#A ROLLARCOASTER RIDE

[daydream-comet]

I randomly stumbled upon this while surfing through playstore and went in blindly and......so. many. emotions. ran. through. me.

I.....I love underworld office/charlie in underworld. I need a hug. Eugene needs a hug. Charlie needs a hug. Everyone needs a hug. How the fuck is this a free mobile game. Why is this game so underrated.

[felixcosm]

hi, back yet again to request a clip. ep 71, about 21:33, where mike announces his engagement!! pls and ty...

here it is!

[paraintheworld]

Ride with me?

[ezralambu]

FAVORITE TUMBLR ARTIST POSTED!!!!

[humans-are-space-orcs-posts]

humans are weird -rollercoasters

*if you're seeing this and do not have a rank of at least 2 stop the recording now or there will be consequences* *This is audio excerpt 00-2 from the ongoing intergalactic relations project*

Quinn(A): Hey, Edith?

Edith(H): What?

Quinn: I was looking at that thing you called the internet right?

Edith: Okay???

Quinn: Well I saw these videos of what looks like people getting in line to be tortured and I know that doesn't make any sense so I thought I'd ask you about it before jumping to any conclusions. I even saw one of the humans asking their parental figure to go again afterwards and I cannot understand it.

Edith: uhhh, let me see what video you're talking about.

*rollercoaster video*

Edith: Okay soooo that's just a attraction at a theme park. People go on rides like that because It's supposed to be fun.

Quinn: ...but the humans on it are screaming and don't look like they're happy????

Edith: Oh yeah they look scared because they are, that's a key part of enjoying the ride.

Quinn: WHAT?!? YOU MEAN TO TEEELLLL ME THAT AFTER ALL THIS TIME OF ME JUMPING TO REASONABLE CONCLUSIONS BASED ON THE INFORMATION I WAS GIVEN AND BEING TOLD I WAS ABSURD AND BEING RIDICULED FOR MY "INSANE JUMPS IN LOGIC"-

I WAS RIGHT THIS TIME!!!

YOUR SPECIES ENJOYS THE TORTUOUS CONTRAPTION???

Edith: Well, not all of us. I'm personally not a fan of them, I've heard too many stories of them breaking down mid-ride and causing accidents to get on them.

Quinn:...THEY'RE NOT EVEN GURANTEED TO BE SAFE!?! DEAR LORDS HOW HAVE YOU PEOPLE LIVED THIS LONG-

*end of excerpt*

*post recording*

Upon furthur investigation, rollarcoasters induce the release of a hormone called addrenaline in the human riders. Despite this hormone having once been crucial to the species early survival it is no longer as commonly produced in their natural lives as it once was. One scientist has theorized that rollarcoasters and other "thrill-seeking" behaviour might be the species way of fulfilling some sort of instinct but more research is needed to confirm or deny this theory.

*end of post recording*

[chocsra]

✧ more personal chuuya hcs !!

✧ appearence hcs:

has a small small face

long, naturally curled, luscious eyelashes

soft and silky ass hair

very smooth, soft looking ivory skin

repping mestiso community, described as beautiful and unique

he actually glows in like any good lighting, golden hour does him best

his beauty is like majestic but gets called pretty a lot

bones did him soo wrong, he has toned sleeper build guys trust

naturally low-lided, sleepy eyes

he has really pretty brown eyes

has russet hair, NOT a ginger, he's more of a reddish brunette

slim, large hands that are really attractive

SNATCHED waist

he has a few pretty freckles

old money aesthetic

90s hot.

my personal hc is that his appearence comes from some sort of european descent, be it french or spanish blood that made his features so unique

looks so unreal that he looks otherworldly or like a doll; alien beauty

his skin reminds you of porcelain; this man's skin is mad flawless

ties his hair up at home into either a manbun or ponytail

has an 8+ step skincare routine..

has a super raspy voice in the morning/night

always takes his gloves off in the cuntiest manner - either biting the fingertips off one by one or that one manga panel where he bites the wrist part

whines when he stretches and it always catches u off guard

✧ crack/general hcs:

dances like hyunjin from skz (knows how to and practices his moonwalk)

bro is a WHEEZER when he genuinely laughs, he also feels the need to say ur not funny to keep ur ego in check when he is in fact laughing his ass off

when yall are laughing ur ass off (drunk or not) just know yall will be collasping on the floor feeling the six pack coming in

rip chuuya - you would've loved making electric guitar thirst traps on tiktok

he LOVES rollarcoasters or anything with a kick to it tbh (fast car or motorcycle rides) bc he loves gravity dzuh, but yknow what he CANT take??

them seats in the movie theatre where they move according to the movie, he gets way too invested in movies and the seats moving like crazy fries his brain (IM SORRY IF U DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING AB, THEYRE CALLED DBOX)

he ofc has a weakness for dogs but if he ever tries to feed a stray cat and it runs away or hisses he gets a little sassy and hisses back

sleeps like a dying victorian child. you walked onto him sleeping once and contemplated on calling a priest

one of those people who have copies of the same clothing item, or they're like barely any different. you see his hat rack and he gets offended bc "all his hats are completely different"

he scoffs a lot

starts chasing you if you ever MENTION the times when he was 15 (has made cringy youtube diss tracks with dazai, lost the login, now that videos up forever..)

