#80s trash lord

[skipppppy]

CARMEN SANDIEGO CHARACTERS + MOVIES

Boo I felt like making headcanons again bc I spend more time wondering what these assholes do in their free time than I do on my job

CARMEN

Didn’t have access to movies growing up so Player, Zack, and Ivy have been catching her up on the most popular ones

HORRIBLE to watch with. Doesn’t really understand “suspension of disbelief” as a concept and will ask stupid questions the whole time. Player almost ended their friendship because she nitpicked Lord of the Rings for being “unrealistic”

Enjoys low stakes 2000s girl chick flicks like mean girls and legally blonde. She has enough stress in her life man she just wants to relax

HATES heist movies because of how innacurate they are. Team Red has taken to watching them JUST to hear her pick them apart

PLAYER

Sci-fi/fantasy junkie. Anything and everything that has aliens/magic and shitty practical effects from the 80’s/90’s he is all over

Has never said a single kind thing about the Star Wars franchise in his life. They are his favourite movies of all time

ADORES Edgar Wright and has slowly been converting Team Red to his movies. Zack loved Baby Driver. Ivy loved Shaun of the Dead. Shadowsan loved Hot Fuzz. He considers Scott Pilgrim the pinnacle of Canadian cinema

Cannot STAND the amount of remakes happening in Hollywood recently

ZACK

Canon enjoyer of blockbuster action movies. Everyone dreads the nights when he gets to choose a film bc his taste is so generic

Does not know what the Snyder cut is. Thank god

His only redeeming quality is a love of early dreamworks. Will not stop quoting Madnagascar

Has seen every Marvel movie and thinks all of them are good. Player has BEGGED him to watch better movies but he won’t. He’s the type to rag on Scorsese for being “boring”

Has seen Kevin Feige’s extended filmography. Does not know who that man is

IVY

Horror fanatic

Banned from choosing movies for film night after convincing them to watch her “favourite lesbian romcom” with her. That lesbian romcom was Saw

Ellen Ripley was not only her personal hero but also her gay awakening. The Xenomorph queen was her second gay awakening

Also loves period dramas. Enjoys the tiddies and knows she would look SO good in those fancy waistcoats the men wear

Watches old slashers with Carmen and laugh whenever someone dies in a stupid way

SHADOWSAN

Faculty considered movies “low brow” entertainment so he hasn’t seen a movie made before the year 2000

Loves a good mob flick. Got into Scorsese specifically because Zack hated him. Goodfellas is his favourite

Everyone assumes he enjoys samurai movies but he actually HATES them. Hideo would ramble about historical inaccuracies the whole way through and he’s still bored just thinking about it

Used to love Yakuza films back in the day but they were soured for him after actually living as one

Loved Knives Out, found Daniel Craig VERY attractive, and has since fallen down the James Bond rabbit hole

CHASE

The most pretentious film hack you’ve ever met in your life. He is taking you to a back alley screening of some arthouse eastern european gay porn on a first date and it will be the most profound thing you’ve ever seen in your life

Detective noir movies and cheesy black and white romances are his favourites. He likes falling asleep to them

He and Player both appreciate animation as a form of cinema, but while Player is referring to like. the Mario movie, Chase is talking about some 3 minute Russian stopmotion surrealist piece from 1951. He attends Annecy every year and has been banned from the Oscars due to threats of violence

He likes Poirot tho. Transmasc king

JULIA

If she has a few hours to herself she’d rather watch a documentary than go to a movie theatre, but she loves historical dramas

Enjoys biopics but thinks it’s stupid to make them for people who are alive

Likes watching movies for the sake of trash talking them, so she is the only person who can tolerate sitting through one with Carmen

LOVES Wes Anderson though. Chase got her into his stuff and the symmetry scratches an itch in her brain. But don’t tell him that

Also enjoys period dramas for the tiddies

CHIEF

Shitty cop movie enjoyer. The kind of person who insists that Die Hard is her favourite christmas movie

LOVES heist movies because of how inaccurate they are. Will mentally nitpick whatever secret service is going after them and be like “ACME wouldn’t do that lol”

She’s semi aware that she’s the antoagonist in Carmen’s own heist narrative so she’s started having fun with it

Closet lover of b-tier comedy movies. Like the ones with Adam Sandler and Kevin Hart on the cover

Does not enjoy watching movies socially. That is quality time for her and her cat. She does not have to shush Commander

[thegothicalice]

I absolutely love your style and was wondering as a cinemaphile what obscure, off the wall horror movies would you suggest for the spooky season?

Uhhhh how about various levels of obscure from the 80s and 90s? (Not a complete lists because I’ve seen literally thousands of films and forget half of what I watch and use Letterboxd to keep track)

1999– Idle Hands, Don’t Look Under the Bed, Bats, Ravenous, In Dreams, Lighthouse, Stir of Echos, Audition, Kolobos

1998—The Last Broadcast, Devil in the Flesh, Whispering Corridors, Urban Legend, Shadowbuilder, The Eternal, The Quiet Family, Strangeland, Deep Rising, The Wisdom of Crocodiles, Tomie

1997– The Relic, The Ugly, Event Horizon, Cure, Wax Mask, Snow White: A Tale of Terror, Quicksilver Highway, Office Killer, The Night Flier

1996– From Dusk til Dawn, Little Witches, Uncle Sam, The Frighteners, The Dentist, Karmina, Thesis, Tromeo & Juliet,

1995– Blood & Donuts, Screamers, Tales from the Hood, The Demolitionist, Mushrooms, The Girl With the Hungry Eyes, The Day of the Beast, Serpent’s Lair, Rumpelstiltskin, Mute Witness, Evil Ed, Project: Metalbeast, Habit, The Addiction, Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight, Lord of Illusions

1994– Tammy & the T Rex, In the Mouth of Madness, Lurking Fear, Cemetery Man, Death Machine, Brainscan, Nadja

1993– Love Bites, Doppelgänger, Necronomicon, Body Bags, Ed & His Dead Mother, Dark Waters, Skinner, Jack Be Nimble, Ticks, Carnosaur, The Temp

1992– Death Becomes Her, The Vagrant, Tale of a Vampire, The Unnameable II, Innocent Blood, Dr Giggles, Auntie Lee’s Meat Pies, Aswang, Sleepwalkers, Netherworld, Split Second

1991– The Resurrected, The Boneyard, Body Parts, Popcorn, Subspecies, There’s Nothing Out There, Highway to Hell, The Runestone, Cast a Deadly Spell, Children of the Night

1990– Frankenhooker, Fear, Nightbreed, Lisa, Mom, Grim Prairie Tales, Shakma, Pale Blood, Baby Blood, Mirror Mirror, Hardware, Meridian, Def by Temptation, The Vampire Family, Reflecting Skin, Demonia

1989– Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat, Nightlife, I Madman, Dr. Caligari, The Black Cat, Paganini Horror, Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge, The Dead Pit, The Phantom of the Opera, Dead Calm, Intruder, The House of Usher

