#A Big One at that 😬
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Ive encountered a lot of fat men (especially the cis ones but thats just what Ive come across, doesnt mean its factual lol just makes me curious!) who are like “oh except for me/my body type/weight etc” or joke in that direction abt themselves when I say I prefer and like fat dudes.
Like no, especially you sir. I am one iota away from tearing your clothes off with just my teeth in an alarmingly fast fashion like the noble Piranha Fish
#🦝.txt#i guess you can rb this but i dont want anyone clowning.#feel free to correct me if i said something the wrong way tho 0:#also before anyone comes at me for fetishizing or whatever it is people say when others speak abt their love of fat ppl:#im literally a fat dude using language my very staunchly fat positive roomie has had the kindness of educating me with. die mad#anyway sorry for rambling im very very violently high i forgot i havent been smoking cuz pneumonia and well. i took an edible#A Big One at that 😬
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#no I'm not tagging them all I want to live#being a batkid is being cursed to see everyone thirsting over your father figure as Bruce Wayne AND as Batman#tim: guys what do you think about this?#jason: FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK U FUCK U#cass: 😬🤢🤮#damian: drake your end is near#steph: thanks i'm going to bleach my eyes now#dick: this is how you treat me??? your perfect big brother who loves and cherishes you???#harper: i know i should never have given you my number#barbara build a program that block any bruce thirst content so she never gets the fright but she will send a link to one from time to time#because of his years of stalking Tim cannot escape the Bruce thirst posts they pop up all the time
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valentine, you're a horse ❤️
#my little pony#mlp g3#wish-I-may#wish-I-might#ok so. I'm gonna ramble for a sec#normally when I post on valentine's day I complain in the tags about being single. but I won't this year!#I've recently realized I'm definitely somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. and that I'm perfectly content without a partner#in the past I've described myself as 'emotionally unavailable' or having 'commitment issues' but neither of those things were ever true#I'm a very loving and loyal person!#I've always been extremely affectionate with friends and family but unable to have the same level of love for potential partners#unsure if I'm just demisexual/demiromantic or actually aroace but I'm definitely not the default settings type of gay lol#I'm a big fan of romance and sex in fiction! but irl? 😅😬 idk about that fam! idk!#hypothetically I would like to have a gf one day and maybe fall in love but now I understand why that may not happen#or atleast is gonna take a while. and that's fine :)#tldr; if your top song on spotify last year was Cupid by Fifty Fifty it's time to do some soul searching lol#happy valentine's day!! 💕
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Frolicking among the flowers I think.
I feel like I already drew this before so hoping I didn't!
#Maybe I've seen a different fanart with this pose? I think I do remember a connverse fanart with Connie lying in a way that her face is#upside down to us. I can't remember the artstyle if that's the case however.#Anyway#My laptop gave me a big scare. Long story short. I'm not shutting or restarting my laptop ever and I'm going to take as much#commissions as I can because my savings is still not enough for a new one. 😬😬😬#Yo it got so messed up it doesn't support gif png jpeg and jpg anymore. 😵#connverse#steven quartz universe#connie maheswaran#su#my shiz#steven universe#skedoobles#Connverse to comfort from the spooks 😭. But like. I can't be drawing any more personal stuff on my laptop after this.#We can't live with love alone guys. I need the moolah 😤
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this scene made me feel shrimp emotions so here
#okay this may be my second art post about scherzo in 24 hours but my excuse is I listened to bite the hand on a loop and felt emotions#But I actually drew these both a couple weeks ago lmao#scherzo#doctor who#eighth doctor#big finish#charley pollard#eight x charley#comic#tw suicide#My art#doctor who art#procreate#artists on tumblr#sorry again image res is worse on this one#Scherzoposting at 2am h e l p#edit: so their hands are not accurate to the audio#I forgot 😬
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Wayne Son embroiled in hair transplant contorversy
#jason todd#batbroidery#I had a big panic today#realised the new Boy Wonder is out NEXT WEEK and I haven't even finished this one yet#sorry Jason 😬#snark art#the boy wonder#juni ba
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ok im glad i got spoiled for the "secret ending" in advance because it's SO stupid i would not want to go into that blind. not actually surprised since it's kind of the epitome of what annoys me about dai/dav's narrative focus but also ??? are you insaaaaaaaane. did you get some kind of disease from not washing your hands after watching avengers endgame? is it contagious?