if you're short like him and tell a story complaining about how ppl call u short, he gets personally offended FOR you

likes reading books but they vary from sophisticated novels to books like "HOW TO STAND ON BUSINESS?!?!"

his spice tolerance is wild, even if he can't actually take it he still will to prove a point

since his voice is pretty guttural whenever he has a voice crack while speaking you both pause and look at each other in silence before you laugh and he just goes "shut up.. shut up.. 😒"

he likes to mock ppl (lovingly) w higher voices like higuchi (especially when shes talking ab aku) bc it's older brother vibes and their reactions are always priceless

✧ chocsra™

[reddamselette]

the seven plus nico, reyna and will going to the carnival eating fried food and sweets that makes their stomachs ache, riding on rollarcoasters and rides that drop from large heights that threaten to make them throw up what they ate but they're laughing and joking around, gathering pictures from photo booths and buying them from the rides so it doesn't matter.

they split off into pairs for the ferris wheel and coincidentally, once valgrace reach the top, the ferris wheel stops, the conductor saying its a malfunction and it'll continue shortly. so they talk and talk sitting there, watching birds fly and the sun setting in the background. and they kiss naturally.

once they're back on ground, holding hands and impossibly close to one another, the others give knowing looks and in the corner of jason's eye, he spots nico and piper high-fiving and handing the conductor money.

[parrythisucasual]

What About Me? Ch. 6

WAHHHH TOOK WAY TOO LONG SORRYSORRYSORRY!!!!

The train cars began clicking forwards, the hydraulics pulling the hunk of metal up the first, the biggest, hill. You felt the familiar surge of anxiety, quickly gripping onto the lapbar. Just at the top of the hill, you glanced at Jax’s face. The typical grin stared back at you.

Then, the cart dropped. Metal roaring and wind rushing past your ears assaulted your senses, the anxiety quickly snapping into exhileration. You squeal in excitement, throwing your hands up. Briefly, you wondered why Jax wasn’t doing the same. On the next hill down, you had a rather sudden urge. Without thinking, you grabbed one of Jax’s hands, the one closest to you, nd lifted it into the air with your own.

You noticed his glance at you out of the corner of your eye, his face unreadable, but not bad. His fingers twitched, clasping your hand tighter than before. You cheered and screamed as the coaster whipped you around, and halfway through the ride Jax joined in the whooping and hollering. 

All too soon, the ride was over. You were giggling, wiggling in your seat as the train pulled back into the launch pad. You glanced at Ja, who was still looking at you, “That was awesome! We should go again!”

“Sure thing, puddin’, re you gonna hold my hand the whole time?” He raised a brow, his grin cocky. You realized you’d never let his hand go, “Oh, geez, sorry!” You let your grip go slack, but his fingers remained intertwined with yours. Confused, you wiggle them a bit, but he still doesn’t let go.

“You don’t gotta let go, you know, it’s chill. We’re about to go again anyways,” he nodded to something behind you. You turn your head, noticing one of the wooden mannequin like beings standing where the rollarcoaster operator did at theme parks. You’d seen others manning the game or food stands, but you hadn’t thought to look for one here. How did you not notice it before?

The wooden doll, which looked exactly like a posing doll for drawing, stared(?) at you, then gave a small wave before the coaster began its ascension up the hill once again. You finally tightened your grip on Jax’s hand again, facing him once more, “I would have expected you’d get upset I grabbed you!” 

“Nah, I just wasn’t expecting it-” The coaster dropped, and you screamed in delight. This time, Jax was the one who raised your clasped hands. You copied, lifting your free hand. He didn’t raise his, however, and remained gripping the lapbar. You wondered why, but didn’t question it just yet. You were too busy screaming! The ride was going!

The second time was just as fun as the first, maybe even better! Having Jax hoot and holler with you the whole time created an amazing experience, and you were glad you’d invited him over this morning.

Jax shouted something to you, but it was incomprehensible over the roaring of the coaster. “WHAT?” You shout back, and he repeats himself, but again, you can’t hear. You’re surprised he heard you, but maybe he just assumed what you said from your single time opening your mouth.

The train of coaster cars pulled back in to the stattion for a second time, then you smile sheepishly, “Sorry… still didn’t hear you…” Jax stands, helping you to your feet using the hand he still had held tight. “I said do you wanna go grab a snack or hit up the teacups?” He laughed, shaking his head slightly.

“Oh, yeah! Teacups should go first though. I don’t have the strongest stomach in the world,” you agree. Jax snorts at you, tugging you along as he descends the stairs that were labeled, “ENTER.” You would have told him he probably shouldn’t, but there wasn’t exactly a line. Besides, he seemed to enjoy being an agent of mild inconvenience. 

He dragged you towards the next ride, “Just don’t puke on me, I’ll make you regret it,” he warned. The threat didn’t bother you. He wasn’t as mean as he liked to pretend to be, you could tell. You didn’t think the others thought that way, though. Maybe Ragatha, but you doubted it.

You pointed to a specific teacup, “That one!” you grinned, “it’s my favorite color.” Jax rolled his eyes, “Leave it to you to pick a cup the baby way.” You stuck your tongue out, “You barely know me, you can’t say that!” you joke.

Still, the two of you slip into the cup. You glance at Jax, “You can let go of my hand now,” you muse, finding it funny he’d still held on. He quickly dropped it, “Right, right. Was seeing how long it took you to say somethin’.” Sure he was. Still, you don’t say anything about it.