1988– Paperhouse, Spider Labyrinth, Spell Caster, Sorority Babes in the Slime-Bowl-O-Rama, Cellar Dweller, Pin, 976-EVIL, Brain Damage, Rejuvenatrix, Blood Relations, Party Line, The Unnamable, The Wicked

1987– Psychos in Love, Blood Rage, The Caller, Stagefright, Graveyard Shift, American Gothic, Street Trash, From a Whisper to a Scream, Blood Diner

1986– Spookies, Poison for the Fairies, Vamp, Gothic, Deadtime Stories, TerrorVision, Witchboard, Trick or Treat

1985– The Doctor and the Devils, Phenomena, The Stuff

1984– Decoder, The Company of Wolves, Monster Dog, Sole Survivor, Special Effects

1983– The Lift, Wilczyca (She Wolf), Eyes of Fire, House of Long Shadows, The Hunger, Angst, Curtains, Blood Beat, Mortuary, The Keep

1982– Ferat Vampire, Next of Kin, The Sender, Tenebre, One Dark Night, The Living Dead Girl, Superstition, Alone in the Dark, Parasite

1981– The Black Cat, Fear No Evil, Dead & Buried, Possession, Night School, The Monster Club, Allison’s Birthday, Frightmare, Ghost Story, The Funhouse, The Pit, Evilspeak, Strange Behavior, The Nesting

1980– Macabre, Fade to Black, The Ninth Configuration, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

These are all just what I’ve recorded on my personal Letterboxd since I started it in April of 2017, I’ve seen plenty more but tried to just pick possibly less-known stuff, some bad and some good.

[klbwriting]

Our Strange Duet

Chapter 2: This Mess I Am

Fandom: Red Hood

Pairing: Jason Todd x f!reader

Warnings: none

Summary: YN comes to hang out

Taglist: @amberpanda99 @deans-spinster-witch

No, I'd rather pretend I'm something better than these broken parts, pretend I'm something other than this mess I am - Dear Evan Hansen

               Jason could do this.  YN had agreed to come over and hang out Saturday afternoon, at Dick’s place, with him.  She hadn’t seen it the last time they were together, he was too worried about his brother kicking her out, so he only went to her.  Now thought Dick was thoroughly onboard with getting YN back into Jason’s life.  Now she was the one who made him smile more, made him relax, helped him sleep, kept his nightmares at bay when she could invade his dreams instead.  Now she was coming to see him, maybe not to fall into each other’s arms (no matter how much he wanted that) but to be friends again, see if they still fit together like they had before. 

               “When is she getting here?” Dick called up.  Jason looked at his phone, the message ‘on my way’ on the screen from five minutes ago.  He glanced around his loft again, making sure everything was clean and looked presentable before barreling down the stairs, pulling on a sweater.  Dick cocked his eyebrow.

               “She’ll be here in a few minutes…what’s that face?” Jason asked.  Dick motioned to the black and gray sweater.  It was an 80-degree August day in Gotham, the sweater looked stupid, but he wanted to look good for her.  Every time he used to see her, he was in his early Red Hood gear, combat pants, tshirt, maybe a black hoodie or leather jacket.  He was in college now, he was supposed to look cool when he met up with someone he liked, not a kid. 

               “The sweater is too much,” Dick said.  “Take it off and just wear the tshirt, the girl has seen you almost bleed out, if that didn’t chase her away a black tshirt won’t either.”  Jason scowled a little but tore off the sweater, looking around for something to do with it when the buzzer rang.  Dick took the sweater while Jason went to let her into the elevator.  He watched his big brother throw the sweater in the trash can, eyes widening.  “Its also an ugly sweater and if she ever sees you in it she’ll swim back to Singapore, you’ll thank me later.”  Jason almost strangled him when there was a knock at the door.  He tried to flatten his hair a little, opening the door. 

               “Hey,” YN said, almost making Jason melt into the floor.  He had never thought she would be at his place, walking in and looking around, probably wondering how much a place like this cost.  He wondered that constantly, but Dick refused to let him try to help with rent, so he didn’t know. 

               “Come in, um, ya, you said you were nervous about auditions, wanted my help picking a song?” he said, scrambling.  He had planned several things to do, books he wanted to talk about, watch a movie he knew she would love but had said she hadn’t seen yet but her appearance at his door had momentarily broken his brain.  Dick was standing in the kitchen marveling that his little brother, the terror that stalked Crime Alley and the Narrows, making hardened criminals wet themselves at the very sight of him, was stammering and falling over himself over this girl.  If he wasn’t the exact same way with Barbara he would have laughed. 

               “Thanks, I have a couple ideas, but I know I’m not getting a part, I have no opera talent, my voice just doesn’t work that way,” she said.  “But I still want to show that I have some talent in case they do something next year in my wheelhouse.”  Dick watched as she rambled, moving to put her bag down on the couch, but missing and dropping it to the floor.  O Lord, they were both hopeless. 

               “Can I stay and listen?” he asked, now worried about running interference for Jason.  His brother glared at him but YN smiled.

               “Thanks, ya, I would love opinions.  Jason has heard me sing before, I don’t know if he’ll be objective,” she said.  Dick nodded, walking over and sitting on the couch.  Jason sat next to him, arms folded as YN got ready.  It took exactly four words before Jason was falling back to sitting on her couch singing to her and having her sing to him, her smile making him feel so warm in his chest and despite knowing that he wasn’t loved outside of that room it was ok.  She did three songs, one Phantom related song and two others and they decided on one before she looked at Jason.

               “Did you pick a song?” she asked, sitting down next to him.  He shrugged.

               “I was just going to do the love song,” he said.  She eyed him. 

               “You want to be Raoul?” she asked.  He shrugged again.  “You’re not Raoul, he’s too pretty.”  Jason made a fake offended face and Dick chuckled.  “You know I don’t mean like that, he’s…Dick, boy scout, sweetheart, golden retriever.  You’re not that, you should do Music of the Night, the reprise sung by Erik, you’re the phantom.” 

               “Have you been thinking about this?” he asked.  This time she shrugged, blushing.  She was thinking about him.  Dick stood up then.

               “I’m going to go get some work done in my office,” he said, looking at Jason and nodding before heading off.  YN looked to Jason.

               “Did I chase him away with my Raoul comparison?” she asked.  Jason laughed. 

               “No, he’s probably going to watch the musical so he can figure out if what you said was a compliment or not,” he said.  She laughed and then sighed.  “Hey, want to watch that movie we talked about?”  She nodded and he got it set up, sitting next to her. 

               It took every ounce of willpower in him to not try and put his arm around her or take her hand as that movie played.  About halfway through they realized it was kind of boring so he paused it for them to chat instead and it was almost like old times, but something loomed over her as she talked, a rain cloud.  Her smile didn’t always reach her eyes and she would fall silent, a far away look in her eyes for just a few moments before coming back to him. 

               “YN?” he said softly when she vanished again.  She shook herself and looked at him apologetically.  “You can talk about it, with me.”  She looked down, biting her lip. 

