#A SWEETS HAG?

[monstersdownthepath]

What's your thoughts on new Hags like the Cuckoo Hag?

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[tires screeching noise]

Did Paizo sneak brand new monsters into Monster Core?! I thought it was just updated reprints of Bestiary 1 and 2! Man, now I HAVE to buy it, I guess...

[raspberryfries]

here's a cherik valentine's day card free for all of you to use!

i was considering making a shit joke about their divorce(s) but i decided to go the sappy route, bc i think it'll be a bit more unique. hope y'all enjoy!

[sinful-lanterns]

Okay so I found out that the cute chocolate prize you get at the end of the Chcocolate War event, is given to you by the sinner you happen to have in your lobby!

I got mine from Garofano! As she just so happened to be lounging in my lobby ☺️ curious to know what kind of chocolates did you guys get, as the chocolates and sinners vary depend on who you had on your home screen at the time <3

[ttrpg-smash-pass-vs]

We reach the end of our Hags with the Sweet Hag! They use sweets and pleasant vibes to draw people in, especially those unlikely to be missed. Thier food can hold spells, and they innately have magic to charm, shrink, daze, make you laugh, or put you to sleep. As well as being able to turn invisible, create sweets from nothing, and enhance food and drinks (either making them taste better or turning them into something else, like water to wine). Of course then they'll use people for mundane labor and/or sap thier strength with a touch and eat them. They can also shapeshift into other humanoids, with thier true form resembling a melting taffy with gumdrop eyes.

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

Personal opinion but I don't think Nana Morri gets enough heat for magically stretching Fearne's time in the Feywild.

The hag turned 6 years of Fearne's life into a century and sure, her cold feelings towards Birdie and Ollie leaving are valid but WHO TURNED DOWN THE FUCKING THERMOSTAT???

[coquelicoq]

good morning can i show you guys the christmas card my little sister wrote me in french (she does not know any french)

joyeux Noël, j'espère que vous comprenez ce que je dis compte tenu de la fiabilité de Google Translate. Jespère qu'à l'avenir nous voir plus de deux fois par an. Je ne sais pas vraiment quoi dire d'autre, alors joyeux Noël et j'espère que papa t'a offert. Profitez également des autres choses que je mets sur la carte au lieu de vous ècrire un essai complet.

and then she wrote me a little crossword and a "connect the language to its way of saying 'merry christmas'" game 😭

[swordmaid]

i think i hauve covid

[sevennbees]

a little treat my dear lest ye horrors persist

[straylaughs]

listen im sure its just me missing sk8 terribly but MAN arajin being introduced to the class the same way langa was, the fact that he only has his mom(?), the character designs and music, the colours red and blue showing up throughout the show,,,

[lotusflowerbreakingthesurface]

《雪山客》 “𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒚 𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏”

PingXie Only Fic Rec No. 151 | Zhang Qiling × Wu Xie (Daomu Biji) Fanfiction by 槐安国师

Rated T (M for the Extra Story) | 9 Chapters + 2 Extras + 4 Bonus Content | Complete | Chinese

❅ 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬: AU Setting—Childhood Friends, Tibetan Background/Setting, Sweet Fic, HE

❅ 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬: Third Person POV

❅ 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲:

When Xiaogou (Wu Xie) was a child, he traveled to Motuo with Wu Sanxing, and met Baima, who ran an inn, and her cool little son. He was fooled into calling Baima "Mom" for several years, and finally called her "Mom" for the rest of his life, and even successfully kidnapped the child back home.

❅ 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧:

This is really a cute and interesting story ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ And the plus point of this fic is I can see Xiaoge (and Wu Xie) grow up with Baima. Their interactions with Baima are so wholesome, it's very enjoyable to read ♡

❅ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝: Lofter (Page 2/2)

©Divider by @strangergraphics | ©Pictures by 张起灵's and 吴邪's Weibo

[justicegundam82]

Pathfinder 2E to 1E Conversion: Sweet Hag

This creature was relatively easy for me to convert, mechanically speaking. But as for its flavour text (no pun intended, of course), it was a whole other matter. The Sweet Hag involves a lot of potentially triggering material, for which I have given warnings below. I hope this new conversion doesn't become too shocking.

And as always, enjoy, and if you want, please send me some feedback and constructive criticism! ^^

HAG, SWEET

Image (c) Paizo, taken from the Pathfinder Nexus here

This matronly and clearly overweight woman sports a pleasant smile, and her yellowish skin somewhat resembles melting taffy. She is dressed in a cook’s garb.

SWEET HAG                       CR 4

XP 1’200

CE Medium Monstrous Humanoid

Init +1; Senses darkvision 60 ft., child-scent; Perception +10

DEFENSE

AC 17, touch 12, flat-footed 15 (+1 Dex, +1 dodge, +5 natural)

hp 45 (6d10+12)

Fort +4, Ref +6, Will +8

Damage Reduction 5/slashing or piercing

Spell Resistance 15

OFFENSE

Speed 30 ft.