This time, you look for the doll managing the ride. Your quickly find it, then give a thumbs up. It remains still for a moment, then slowly lifts a thumbs up. You might have confused it, but the ride starts, so you dismiss it.

Or maybe you can’t, because the next thing Jax says, “Why’d you do that? It’s just and NPC, it’s not alive. It would’ve started the ride anyway.” You shrug, gripping onto the steering wheel and making the cup spin lazily, “I don’t know. I guess I jist thought it deserved to be acknowledged?”

Jax didn’t respond, instead grabbing the wheel like you, meeting the same speed as you. Just making it easier to spin, you guessed. You sat in silence for a few seconds, then remembered how Jax hadn’t let go of the lap bar. You wondered if he was afraid of heights.

A grin slowly spread across your face. It wasn’t height related, but maybe you could mess with him. You gripped the wheel tighter than before and tugged as hard as you could. The teacup jolted, spinning faster and faster as you spun the wheel. Jax hadn’t gotten the memo, not that you told him, and slid backwards, his back smacking against the side of the cup.

“What are you doing-?” He gripped the seat below him to try to hang on, but was tossed onto his side with a loud thud, “SLOW DOWN!!” You laughed maniacally, refusing to slow even a tiny bit, “Nah! Payback time, Bunbun! This is for Gangle!” You whoop.

You kept it spinning until the end of the ride. Giggling, you watched Jax shakily stand up, hurrying off of the ride onto safe, not spinning ground. You follow after him, still grinning. You felt a tiny bit bad, but not enough to regret it, “Hey, sorry- teheheh- Are you okay?” you reach for him, grasping his hand for the second time today.

Jax glances at you, his grin a bit forced, “I’m fine, I’m-” he paused when your fingers interlocked with his once more. He glanced  at you, brows raised. You opened your mouth to apologize, but you heard voices up the path. Your head snapped up, and there stood Ragatha, with Gangle close behind, waving to you.

Her eyes locked on your hands, her smile widening. Jax quickly dropped your hand, standing back up to full height. He didn’t look at you, his attention now entirely fixated on Ragatha. Although, you could have sworn he looked anxious. You hoped you didn’t upset him…

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[lvrcpid]

Need need need more of the modern au

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE. i made this in 10 minutes just for you 🤭

rockets and rollercoasters - modern!au

includes : gn!reader, dad tsu’tey agenda AGAIN!, implied neteyam & ao’nung x reader , lo’ak being hilarious as always , use of (y/n)

at an amusement park with modern!avatar

lo’ak:

— MANNNNN LISTEN

— he wants to ride all the rollarcoasters

— but gets off crying after the first one

— eats hella junk food

— i’m talking cotton candy STAINING HIS FINGERS

— loves loves LOVES THE WATER RIDES

— probably gets pissed off when it’s time to go home

— drags tsireya and you to that big ride where it drops you from like 50 ft in the air

— you’re enjoying it while tsireya and lo’ak are screaming for their parents 50 FT IN THE AIR.

neteyam:

— this sweetheart wins you the biggest bear at one of the stands

— he helps you name it ofc

— you guys name it rob.

— fuckin rob.

— ANYWAYS.

— attempts but fails to get his dad on rides

— he’s definitely a teacups kind of boy

— constantly making sure everyone is good

— poses for the pictures during the rollercoaster drops

— probably does the same ride over and over

— and he drags you along cause why not you know

— probably stops if you complain about feeling sick

— you weren’t you just didn’t wanna ride anymore TEEHEE 🤭

kiri:

— probably didn’t wanna go , neytiri had to drag her to the car

— definitely wearing a sun visor like someone’s nana

— walks around the whole park listening to music

— my girl has a fanny pack and DOESNT CARE

— most likely got on a few rides with lo’ak to shut him up

— i see kiri as a churro girl so definitely spending all her money on churros and overpriced water bottles

— probably got a caricature just for funsies but really liked it in the end

— DIPPIN DOTS.

— okay i’m stopping before shes longer than anyone here

tuk:

— SHES TOO SMALL FOR ANY OF THR RIDES

— dragging jake to the kids part of the park

— “DADDY WATCH ME”

— “i’m watching baby” - a tired father who just wants a break and some water

— probably wore a swim suit under her outfit just in case the park had a water portion, which it did

— her seat was soaking wet when they got back in the car

— made neytiri buy her HELLA PLUSHIES CAUSE “i need them so my squishmallows don’t get lonely”

— our social butterfly made some new friends

— jake sighing cause he has to make new dad friends when he was content with tonowari and tsu’tey

ao’nung:

— WHY IS HE PLAYING BASKETBALL TO WIN YOU A BEAR

— ORIGINALITY IS FREE!!

— loves rollercosters

— and i mean LOVESSSS

— he just goes on the ones that are super high and go super fast

— you know how your stomach shifts when the drop happens

— yeah he lives for that feeling

— probably gets lost in the park and calls you all sassy and huffy

— “come get me damnit.”

— you hang up cause he DIDNT SAY PLEASE.

tsireya :

— probably just in the arcade getting scammed from a crane machine

— crying to her parents abt how she didn’t even get the plush she wanted

— doesn’t even walk near the rollercoasters

— PHOTOBOOTH QUEEN!