               “Its just, she would be so happy I found my way back to you again.  I keep hearing what she would say in my head.  She really liked you, said you made me shine.  I know that we can’t just…go back to what we were, I mean, we both are different not, but I’m not opposed to the idea if you’re not.  At least, I’m not opposed to letting myself fall for you again,” she said.  Jason stared.  This honesty was new.  She’d never lied to him, never had led him around or anything, but she’d never been so blunt about her feelings.  It normally took time for her to say what she was feeling without a joke or sass.  Now she was being vulnerable, laying it all out there for him and he didn’t know how to respond.  Her mother’s death seemed to make her more open, more trusting, maybe more loving since she knew that things didn’t last sometimes.  Jason over the last several months had become more closed off.  Bruce knew he was alive and hadn’t once tried to talk to him, Alfred either, he wasn’t sure which one hurt worse.  He wanted to keep his feelings close to his chest, didn’t want to admit to things like she did for fear of the pain that would come later, when they abandoned him.  The silence stretched longer than he meant it to and he saw her eyes glaze a little as she realized that he wasn’t responding how she thought he would.  How he would have before.  She nodded and stood up.

               “YN…” he said, trying to recover, willing himself to say what she wanted to hear, what he wanted to say, but there was a door there that seemed to stop him.  She shook her head, wiping her eyes a little.

               “Its ok Jason, I know I walked out on you before and I know that you were upset about your dad not talking to you.  I know how scared you are of feelings like this, big feelings, I should have waited before saying anything to you about it.  Waited until we understood each other better,” she said, grabbing her bag.  “I’m going to go, um, think about the song for the audition and talk to me later, please?”

               Jason nodded; throat dry as she headed out the door.  He wanted to throw something, wanted to hit something.  It was just getting dark, so he went to gear up, needing to do something that wasn’t sit here in his self-doubt and self-pity.  He needed to not be Jason for a while.

[carriagelamp]

I don't know what to say here this month. February, eh? Hate February, the Thursday of months, I'm just clinging to sanity while I wait for spring. Here are the books that helped me through what is basically a month of overcast skies and fucking winter rain.

Candy Color Paradox v6

Candy Color Paradox is a series I’ve been reading for years now and I’ve really enjoyed how the relationship in this one has progressed over that time. It started somewhat similar to how you’d expect a yaoi manga to start — lots of tension, drama, smut, and some light antagonism between the two main characters who both work at the same weekly magazine. But it’s eased into something that’s really quite genuine. This most recent volume focused entirely on moving in together and all the little complications and insecurities that arise because of that.

Circus of Fear

A 1980s D&D choose your own adventure novel so the quality is exactly what you would expect, but at the very least it was a fun little diversion. Doing a CYOA book with a friend can honestly be a blast, they just feel so silly, and the setting of a magical, vaguely sinister circus is always an enjoyable backdrop. We managed to get a good ending on the second try! So yay! I'd honestly like to read it again and try some of the other routes that also sounding intriguing.

Dungeon Meshi // Delicious in Dungeon v1

Me and my girlfriend started watching Dungeon Meshi because we’d seen so much about it on tumblr lately and wow. Just wow. It really is doing something special and we’re completely enamoured. Since we’re waiting for new episodes, I picked up the first book so we could compare it and the show — it’s really impressive how closely they align! And the art is really lovely, it stands out and not just for it's food glamour shots.

For those who haven't been seduced into watching the anime yet: Dungeon Meshi / Delicious in Dungeon is a DND-style parody in which the adventuring party needs to enter the monster-filled dungeon to save one of their companions who got eaten by a red dragon. They need to get to her and revive her before she entirely digested. However, to hasten their quest (and indulge one of their member’s strange obsessions) they begin to hunt and eat the monsters that fill the dungeon instead of trying to bring food in from the outside. This is 80% a cooking anime and 20% a comedic adventure anime. Book or show, doesn’t matter which, you should give it a try if you haven’t.

Down Among the Sticks and Bones

I really enjoyed the first book of the series, Every Heart A Doorway, and was excited when I found out there was a prequel about Jack and Jill and the world they visited. This can either be read as a prequel or it works fairly well as a stand-alone novella; the story is about twin sisters who have always been forced to fill very precise societal roles by their parents. One afternoon, they stumble across a magical door in the bottom of a chest and venture down into the sinister world of the moors where one sister is taken in by a vampire lord and the other by a mad scientist. The story looks at how the sisters grow and change when apart from each other and their controlling parents. Excellent story, the language is just so enticing.

Midnight Sun

My brother has been watching all the Twilight movies with a couple of his friends. Listening to him bitch about Jacob like it was 2007 reawakened something in me, so after laughing myself sick I had to go and relisten to Midnight Sun. Still genuinely and unironically love this book, it’s pure trash but by god it's my trash. I’m a simple soul.

Odder

I’ve been hearing great things about this book, and it’s hard to go wrong with Katherine Applegate so I was excited to finally read it. This is a book written entirely in free verse poetry about an orphaned otter and her experiences being rescued by the Monterey Bay Aquarium. It’s inspired by a true story (several true stories, actually!) and it's very worth picking up even if you don't usually go for poetry. It's charming and reads very easily.

Old-Fashioned Cupcake

A middle-aged salaryman is feeling worn down by the humdrum nature of his life, which is filled mostly with work these days. This manga kicks off with his coworker suggests that if he wants to deal with the feelings of boredom and aging, then he needs to do something to shake up his life: so he suggests that they “act like a pair of teenage girls” and go to a fancy new pancake shop just because it seems fun, never mind that it’s not something grown men are supposed to do. This manga ended up being pretty darn cute -- it was slow and compassionate and loving -- and it managed to convince me to buy its sequel.

Professor Calculus: Science’s Forgotten Genius

A ridiculous little book I bought on impulse that was nevertheless a lot of fun to read. It’s a tribute to Cuthbert Calculus, celebrating the 80th anniversary of his first appearance in Tintin. It dives into some of the inspirations that went into the character, and also lovingly and cheekily explores some "facts" we know about Calculus as a person… and wildly extrapolates more from there. It was a cute little read for anyone who’s a fan of the series and wants something a little extra.

Return to Oz

I recently rewatched this movie and maintain that I like it more than the original film, sorry. It made me decide to grab the novelization because I’m always a sucker for a novelization <3 This one was pretty solid too, it actually included details that were left out of the film and improve the stories overall cohesion which is always the marker of a good novelization.

Return to Oz takes place several months after the original film, when Aunty Em and Uncle Henry are trying to build a new house and get the farm back in order before winter. Concerned by Dorothy’s continued belief in Oz and her increased insomnia, Aunty Em decides to take her to a doctor who offers healing through electroshock therapy. Yeah, it’s exactly as fucking creepy as it sounds… You get a scary aslyum, a sinister head nurse, being strapped to a hospital gurney, and new baddies that scared the bejeezus out of me as a kid. Anyway, before she can be electrocuted, Dorothy manages to escape back to Oz where she discovers her friends are in dire need of help. It’s like Alice: Madness Returns but from Disney. Go watch this movie.