Melee 2 slams +9 (1d4+3 plus soporific touch)

Special Attacks betraying touch, soporific touch

Spell-Like Abilities (CL 6th, concentration +10)

     Constant – pass without trace, tongues

     At will – alter self, daze (DC 14), innocence, light, purify food and drink

     3/day – create food and water (sweets only)

     1/day – charm person (DC 15), hideous laughter (DC 15), invisibility, reduce person (DC 15), sleep (DC 15)

STATISTICS

Str 16, Dex 13, Con 15, Int 14, Wis 13, Cha 18

Base Atk +6; CMB +9; CMD 20

Feats Deceitful, Dodge, Iron Will

Skills Bluff +12, Disguise +12, Knowledge (nature) +8, Perception +10, Profession (cook) +12, Sense Motive +4, Stealth +9; Racial Modifiers +4 Profession (cook)

Languages Aklo, Common, Sylvan; tongues

Special Qualities poisoned candy

ECOLOGY

Environment temperate and cold forests

Organization solitary or coven (3 hags of any kind)

Treasure standard

SPECIAL ABILITIES

Betraying Touch (Su) By touching a creature that currently does not see her as a threat, a sweet hag can subject that creature to her soporific touch ability, imposing a -4 circumstance penalty to the victim's saving throw. The creature does not become aware that the hag has used this ability on them unless they succeed at a Sense Motive check opposed by the hag's Bluff check.

Child-Scent (Ex) A sweet hag has the scent ability, but only with respect to humanoid children.

Poisoned Candy (Su) The sweet hag can cast one of the following spell-like abilities on a piece of food that she has prepared, typically a sweet treat: charm person, hideous laughter, reduce person or sleep. This does not count against the number of times per day the spell-like ability can be used. The first creature that eats the food is affected by the spell, and takes a –4 circumstance penalty to their saving throw against that effect. A sweet hag may only use this ability on food that she has prepared herself - food created via the create food and water spell-like ability may not be altered in this way.

Soporific Touch (Su) A creature that takes damage from a sweet hag's slam attack also suffers 1d4 point of Strength damage (Fortitude DC 17 negates). A victim reduced to 0 Strength falls into a deep slumber, dreaming of eating delicious sweets, until it has regained at least 1 point of Strength. This is a sleep effect. The save DC is Charisma based.

A sweet hag is a vile predator of children that hides behind a cheerful and caring front to lure her victims to an horrific fate. Using their magic to alter their appearence to that of harmless old ladies or matronly bakers, they entice children with the promise of delicious sweets, with a distinct preference for the poor, the homeless, the abused and, in general, all those children who are unlikely to be missed. A sweet hag offers its prospective victims not just delicious food, but also a facade of kindness and generosity. However, as soon as her victim has come to trust her, the sweet hag either enslaves them or puts them to sleep in order to be butchered and eaten. Some sweet hags have been known to put their young prisoners into cages and force-feed them to fatten them up, all in order to enjoy a tastier meal later.

All sweet hags are excellent cooks - they have to be, in order for their trap to work. They have the unique ability to mix some harmful spells into the food they prepare, in order to incapacitate their prey or anyone that might come to investigate on her. While they don't have much in terms of fighting skills, their touch can sap strength from their victims, until they fall into a blissful sleep populated with dreams of delicious food. A sweet hag's touch is even more dangerous to those who are unaware of her true colors, putting them to sleep with most of them not realizing why they are getting weaker by the minute. In any event, sweet hags are typically cowards, and will turn invisible and flee as soon as they suspect they're facing actual danger.

Sweet hags usually dwell in houses not too far away from cities and villages, in the ideal position to draw children in, but still far enough not to raise suspicion. While they are omnivorous, they particularly relish the taste of children, and consider gnomes to be a real delicacy. Sweet hags despise elves, which probably has to do with elves not being affected by their sleep-inducing magics. While a sweet hag will murder an elf in order to keep her cover or out of spite, she never eats one unless it is severely famished.

Sweet hags rarely join covens, but when they do, the coven adds grove of respite and neutralize poison to their spell list.

[taenuviel]

they (sm, gda) really dragged him (taem) to the navel of this great country (the godforsaken industry) and found themselves a newer, Younger, Bouncier Cool Girl

[hell0-brooklyn]

everyone jokes about that one coworker who is like 70 years old who works with 20-30 year olds but ours died on saturday :(

[hag-lad]

My wife is in the living room workin’ on her duolingo streak and I walked in— interrupting her— and said “duolingo? Why not CUNNILINGO?!” and cracked myself up lmfao why hasn’t she divorced me

[murderoushagthesequel]

left the house to get dinner and came back a wholehearted bartydora shipper... @canyouhearmyfear

but like! hear me out! they'd be so so sweet and soft together. like they just wanna be around each other and hold each other and burn down the world for each other but in a cutesy way!!!

and like even in the bedroom they'd like praise each other and be so sweet and double, triple check everything, and then after- take like a soothing bath and eat chocolate or cuddle or something.

(i literally had a stressful neurodivergent moment at a restaurant and beo told me to write a drabble of the first ship that came to mind and here i am two hours later)

[marybatson]

this may be controversial bc im going off vibes at this point since canon hates my guts and spits on me every day but here r my ideal ages for the marvelfam kids

billy and mary | 15-16

freddy | 16-17

pedro and eugene | 12

darla | 10

I KNOWW classic didnt imply freddy was a little older than billy and mary but please bear with me im giving him a horrible older brother fail complex. honk if u see the vision

bonus extra kids

malik | 20-21 (i think his age hasn’t been dropped yet in canon correct me if wrong but i genuinely love the idea of him being oldest n being the more emotionally put together in an interior sense than these .. kids… even if they may be better versed in the hero world than him for now. well 20-21 is a baby age too hehe)

kit | at death, 10. he’d be like 15-16 like b&m maybe. u see the freddy struggling big bro era now!