#veilguard spoilers#not really. but yk. also bc im gonna be mad about it in the tags now:#ok. i think it's one of the rare times getting mad about media literacy is warranted#how are you a WRITER. and unable to realise what the Themes are in the first two games#leaves an even worse taste now that pretty much nobody from those games is still at bioware lol 😬#sure. go retcon the nuanced motivations of the protagonist in games you didnt write for your game where the#villain is big scary god who wants power. go ahead.
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Big G aka Scar aka Zaddy😛
Listen, I don't know shit about zodiacs BUT He's giving me Scorpio for some reason. So I'm rolling with it! *shrugs*
#this one turns my thoughts into thots EVERY time#...and I have no qualms#that's Zaddy Scar#aka BIG G#I need to delete hella CC#so I can quit bullshittin and put these lots I found in game#and get this show on the road#cause I started rewatching Power...#and I got ideas#I got my little notebook out and everything#😬#oc: garrett “scar” hill#my intuition told me Scorpio#once I read the lil article...it was SPOT ON#😩
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Happy 60th Birthday Doctor Who! If we ever do get that Eighth Doctor spin-off, this is what I'd hope for!
#made a concept poster for an eighth doctor time war spin-off for last year's DW Day as well#wanted to see if i got any better in a year#think i have 😄😄#also this one has Veklin and Ollistra 😬#favourite Doctor favourite companions favourite Master...#its all there!#doctor who#liv chenka#helen sinclair#eighth doctor#big finish#fanart#ollistra#veklin#the master#time war#doctor who fanart
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Also! Really interesting that Andor has been getting all the hype this week. Meanwhile, Skeleton Crew comes out in...3 weeks? And it doesn't seem to be getting much attention at all.
#you'd think Disney would be pushing for Skeleton Crew to cover the big trades and yet...#Plus we know Disney usually hates promoting more than one live action SW show at the same time#think they know SC is a flop I fear 😬
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#there's a flood coming to my city 😬#the wave is supposed to hit tomorrow at night#i'm a bit worried?#they say it's gonna be similae to 1997#which is. not good.#everyone at work was panicking which did not help#they said the water is almost sold out in shops#and i couldn't go to the shop to buy it because i was. at work.#so i messaged my dad and he bought some for me and he'll drive over to bring it to me#his town doesn't have a big river so you can still buy water there lmao#i asked him to buy me some non perishable food like rice crackers while he was at it too#and now i'm scared that he and my mom will buy out the entire shop and i'll have to eat those things for months 😬#they can be like that sometimes haha#yeah they most definitely will bring over the whole car full of food what do i do 😭#anyway my main concern is the lack of electricity because the stupid stove in this flat doesn't use gas ;_;#gotta charge the powerbanks 💪#people are also worried that we'll go to work tomorrow and then it'll turn out the road is flooded and we'll have to stay at work overnight#lmaoooo why won't the company just give everyone the week off?? (because of capitalism)#my sister has a two months old baby and she is leaving the city tonight to stay with our grandma#they do need clean water for the baby and the government recommended the children and the elderly to evacuate#i'd evacuate myself if it wasn't for my work 😭 (capitalism)#aghhh i'm sure it's not gonna be that bad#it's just my first flood you see#well technically the second one because i was born in 1997 hahaha but yeah. yeah.#i do like my warm meals and hot tea and i do like to shower#i do hope it'll last 2 days max!! but a friend says it can last longer depending on the damage ;_;#i know i can't really complain because i at least live on the 5th floor#my sister lives on the first floor. right by the river. yeah...#not to mention the people in surrounding villages#someone at work said that the water reached the third floor in some places in 1997 wtf 😭
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“So, they’re insensitive?” She scoffed. “Not purposely, but... a little. I know so much about all of them, things they don’t tell each other, because I don’t judge them the way they all do. But sometimes, they get a little too comfortable and dump things way too big on me, and it gets too much. And they forget why certain things might upset me. They just don’t think, and it’s...” “Unfair?” Mist nodded, then sighed. “That sounds so selfish, doesn’t it?” “Not at all,” Lukas disagreed, shaking his head emphatically. “It does sound unfair. I think most people would snap at some point. Probably long before you did.” Mist smiled, and while it did feel nice to hear him agree, regret still bubbled up inside, and she sighed. “Still. I shouldn’t have. This... obstacle, it’s a big deal for him, and I think I’m the only one he’s talked honestly to about it. And he was clearly upset, and I made it about my problems and... Fuck, I basically told him to get over it. Now who’s the insensitive one?” She looked over to see Lukas staring at her. “What?” He blinked. “Sorry, something strange about hearing you swear,” he said with a light chuckle. She smiled but rolled her eyes as well. “Why does everyone say that? I’m not so innocent I can’t curse.” “No, you’re right. Sorry.” Now she felt bad for making him feel rude. She chewed at her lip again, unsure how to respond, and so she walked in uncomfortable silence for a while.
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#ts3#Karaish Legacy#Mist Karaish#Lukas McBride#yeeee honestly being the one everyone dumps on is ~tiring~#and this weird thing happens when you no longer see/talk to someone every day#where you don't really have the space to just share the mundanities of day-to-day life with each other anymore#so you kind only get the 'big' things#which either tend to be the 'interesting' life events#or more often than not#the venting :/#and Mist now has that x4 😬#well actually probs more like x3.5 since I think Bay's much better about it lol
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Crumbmies, birdseed, Zero, Zilch, NADA of this book out there...
😑📕🔥
Hey you're in Luck, the kind @xoxo-otome has a nice collection of Trigun books and such including This book above! Go give their blog a looksy! 😌📚
#trigun archives book#literally no one posts this book#untranslated book#rare books#trigun#trigun maximum#trimax#yasuhiro nightow#artbook#manga art#POST THE SCANS#artist's notes#manga guide#manga#official art#literally ONE person post this book (mentioned above)😌#the Price tho ($300+ big ones😬)
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hi!!! i just came across your antelope unicorn and omg, last night i was trying to tell my sister how cool of a mythical creature a winged wildebeest would be. like a wildebeest pegasus :') so when i saw your drawing i sent it to her to and now she understands my vision!!! you get it! like a mythical creature, but also a real creature. y'know?
i would absolutely love a mythical field guide with your art btw <3
Oooooh yeah that’s an awesome idea!!! Wildebeest are such cool animals I love em 😤👌
after I’m done with my kelpie concept (which has to be on hold rn since I’m very busy with work n stuff lol) I’m planning on doing a pegasus design, but the idea is actually giving me the most trouble out of all the mythical ungulates I’ve drawn 🤔 it turns out it’s really hard to visualize how you can take horselike anatomy and morph it into something that could feasibly fly, I might have to sacrifice some of my usual realism for that one 😂
and thank you I really hope I can make a field guide someday!!! I’ve been thinkin about it a lot heheh
#fr tho I’ve been lookin at the pegasus from so many different angles it’s tough 😬#I thought about maybe doing a tiny one like a dik dik type creature which is cute but it would be so cool to make them big animals too 😩#much to think about for sure#lyla trivia hour
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Idk how I feel about this because I have massive hate towards the covers and 1dead anything.
https://x.com/LouisWT91World/status/1828489506460147938
I despise those covers. Even from this video, the man admitted he didn't know one direction that well. Yes, he was screaming with night changes but i've always said that it is a very popular and nostalgic song. I feel like him and his friend were the only ones singing along 7 💀. People behind seem to not know the song at all. But it's Louis' choice, i'm tired of this discussion. If he wants the 4 covers, if he wants to be known as the 1D guy forever it's on him. He had a whole ass 16 songs album (not counting the bonus songs) that he made specifically for the live shows and yet he chooses those decade old songs that'll never be half as good as his own 🤦♀️.
#also this fandom is so naive#why is the video of this random guy everywhere#it's one guy out of a festival crowd#and he wasn't even that complementary towards Louis' music#not @you anon but let people enjoy his music in peace and not make a big deal out of anyone saying anything remotely nice about him#like why are ua posting this 😬?#i know we want him to have new fans and to win the gp over but this freaking out over these things is so weird
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