Winchester's Marvel verse#but I'm also so behind on posting them that regular commentary won't happen this year#he loves it though#between her and Hazel he is well fed
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