She Drives Me Crazy

I had very mixed feelings about this book. It’s about high school basketball player, Scottie, who has suffered a bad breakup with her girlfriend who moved schools to play on the opposing basketball team. Things go from bad to worse when she gets into a car accident with her arch-nemesis, the cheerleader Irene. One things lead to another and bada bing bada boom we have a fake dating scheme so that Scottie can get back at her ex.

This book had some genuinely fun moments (I’m always a sucker for a fake dating scheme, and the characters were reasonably fun) but it’s biggest failing is one that I’ve seen more than I like in current queer lit. It just tries so. fucking. hard. to be unproblematic. Like yeah, it’s great to see healthy relationships but it was SO explicit about it. So much therapy speak, way more than feels natural for a conversation or internal monolgue, especially when they’re in high emotions. The “banter” was very scripted. It was a book that felt like it had a laugh track. And while the ending was satisfying enough, it was also… I don’t know. Anticlimactic. We just spent so long tying everything up in a perfectly neat little bow that it really just strolled to an ending that was obvious from a mile away. 

Like look, I get it, we want this to be squeaky clean and beyond reproach, but I have NEVER entered a fake dating story hoping that everyone was going to be really sensible and respectful and level-headed. Fake dating is the slapstick of the romance world, I want some Shakespearean level bullshit, please don’t try to gussy it up for me. Gonna go and rewatch 10 Things I Hate About You or something just to feel things again. Or maybe pop over to AO3, your average fic writer at least understands that when I say fake dating I mean I want something absolutely fucking unhinged and filled to the gill with mutual pining.

So yeah, if you want a sports-based high school sapphic romance: it’s not a bad book. It went down easy, I liked listening to it in the mornings when I needed something light before work. Some bits I even quite enjoyed. But it’s not going to rock your world.

Shuna’s Journey

Well, if nothing else you can really, definitely tell this was done by Hayoa Miyazaki. I’m honestly not really sure how I felt about it. The art was beautiful, and the story was pure undiluted Miyazaki through and through. The narrative was very nice. The story and message was poignant. It was a nice book. I can’t say it’s stuck very heavily in my mind, but I enjoyed reading it. It felt like a precursor to Princess Monoke / Nausicaa, perhaps?

The Witches

The story of one child and his grandmother needing to contend with witches. Not fairytale witches. Real witches. And all their horrible, child-hating ways. One thing I will always love about Dahl is that when he wants to write about something Horrible, nothing will stop him. His villains are truly villainous and the witches are a prime example of that! I loved the description of the witches and their horrible, sinister deeds, especially in the first half of the book. This sure is Child Murder: The Novel! The ending was absolutely not what I was expecting, and I appreciate that. Such a bizarre book.

