#A Big One at that 😬
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imreszekeres · 2 months ago
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Ive encountered a lot of fat men (especially the cis ones but thats just what Ive come across, doesnt mean its factual lol just makes me curious!) who are like “oh except for me/my body type/weight etc” or joke in that direction abt themselves when I say I prefer and like fat dudes.
Like no, especially you sir. I am one iota away from tearing your clothes off with just my teeth in an alarmingly fast fashion like the noble Piranha Fish
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littlefankingdom · 4 months ago
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
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fizpup · 9 months ago
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valentine, you're a horse ❤️
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screwpinecaprice · 5 months ago
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Frolicking among the flowers I think.
I feel like I already drew this before so hoping I didn't!
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upon-the-snow · 1 year ago
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this scene made me feel shrimp emotions so here
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gotham-snark · 5 months ago
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Wayne Son embroiled in hair transplant contorversy
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kirkwallguy · 6 days ago
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ok im glad i got spoiled for the "secret ending" in advance because it's SO stupid i would not want to go into that blind. not actually surprised since it's kind of the epitome of what annoys me about dai/dav's narrative focus but also ??? are you insaaaaaaaane. did you get some kind of disease from not washing your hands after watching avengers endgame? is it contagious?
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astoldbychae · 4 months ago
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Big G aka Scar aka Zaddy😛
Listen, I don't know shit about zodiacs BUT He's giving me Scorpio for some reason. So I'm rolling with it! *shrugs*
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riversofmars · 1 year ago
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Happy 60th Birthday Doctor Who! If we ever do get that Eighth Doctor spin-off, this is what I'd hope for!
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ihamtmus · 2 months ago
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#there's a flood coming to my city 😬#the wave is supposed to hit tomorrow at night#i'm a bit worried?#they say it's gonna be similae to 1997#which is. not good.#everyone at work was panicking which did not help#they said the water is almost sold out in shops#and i couldn't go to the shop to buy it because i was. at work.#so i messaged my dad and he bought some for me and he'll drive over to bring it to me#his town doesn't have a big river so you can still buy water there lmao#i asked him to buy me some non perishable food like rice crackers while he was at it too#and now i'm scared that he and my mom will buy out the entire shop and i'll have to eat those things for months 😬#they can be like that sometimes haha#yeah they most definitely will bring over the whole car full of food what do i do 😭#anyway my main concern is the lack of electricity because the stupid stove in this flat doesn't use gas ;_;#gotta charge the powerbanks 💪#people are also worried that we'll go to work tomorrow and then it'll turn out the road is flooded and we'll have to stay at work overnight#lmaoooo why won't the company just give everyone the week off?? (because of capitalism)#my sister has a two months old baby and she is leaving the city tonight to stay with our grandma#they do need clean water for the baby and the government recommended the children and the elderly to evacuate#i'd evacuate myself if it wasn't for my work 😭 (capitalism)#aghhh i'm sure it's not gonna be that bad#it's just my first flood you see#well technically the second one because i was born in 1997 hahaha but yeah. yeah.#i do like my warm meals and hot tea and i do like to shower#i do hope it'll last 2 days max!! but a friend says it can last longer depending on the damage ;_;#i know i can't really complain because i at least live on the 5th floor#my sister lives on the first floor. right by the river. yeah...#not to mention the people in surrounding villages#someone at work said that the water reached the third floor in some places in 1997 wtf 😭
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amuhav · 10 months ago
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     “So, they’re insensitive?”      She scoffed. “Not purposely, but... a little. I know so much about all of them, things they don’t tell each other, because I don’t judge them the way they all do. But sometimes, they get a little too comfortable and dump things way too big on me, and it gets too much. And they forget why certain things might upset me. They just don’t think, and it’s...”      “Unfair?”      Mist nodded, then sighed. “That sounds so selfish, doesn’t it?”      “Not at all,” Lukas disagreed, shaking his head emphatically. “It does sound unfair. I think most people would snap at some point. Probably long before you did.”      Mist smiled, and while it did feel nice to hear him agree, regret still bubbled up inside, and she sighed. “Still. I shouldn’t have. This... obstacle, it’s a big deal for him, and I think I’m the only one he’s talked honestly to about it. And he was clearly upset, and I made it about my problems and... Fuck, I basically told him to get over it. Now who’s the insensitive one?”      She looked over to see Lukas staring at her.      “What?”      He blinked. “Sorry, something strange about hearing you swear,” he said with a light chuckle. She smiled but rolled her eyes as well.      “Why does everyone say that? I’m not so innocent I can’t curse.”      “No, you’re right. Sorry.”      Now she felt bad for making him feel rude. She chewed at her lip again, unsure how to respond, and so she walked in uncomfortable silence for a while. 
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brutermonger · 1 year ago
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Crumbmies, birdseed, Zero, Zilch, NADA of this book out there...
😑📕🔥
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Hey you're in Luck, the kind @xoxo-otome has a nice collection of Trigun books and such including This book above! Go give their blog a looksy! 😌📚
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didee-anne · 2 months ago
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lylahammar · 2 months ago
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hi!!! i just came across your antelope unicorn and omg, last night i was trying to tell my sister how cool of a mythical creature a winged wildebeest would be. like a wildebeest pegasus :') so when i saw your drawing i sent it to her to and now she understands my vision!!! you get it! like a mythical creature, but also a real creature. y'know?
i would absolutely love a mythical field guide with your art btw <3
Oooooh yeah that’s an awesome idea!!! Wildebeest are such cool animals I love em 😤👌
after I’m done with my kelpie concept (which has to be on hold rn since I’m very busy with work n stuff lol) I’m planning on doing a pegasus design, but the idea is actually giving me the most trouble out of all the mythical ungulates I’ve drawn 🤔 it turns out it’s really hard to visualize how you can take horselike anatomy and morph it into something that could feasibly fly, I might have to sacrifice some of my usual realism for that one 😂
and thank you I really hope I can make a field guide someday!!! I’ve been thinkin about it a lot heheh
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gracefullou · 2 months ago
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Idk how I feel about this because I have massive hate towards the covers and 1dead anything.
https://x.com/LouisWT91World/status/1828489506460147938
I despise those covers. Even from this video, the man admitted he didn't know one direction that well. Yes, he was screaming with night changes but i've always said that it is a very popular and nostalgic song. I feel like him and his friend were the only ones singing along 7 💀. People behind seem to not know the song at all. But it's Louis' choice, i'm tired of this discussion. If he wants the 4 covers, if he wants to be known as the 1D guy forever it's on him. He had a whole ass 16 songs album (not counting the bonus songs) that he made specifically for the live shows and yet he chooses those decade old songs that'll never be half as good as his own 🤦‍♀️.
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b-blushes · 9 months ago
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very powerfully stanced 'i'm going to give a haircut and then visit a blossom tree and then draw' outfit today btw
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