#9yo

[friendrat]

My 9yo: *watching Spy x Family* Why do they keep cliffhanging this?!

Me: Why do you want to see them kiss so badly?

9yo: I like seeing people act like idiots.

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[artsideblogofsorts]

Keira - Harvest Moon DS

[morganbritton132]

Thinking about Bruce learning the hard way that kids are painfully honest and you have to be specific with them because he only told Dick not to tell people that he’s Batman. He didn’t say not to tell them anything else about his identity.

Batman is about to battle it out with some of Black Mask’s men when Robin blurts out, “You better stop what you’re doing ‘cause Batman is in a bad mood. He got a haircut and it looks bad.”

It was a good distraction but, “You don’t like my haircut?”

Batman brought Robin to his first and (probably not) last impromptu JLA meeting because Alfred was running down a time sensitive lead and he didn’t have a babysitter. He unprompted tells everybody, “Be nice to Batman. His girlfriend broke up with him and he fell in a fountain yesterday, and he doesn’t want to be here.”

Bats shows up at the Watchtower with Robin another time and Green Arrow makes a comment about Bruce’s new cape. He replies, “My other one is in the laundry.”

Robin side eyes him and says, “He doesn’t know how to do laundry. He took the washer apart and put it back together, and it caught on fire.”

[lesbian-cowpoke]

Jason Todd being Tim's Robin in fanon stems from trying to make sense of the wacky timeline bullshit created by the writers doing their best to entirely erase Jason Todd. It's why Dick is Tim's favorite Robin. Dick was Robin from when Tim was 4-10, the longer amount of time, so he still could have been Tim's favorite Robin regardless, but it's also. The writers really really hated that little boy.

[crave-mp3]

Ok we all agree that "I'm still comparing your past to my future/it might be your wound but theyre my sutures" was a fucking insane line to put in big hero 6 right

[xofemeraldstars]

love mara but the way they handled the storyline in ep5.............. i'm VERY disappointed. also it looks like the only info they got on her past is that she's attached to the blanket... and saying this after ONE DAY AND ONE NIGHT??????

[friendrat]

Kid is asking the hard questions now. She wants to know if the King and Queen of Anniera only had one child, who would be the next King?

[roobiedo]

oc-tober 2024 day 3: old oc

This is Blue (last name i forgor), the very first oc i can remember creating! I was maybe 9 lol, and i'm gonna be real with yall i have no idea what her deal is 💀 like there was definitely a plot for sure, but that was 15 years ago now and i cannot recall a damn thing

i think she had powers? what powers does she look like she would have? based on vibes only because i gave her a fresh new outfit to reflect the late 2000s era she was created in hehe

[scottpilgrim4everr]

My Ramona doll came in a week ago and I just noticed that our nails match. :3

[shayberri789]

I love the way link runs away from Saria when leaving the woods for the first time in OoT

Like. Here is an emotionally charged scene, your best friend is saying goodbye and is sad. And link, because he is allergic to feelings, backs off before FLEEING like she's some kind of predator

I love my emotionally constipated son

[captainkirkk]

House says Chase is 26yo mid-season 1 and Chase says he's 30yo at the beginning of season 2. Are you telling me around 4 years has passed in less than a season??

[s0ull3ss-p3rs0n]

Can Lloyd say 🚬

Only when he was in the gremlin era. He's too bean nowadays to say it. Would get called it by several people, though.

[ddeck]

how do you think drinking ages work in star wars. is it even a concept there. like we've already got different legal drinking ages in different countries but is that even possible to translate to a sci fi world with hundreds of alien species with different life spans and ages of majority

[garvalhaminho]

i have a visceral reaction everytime i think of max lightwood, so young, so lively, nine years old, and nine years old forever. and this is crucial information btw i want you all to know this

[glorious-spoon]

my children have pooled their halloween loot and gifted me with half a dozen mini almond joy bars, and while i know it's because neither of them like them, it was still heartwarming

also, my daughter told me that the costume i made her was 'SO beautiful, mommy, just the most beautiful costume and i looked SO good in it', so that was nice

(she went as a giant spider)