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What i have read

Good

The bugning after the end 171

God game 15

the game that I came from 111

Re monster 76

Skeleton Soldier (Skeleton Soldier Couldn’t Protect the Dungeon) Chapter 202

Reincarnation of the Suicidal Battle God Chapter 60

Solo Spell Caster Chapter 73

Leveling With The Gods - Chapter 65

How to Live as a Villain Chapter 65

Solo Max-Level Newbie Chapter 76

Grow Stronger By Eating! Chapter 88

Solo leveling 179 bad ending

Villain To Kill Chapter 68

The Gamer, Chapter 403

Infinite Level Up in Murim - Chapter 129

Taming Master Chapter 66

Heavenly Demon Cultivation Simulation - Chapter 58

OMNISCIENT READER CHAPTER 153

RETURN OF THE MAD DEMON CHAPTER 63,5

MURIM LOGIN CHAPTER 127

TALENT-SWALLOWING MAGICIAN CHAPTER 22

SWALLOW THE WHOLE WORLD CHAPTER 125

Book Eater - Chapter 43

The Lone Necromancer Chapter 29

Tomb Raider King - Chapter 304

REBIRTH OF THE GREAT GOD CHAPTER 104

Seoul Station Druid - Chapter 43

Level 1 Player Chapter 29

DOES THE LORD’S COIN NOT SHRINK?! CHAPTER 82

CULTIVATING THE SUPREME DANTIAN CHAPTER 175

Return Of The Shattered Constellation Chapter 63

MARTIAL ARTIST LEE GWAK CHAPTER 100

It all starts with playing game seriusly chapter 71

BUG PLAYER CHAPTER 87

Second Life Ranker Manga Chapter 138

Archmage Streamer - Chapter 30

Martial inverse - Chapter 234

Nano Machine - Chapter 111

Meccha Shoukan Sareta Ken Chapter 21

Return of the 8th Class Magician - Chapter 73

Magic Emperor Chapter 330

Poison Dragon: The Legend of an Asura - Chapter 95

The Heavenly Demon Can’t Live a Normal Life Chapter 70

Swordmaster's Youngest Son Chapter 59

Starting Today, I’m a Player Chapter 49

The Novel’s Extra Chapter 50

Trapped In A Webnovel As A Good-For-Nothing - Chapter 117

I Am The Fated Villain Chapter 83

Damn Reincarnation Chapter 42

Absolute Sword Sense Chapter 8

Return to Player - Chapter 115

Strongest Fighter - Chapter 80

The Story of a Low-Rank Soldier Becoming a Monarch. - Chapter 83

Reaper of the Drifting Moon Chapter 39

Sword Fanatic Wanders Through The Night Chapter 13

I have Max level luck Chapter 53

Records of the Swordsman Scholar - Chapter 44

I’m An Evil God - Chapter 277

TRASH OF THE COUNT’S FAMILY CHAPTER 92

The Return of the Crazy Demon Chapter 52.5

SOLO BUG PLAYER CHAPTER 101

Accidentally Became a God - Chapter 30

FFF-Class Trashero - Chapter 133

Supreme Yanluo System - Chapter 105

Standard of Reincarnation Chapter 24

Reformation of the Deadbeat Noble Chapter 64

The Constellation That Returned From Hell Chapter 100

Legendary Youngest Son of the Marquis House Chapter 50

My School Life Pretending To Be a Worthless Person Chapter 21

Kill The Hero - Chapter 103

Reincarnation of the Murim Clan’s Former Ranker Chapter 58

EVOLUTION BEGINS WITH A BIG tree chapter 13

Auto-Hunting With Clones - Chapter 19

Eternal Club Chapter 124

Dungeon Odyssey Chapter 21

Genius of the Unique Lineage Chapter 36

I HAVE 48 HOURS EVERYDAY DAY CHAPTER 45

Invincible at the Start - Chapter 68

Lord of the Mysteries - Chapter 64

Heavenly Sword’s Grand Saga Chapter 35

Archmage Transcending Through Regression - Chapter 41

Kill The Dragon Chapter 32

World’s Strongest Troll Chapter 8

Return of the SSS-Class Ranker Chapter 30

Ultimate Devouring System - Chapter 11

Drug Devourer Chapter 15

Star Instructor, Master Baek Chapter 50 {S1 END}

Demon Lord’s Martial Arts Ascension - Chapter 41

Maxed Out Leveling Chapter 53

Transcension Academy Chapter 31

The S-Classes That I Raised Chapter 65

Relife Player Chapter 21

Infinite Mage chapter 20

Pick Me Up, Infinite Gacha Chapter 33

I Became A Part Time Employee For Gods Chapter 27

Logging 10,000 Years into the Future Chapter 12

Han Dae Sung Returned From Hell – Chapter 24

Past Life Returner Chapter 32

Max Level Player - Chapter 19

I Used to be a Boss Chapter 22

Revenge of the Iron-Blooded Sword Hound Chapter 22

Mid

Terror man

Maxed Out Leveling Chapter 19

THE BLADE OF EVOLUTION-WALKING ALONE IN THE DUNGEON CHAPTER 68

Player Who Can’t Level Up Chapter 50

LEVELING UP, BY ONLY EATING! CHAPTER 88

Return of the Disaster-Class Hero Chapter 42

Dungeons & Artifacts - Chapter 69

SSS-Class Revival Hunter - Chapter 80

Bandit King 10

The Tutorial Tower of the Advanced Player Chapter 122

THE ULTIMATE OF ALL AGES CHAPTER 109

I WAS RAISED BY THE BOSS CHAPTER 34

Level 1 Player Chapter 29

MEMOIR OF THE KING OF WAR CHAPTER 45

One-of-a-Kind Irregular - Chapter 19

Nito no Taidana Isekai Shoukougun: Saijaku Shoku - Chapter 19.1

Youjo to Scoop to MaganouChapter 15.5

My Path to Killing Gods in Another World Chapter 45

Super Evolution Chapter 50

Overbearing Tyrant - Chapter 20

the god of martial arts Chapter 154.1

The Man From Hell - Chapter 14

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The Princess is Evil - Chapter 58

I Became the Tyrant of a Defence Game - Chapter 16

To Hell With Being A Saint, I’m A Doctor Chapter 43

THE SUPREME WAY CHAPTER 15

The World's Best Engineer - Chapter 86

Divine Leveling System - Chapter 48

Sleeping Ranker Chapter 47

SSS-Class Gacha Hunter Chapter 51

I Obtained a Mythic Item Chapter 51

Youngest Scion of the Mages - Chapter 21

Great Sage of Humanity chapter 39

Reborn Ranker – Gravity User Chapter 22

Transcension Academy - Chapter 23

Library of Heaven's Path - Chapter 219

I’ll Be Taking A Break For Personal Reasons Chapter 25

Player Who Returned 10,000 Years Later - Chapter 52

World’s Apocalypse Online - Chapter 143

Heavenly Inquisition Sword Chapter 22

Backwater Old Man Becomes a Swordmaster Chapter 13

I just want to practice Alchemy And Become A God - Chapter 2

Universal Raider - Chapter 13

Life of a magic Academy mage chapter 22

Meiou-sama ga Tooru no desu yo! Chapter 7

Hoarding in Hell - Chapter 40

Isekai Walking Chapter 3

Secret Player Chapter 24

As A Fated Villain, It’s Not Too Much To Destroy The Protagonist, Right? Chapter 7

The More I Kill, The Stronger I Get - Chapter 9

A Gate Opened on my First Day as a Politician - Chapter 34

Transmigrating to the Otherworld Once More Chapter 41

The Hero Took Everything from Me, So I Partied with the Hero’s Mother!

Is This Hero For Real? Chapter 23

Baek XX Chapter 6

The Demon Prince goes to the Academy Chapter 20

Everyone Else is A Returnee Chapter 20

Demonic Evolution chapter 3

Reincarnation Of The Strongest Sword God Chapter 31

Hero the Maximum – Chapter 14

The Constellations Are My Disciples - Chapter 19

I Levelled up by Becoming an Influencer Chapter 11

Hell’s Tormentor Kraken Chapter 7

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Hero Has Returned - Chapter 77

Not finish good

The Second Coming of Gluttony - Chapter 29

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the king of bugs

A RETURNER'S MAGIC SHOULD BE

THE STRONGEST GOD KING CHAPTER 115 SPECIAL CHAPTER 32

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The Second Coming of Gluttony - Chapter 78

Super Gene - Chapter 41

The Earth Savior Selection - Chapter 24

Volcanic Age - Chapter 96

Evolution frenzy - Chapter 43

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The Tutorial is Too Hard Chapter 42

The Challenger Chapter 19

[lithugraph]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

thanks for the ask! I listen to pretty much everything but I am also 80s punk/synth trash so that’s what’s mostly gonna be on here. All these songs hold a special place whenever I hear them:

Everybody Wants to Rule the World — Tears for Fears (the Lorde cover is also good)

With or Without You — U2 (The Americans series finale will forever be imprinted in my brain whenever I hear this)

Running Up That Hill — let’s be real, all versions of this song are fire. I heard the Placebo cover first, followed by the original, and then Meg Myers

Because the Night — Patti Smith (the 10,000 Maniacs cover is also worth a listen. I loved me some Natalie Merchant back in the day)

99 Luftballoons — Nena (bro I can’t help it. I will belt out this song in German or English I don’t care I will forever love it)

[ruumirmir]

Gojo Satoru, the man that you are, had me researching Buddhism and shit

///Jjk chap 236 leaks and spoilers pls begone thankuverymuch

I have never been more deranged in my life of living. And when I say deranged,, I hope everyone involved will enjoy my copium induced girl dinner rant that I cooked up 💥🔥

going through five stages of grief,, about to invent the 6th and 7th one. over Lines on Paper this is my life

Anyways,, so I came across a tweet which started my spiral after I read through these:

jujutsu kaisen

has the potential to create THE arc of all Time ever if,, BY GOING OFF OF SYMBOLISM,,, the plot NAILS this

bc the buddha imagery and symbolism of gojo is already the coldest shit ever when gege cooked with the "throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the honored one"

if this actually happens to some degree

we could have the biggest "WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK" moment in all of manga history

《Gautama Buddha died at the age of 80 in 483 BCE at a place called Kushinagara a town in UP》

thank god we still have 8 more decades left until gojo is FEASIBLY ALLOWED TO DIE AT A SUITABLE AGE AND AFTER A LONG HAPPY LIFE.

ok wait technically 5 more decades since hes close to pushing 30

Raggedy old man. Bros aging 💀

death of an anime man got me actually researching about Gautama Buddha with sincere interest now

《"Mara" is one of the earliest non-human beings to appear in Buddhist scriptures. He is a demon, sometimes called the Lord of Death, who plays a role in many stories of the Buddha and his monks.》

apparently this is the demon equivalent to reflect sukuna's character. hes mostly present in esoteric buddhism

the hand sign,, is same as sukuna's domain expansion here

《In East Asian and Buddhist mythology, Yama,, also known as King Yan/Yan Wang is the King of Hell and a dharmapala (wrathful god) said to judge the dead and preside over the Narakas and the cycle of afterlife saṃsāra.》

In Hinduism,, that's Lord Yama, god of the dead, similarly shown with a Bull as his familiar.

from chinese mythology:

《Yan is portrayed as a large man with a scowling red face, bulging eyes, and a long beard. He wears traditional robes and a judge's cap or a crown which bears the character for "king".》

This cant translate to sukuna's "true form"

Yknow,, the big fucking body with 4 arms and a wooden mask thing on the left side of his face. He definetely IS shown to wear traditional robes.

