#A Big One at that 😬
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Ive encountered a lot of fat men (especially the cis ones but thats just what Ive come across, doesnt mean its factual lol just makes me curious!) who are like “oh except for me/my body type/weight etc” or joke in that direction abt themselves when I say I prefer and like fat dudes.
Like no, especially you sir. I am one iota away from tearing your clothes off with just my teeth in an alarmingly fast fashion like the noble Piranha Fish
#🦝.txt#i guess you can rb this but i dont want anyone clowning.#feel free to correct me if i said something the wrong way tho 0:#also before anyone comes at me for fetishizing or whatever it is people say when others speak abt their love of fat ppl:#im literally a fat dude using language my very staunchly fat positive roomie has had the kindness of educating me with. die mad#anyway sorry for rambling im very very violently high i forgot i havent been smoking cuz pneumonia and well. i took an edible#A Big One at that 😬
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#no I'm not tagging them all I want to live#being a batkid is being cursed to see everyone thirsting over your father figure as Bruce Wayne AND as Batman#tim: guys what do you think about this?#jason: FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK U FUCK U#cass: 😬🤢🤮#damian: drake your end is near#steph: thanks i'm going to bleach my eyes now#dick: this is how you treat me??? your perfect big brother who loves and cherishes you???#harper: i know i should never have given you my number#barbara build a program that block any bruce thirst content so she never gets the fright but she will send a link to one from time to time#because of his years of stalking Tim cannot escape the Bruce thirst posts they pop up all the time
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valentine, you're a horse ❤️
#my little pony#mlp g3#wish-I-may#wish-I-might#ok so. I'm gonna ramble for a sec#normally when I post on valentine's day I complain in the tags about being single. but I won't this year!#I've recently realized I'm definitely somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. and that I'm perfectly content without a partner#in the past I've described myself as 'emotionally unavailable' or having 'commitment issues' but neither of those things were ever true#I'm a very loving and loyal person!#I've always been extremely affectionate with friends and family but unable to have the same level of love for potential partners#unsure if I'm just demisexual/demiromantic or actually aroace but I'm definitely not the default settings type of gay lol#I'm a big fan of romance and sex in fiction! but irl? 😅😬 idk about that fam! idk!#hypothetically I would like to have a gf one day and maybe fall in love but now I understand why that may not happen#or atleast is gonna take a while. and that's fine :)#tldr; if your top song on spotify last year was Cupid by Fifty Fifty it's time to do some soul searching lol#happy valentine's day!! 💕
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Frolicking among the flowers I think.
I feel like I already drew this before so hoping I didn't!
#Maybe I've seen a different fanart with this pose? I think I do remember a connverse fanart with Connie lying in a way that her face is#upside down to us. I can't remember the artstyle if that's the case however.#Anyway#My laptop gave me a big scare. Long story short. I'm not shutting or restarting my laptop ever and I'm going to take as much#commissions as I can because my savings is still not enough for a new one. 😬😬😬#Yo it got so messed up it doesn't support gif png jpeg and jpg anymore. 😵#connverse#steven quartz universe#connie maheswaran#su#my shiz#steven universe#skedoobles#Connverse to comfort from the spooks 😭. But like. I can't be drawing any more personal stuff on my laptop after this.#We can't live with love alone guys. I need the moolah 😤
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Wayne Son embroiled in hair transplant contorversy
#jason todd#batbroidery#I had a big panic today#realised the new Boy Wonder is out NEXT WEEK and I haven't even finished this one yet#sorry Jason 😬#snark art#the boy wonder#juni ba
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#good things are coming in somewhere in a song#or I guess good is subjective. things I’m happy about is a better way to say it#I just wrote a scene I’ve been thinking about but putting off for months for the penultimate chapter#because it’s such a big important part of the story and I have been 😬😬😬 about whether I’ll be able to do it justice#once it exists in the document and is no longer just a movie in my head. but I wrote a draft of it this morning and I think it’s good#also one of my favorite sex scenes I’ve ever written is in Thursday’s chapter#I like this story idk feel uncomfy talking about myself as always but!!!
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ok im glad i got spoiled for the "secret ending" in advance because it's SO stupid i would not want to go into that blind. not actually surprised since it's kind of the epitome of what annoys me about dai/dav's narrative focus but also ??? are you insaaaaaaaane. did you get some kind of disease from not washing your hands after watching avengers endgame? is it contagious?
#veilguard spoilers#not really. but yk. also bc im gonna be mad about it in the tags now:#ok. i think it's one of the rare times getting mad about media literacy is warranted#how are you a WRITER. and unable to realise what the Themes are in the first two games#leaves an even worse taste now that pretty much nobody from those games is still at bioware lol 😬#sure. go retcon the nuanced motivations of the protagonist in games you didnt write for your game where the#villain is big scary god who wants power. go ahead.
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Happy 60th Birthday Doctor Who! If we ever do get that Eighth Doctor spin-off, this is what I'd hope for!
#made a concept poster for an eighth doctor time war spin-off for last year's DW Day as well#wanted to see if i got any better in a year#think i have 😄😄#also this one has Veklin and Ollistra 😬#favourite Doctor favourite companions favourite Master...#its all there!#doctor who#liv chenka#helen sinclair#eighth doctor#big finish#fanart#ollistra#veklin#the master#time war#doctor who fanart
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How DARE Brennan bring 12 Brooks back to hurt us! At least the Great Bullfrog wasn't killed but OOF this whole scene is Bad Vibes, and that Wizard Keen Eursolon was talking to gives me the heebie-jeebies.
#worlds beyond number#the wizard the witch and the wild one#gotta listen to the new episode and then i think it's time for at LEAST a relisten of the night vale valentine's aftermath episode#but also i am SO behind on the show itself that i don't even remember basic plot points so i might just start over#those first few seasons i have listened to several times and they still hit so so so good#(though the political stuff and big corporations jokes are....horrifyingly relevant and not jokes anymore 😬)#oooooh and maybe i'll add some night vale merch to my rewards list!
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Also! Really interesting that Andor has been getting all the hype this week. Meanwhile, Skeleton Crew comes out in...3 weeks? And it doesn't seem to be getting much attention at all.
#you'd think Disney would be pushing for Skeleton Crew to cover the big trades and yet...#Plus we know Disney usually hates promoting more than one live action SW show at the same time#think they know SC is a flop I fear 😬
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#there's a flood coming to my city 😬#the wave is supposed to hit tomorrow at night#i'm a bit worried?#they say it's gonna be similae to 1997#which is. not good.#everyone at work was panicking which did not help#they said the water is almost sold out in shops#and i couldn't go to the shop to buy it because i was. at work.#so i messaged my dad and he bought some for me and he'll drive over to bring it to me#his town doesn't have a big river so you can still buy water there lmao#i asked him to buy me some non perishable food like rice crackers while he was at it too#and now i'm scared that he and my mom will buy out the entire shop and i'll have to eat those things for months 😬#they can be like that sometimes haha#yeah they most definitely will bring over the whole car full of food what do i do 😭#anyway my main concern is the lack of electricity because the stupid stove in this flat doesn't use gas ;_;#gotta charge the powerbanks 💪#people are also worried that we'll go to work tomorrow and then it'll turn out the road is flooded and we'll have to stay at work overnight#lmaoooo why won't the company just give everyone the week off?? (because of capitalism)#my sister has a two months old baby and she is leaving the city tonight to stay with our grandma#they do need clean water for the baby and the government recommended the children and the elderly to evacuate#i'd evacuate myself if it wasn't for my work 😭 (capitalism)#aghhh i'm sure it's not gonna be that bad#it's just my first flood you see#well technically the second one because i was born in 1997 hahaha but yeah. yeah.#i do like my warm meals and hot tea and i do like to shower#i do hope it'll last 2 days max!! but a friend says it can last longer depending on the damage ;_;#i know i can't really complain because i at least live on the 5th floor#my sister lives on the first floor. right by the river. yeah...#not to mention the people in surrounding villages#someone at work said that the water reached the third floor in some places in 1997 wtf 😭
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Crumbmies, birdseed, Zero, Zilch, NADA of this book out there...
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Hey you're in Luck, the kind @xoxo-otome has a nice collection of Trigun books and such including This book above! Go give their blog a looksy! 😌📚
#trigun archives book#literally no one posts this book#untranslated book#rare books#trigun#trigun maximum#trimax#yasuhiro nightow#artbook#manga art#POST THE SCANS#artist's notes#manga guide#manga#official art#literally ONE person post this book (mentioned above)😌#the Price tho ($300+ big ones😬)
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hi!!! i just came across your antelope unicorn and omg, last night i was trying to tell my sister how cool of a mythical creature a winged wildebeest would be. like a wildebeest pegasus :') so when i saw your drawing i sent it to her to and now she understands my vision!!! you get it! like a mythical creature, but also a real creature. y'know?
i would absolutely love a mythical field guide with your art btw <3
Oooooh yeah that’s an awesome idea!!! Wildebeest are such cool animals I love em 😤👌
after I’m done with my kelpie concept (which has to be on hold rn since I’m very busy with work n stuff lol) I’m planning on doing a pegasus design, but the idea is actually giving me the most trouble out of all the mythical ungulates I’ve drawn 🤔 it turns out it’s really hard to visualize how you can take horselike anatomy and morph it into something that could feasibly fly, I might have to sacrifice some of my usual realism for that one 😂
and thank you I really hope I can make a field guide someday!!! I’ve been thinkin about it a lot heheh
#fr tho I’ve been lookin at the pegasus from so many different angles it’s tough 😬#I thought about maybe doing a tiny one like a dik dik type creature which is cute but it would be so cool to make them big animals too 😩#much to think about for sure#lyla trivia hour
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Honestly all I want to do today is cuddle up with someone who loves me and watch studio ghibli movies all day 🥲
#I’m currently stuck in bed and trying to figure out how to get up#when you have the big D(epression) and you hate where you live#it’s HARD getting out of bed#I just wanna go back to sleep and dream and escape#but I also need to work on my room and my life in general#so Im not like this forever#I want to move out and actually enjoy life a little bit#ok sorry no one wants to hear me rant about my life#I DID see a huge centipede last night and I survived!!#so I deserve at least 20 good girls and hmmmmmmm 200 kisses pls#(survived meaning I screamed and cried and somehow managed to vacuum the motherfucker but now I’m scared of the vacuum and what if it escape#no no no it’s fiiiiiine there’s no way it can escape….. right?#😬😬😬#rosie speaks#shut up rosie
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#again i need full context but i just saw the preview of terry and his minions#and like. the idea that they introduced a character as a “bad girl”#to steal robby from Tory#when in fact it was clearly dubcon at best .... 😬#big yikes#and making her the only female asain representation. not that like.#like. its not media's responsibility to depict good and healthy characters or representation or whatever#BUt. the fact rhat literally all of the asain characters not introduced in the original movies#have been one note bad guys#sus...#going back into my lane now#ck negativity#it just seems cartoonish to me. like.
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