— why is she walking around with a turkey leg???

— someone please take that from her??????

— official mom of the group

— she has pain killers , sunscreen , aloe vera???????

— girl came locked and LOADED

— hung around with you until y’all went home cause that sun ZAPPED HER

y/n

— didn’t even wanna come

— your dad threatened to take away your phone

— you jumped your ass in that car so FAST

— you probably got lost too eventually and found ao’nung on your way

— probably eating 4 ice cream cones in 30 minutes cause it was SOOOOO HOTTTTT

— dancing to the music they’re playing cause why are they bumping tyler the creator at an amusement park??

— passing out on a rollercoaster

— okay maybe all of them

— you passed out on all the rollercoasters.

— PROBABLY GETTING WHIPLASH NGL.

a.n// my first ask??? i love this for me??? just a quick reminder my requests are OPEN and i’m glad to see you guys like reading my modern au just as much as i love writing them . my next one has a LITTLE something to do with valentine’s day TEEHEE 🤭

[kevin-weezhlewig-dot]

i hope they aren't in a choir that rides a rollarcoaster and they all die

w/o filter under cut

[ask-a-merchants-garden]

... See amigo, normally I'd be flattered that someone enjoyed my baking but..

[Blinking, he takes a pause in an attempt to digest everything he'd just witnessed]

I am left with, frankly; a Shit ton more questions than I even started with. You are a very interesting Zacharie and I don't know whether to be concerned or impressed.

As for myself leaving to go on any such adventures.. Sadly I've a few- hrmm let's just say some desperate challenges/complications that are keeping me here in my shop.

Clausterphobia inducing heh..

Aside from all that I have to ask señor.. out of everything I just heard what about the

Tomato??? 🍅

Dios mio should I wrap myself a blunt? Do YOU need a blunt?

@ask-a-merchants-garden, continued from hence ask.

"Hm..Oh! si it is, but not in the way you may think amigo! All sugar here is made from grown and harvested Sugarcane, we no longer do the Smokestacks since the Re-Wiring.

[Stands a tad more rigid until shaking himself from his stupor and refocusing on the topic at hand.] ... ///

It was a bit odd to eat a cake in the Zones, and for a moment Zacharie hesitated as the other pushed the plate towards him. The...years here had made him somewhat averse to sugar, even if he never really was hungry.

To be fair the first few times he had indulged with Sucre...well, the ramifications of that particular bit were not best pondered upon. But it did mean that he would be hypocritical if he suddenly decided that he was diabetic.

So Zacharie did what any sensible person would do. He picked up the entire slice, regarded it critically, tilted up his mask, and shoved it into his piehole.

"Prfehty gfoord johrb." The other Zacharie - no, Martinez or Zachie, for simplicity's sake, blinked. Zacharie rolled his eyes, and swallowed. "̴P̵r̷e̷t̴t̷y̷ ̴g̵o̷o̶d̴ ̸j̸o̴b̴.̶ G̸o̵o̷d̷ ̸u̶s̷e̵ ̷o̴f̷ ̸a̸l̶l̶ ̶t̸h̵a̵t̴ ̴t̸i̸m̴e̶ ̷o̵n̵ ̷o̵u̶r̵ ̸h̵a̴n̶d̵s̷.̷ ̷Y̶o̸u̷ ̵s̶h̴o̸u̷l̶d̸ ̸t̵r̶a̴v̸e̷l̷ ̵o̶u̸t̸s̴i̶d̵e̴ ̴y̵o̷u̸r̸s̵e̶l̸f̵ ̸-̸ ̸m̷a̴k̴e̶ ̵a̸ ̴s̷m̴a̴l̶l̵ ̴f̴o̵r̸t̵u̷n̶e̴.̶ M̴a̵y̷b̴e̷ ̶a̵ ̸M̴a̶r̵t̷i̷n̸e̸z̷ ̷P̷a̴t̶i̶s̸s̵e̷r̴i̴e̴ ̴f̷r̵a̸n̸c̸h̶i̷s̶e̷ ̵a̴s̵ ̷w̷e̶l̴l̸.̸"

The cake was velvety. Was that the right term to use? It tasted...well, sweet. Maybe not enough - an eyelid, unnoticed, twitched at that thought.

He hurriedly put the plate down.

"I̶ ̶p̶e̵r̸s̸o̵n̴a̴l̵l̶y̴ ̷d̵o̵n̷'̴t̸ ̷h̷a̶v̷e̸ ̵a̵ ̴m̸a̶r̸k̸e̵t̷a̸b̴l̵e̵ ̴n̶a̴m̴e̴;̸ ̵o̷u̶r̸ ̶s̸h̵a̶r̸e̴d̵ ̶t̸r̷a̷d̷e̸m̶a̶r̵k̷ ̴s̵e̵r̸v̷e̴s̷ ̵i̸t̷s̷ ̶p̵u̷r̸p̵o̵s̶e̷ ̴a̵ ̴b̸i̵t̶ ̷t̸o̵o̴ ̶w̴e̷l̶l̸.̴" he said, "B̴u̶t̴ ̶t̷h̷e̷y̶ ̴u̸s̵e̸d̸ ̴t̴o̶ ̷s̸h̷o̴r̴t̷e̸n̸ ̶m̴y̸ ̶U̴R̶L̴ ̶a̴ ̵b̷i̶t̷.̸ N̴o̶t̵ ̷a̷ ̶g̴o̵o̶d̵ ̵l̴o̷o̷k̴ ̷w̷h̴e̴n̵ ̸y̷o̸u̴ ̴g̵r̸o̶w̷ ̵o̴l̷d̴e̵r̵,̴ ̸b̷u̷t̸ ̴l̶e̸t̷'̵s̴ ̶g̸o̵ ̸w̵i̶t̵h̸ ̶t̸h̶a̵t̷.̸"

And as for travel...