Now bear with me here, I'm derailing my sanity rn.

yes now THIS is interestinger:

《The spirits of the dead, on being judged by Yan, are supposed to either pass through a term of enjoyment in a region midway between the earth and the heaven of the gods.》

We LITERALLY. have a whole segment of gojo enjoying his time seeing suguru and his other friends who died in an afterlife-kinda setting. We also specifically get a panel of sukuna praising satoru,, passing his judgement,, that we've seen him do to other characters as well [jogo, although that's kinda debatable 💀 since Sukuna kind of. Trashed him]

《-or to undergo their measure of punishment in the nether world. Neither location is permanent and after a time, they return to Earth in new bodies.》

JUMPING UP AND FUCKING DOWN RN. Isnt Kusakabe on standby,, who cultivated an ability to act as a medium and swap/ conduct other people's souls with his own. As i said before,,, SURELYYYYYYY gege wouldnt do this shit without REASON

(it is the funniest shit in the world to type up "Indra god hand gesture" and for gojo fucking satoru's face to pop up in the image and ACTUALLY be linked to a legit discussion on his domain expansion hand sign being referenced from Indra)

ok so, in hinduism,, its "Indra", but in buddhism the same god is translated unto "Sakra"

yknow how it be. Different religions and practices share the same god and the beliefs overlap here and there.

so theres this

《When one Śakra dies, his place is taken by another deity who becomes the new Śakra.》

which is basically the jujutsu kaisen equivalent of people in the gojo clan being born. With the liberty taken of SixEyes + Limitless users taking hundreds of years to be born after deaths of the previous one.

Okay so

"then with his face to the north took seven strides while a white canopy was held over him" is the text referencing buddha's enlightening birth.

the white canopy held over his head is a symbol that he'll achieve nirvana.

《In Buddhism, "Nirvana" is the highest state that someone can attain, a state of enlightenment, meaning a person's individual desires and suffering go away. The origin of the word nirvana relates to religious enlightenment; it comes from the Sanskrit meaning "extinction, disappearance" of the individual to the universal.》

Since we've Already seen that gojo's achieved his state of enlightenment at his first death (by toji)

This can be the second stage where he achieves Nirvana at his second death,,

in the storyline,, gojo is Heavily only recognized and labeled by his powers and strength with the Limitless and the Six eyes that he possesses.

(Literally, it means “blowing out” or “becoming extinguished,” as when a flame is blown out or a fire burns out. nirvana.)

So if somehow,, we've all been theorizing,, if gojo erases that aspect of him. Destroys the aspect that defines him as Gojo Satoru, he'll technically be achieving Nirvana and being born (revived) anew.

which is also sweetening the conclusion of the age old question

"Are you the strongest because youre gojo satoru? Or are you gojo satoru because you're the strongest", that geto had ask him years ago.

Which ig, Also raises the question:

IF, gojo were to sacrifice his SixEyes and Limitless in his pact of revival (details to be pondered upon later), would this count as a Legitmate "death" with relevance to the world's balance being re-altered, and Also resetting the cycle for another user to be born?

Or idk maybe I'm just tripping balls <3

Goodnight everynyan. Let's awaken to a day where Satoru Gojo comes to live amongst us once again. 🕊

[embrace-of-death]

Intro Post

What's up, I'm a 16 year old metalhead girl from a small town in the middle of the Austrian mountains. My life's trash basically thanks to my asshole neonazi mama and something called teen depression. I go to an online school, work at a Kindergarten and sometimes do backing vocals for my dad's band when they're not on tour.

I love eardrum-ripping loud music, war history, drawing, shopping, skating, playing accoustic guitar and rotting in bed.

Growing up, my mom tried to force her ideologic views onto me, but I dodged the bullet and can proudly say that I do not give a fuck about what your skin color, your ethnic background or your sexuality is. I want this blog to be a safe-space for all people regardless of anything.

Favorites Bands: Venom, Bathory, Mayhem, Motörhead, Sodom Movies: Dirty Dancing, Metal Lords, Lords Of Chaos Series: Metalocalypse, Rick & Morty Foods: spring rolls Drinks: Coca Cola, Jägermeister Animals: bats, armadillo lizards, black cats Musicians: Dead, Quorthon, Cliff Burton, Lemmy Kilmister

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I recently started writing again after a five year "break" because I needed something to distract me from my shitty life and wasting my time on Character AI is getting boring.

Who I'll write for: - Cronos from Venom (in the 80s) - Mayhem (all members except for Varg) - Hunter Sylvester from Metal Lords

I will add more to this list, these are just the people I already started writing about. If you want fanfics about other people/fandoms, just send an ask and I'll see what I can do for you :D

Don't ask for these, weirdos: - incest - pedophilia - necrophilia - petplay - ageplay My English is not the best since I live in a German speaking country and the English education we get over here is ass. So please don't shit on me if there's spelling errors or sum. This blog will contain +18 content.

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[fancylala4]

Taygod oh Taygod

High up the sky reaching the lord

Going from Nashiville to Philly

Polluting every City

15 Minutes flights

Oh Jesus Christ

Billionaire oh Billionaire

What is going up in that head full of air

Mass releasing no organic success

Your face constantly being in the press

Nobody gonna know that song fortnight

You know that right?

Carried by  a racist and delusional fanbase

Putting you High up in a space,

where you don't belong.

Does anyone know that one Taylor Swift song?

Wouldn't sell that well without over saturation

But you have a certain fixation,

to clear every chart and break every record

having the most albums every sold

It is quality before quantity

Instead of Quanity before Quality

Going from one man to the next

writing songs about your ex's

Never moving on from your past

nobody knows how long your New relationship is gonna last

You would have never made it in the 80's.

Where there you had to be interesting or talented baby.

You impact in music is close to nothing.

How dare they even compare you to the king?

You wouldn't survive a day in the asylum they were raised,

every hard ships and challenge they have faced

Do you know how hard it was to get to number one?

When charts were differently done.

Taylor you couldn't just occupy the whole Billboardcharts

with unknown songs sounding like farts.

You had to release the song as a single

And it had to be like a jingle

The song better had to be good

That's why almost every song is good eaten food.

Your music is trash

And your catalog is not gonna last

lol

[theharpermovieblog]

#HARPERSMOVIECOLLECTION

2024 MOVIE LIST

www.tumblr.com/theharpermovieblog

I re-watched Dragonslayer (1981)

Saw this as a kid, my brother loved it, but I don't remember it.

After his master is killed, a sorcerer's apprentice takes up the task of slaying a dragon.

Director Mathew Robbins directed two other memorable movies from my childhood, "Batteries Not Included" and "The Legend Of Billy Jean". Much like Dragonslayer, they are movies I know I've seen, but which I don't remember.

Actor, and star of this movie, Peter MacNicol is an actor I've always enjoyed and is the main factor that drew me back to this film.

