#8min

[brotherstonefish]

shanghai by harry kaufmann

[justthatspiffy]

I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, you can combine one 8oz can of pumpkin puree with one box cake mix (any kind but spice cake is best) and about 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips, drop by tablespoon-ish onto a greased/parchment/silpat cookie sheet, and bake at 350F for 13-16 minutes

if there are no spices in either your cake mix or pumpkin puree i suggest adding warm spices such as cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves

THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT THIS INFORMATION GETTING AROUND

[k-wame]

yall

[charmac]

People who call Sunny/Macdennis queerbait are so funny.

There was an episode where Dennis reveals to Mac that he has a fool-proof System for dating men so he can help Mac move on from his current boyfriend, Johnny. Except Johnny turns out to be Dennis catfishing Mac, successfully doing so by keeping the majority of their communication to remotely controlled XL anal beads Mac keeps up his ass 24/7. To prove he's Johnny, Dennis turns the vibrator on in front of Mac in the middle of the bar.

The episode is called Frank Vs. Russia and every single trailer leading up to the premiere was focused on Frank and Charlie scheming to cheat in a chess tournament—which is considered the A Plot yet only encompasses a little over 8 minutes of the 20 minute runtime of the episode.

I think it's the closest to the opposite of queerbaiting I've ever experienced. The queers were panicking June 20, 2023 thinking Dennis and Mac were barely going to interact in the "political chess episode" and June 21 we were hit with actual gay e-sex on our screens.

[suzanami]

"Maybe we’ll lose, maybe we’ll win. But if we win and someday it’s all over, you’d better hope there are still plenty of Cassies in the world. You’d better hope that not everyone has decided it’s okay to do whatever it takes to win."

some Cassie/Jake I've drawn over the years 💙💚

[smellpelt]

[amygdalae]

it wld be really bad if i dropped my public speaking class but um im kind of fucked. im mkind of fucked

[edensgaia]

Kaboodle [talking about Zam]: "We're not similar because we both have bloodlust, we/re similar because we both get– we both get picked on by the strongest people on the server, and fuck I wasn't any better. I'm not any better. If I'm picking on Zam too man, it's the same shit Mane did to me. What's the point, right?"

Kaboodle: "I'm a lot more similar to Zam than I thought I was, but not, you know... not because of who he once was."

Kaboodle: "[Reading chat] 'It comes full circle' Yep, I guess so! I guess so. [Laughs at the messages in the game chat] But, listen, I need to re-evaluate my goals a bit cuz yeah, it's fun, it's fun blowing stuff up, I agree, it's fun putting people in bad situations where they have to make tough choices and I enjoy all of that, but... doing that to Zam... It's not– It's not the morality of the situation that I wanna, you know, reconsider, cuz there's definitely some people that fucking deserve it, and... maybe some people that don't that I would still do it to anyway because it's fun, but... Zam's a weird case, cuz... he's... he's like me. He's like me. I don't know he... he's being harassed for weaknesses by Mane and– and Wemmbu and Flame. Which is the same shit Mane did to me. I don't think I quite realized that until he said it yesterday about why he does this stuff and why he's like this.

"[...] Yeah, it's uh, it's a weird situation chat, cuz it's like, I really enjoy fucking with Zam, I really do, but– it's not right. And beyond being not right, that I'm not willing to do, because it's literally just the same shit that I've been fighting against, and now I'm just– it's just generational bullying, that's what it is, it's just– Mane bullied me, I'm taking it out on Zam, and... the cycle never's gonna end if I keep doing that. Out of everyone, Zam is the last person to deserve that at all, honestly. And I need to solve that, I need to stop it, because right now, he's– you could see his fucking tab list [talking about Zam's skin, wich has one eye that is patched and the other one visibly bloodied], he's having a bad time. I mean he– he's never gonna trust me ever again, but... I guess the best I can do is leave him alone and– get myself in check, because I have other people to deal with.

"I have other people to deal with, I have a ManePear still to deal with, and that should be my priority. I'm not gonna have fun killing Mane but... there isn't a point going after Zam, it's just... he's just like me, and there's no point pilling things on top of each other, I don't know. I still believe that he's got the fucking evil inside of him, I still believe that, and I want to exploit that from him, but... not now. Cuz I wanna do it in a way that's fun, that's enjoyable and... kicking him while he's down makes him more miserable, and it's– it's not fun for me at all, right, what's the point in tearing someone down if you– oh my goodness, wow [looking at the damage done at spawn] Hmm, I did not realize how severe this was, holy shit. Wow. Wow. He's gonna have a rough time with this uh... but that's– that's not my jurisdiction anymore. I– I don't– I don't wanna talk to Zam [laughs] Honestly in any of the lights, I don't wanna speak to Zam, because... I don't know– it's... it's weird– it's– it's a weird thing, because it's like, I don't– I don't... I don't wanna trust people again, uh, like I trusted y'know, the Mice, and Red, but... [laughs] fuck, I don't wanna be alone again. And yeah I have my team, but is my team really a fucking team, are they really a team, let's be so for real.

"[Looking sadly at Zam's destroyed house at spawn] Oh Zam. I don't know. I– I empathize with Zam, I care about Zam more than I probably should, in all honesty. [Looking at spawn] Fuck, this is rough though. But he doesn't want my help and... I gotta respect that. And I don't wanna talk to him either because... he is scary. [Laughs] In all honesty, hes scary, cuz he makes me let my guard down, and I don't like that, so..."

[xxlady-lunaxx]

i have this guardian angel!sabito au thingy so i drew it bc i dont want to write it

theres a lil smth i hid there try nd guess what

[rickeajacksons]

©️ stephen gosling

[trainingdummyrabbit]

i cant even hey dont cry this one. you want a mashup of infinite sonicforces and several linkinpark songs? yeah you do. here you go

[torturedpoetsdpmt]

First run with no walking breaks today! Ran 1.04 miles in 12 mins without stopping :)

[redloftwingfeathers]

Reaction time -100.

[musicthyme]

"Stolen Moments" by Oliver Nelson off his 1975 album of the same name

Stolen Moments was the last album Nelson recorded before his death of a heart attack later that year at age 43.

[glynjohnsfurcoat]

praying to every higher power i’ve ever heard of that this man blows off our meeting today…… i do not want to speeeaaakkk

[brain-empty]

goodmorning chat ive been up since 4am and Halloween is gonna be busy. i need a nap. desperately.