"It̷ ̴h̴a̵s̷ ̷b̵e̷e̷n̵ ̴a̷ ̴w̴h̴i̵l̷e̷.̴ ̵T̴h̵e̴ ̸l̷a̵s̸t̵ ̴I̴ ̸r̷e̷m̵e̸m̷b̵e̸r̵ ̸w̵a̶s̵ ̶d̴r̸i̸n̴k̸i̷n̸g̴ ̵q̵u̴i̶t̷e̸ ̶h̷e̷a̸v̸i̴l̴y̷ ̸t̸o̵ ̶e̶s̸c̴a̷p̶e̸ ̶s̸o̸m̵e̸ ̶q̵u̶e̶s̴t̷i̴o̶n̶s̵.̴" he said, rubbing his chin. Maybe he might have stocks of tea in his bag for this. "B̵u̶t̵ ̴a̸ ̶f̸e̷w̷ ̵j̸a̷u̴n̶t̵s̸.̸.̶.̵ ̶w̵e̸l̶l̵,̸ ̸C̵h̵i̴c̷a̴g̵o̸ ̴w̵i̶t̸h̸ ̴a̴ ̸c̴i̶t̸y̵w̵i̵d̴e̵ ̶A̶I̸ ̶s̶e̴e̷m̶s̷ ̶t̵o̵ ̶b̸e̸ ̸p̸o̵p̷p̸i̷n̸g̴ ̸u̷p̷ ̷q̵u̴i̶t̵e̴ ̶a̶ ̵b̶i̷t̷ ̸i̷n̸ ̸m̵y̷ ̴m̵e̸m̶o̴r̷i̷e̷s̸.̷ ̵O̷r̵ ̷t̸h̸a̷t̵ ̶p̴o̸s̴t̷-̸a̶p̶o̶c̵a̶l̷y̶p̸t̷i̴c̸ ̶e̸a̸r̷t̵h̷ ̷w̸h̶e̸r̴e̴ ̷i̶t̷ ̶w̷a̶s̷ ̶i̸n̵ ̴t̴h̶e̸ ̸g̷l̵a̴r̷i̶n̵g̴ ̷s̷u̴n̸ ̶p̸e̷r̵m̶a̴n̵e̷n̷t̴l̶y̴.̷.̶.̶"

[automatonwithautonomy]

nona the ninth is soooooo funny because you'll be reading about death and horror and gay people and then john will make a dig at hamilton or australians.

and then of course i stop riding the intense rollarcoaster of emotions that book is to point and laugh because i'm a Patriot.

[autumngravity]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

If RT gets to 20k in donations for Palestine Children's Relief Fund he will COMMISSION A PRINCE DAISY SUIT

Update: WE DID IT WE'RE GETTING PRINCE DAISY!!!!

30k Goal Met: RT(who is terrified of rollarcoasters) will do a livestream from Legoland and ride a coaster there.

Final On Stream Total: $31,303.00 (You can still donate and the Twitch Chat donation will be added tomorrow)

DONATE🇵🇸 - Stream(playing Mario Kart) If you cannot donate directly RT is taking all the bits/donos from the stream and combining it all together for a Twitch Chat donation.

[emeraldcity1900]

why do I feel like if the kids from ride the cyclone rode the rollarcoaster from Phineas and ferb they actually would have stood a chance at survival?

[radiodust-heart]

Lo lo world, amusment park date

Charlie is so excited to vacation with the hotel. Wanting to get in every ride. Making a huge float chart of all the attractions to try and see them all.

Charlie is so distracted by her own wonder and showing Vaggie everything she doesnt really notice Huskers discomfort at the idea of the rides or Alastors faked disinterest. But Angel does.

He grabs them both and pushes them onto a rollarcoaster. Both men grab on to him out of reflex. Husker screams when they drop and Alastor clenches his teeth hard to stop himself. As they drop he notices Niffty is there laughing. Angel holding on to her arm in a death grip as she was to small to get on but wanted to ride anyway.

The trio is sweot up by Angel again to get on a zero gravity ride that Charlie adores. The princess vomits into a trash can but it still laughing, stepping back for Husker to throw up in the same teash can. Niffty cheers for more and Alastor sighs. Its going to be a long day.

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Haru’s birthday

How each of the OC4 celebrate the king Haru’s birthday.

Xena and Haru are just friends I think.

Cathrine and Haru have something strange going on and it’s hard to tell what’s going on.

Karma and Haru could be a thing; they really could be.

Olivia and Haru obvs are a thing the cuties ~oli’s is a bit suggestive.

Xena 🫥

She couldn’t believe she’s done this.

She stood leaning against a tree as the anomalous purred at her, rearing its engine happily as Towa hugged its wheels.