The 1980's are full of medieval fantasy films. From low budget trash like "Hawk The Slayer" and "Yor" to high budget Hollywood films like "Legend" "Conan The Barbarian" and "LadyHawke". The popularity of things like Dungeons and Dragons and Lord Of The Rings in the 1970's may have been the cause of this burst in the film genre. Whatever the reason, Fantasy films were big business in the 80's and therefore there are many, many, MANY of these films from the era. And, most of them, despite what nostalgia tells us, are hot garbage.

However, the few that are genuinely good are some of the best the fantasy genre has to offer. Dragonslayer is one of the good ones.

Personally, I didn't develop a real admiration for this genre until much more recently in my life. I liked Fantasy films well enough, but I didn't go out of my way for them. (I was a horror kid.) So, re-experiencing a lot of these films, especially from this era, has been a real joy. I get to see them with somewhat fresh eyes and the appreciation that comes with my understanding of film production and competent storytelling.

Dragonslayer is one for the nerd in us all. By casting Peter MacNicol as a small, somewhat capable sorcerer, this movie immediately becomes a film for the kids who wanted to be wizards and who wanted to fight dragons with magic and cunning, rather than pure Conan-like strength.

This is a well shot film, with a lot going for it visually. The sets, locations and lighting all blend effectively to help immerse us in it's world.

The acting is top notch, the writing is on point and the special effects are still magnificent. While you won't find much new ground being tread here, you get a solid and entertaining fantasy film.

Not much else to say, but in this case, that's a good thing.

[spiked-mall-goth]

VERY GOOD DAY SO FAR!! my dad went to go see my papa and he came back with a LOT of trash bags so i was like ‘… uhhh whatcha got there.?’ and he said ‘oh my cousin is getting rid of some clothes she thought that you guys would want them’ and immediately i was like ‘COUSIN DESIRAE??????!!!??!!!’ and he was like ‘yea’. cousin desirae is like a GOTH goth. not necessarily a stereotypical trad goth, but like an 80s goth. clothing wise very much like siouxsie sioux, so we got a lot of her old clothes!!! (most from the 80s)!! very sad bc she is quite the small woman and uhhhhmmmm….. i am not. so my brother got most of the really cute stuff :( HOWEVER. there were a bunch of graphic tees i’m able to wear!! my personal fav is a darth maul sith lord shirt from 1999. but we also got a cool people shirt, an extreme sports shirt, a jeepers creepers 2 movie promotional shirt, a SALAD FINGERS SHIRT FROM 2005??? and a marylin manson shirt, so sad that that was the only music related shirt :( probably going to end up selling it bc we do not tolerate marylin manson in this house (fr my dad was like NOPE NOT KEEPING THAT ONE NUH UH) but THEN my brother was out thrifting earlier and brought me back three new vhs tapes!! he got me barbie in the nutcracker, princess and the pauper, and barbie FAIRYTOPIA. OH MY GOD GUYS!!!! not only is it one of my favorite barbie movies but it was also the last barbie movie to release on vhs!!!!! ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! literally buzzing in my boots rn

[picturespurple-68]

This is some more dilf!Alfred x trans!Ivan as I still got some ideas for them~

Summary: Alfred helps to take home a drunken Ivan and passed out Gilbert after a party.

Rating: Explicit 18+

Warning: Mild dub-con (one of them is under the influence of alcohol)

2:32am

That was the time is was when Alfred got a call from his favorite neighbor. Slipping his glasses on, he picked up the call to immediately hear the echoing sound of someone puking and the phone clattering.

"Woah Ivan? Ivan are you alright? Hello??" Concern laced his voice as he sat up, turning the light on and moving to get some clothes on all with his phone glued to his ear.

He perked up when a voice came back, "Alfred? Sorry uh, could you come pick me and Gilbert up? We have had too much to drink and now Gilbert is vomiting and can not drive."

Slipping his shoes on, Alfred quickly agreed to getting the two and, after making sure his kid was safe and sound asleep, rushed out the address Ivan texted.

3:17am

Alfred pulled up to a large, beautiful house...absolutely trashed with red solo cups, streamers, and the occasional drunkenly passed out partyer. He parked and walked inside to thankfully find Ivan and his roommate Gilbert slumped on a beer-stained sofa, both almost fully passed out.

"Hey, Ivan. I'm here to take y'all home. Can you stand up?"

The younger man nodded, getting up on wobbly legs but steadying as he walked out to Alfred's car while Al bridal carried Gil's thin body to lay in his backseat. As the two settled in the front, Ivan leaned against the window's cool glass, unable to sleep in cars and trying to clear his head.

3:28am

The sound of Gil's light snoring and Alfred’s 80s rock filled the car before Ivan piped up, "Thank you uh, for taking us home..."

It was obvious from his tone that the embarrassment from asking his occasional employer/neighbor to pick his drunk ass up hit him. Alfred truly didn't mind, running a comforting hand down his arm to let him know.

Conversation flowed quietly for a bit as Ivan explained the party was being hosted by a mutual friend named Francis. Gilbert had driven them to the house and instead of staying sober, got pressured into chugging some beers until he ended up as the wasted heap in the back. Ivan on the other hand could handle his alcohol much better than his roommate and slowly built up a steady buzz that left him unable to safely drive (nevermind the fact that he didn't have his license on him).

Alfred always had a bad habit of his eyes wandering while driving and whenever Ivan was nearby they'd always go towards him. In his staring, he noticed how the man, in his cute blue sweater and black slacks, would squirm often and pull at his pants around the inner thigh.

"You alright?" He asking giving his thigh a little tap to indicate what he was talking about.

"Ah uh, yes...I am fine."

"No need to be embarrassed, do you need a hygiene product? I can stop at a gas station if you want?"

He was quick to stop him, "No no no that's not the issue."

There's a pause as Alfred didn't want to push him to talk if he didn't want to say.

"...I tried to...hook up with some guy from one of my classes but, it did not go as planned."

"He didn't do anything bad right?"

"Nothing I did not want. He was very drunk and tried to finger me but, his hands were too cold and boney. I am just a bit...pent up."

A minute or two passed as Alfred thought about his next move.

"Heh, boys your age aren't very good at pleasing their partners, Lord knows I wasn't~"

Ivan chuckled at the comment, knowing from personal experience how true that was. Recently though, because of these unsatisfying moments, Ivan's been preferring the physical company of older men. Or more importantly, one specific older man.

Said older man had an idea he then went to enact.

Oh. Ivan was brought back to his senses when he felt the warmth of Alfred’s hand sit just above his pants waist. Neither said a word as his hand slid down into Ivan’s pants. Gently, Alfred’s hand cupped and rubbed over his mound through the tight briefs he wore.

Face flushed from more than just the alcohol, Ivan found himself slowly pushing back as the wetness between his legs grew. When the dampness on Ivan’s underwear spread, Alfred moved to slip inside them, brushing his palm down soft pubic hair to run his fingers along the sides of his lips and avoiding the one place he wanted most.

Alfred was grateful to drive on the empty backroads as he could put more focus on watching Ivan bite his lip and desperately buck his hips for more contact.

