#A DOG your honor

[shotmrmiller]

ghost would have a good chuckle if when soap tells this girl he’s been eyeing across the bar that they in the military and she just, pulls the most disgusted look on her face with one look up and down before just going “uh no thanks, not interested” and just goes back to nursing her drink and watching the live band, ghost is so used to either birds desperate to fuck him cause they find the big scary masked man hot or scared to look him in the eye, so this birdie giving him that look cause he’s military? not the evil and kills people kind but the cheats on their spouses kind? he’s having a laugh, feels different for him, entertaining to him too.

it's giving penpal simon like had reader been some kind or polite thing he would've tossed the letter right in the garbage.

the fact that you're more disgusted with 'they cheat' over 'he probably kills innocents' def has him chuckling to himself like your priorities are fucked sweetheart sooooo let me take you home. can't cheat when in a nonexistent relationship 😌

[gleafer]

WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mackerel22]

Dazai: Chuuya and I don't use pet names.

Odasaku: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Dazai: Honey.

*silence*

Dazai: Ha, you thought, bitch.

Chuuya, yelling from another room: What do you want, whore?

[queenoftheantz]

You ever just. Find a key scene for your characters??? And the story comes together?

[nrmtenjoyer]

Twitter is absolutely obsessed with how gay these two are, so I made a compilation of some.of their moments so you all can obsess over them too

[scarletgray]

Chuuya: what the fuck are you looking at?

Dazai, on the inside: You’re so beautiful and I'm so in love with every part of you. The curve of your mouth when you laugh while you're having a good fight. How you stand leaning on your side with your hands in your pocket. The way your hair shines like the sun and how you always blush when I get too close. I’m so lucky to have you. You are the greatest person I’ve ever met and I will never regret meeting you. I would find you and love you in every lifetime.

Dazai, out loud: You got shorter.

[everdistantstars]

The first few times they hooked up, Dazai kept his bandages on, but if there's anyone he can let his walls down around, it's Chuuya.

[bat-gwuck]

the boyfriends ever (ft. refrence to Hugh Jackman’s greatest film ever: flushed away)

[eiivens]

Chuuya "dogs are so weird, no matter how much you hurt them, they'll still love you" Nakahara vs Osamu "cats are so weird, they don't tell you what's wrong until it's too late" Dazai, pass it on

[hellenhighwater]

look guys I'm gonna be honest--i love dogs but the tactile experience of petting a cat is better 99% of the time. Cat fur is so much softer and less greasy and just generally better than most dog fur. IDK if there's some ideal chinchilla dog out there that I have yet to lay hands on but man, dog fur textures are whack. Cats, at least when they're healthy, are so reliably smooth and silky.

[shotmrmiller]

i like the idea of simon finding himself a virgin (whom he ravishes as soon as you're willing) not because of whatever tf it's supposed to mean: pure and all that rot (plus it's hypocritical, that man's bathed in the blood of others, licked his fingers clean of it. last thing he is is clean.)

but because that means he's all they'll ever know. tells you that those rom-com's aren't real. romance like that is only in hollywood. "it's fiction, pet. what you 'n i have is special."

"true," he affirms.

has you think that him over protecting you like a dragon does gold is normal. threatens others with bodily harm because they looked at you for longer than a second or two. has you sit on his cock when his friends come over for a drink, hand trembling as it reaches for your glass of water.

let's them look at your pretty cunt, slick and stretched to its limit. let's them watch as it constricts when his fingers spread into a v, feeling you be spread open and feeling himself stuff you until his tip hits something firm. resistant.

let's his captain shotgun smoke into your mouth and rumbles out a laugh when you start to cough and sputter, simon hissing behind you.

let's kyle give you some of his alcohol, large hand cupping the underside of your jaw, fingers dimpling your cheeks as he squeezes until your mouth opens.

another cough, an even louder hiss.

"you're alrigh', doin' well," drips from simon's lips when soap gets closer than the others, chair screeching against your floor as he does. gets so close his sweetened breath fans over your dripping, very busy cunt.

at least he lets you come on his cock instead of his fingers like last time.

typical.

boyfriend.

behavior.

[juneneedsabreak]

+ literally my fav:

locklyle textposts: 1, 2, 3, 4.

[letterstwomars]

Therapy Time ⚔️

with Jake the dog and Finn the human

[queenoftheantz]

HEY EVERYONE do you remember my story I'm making?? With my own little blorbos?? No?

Well let me remind you!

At a crossroads in small town Sweden, there's a hot dog stand with a unique business model: If you can guess the Vendor's name, you get your food for free! BUT. If you fail, you owe him your soul. Yes, he is the literal devil.

A mid/late 20's guy called Tobbe stumbles into the stand, and immediately decides that that is the eaxct type of guy you want to be best friends (or more) with.

Above, we see Vendor and Tobbe, the stand, one of the customers (a high school music teacher/man killing water spirit)(Näcken), and an old friend of the vendor (a local activist/guardian spirit)(Huldra).

[mackerel22]

Dazai: Babe!

Chuuya: Don’t call me that!

Dazai: Chibi, honey, dear, love, sunshine, slug-

Chuuya: Dazai-

Dazai: Darling, hat rack, sweetheart, my God of fire-

Chuuya: Dazai no-

Dazai: Mi amore, the light of my life, my chihuahua, my doggie, my baby, angel, baby boy, baby girl-

Dazai: My petit mafia, shortie, sweetie-

Chuuya: Are you done?

Dazai: My beloved, the best executive, the anchor of my universe, the loml, my other half, my soulmate..

Chuuya:

Dazai: Ok, now I’m done.

Chuuya: Ok what did you want?

Dazai:

Dazai: Oh I forgot.

[kokoasci]

can you guys watch them for me i have to go study