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having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!
#you dont have to tell me TSA didnt exist before 9/11. i know. im a milennial. i was alive then. thank you 鉂わ笍#馃尣.txt
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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Has anyone done this yet?
#how would he know..#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanford pines#stanley pines#shitpost#ford pines#edit: what do you mean my most popular post is a 9/11 joke 馃槶
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dungeon yuri
#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#my art#my posts#ALSO IM ONLY ON VOLUME 9 NO FUCKING SPOILERS
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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled
#spn trending posts#to clarify (please don't take this too seriously)#supernatural has been trending on and off for the past two or so weeks for no particular reason#but this time 9 out of 10 top posts under the tag are the destiel news memes about trump having been shot at during a speech#so whilst it didn't necessarily cause the trend it definitely contributed to it#spn#supernatural#donald trump#tw gun mention
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#ra speaks#it鈥檚 a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that鈥檚 a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I鈥檓 having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it鈥檚 bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I鈥檓 up at 2 AM but I鈥檒l get to see the sunrise today :] if you can鈥檛 see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven鈥檛 done in a while. I haven鈥檛 drawn in months - I think I鈥檒l paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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GOTTMIK RuPaul鈥檚 Drag Race All Stars 9x03
#gottmik#gottmikedit#T*RFS DO NOT INTERACT#rpdredit#rupaul's drag race#drag race#rpdr#rpdr as9#as9#all stars 9#rpdr all stars#rupaul's drag race all stars#dragsource#tuserdee#*#tw gore#tw blood
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"New York Style" cat scratching towers. Never forget playtime
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Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:
1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I鈥榤 from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.
2) Ireland is going to get united
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everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever
like this Changed Me
#poetry#i spent like three months completely obsessed with this poem. the dots did not connect for 9 more years
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