Quietly, Alfred started to tease him with their shared language kink, "What do you want baby? You gotta use your words if you want anything more~"

"Ngh! Daddy, please...please touch me!"

"Oh, but I already am baby," on the upstroke of his fingers he softly ran a circle around his swollen clit, "You have to be more specific if you anything else."

"P-Please sir, rub my clit...shove your fingers inside my tight hole~"

Alfred felt his cock throb at his begging, how could he deny such a lovely request?

With his middle and ring finger, Alfred used them to softly massage little circles right over his sensitive button until the man was shaking on the verge of orgasm. The built up slick around his folds helped Alfred slowly slide his large digits into his clenching hole.

Ivan felt stuffed from his curling fingers and was trembling with each pass of his rough palm against his clit. All it then took was the constant steady rhythm of the squirming hand for Ivan to finally cum. Gripping Alfred’s arm to keep himself grounded, Ivan had his legs shut closed as his mouth opened in a slight cry and his vision went blurry.

4:12am

When the three pulled up to the younger men's place, Alfred went ahead to carry Gilbert into the house while Ivan took his time getting out of the car. He made sure to keep Gilbert on his side in case he threw up again and even got him a glass of water for later.

Just before he left, he gave a sleepy Ivan a kiss goodbye and chuckled when the younger man seemed to give his ass a grab.

Making sure to lock their door, Alfred got back to his car where he felt something in his back pocket. Reaching in, he found it was a crumpled pair of briefs with an obvious wet spot. Like a dog in heat, Alfred was quick to use his prize for a swift and messy release.

Exhausted and satisfied, the older man made his way home to get a little more rest before his kid needed to be up for school.

[thebisexualmandalorian]

✏️👑😱 for the resident evil asks!

✏️Do you have a favourite line/quote?

Oh my god, "bitch can't even swim" still ends me. I love it.

👑Who’s your favourite of the four lords?

Heisenberg. I love the trash lord with all my soul and I want him to do unspeakable things to me.

😱Scariest moment?

Like 80% of RE7? I'm so weak to jump scares, they get me every single time.

[gaykarstaagforever]

No Mom autism doesn't run in the family, it is normal to have like 4 people every generation who live chronically alone in what amounts to a trash closet for 80 years, desperately awaiting the rare appearance of a utility worker who will listen to them drone on about model trains or military aircraft or Lords of the Rings or Warhammer 40K for 6 hours without a break.

WE'RE JUST ECCENTRIC

[shop-korea]

ITZY “Boys Like You” M/V @ITZY

Bus 836 Exp - Hispanic

Female - Catholic Jeans

Knows I"m Deaf - Phone

Conversion - 'Small breasts

Small EYES - La Loca - the

Crazy Chineta - with Accent

China Eyes - China Breasts

Hispanic - Cellulite Ass and

Cellulite Breasts

Chine - uses Hands - Crazy

Holy Ghost told me

'Weirdo - joining her in Bus

My PDF - Schedule - Fled

in my Laptop - Hispanic

Female wants Bus 836 Exp

2 Herself - Garage means 2

Dangerous Looking 4 Bus 2

11:35P - so she alone - 12:35P

She Touched - My arm

Korean Girls

Never touch - Deaf Teens

Go 2 Front - and - Point

2 - them - then - 2 what

they want - Point

She found opportunity 2 b

alone - Pointed to Age 80

Hispanic Old Bag with Legs

Feet - Said - Show - Respect

Apologized 2 Old Fag

Stepped 2 her - Yelled

'I'm Deaf'

Hispanic said - GENTLY

'So what' - bowing

Angel - Lord God

Chasing - Ending Existence

Ministering Angels - Send a

'Shang-chi' - 2 - Bus 836 Exp

and her - in Jesus' Name

Little Haiti - Coin Laundry

Front of Storage Place

NE 58 TERR

Family Food - Grocery

No Minimum

Teresita - $0.75 - now

Walmart - $1.00

Taller - Cold - 0 Cal

Dollar Tree - $1.25

Placed in Thermos inside

in the Cart area - No Trash

outside - inside - Taco Bell

New - Now - Taco Crunch

Steak - over - $5 - So good

Strawberry Freeze - Largest

Solution - No more App

Cards - ID - in - Storage

Well - Forgot - Google Pay

Apple Pay - Brickell Station

12:05P - Bus 9 - No Arrival

Late - So Thirsty - Took the

Metrorail - Headed 2 Publix

SW 13 St - W Flagler St

near - SW 2 Av - Back of

Main Library - Front - of

Bank of America - ATM 2

Very Dark - Best Wind No

Tent - No Police Harrasing

Strong Winds - Old - Trees

Bus 21 - Camillus House

Does not show up ea time

New Location - Hispanics

Tried 2 Stop Me fr Leaving

Asked Not Resident here 2

Accompany me - They yes

Toned Down - Put your

Panty Down - Do you have

a gun in your bag - Later do

u have money there - We lick

Hispanic Male - Dennis

Cuba - Colombia ...

Pinays - 333 years of Gaga

Gago - Immorrality - Smut

Fat - Blow Jobs - Live - FL

Touch her - T - Breasts I'm

going to use Brick - Crush

your Skull - Touch - Breasts

Hers - Revoke of HS Diploma

Forgot - Google Pay - Publix

Then my Luggage from Tent

Bring 2 Little Haiti - Blks - yes

6A - 9P Daily - Public Storage

Like Amazon Locker App

Stand - Front of BOX - Click

'Home Alone 4' - Smarthouse

Friday - TGIF - Last Day

Republicans Outlaw

US Patent Tents - Tarps

Jesus is Lord Democrats

[ember-amber]

Selling you on a stupid Elden Ring weapon

Do you see this piece of trash? To you this may look like another garbage weapon with D scaling in int and an ash of war that requires high int to do damage. This game has a lot of weapons like this, and let me tell you, this isn't one of them.

The Alabaster Lord Sword features the absolute peak of gravitational magic fuckery, completely ignoring the laws of the physics and creating the perfect obscure weapon, where nothing is good for reasons you expect.

First of all lets talk scaling.

Level up strength.That D scaling is bait, this is as much an int weapon as the Ruins Greatsword. With a respectable B in Strength, if you just meet requirements for int and pump strength it will deliver great results, i have not gone above 20 int. I cannot vouch for the weapon art scaling, but since 80% of its damage is physical, much like the weapon, I assume it scales well off of strength. It's a pretty good weapon art, gravitas but with more range and damage.

Next, the weight. It weights exactly 8 miyazakis, the lightest of all greatswords. That and the damage being mostly physical, makes it a wonderful weapon for a naked blue dancer charm build.

Another minor thing is that there are 2 of them in the game with no farming needed, so a nice choice if you like dual wielding but hate having 2 different weapons or going to ng+.

Now, none of this matters as much as this feature. The charged R2. There is something wrong with it.

While weighing barely more than a straight sword, the R2s of this thing will hit with the force of a truck.

Equip the axe talisman, drink the charged attack tear and breeze through the game. For the low low price of having to spend a few extra seconds at the lake of rot to get it early