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7 - Petyr + colors (red)

I chose red because it is such a defining color for Petyr’s childhood, from his fond memories of the Tully girls and their red hair, to his bloody defeat at the hands of Brandon Stark.

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They met in the lower bailey of Riverrun. When Brandon saw that Petyr wore only helm and breastplate and mail, he took off most of his armor. Petyr had begged her for a favor he might wear, but she had turned him away. Her lord father promised her to Brandon Stark, and so it was to him that she gave her token, a pale blue handscarf she had embroidered with the leaping trout of Riverrun. As she pressed it into his hand, she pleaded with him. “He is only a foolish boy, but I have loved him like a brother. It would grieve me to see him die.” And her betrothed looked at her with the cool grey eyes of a Stark and promised to spare the boy who loved her. That fight was over almost as soon as it began. Brandon was a man grown, and he drove Littlefinger all the way across the bailey and down the water stair, raining steel on him with every step, until the boy was staggering and bleeding from a dozen wounds. “Yield!” he called, more than once, but Petyr would only shake his head and fight on, grimly…

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Two jaded dreamers, embarrassed and abused by the worlds they once idolized. Now they mock the songs that once moved them.

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Petyr Baelish Week: Day 3 - Favorite Quote(s)

↳ At the foot of the steps was a heavy door of oak and iron. Petyr Baelish lifted the crossbar and gestured Ned through. They stepped out into the ruddy glow of dusk, on a rocky bluff high above the river. “We’re outside the castle,” Ned said. “You are a hard man to fool, Stark,” Littlefinger said with a smirk. “Was it the sun that gave it away, or the sky? Follow me. There are niches cut in the rock. Try not to fall to your death, Catelyn would never understand.”

- A Game of Thrones

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Thursday, October 5th: One Relationship OR Ambition : Breeding Titles

“ … Petyr’s so clever, he’ll rise high, he will, he will … ”

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Petyr Baelish Week: Day 1 - Favorite Book

↳ “And there it stands, miserable as it is. My ancestral home. It has no name, I fear. A great lord’s seat ought to have a name, wouldn’t you agree? Winterfell, the Eyrie, Riverrun, those are castles. Lord of Harrenhal now, that has a sweet ring to it, but what was I before? Lord of Sheepshit and Master of the Drearfort? It lacks a certain something.” His grey-green eyes regarded her innocently. “You look distraught. Did you think we were making for Winterfell, sweetling? Winterfell has been taken, burned, and sacked. All those you knew and loved are dead. What northmen who have not fallen to the ironmen are warring amongst themselves. Even the Wall is under attack. Winterfell was the home of your childhood, Sansa, but you are no longer a child. You’re a woman grown, and you need to make your own home.” “But not here,” she said, dismayed. “It looks so … ” “ … small and bleak and mean? It’s all that, and less. The Fingers are a lovely place, if you happen to be a stone. But have no fear, we shan’t stay more than a fortnight.” […] Lord Petyr made a face. "Come, let’s see if my hall is as dreary as I recall.”

-A Storm of Swords (( &Thanks to souberbielle for suggesting this scene to illustrate! Specifically, “arriving at the Fingers with Sansa + Bonus points for Kella/Grisel/Bryen/other smallfolk.” ))

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SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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it’s time to play… the price is right!

picture this: tiny plastic clips that you can use to hold your project in place while you sew, for when the layers are too thick for sewing pins to cut it.

great idea, right? now i want you to imagine how much a gadget like this might cost. take a moment to think about how much a pack of 100 sewing clips could cost in USD at popular affordable crafting chain jo-ann fabrics and vote below if it’s more or less than $13.99.

now click the readmore to see the real price! 🥁

PRECISELY WHO THE FUCK DO THE BANKRUPT NUTJOBS AT JOANN HQ THINK THEY ARE

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Duel by joscomie

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Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue