#A FUCKN ROCK

[blitzbuckz]

[metal-sludge]

LARS ULRICH of METALLICA (1981 - present) gets psycho analysed | RAW, September 1991.

[jimmys-zeppelin]

[localcouchgremlin]

THE MAN EVER + EAGLE ROCK MENTION WE LOVE TO SEE IT

AND THATS THE FUCKING TRUTH!!! (source)

[zonkutonshorrifyingpeenie]

I do genuinely care for my remaining family but Christ On A Bike In Heaven I wish I could get it into their thick-ass skulls that a shop worker saying "Happy Holidays" is NOT a personal damnnation and affront to Christmas and Christianity that is so incorrect it's not fucking funny like please no-one but you cares

[lackablazeical]

The EXTREME urge to post the most random fucking bullshit Hazbin criticisms just for attention. Why is the only black-coded succubus in Verosikas gang named Coco

Likeeee. Should've just named her chestnut. Mocha. Copper. Terracotta. Shea butter. Any other words white writers use to describe black characters skin tones instead of just black and clearly it's not bc the fem succubi are named after foods bc Kiki is RIGHT THERE.

Also Blitz is CANONICALLY a sex addict and as someone who has a best friend whose a sex addict. It makes me sad that he's just portrayed as a player n shit. Like sex addiction fuckn destroys you, physically and mentally. Even if it's canon that he's part succubus, we see his addiction hurts him IN THE SHOW.

He even says to Millie in ghost fuckers that he hasn't had a friend he hasnt wanted to fuck, explaining why he suffers in relationships and has no self-worth outside of his body (btw he's canonically a prostitute. He exchanged sex for goods and services (the grimore) that's a prostitute. You could also argue the deal was coercion bc Blitz couldn't afford to lose his business by losing the grimore. Stolas fell in love with a hooker. Where's the John mulaney quote.)

I'm a blitzo defender 100% and if you don't get what I mean, I ABSOLUTELY believe that you are lying about being accepting of Mental health or the outsiders of society in any way and you probably suck inch-thick layers of dead skin off of the r/bpdlovedone's dicks. Get out of my face

Also How fucking dare Vivzie show Verosika sad that Blitz was gonna be executed like she hasn't been nothing but fucking evil to him. Give me a fucking BREAK. Just ⚰️⚰️⚰️🪦🪦🪦 let my spirit free from this endless, smooth rock tunnel

[strxngersmind]

nothing ruins my immersion more than media that wants me to think ball pythons are scary. you mean the animal who's top defense mechanism is Become Rock? the other common alternative i see are fuckn corn snakes. corn snakes. yk. the snake thats skinnier than a wide belt with the defense mechanism of Become Stinky.

not scary! and this scene is now hilarious to me because of how Not Scary the snakes they chose are.

[olderthannetfic]

lol def know I'm being petty with this lil vent, but at least it's different.

lurking on a server, someone made a joke comment abt 1 of the characters from a donghua having a feature that's most common/only exists with European white folks. Nuthin more, just a joke guy's gotta a bit of whitey to him.

S1 then comment "No! I don't wanna have my blorbo be a colonizer!" Reading this as being serious, bc the server is one of those with really hard enforced tone indicator rules for jokes and sarcasm.

like Idk Idgaf but I kinda do bc Idk I get annoyed by dumb shit a lot and this is like not the first fuckn time, my dirty ass gets unreasonably annoyed by shit all the time, so you don't need to tell me I'm over reacting.

I just hate how "colonizer" is uneducated for "Whiiiiite people!" and used completely unironically. maybe bc I went through a deep dive history course bc history is cool but the fuck, you think Chinese aren't massive and aggressive colonizers? Bro would've been a "colonizer" even without a dumb joke abt having a white people trait. Fr you can't throw a rock in this world w/o finding some folks who didn't do a tiny bit of colonizing.

Man, ppl can't fucking deal with jokes without being mad that someone might dirty their poor shitty blorbo for being smth they don't like. Not the first time on the server someone freaked out bc someone made a joke about blorbo being smth they don't like.

--

*dying*

This? About a Chinese blorbo? Honestly!

[variousqueerthings]

hi hello the exorcist show for the ask game please!!! (hope you are well!)

AHHH HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO

awwyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (also known as: the show of all fucking time that nobody watched before it was too late, including my good self but lbr they were never giving it a third season but does it matter???? we got two seasons of some of the most beautiful narrative you can imagine. chill im chill you know im chill gosh im so happy you watched this show still!)

my favorite female character ooh, this is interesting, because I never had a Fave fave out of all of them, but i think a toss-up between Angela Rance (duh, perhaps, my beloved Geena Davis), Mother Bernadette (i miss u babe), and Rose Cooper (head solidly on her shoulders as she navigates the utterly bizarre, adopts all the kids 😭😭😭)

my favorite male character YOU KNOW! HOW DIFFICULT! THIS IS! YOU KNOW I HAVE TO GO MARCUS BUT THEN TOMAS WOULD ALSO SAY MARCUS (but then Marcus would say Tomas, so forwards and backwards we go) - my midlands orphan who was groomed and abused by the Church to become an object/weapon, who has somehow maintained an inherent belief in People, in Goodness, and above all who will never ever let another child suffer on his watch!!!! who sees abused children and wants to save them!!!!!!!!! who is queer and deeply repressed (canonically this time, we say this about many a character, but Canonically!!!!) and working through it!!!! played by the beauteous and yet rugged Ben Daniels!!!! This character Did Things to my psyche forever and always, he is nestled softly in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my favorite book/season/etc Mmmmmmm there's only two to go for... I think........ argh. hm. ok. no. i can't do it. coward's way out. soz babe

my favorite episode (if its a tv show) me like, damn it's so episodic, what happened wheeen but ok in terms of Moments in the story: s1: when we properly discover who Angela is. the rug pull is so so good for me and pulls everything into focus as a Story! s2: toss up between "Marcus makes out with a sexy fisherman (called Peter!!) while Tomas embarks on The Horrors alone," and the finale............. gosh that s2 finale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my favorite cast member I've seen Ben Daniels onstage and it absolutely rocked my whole world, but I cannot go without shouting out Alfonso Herrera (yes, he of Sense8 fame to anyone reading this trying to connect the dots!) Geena Davis, and John Cho!!!! like!!!! this cast is fucking Stacked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my favorite ship Tomas/Marcus. whatever they are, they are everything to one another! which is the whole core of the show

a character I’d die defending Father Devon Bennett!!!!! I don't know if he needs defending from fandom, but holy cow the way we leave him is so so bleak it hurts my soul!!!!! can someone come save my baby boy 😭😭😭

a character I just can’t sympathize with Idk man. the demons? OH NO WAIT I KNOW FUCKN! MARIA WALTERS!!!! Truly a "ok sob story, still evil" kinda thing (which is the point, this woman!!! this fucking woman!!!!!!!) -- i do like how absolutely pathetic she was in a particular way I usually see in these powerhungry guys! girlboss! cancer killed the demon inside of her (lol)

a character I grew to love I'd say Mouse. I think the thing about Mouse is simply that we didn't get to the next part of her story, so she's In Potentia permanently. I also think it was a slight misstep to ground her in a past will-they-won't-they with Marcus, because it puts her into that fatal position of "oh so she's just a love interest after all" vs giving her her own journey, BUT! HOWEVER! She does have her own journey! very much so in fact! it's just that that wig Ben Daniels had in the flashbacks was fucking atrocious and you were maybe more interested in the current-day stuff on first watch but then on second watch she really came into her own for me, especially everything she was doing with Bennett! I wish we'd had more of them doing Stuff together! I wish we could have seen her and Tomas properly bonding!!!!!!!!!

my anti otp um. dunno really. Marcus and the wig. I wasn't necessarily compelled by Marcus and Mouse romantically either, I will say, but her hero-worshipping him and misreading it a certain way (she was a young nun, he was a mysterious exorcist), that I can get behind, especially since present-day Mouse is so Capable and Jaded, we like that journey for her

Anyway... that fucking show. forever in my mind. forever hurting my soul. forever waiting for a third season. forever recommending it because even without a full ending it's so so satisfying!

sry needed to add gifs of marcus touching tomas like he's precious

[as-salty-as-the-sea]

2022 was my personal cultural reset

When you ask the just dance community which game is the best

Of course, everyone has the right to have a different favourite <3

[bearratic]

Get to know the mun ! repost, don’t reblog.

——— BASICS.

NICK[NAME] : Benjamin. [Benji/Bear.]

PRONOUNS : He/Him.

ZODIAC SIGN : Aquarius - Feb 7th.

TAKEN OR SINGLE : Single.

ANYTHING ELSE? : Real fuckn dutch. Made of stroopwafels.

——— THREE SERIOUS FACTS.

Writing gives me the time and space to gather my thoughts. I use it as a practice in conveying emotion, which makes it easier to do so and thoroughly explain reasoning. I use writing as a base for learning human psyche, soul, mind and spirit which interests me deeply. I try digging deeper into feelings and actions - reasons why some are done and linking them together.

I pick muses based on some hint of personality trait I see of myself in them. I find myself often asking what I want so having muses that at least correlate to my thoughts are a better fit for me than just a choice at random. It can be big as the way they think or it can be as small as sharing a favorite drink. Exploring their interests based on their world and adding on to it makes it way more enjoyable for me to write, story and world building is important to me.

I fucking love everyone I have ever written and will ever write with. This has been nothing but a warm and loving experience for me.

——— THREE RANDOM FACTS.

My nickname is thanks to my father, who even though he named me one thing, found it often too long and switched it to another lol.

I go to at least 3 concerts every month. Mostly rock in genre if I get to chose but I never say no when friends ask. I will always be your +1 to any event.

If I had to pick a country to move to it would be Scotland, sorry but I have a light obsession with that place.

——— EXPERIENCE.

Zero dude. Literally none. I just picked it up as a hobby and passed my blogs one year birthday last august. I have been truly active in the writing community for only half a year in total.

I go with the flow, I enjoy coming up with things on the spot. Diseccting my muses and throwing them into any type of situation just to write myself out of it. Or-... make it worse for them. Keep it interesting you know?

I write through and together with music, I let it guide me often. This is kind of the reason I am a slow replier, I have to really feel what I want to put down and then I can stick to it. Besides that, English is not my first language so I have to switch back and forth in my brain real often. It can be a bit tiring but I gladly do it for my writing partners. Much love.

——— MUSE PREFERENCE.

Give me anything with a background we can explore and me and my muses are in. I thoroughly enjoy talking to you about your muses and mine, from their favorite pairs of socks to their family drama, idc I want to know.

I need a lot of building together, plotting and anything to truly write my muse closer to yours if you want anything deeper. I build through writing together. From something silly to movie scripts. Let them get to know each other to their deepest point.

——— FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT.

FLUFF : Yeah definitely, I’m a sappy dude. I like to daydream.

ANGST : Also yeah! I enjoy making problems for my muses, it makes me understand them more. Dread is and can be intense so be sure to be in the right headspace and let me know.

SMUT : Sure, though with my lack of writing experience bear with me on this one. I really have to know how you write and your muse for this to work, I do not wish to overstep boundaries either yours, your muses or my own. Which I am unable to know if we do not at least have a talk about it.

——— PLOT / MEMES : Thanks to you I know how much I enjoy plotting. I know I'm rather slow with DM replies but please don't take it personally I am just truly busy and can only do one thing atta time. Memes! Starters! Send me them all day everyday, I might not get to them immediately but I will and I will love it.

TAGGED BY : @sanctissimx I adore. Thank Yououou.

TAGGING : Cool ppl but no pressure. @cherriedrage @penandswords @patronsxints @carminewill @heterochromatica @ofcursedenergy @modeinthemiddle @huntershowl & You.

[rizuno]

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Fandom: Star Trek/Alien

Title: The Unknown Kind (Part 1 of 3)

Rating: Explicit (NC-17) - Alien series typical violence and gore; Le Pron

Length: Multi-chapter (4 chapters written)

Description: fuckn summaries AAAHHH. James T. Kirk is Captain of the Enterprise, an interplanetary towing vessel. Together, he and his crew boldly tow! This current contract from Starfleet Shipping, however, is presenting some problems. Jim is drowning under a tide of maintenance issues, resource resupply logistics, and oh yes? What else? Starfleet has dumped  a new Science Officer on him. Spock Is A Weirdo. A real weirdo. But if they can just make it over the hurdle that is their layover and resupply at Deep Space 13, they’ll be home free to Sol, and a big chunk of credits. 

Of course, in space, ‘if’ is a dangerous word. And there’s something strange going on at Sevastopol Station. 

Chappie 1 snippet! 

The bridge door chimes, and the dulcet tones of the ship’s Doctor fill the bridge. “Solar surfing is a one way trip into an early grave man!” He grouches and pokes an unrepentant Chekov in the sternum. 

“Yes Doctor,” Chekov agrees, obviously humoring him. Chekov is attired immaculately in an Enterprise flight suit, but Bones is only sporting blue scrubs, so Jim feels perfectly justified rocking out his basic green undershirt.  

“Ugh,” Bones waves Chekov off and they both take their seats, Chekov with obvious delight at the calculations primed and awaiting him at the navigation console, and Bones with an aggravated, “Oh for the love of God man!” As the console at his medical suite welcomes him in a smooth robotic voice, “Good morning Bones.” Jim can’t see the console screen from this angle, but he knows it’s absolutely covered in little animated bouncing apples with happy faces.

Jim beams at the look of death Bones shoots at him. God, it took forever to find just the voice he wanted to use for that damn program—and the faces for those apples! Bones is no programmer, so he’s stuck with it until either Chekov or Jim himself takes pity on him. It’s obvious Bones realizes this when he threatens his Captain with a dire, “Pre-haul physicals are imminent Jim!”

A hypo to the buttcheek it is then. Bones’ hypo shots are the stuff of legend; it takes a true master to wield a gadget engineered to cause no sensation in such a way that it feels like being fucked by a wasp.

Bones turns his glare from Jim to the console and after a moment appears to figure out that he can only de-apple his screen by manually pressing each bouncing icon. Oh yeah, Jim’s ass is gonna be taking one for the team–and not in the happy way.

Worth it though, totally worth it.

[squidthesquidd]

Do you have any favourite headcanons about Nightshade?

(I feel like them being autistic is a pretty common headcanon, so I’m curious if you have any thoughts on that as well)

YEAYEYWYEYYSUSY OH MY GOD YES WE HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS ABT THEM !!!!! get ready for a fuckn infodump (also sosoos many of these are just us projecting)

warning: i sound like an insane person

okay so YES !!! nightshade is absolutely autistic. and they are stimming constantly. they stim vocally a lot, and a lot of the time its just bird sounds, but sometimes it'll just start screaming lmao. it also likes to rock back and forth a lot!! definitely a verrrry common one.

Also if youve seen how we draw nightshade you might've noticed that we draw xem with little wings in root mode! they also flap those to stim :]

also they love slime!!! this is verry much just me projecting but i like to think xey love slime and they have a huge collection of textures <33 its favorite is bingsu!!!

and NEOPRONOUNS as you might've noticed :P. (we have a nightshade alter that uses neos so we are once again, projecting) but anyway, it was hashtag that told nightshade about neos, and they immediately got into it!! they have many and love hoarding them <3 some of xeir favorites are it/xe/that/owl/web/bot/mur

bones!!! vulture culture!!!!! they collect bones. sometimes theyll go out into the forest and search for bones for hours (it has soooo many antlers) and if web finds a dead animal, web'll take it back with them to clean it out webselves :]

They also have intrusive thoughts. yeah less fun headcanon time. they can be very vivid and very graphic, and its caused nightshade to have panic attacks a few times. i hc that bumblebee also used to have them, so bees helped xem through some of the bad ones <3

also xey have severe emetophobia. yeah i know, a bit of a weird one. if someones sick, they will be avoiding that person like the plague. whenever it watches a movie with the family, it'll always check if there are emeto scenes so it knows when to look away or leave (shout out to doesthedogdie.com i fucking love that website!!!!)

this post cus i think about it a lot

and general terran hc! i headcanon that all the terrans can eat human food :D although nightshade specifically has a difficult time eating (the tism) and xey'll only eat things like noodles or very processed food. murs a huge ramen lover 😎

MINECRAFT. you cannot look at nightshade and tell me they dont love minecraft!! xey have a survival world going where xeyre completely decked out in netherite, have a hundred redstone machines scattered all over the place, and just so many huge projects going on. mur started a multi player world and got all murs siblings to join. most chaotic world ever

and now im thinking abt owls, so. they have night vision, because of course. and it also sleeps in a nest (terrans can sleep hc jumpscare) its just a pile of a fuck ton of pillows and blankets and if you touch it xey WILL bite you

also it has a very strong prey drive. if they see anything particularly small moving around on the floor they are fucking jumping it. its like xeyre the maltos mouser lmao. no small animal that shows up in the malto home is safe

oh and as for music !!! big fan of the big neurodivergent three lmao. lemon demon, will wood, tally hall. that stuff yknow? (yes im projecting) also heres a playlist that our nightshade alter made that is 100% what we hc source nightshade to listen to !!!!

LOVES STAR TREK !!!! you CANNOT convince me they wouldn’t. big fan of the non-human bridge officers <3 Spock, Data, Saru (and also big Odo fan) webs favorite is probably next gen :] also i 100% percent believe it was Alex that introduced xem to it. i look at alex and see a star trek liker. i will not be taking criticism

oh and now heres a weird one. when nightshade was a protoform, they were always very… squinty? i dunno, its just something we noticed. like why are you squinting baby, can you not see? and then when xey got their altmode, suddenly xeir eyes were much wider! and i like to think that they did actually have bad eyesight as a protoform! and becoming an owl greatly improved it :]

also they cant see glass in their alt mode <3 hashtag has a compilation of mur crashing into windows

and about the episode "missed connection", we aren't actually told how long nightshade was helping tarantulas, and while most interpret it as just one day, i like to think it actually took about a week at least or even longer. i dont really know why i hc this, but maybe its cus i need nightshade and tarantulas to be besties or i'll die

okay thats it for now <3 i definitely have more headcanons so i might make a second post abt em later

[plan-bliz]

lets r. let. lets fuckning. ff r. lets rock.

02/06/2024

[greekbros]

"greek-Bros": Just for the weekend

*Zeus and Hera are off on a 'romantic' anniversary trip to the Sumerian ruins. Zeus has decided to make a rather shocking request*

Athena: YOU WANT ARES TO HOUSE SIT?!?!

Zeus: Yes, but tis only for the weekend my dearest. Besides, it will be a fantastic exercise of his leadership and responsibilities.

Athena: *nearly fuming as she hears this* BUT I AM LITERALLY THE MOST RESPONSIBLE AND THE MOST QUALIFIED FOR THIS TASK. Not even your most "beloved" children can handle the responsibility of even sitting on your throne!

*roughly about a year ago*

Apollo, Artemis, Hermes and Dionysus: *all just squeezed in sitting on Zeus's throne, unsurprisingly all four stuck* ...

Apollo: *losing feeling in his hips* Hephaestus please do hurry, I believe Hermes is losing oxygen.

Hermes: *probably the most crushed* ~°

Dionysus: I don't know guys, I think this is a great way to bring ourselves together a-

Artemis: *getting really antsy being stuck* Dionysus if you don't suck up your gut just a little bit just little bit longer I'll shave off of few pounds off of you myself!

Dionysus: *practically suffering being crushed by the shoulders and hips* oh I love you too Artemis *sheds a little tear*

Hephaestus: *deep sigh* yes yes. Hold still. *Literally puts on a welders helmet and a blow torch* this shouldn't take too long. Now which leg do you all prefer?

*back in present time*

Zeus: Oh Athena, past mistakes should not be taken so seriously. Anyway. ARES! *As he calls Ares, a huge thunderstorm rocks the hell out of Olympus and ends with one big bolt hitting the floor and poof there's Ares wearing a towel and a confused look*

Ares: *wet, slightly cold and maybe just a wee bit afraid* ....wut the actual fuk dad.

Zeus: Ah there you are. I see you have finally decided to dedicate some time to practice proper hygiene.

Ares: yeah I was in the fuckn shower and s-

Hera: *dressed in the finest touring gowned* Oh there you are my wlittle future king of the gods! *pinches Ares's cheeks* Now get dressed, your father and I are late for the 3976th Sumerian Lovers retreat. *Looks at Zeus* And we WILL have a peaceful and reasonable time won't we?

Zeus: hehe, of course my little hummingbird. Now, Ares. The frozen food is in the fridge and please water the plants. Goodbye! *With that Hera and Zeus poof in a thunder strike*

Ares: *barley understanding what happened, turns to see Athena just about to perform temporarily elected regicide*

Athena: *stares coldly into Ares's eyes* ....I will slaughter you. If you so dare foul my chances o-

Ares: -look come on Athena do I really look like I actually volunteered for this shit please give me a break.

Athena: i do not care. I'm watching you.

*a day and a half later*

Ares: *sitting on the throne wondering if he should kill off humanity and just let dogs evolve into the new dominant species* ....I wonder if world peace can really be achieved....maybe I can even let the pigs take over too....I wonder *looks down to earth and sees a group of dogs howl into the night sorrowfully for some reason. Suddenly becomes so emotionally moved* .... AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!

Athena: ....oh by the great void of chaos he's insane.

Apollo: well at least he's sympathetic.

Dionysus and Artemis: *hearing Ares's howling and decides to join in* AWWWWWWWWOOOOOOooooooo!!!!

*now three gods have joined in the literal cacophony of canidae condolences*

Hermes: *waking up from a headache, starts hitting Ares with a pillow but Ares doesn't react* SHUT THE FUK UP IM TRYING TO PROCRASTINATE!!!!!

Athena: ....I'm surrounded by lunatics.

Apollo: I can almost see why father picked him for the weekend.

Ares: *continues the glorious insanity that is his two day reign of insanity and fun*

[weirdoonthebus2]

The shelter iz split male and female and I'm on the girls side but everybody iz so nice abt it. I wz worried coming here but theyr all cool af. They all use she/her and I got sum mascara n things r good here. Itz such a departure from staying n tht car last week. The guy wz gay but he wz so weird abt trans stuff. Always he/him always making comments liek im 2 tall 2 pass n ths n tht. Liek itz weird.. I normally don't rly get disphoric anymoar n am comfy w/ nonbinary shit. Liek I'm ok w/ any pronouns n I'll fuckn rock a mustache half the time but liek. Havin him constantly say tht shit made me feel rly awful abt gender shit 4 the first time n a wile. So ya itz nice tht @ ths shelter itz liek completely flipped around. Good lil rebalancing hehe