Xena was impressed with her own mind sometimes, watching as the vagastrom students set up for the event. They were in the more emptier fields of the nature reserve, two monster truck anomalies enjoying the space as the vagastrom students excitedly chattered and prepared, despite the fact it was currently 4AM.

They had to be quiet, Haru just went to sleep and they had only three hours to get everything organised. Half of the students who volunteered were doing the chores, being directed by Ren and partly Xena as Towa helped build the arena.

She wanted to ensure Haru was treated like a Roman king for the day, the guy was way too overworked and needed a decent day of rest, so she turned all of his alarms off, she’s not sure that’ll stop him from actually waking up but it’s worth a try.

She had Sho cooking him up a breakfast extravaganza and lunch…and dinner.

Leo didn’t really want any part of it but did want to livestream the monster truck event so he’s there for that and Alan…

Lovely lovely Alan.

Helped her co-ordinate the whole thing and in a rare outward showing of excitement took care of the trucks and helped them ease into the new terrain, he took both for a spin and Xena had a feeling it was more of a wanting to take the trucks for a ride than Haru’s birthday, but she’s happy if they’re both going to be happy.

Haru awoke around 7AM and immediately came running over to them in a frantic fashion thinking something nefarious was occurring, he was about to go flying into them before Towa grabbed onto him, holding him down as Xena patiently explained to a struggling Haru what the plan was.

“Ahahahah XeXe but we can’t just close the park down for my birthday?”

He was disappointed at the fact, he desperately wanted to see how it would all go down, the trucks themselves were quite adorable and more like excited huge puppies than monsters.

“Who says we’re shutting down the park?”

She grinned coyly at the perplexed red head as she ushered Alan over, she whispered something to him as a small smile came over his face. Towa hummed happily as Xena presented a leaflet and a cheque to Haru, the gobsmacked man looked between the papers and the grinning Xena erratically.

A one night only leaflet with a picture of the trucks, a night of promised eccentric activities and fun with a huge sold out stamp in bold red on the flier.

The cheque nearly gave Haru a heart-attack;

3,831,825,118.00 (£20million)

“Of course we’ll have to half the profits between Jabberwock and-“

Before Xena could finish Haru broke free from Towa’s cage and brought her into a bear hug, nearly crushing her as he spun her around.

“You-you are the best-best person-inspector-everything in the world XEXE~!”

Xena gave him one of her rare genuine smiles as she hugged him back.

“Don’t worry bout work either! You have vagastrom doing the chores today-“

He activated his stigma spinning them around faster in a state of excitement, xena laughing maniacally as it felt like being on a rollarcoaster. She was going to mention how excited the volunteers were to hang out with animals all day but the thought was lost in the whirlwind of Haru.

He slowed down not letting go of the dizzy Xena as Sho approached them, ready to lead the birthday boy to his extravaganza.

“Your breakfast awaits my liege.”

Sho dramatically bowed as Haru stared at them in disbelief.

“You made me breakfast?!?”

Xena nodded huffing out a laugh as she and Towa lead Haru to the start of the festivities…

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Cathrine 🧪

“What am I looking at right now?”

Both Romeo and Rui cautiously approached a mumbling Cathrine, her hair a birds nest as she fiddled with the back of her latest contraption.

She’s been sat outside bar for a while, they were waiting for her to come in, needing an extra set of hands to help prepare the place for Haru’s mini birthday party; they could hear her swear and mutter as bangs and crashes followed.

“A Robot.”

She answered bluntly as she turned a cog, grease stained fingers delicately switched the flip as the smooth penguin shaped robot came to life.

They looked at her puzzled still as she sighed, hands maniacally gesturing to the robot as if that helped, she produced a bow from her lab coat pocket and gently placed it on the head of the bot.

“Ta da~”

Romeo took a picture flabbergasted as Rui crouched down as the small bot made its way over to him.

“Who’s it for?”

The penguin bowed as it held a flipper out to greet them, it was rather cute and explains why she’s been AWOL for two days.

“It’s for Haru’s birthday? PEN13 is going to be Jabberwock’s new helper! It’s reinforced to be ab-“

Romeo cut her out as a smile flickered onto his face.

“That’s not its name.”

Cathrine smiled smugly at him as she nodded.

“It’s a bit silly but Haru will be able to change it, but that’s their name for now as making a penguin shaped robot was the biggest pain in my neck ever, but I love PEN13 and I would die for them if anything happens.”

It was a slight warning to Romeo as she grinned proudly next to her awfully named robot, Rui grinned taking a picture of Cathrine and her new friend as Romeo cackled at her.

“Catty, why a penguin if it’s so hard?~”

Rui asked curiously as Pen explored the area.

“Well, I like penguins.”

She shrugged as if that’s enough of a reason, Rui sighed fondly as he opened the door for Pen, who waddled around with grace and agility as it looked around.

They heard steps approaching them as they all looked at eachother panicked as they rushed back into the bar.

Cathrine ordered Pen to help decorate the place as the little guy swiftly got things arranged perfectly, he realigned the banner, the balloons somehow got blown up and spread across the bar, the wine testing area was set up and the gifts Romeo and Rui got him were nestled nicely next to Pen.

“Hey~Hey~hey…wow”

The three blew the foiled whistles at a surprised Haru as he took in the sight before him.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRRRU”

Rui and Cathrine exclaimed as Romeo went to pop the first bottle.

Pen immediately wheeled themselves over a flipper extended to an extremely estactic Haru.

“Greetings~master Haru, I am P.E.N.1.3, I am your gifted assistant from Cathrine *redacted*.”

Haru graciously took the flipper both shaking hands for a very long time as he pet the smooth head of the robot.

“Alright! Lovely to meet you mate-wait what was your name?”

He asked slightly shocked as realisation took him.

“P.E-“

Cathrine interrupted coming over as she petted both of their heads.

“You can change it.”

She smiled tiredly at Haru, as he snorted at the mad scientist.

“Okay!! How bout Penny?”

Pen thought for a second, a flipper coming to their face before they nodded in approval.

“That is subbbblime~ Penny will now fetch the welcome drinks.”

Penny waddled away grabbing a tray and the drinks from Rui as he laughed at the adorable creature leaving Cathrine and Haru to stand in awkward silence.

Haru was never one to be submitted into awkward silence but something about Cathrine always put him at unease when the two were alone, it was the same for Cathrine with Haru, they enjoyed each others company but couldn’t quite grasp eachother.

“Happy birthday Haru.”

She quietly said under the loud chatter of Romeo, Rui and Penny.

Haru smiled gently at her pulling the surprised woman into a tight hug as she hesitatingly wrapped her arms around him.

“Thanks Catty.”

Penny interrupted the two with drinks as they quickly jumped apart, the two gratefully took the drinks, blushing clear as day as Rui and Romeo snickered at them.

They clinked their drinks and downed it in one.

“Cheers.”

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Karma 🎨

He had the gift wrapped up and under his arm as he balanced a cake in the other, grinning to himself as he marched his way through Jabberwock, searching for the birthday boy.

“DODGE OUT THE WAY!”

Haru’s voice called out to him as Karma luckily hopped out of the way in time, the fox anomaly was trying to dive at Karma aiming for the cake as Karma held it high in the air.

“Back away foxilicious-this is not a fight you want.”

The fox gazed at him sizing him up before turning away, their head held high in the air as it ran away.

“Hey handsome, look what I’ve got for the birthday boy~”

Karma spun around smiling at Haru who just stared at him in disbelief, why the fuck did the fox listen to him?!

“You didn’t have to get me anything!”

Haru huffed out as he ran over to Karma, grinning cheekily as he handed the cake over. Karma fumbled into his tote bag and grabbed two spoons as he started dragging Haru to the shady spot under their favourite tree.

He forced him to sit down, the two quietly chatting about their day as karma leaned his head on Haru’s shoulder. He pulled the gift from beside him handing it over to Haru, plopping it onto his lap, he kept his head on his shoulder staring hard into the distance as a herd of the bull-like anomalies grazed on grass in the distance.

He heard a light gasp as Haru unravelled the packaging, lightly tracing the painting on the back of the denim jacket, it was of the nature reserve, one of their favourite spots where flower beds surround a tree, wild flowers dancing in a soft breeze, he included peekaboo under the overhanging tree with the fox and a herd of bulls in the distance.

“It’s stunning Karmie.”

He breathed out pressing a kiss to Karma’s head as he slipped on the denim jacket, karma leaning back on the tree as he watched Haru try it on.

“Ya look good in it Ha-ru.”

The red haired man grinned blushing at Karma as he looked at the flower details all along the arms, a little peekaboo peeking out of the front pocket.

“Happy birthday! Pretty boy~”

Karma winked at him as he fed the blushing man a piece of cake, licking the leftover icing off the spoon as he watched Haru flush even more.

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Olivia 🐼

Olivia was helping out at jabberwock for the day, she wanted to ensure Haru could finish up as early as possible as the R&R paperwork and her gift weighed heavily in the tiny backpack she carried with her. They were nearly done, she just had to feed the koi-like anomalies and he just had to feed the bus.

They were to meet back at the dorms once done and Haru thought they’d just chill out and eat some cake but Olivia had found a food festival for the two of them to go too and afterwards she had booked a private onsen and a hotel room for the night(which she is 100% stressing about but ignoring.) The hoops she had to jump through to get Hyde to get it approved will haunt her but she got there and she just hopes Haru will like it.

The koi’s devoured the food as she hastily made her way back, Ren has hopefully dropped her bag off at the dorm, she had it all prepared and she hid it behind a plant pot for Ren to swipe on his way home from work.

Haru was already there humming to himself as he quickly did the laundry, whilst simultaneously feeding Peekaboo, she leaned against the doorway watching him for a while with a content smile on her face.

“Oliiiii~come join us! Why ya just standing there?”

Haru spun around as Olivia raced over to them, peekaboo cooing at her as she took the sling off of Haru.

“I was just enjoying the view…”

She smiled shyly up at Haru, a blush thick on her cheeks as she went onto her tip toes to give Haru a kiss on his cheek.

“Ohhh…!”

Haru swooped down as she pulled away, kissing her on the lips as Olivia let out a quiet noise of surprise but melted into his kiss as he cupped her face gently.

“Boo!…boo!”

Peekaboo squealed at them as they giggled pulling apart.

“Erm…I’ve arranged something for us cause it’s your birthday and I want to erm wait it’s in my-“

She scrambled to reach behind her, Haru gently taking her hands away as he reached into her bag.

“It’s the paperwork.”

He pulled it out and gasped as he saw the overnight R&R paperwork.

“How’d you even-.”

She awkwardly coughed interrupting any questioning.

“Don’t worry about it ahahah, I erm-there’s a food festival and then this private onsen and I got-I got Ren to agree to babysit peekaboo-if you’d like if you don’t want too then we don’t have too...”

She was nervous.

Way too nervous.

It was so stupid to be this nervous, Haru cupped her face again, peppering kisses all over it as he tried to kiss the nervousness away.

“Pretty Oli, of course I’d go anywhere with you-why ya so nervous.”

He littered her face with more kisses as he brought her into a soft hug, not wanting to crush peekaboo as Haru nuzzled into her the crock of her neck.

“When do we go baby?”

His hands met her hips as he gently rubbed circles into them.

“Hmmm~whenever ya want, the food festival is till midnight, the onsen is connected to the hotel…”

She pressed another kiss to Haru’s lips. He called for Ren as he grabbed peekaboo off of her, running to his room as she giggled at his eagerness.

Ren came out with Haru and took the sling off of her, handing her the bag as she went to get changed, Haru following suit.

Olivia was wearing a short red dress with a cropped neon yellow bomber jacket and trainers as she forgot to bring a change of shoes, the necklace Haru got her hung around her neck. Haru was wearing a dark green button up with the outlines of suns and moons printed on them, he had a yellow belt on and dark purple trousers with black boots.

Ren grimaced at the two of them when they excitedly bid him farewell, peekaboo wrapped up in his arms as they ran to get the galaxy express.

They explored the food festival, chatting and laughing throughout the evening and they dined on anything they could grab their hands on. They tried to find the strangest food they could but got way too distracted by test and taste chocolate stand that had over 100 flavours and had different beers to pair with it.

Once they tried nearly all of the flavours, the two ventured to the private onsen, Olivia waiting for Haru to get in first as she grabbed the gift. She hid it behind her back as she approached him, sitting cross legged on the side of the bath as Haru leaned his head back to look her, smiling in content and bliss as she ran a hand through his hair.

“Olllli~come join me, look there’s even a floating sake tray.”

He pointed to the floating tray in front of him, it had a bottle of strawberry flavoured sake and two ochoko cups that were already filled.

“I will Ru, but first…”

She slipped the box next to him as she waited for him to open it, he looked surprise as he went to open the box, Olivia didn’t want to put too much pressure on him by watching. She fiddled with Haru’s hair as she gazed at the plants and rocks that stood just next to the bath, it was an outdoor bath and the evening chill made it the perfect time to take a dip.

She heard Haru lightly gasp as he opened the box, taking the moonstone ring out.

She risked a glance towards him as he shook slightly holding the box tightly as he gently placed the box to the side, he grabbed onto her hand tugging her into the onsen. His face was flushed a bright red as he kept glancing towards his gift.

“Let me get my robe off first aha.”

She shook off the robe settling in next to him as he placed her onto his lap. His gaze didn’t leave the box, as she kissed his cheekbone, playing with his hair as she waited for him to say something.

“Could you…put it on me?”

He asked nervously, gulping as she went to grab the box, taking his left hand as she slid the ring on. It was a simple silver ring with a moon stone running thickly through the middle. She put it on his middle finger, hands slightly shaking as she did.

“If you erm don’t want to wear it as a ring I got a chain for it too and if you do-“

He cut her off as he swiftly pressed his hand to the back of her neck, gently pushing her forward as he feverishly kissed her. Startling Olivia before she turned to face him, hands lost in his hair as the cool metallic feeling of the ring against her skin spurned her on.

It wasn’t until the tray of sake bonked into her back that she pulled away, Haru whining at the loss of his wife girlfriend.

“We should probably try the drink aye?”

She grabbed the cups and she was about to hand Haru one when his hand found itself gently holding on to her wrist.

“Oh no, it seems you’ll have to feed me the drink Oli~my hand has become too heavy from this gorgeous ring on my hand and my other is in our suite ahahah~~”

He lead Olivia’s hand to his lips as he poured the drink into his mouth, licking his lips as he then pressed a kiss to her hand and then to his ring. Olivia held her breath as she watched him, mesmerised at the beautiful man underneath her, he clasped their hands together, pressing more kisses down her arm, leading all the way to her neck as licked a strip up to her ear.

“Ohhh…Oli Aren’t you gonna drink?”

He purred into her ear as he nibbled at the shell of it.

She mutely nodded too flustered as she downed her cup.

He pressed wet kisses to her neck, humming happily to himself as he kept their hands clasp.

“Ru…do you like it?”

She was still nervous he seemed to like it but what if he was just entertaining her, she wasn’t sure if a ring was too much but she knew it was what she had to get him…if she only has a year…she might as well.

He paused his ministrations, unclasping their hands as he cupped her cheek. How could she be so silly? Of course he loved the ring, the fact he now has something that claims him as Oli’s was driving him slightly crazy, in the best way possible.

“Oli, You’re so precious to me…”

Haru murmured out as he rubbed a thumb across her cheek.

“I love your gift baby.”

He kissed her.

“I love you.”

He kiss her again and again and again, licking at her lips to gain entry, deepening the kiss.

“I love you too…”

She pulled away wrapping her arms around his neck as she gazed lovingly at him.

“Happy birthday!”