#8:54 PM 9/8/24

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Setsuno: life is fun because sometimes you can get a bagel but there are also The Horrors

[chaoticace2005]

Rules for the Hazbin Hotel, authored by Vaggie:

1. No drugs.

2. No fights.

3. No pranks.

4. No problematic language.

5. No murder (OR TERRITORIAL GENOCIDE WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL)

6. No smuggling in of drugs. Not by sticking them up your ass. Or by hiding them in a pizza box. Or by slingshotting them to the roof. Or getting someone else to. Not at all.

7. No sexual rendezvous with outsiders in the hotel. No SHOWING sexual rendezvous with strangers to people of the hotel either.

8. Make sure the pig/future pets stay in the patron’s room. (This includes eggs!!)

9. No singing Limit singing to once twice per day

10. Stop flirting with the bartender Angel

11. Don’t call Husk “Husker” unless he allows it.

12. No harassing the staff at all. This includes asking who tops.

13. Don’t suggest anything sexual/romantic to Alastor unless you want your head cut off.

14. NO CUTTING OFF PEOPLE’S HEADS

15. NO EATING PEOPLE

16. NO MAKING CHARLIE CRY.

17. Don’t ask me to put my spear “inside you” Angel, what the fuck?

18. Don’t turn the interior of the hotel into a swamp?! Keep it contained in your room if you must!

19. No stabbing staff or residents. No matter how much they look like bugs! (OR IF THEYRE NAME IS ANGEL)

20. Don’t try and stab bugs if they’re within 10 feet of another demon.

21. Don’t call anyone a “bitch” OR TALK ABOUT HOW MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE “VAGINA”

22. Limit Niffty’s access to sharp objects.

23. NO DEALS ALASTOR

24. No drinking. Limit drinking at bar.

25. No mentioning the Stock Market Crash of 1929. For everyone’s benefit.

26. Don’t blow a hole in the wall.

27. Try to keep roast battles OUTSIDE the hotel. (Or stop picking fights?? Please Alastor I swear to God…)

28. No spying on the hotel for outside sources or putting technology that can be used against us.

29. No evil laughing in the middle of the night, what the fuck Alastor?

30. No building weapons/war machines.

31. No eggs! (Fine the eggs can stay.)

32. Someone please keep an eye on Niffty. (And the eggs.)

33. Stop touching people ANGEL.

34. Don’t make other people storm off HUSK.

35. Respect boundaries.

36a. If Angel looks like he’s about to pass out/cry don’t comment. Let him do his thing.

36b. Don’t try to talk to Angel if he’s on the phone with Valentino. Honestly don’t even mention his phone calls with Valentino.

37. Please don’t call Lucifer “Daddy”

38. Don’t turn into a 20 foot tall demon-eating creature unless absolutely necessary.

39. Don’t cause angry loan sharks to show up at the front door.

40. NO EXPLOSIONS!

41. Rule #2, “No fights” can be broken if the person you’re fighting is Valentino. Or Adam.

42. Don’t lie to your girlfriend or hide the fact you were secretly an angel.

43. DONT TALK ABOUT PEOPLE’S TITS (or lack of)

44. KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A BEDROOM ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE’S HAVING MAKEUP SEX

45. Don’t give people makeovers while they’re sleeping, ANGEL!

46. Don’t pretend to eat someone’s pet, ALASTOR

47. Don’t die.

48. I never want to hear the words “cum-plete” again.

49. STOP HAVING FIGHTS ACROSS THE BUILDING LUCIFER AND ALASTOR!!

50. If Charlie is passed out on the couch LET HER SLEEP

51. No making bombs in the hotel Cherri!

52. Stop breaking rules and then saying it’s “FOR SIR PENTIOUS!”

53. Angel don’t try to shoot someone if they break spaghetti.

54. Don’t break spaghetti. Or “ruin” Italian food. Whatever the fuck that means. This apparently includes pineapple on pizza.

55. Don’t mention Valentino unless Angel brings him up first.

56. Don’t comment on Angel and Husk’s flirting.

57. Only call Angel “Anthony” if things are serious (or if you’re Husk)

58. Don’t use any of the nicknames Husk and Angel use for each other. This includes but is not limited to: “Whiskers”, “Legs”, “Kitty”, “Webs”, “Tony”, “Love”, and “Baby.”

59. It’s better not to question whatever facts Husk gives about his past.

60. Family dinners at 6 pm unless you can’t make it due to prior obligation. Game nights after on Sundays.

61. No hunting people for sport and NO KNIFE MONOPOLY.

62. Don’t attach knives to a roomba so you can have a “boyfriend” Niffty.

63. Keep Niffty away from Roombas.

64. Alastor, treat people with decency. Really, it’s not that hard.

65. No making giant ducks that breathe fire to chase people around the hotel just because they call you short.

66. Therapy. Everyone.

67. DONT HAVE SEX ON THE BAR WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!

68. If Valentino enters the property you have permission to stab him.

69. “Hell is forever” is bullshit. You guys aren’t. You can do this.

[mcytblrsexymen]

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[kanmom51]

JM live 1 September 2023 20:54 or 8:54 pm KST

And a little bit about JK's same day live as well.

Part 1

Cr./The creators of the media used in this post.

So we got a live from JK at the start of the day. 12:55 am or 00:55 KST, and from JM in the evening, at 20:55 or 8:54 pm KST.

One opening the days birthday celebrations (or was he?) and the other closing them (in a sense).

Do we have numbers working for the two?

Let's see.

JK's live:

Super easy. Add the 1+2+5+5=13. Then add 0+0+5+5=10.

What?

13/10.

So we get JK's special day with JM's special day. How sweet.

JM's live: Add the 2+0+5+4=11. Then add the 8+5+4=17 and down to a single digit: 1+7=8.

Guess what we get.

8/11

And if you want just a little bit more utilize the date:

1/9/23

1+9+2+3=15

and Ta-dah...

8/11/15

Oh, and if it's numbers we are talking about, and if anyone has any kind of doubt that numbers mean so so much to JM and JK, well here's another little doozy.

JM's watch. Yes, the tens of thousands of dollars worth watch he was wearing during the live.

*Screenshot taken at 3:20 min. mark.

It's a little hard to see, but the time on his watch looks to be around the 3:27 mark.

I want to remind you that JM started his live at 8:54 pm KST. JM has been in SK for months and you would think his watch would be set to KST, no?

Screen shot at 8:24 min.

Screenshot of watch at 32:56 min. mark.

Deduct the live time stamp at every one of those given moments from the time on the watch and you will go back to 3:23/4.

Why, you may ask, am I making such a big deal about this?

Well, my dear friends, this is why:

JK's time of birth tattoo, just to remind you.

JK's time of birth being 3:23-24.

Did JM set his watch to start the live at 3:23-24? JK's birth time?

Wait, but that's not the end of it.

Because JM's watch is also of significance.

Launched in 1997.

What in the effing hell?

Like, if you have another explanation please do explain!!!

Watch not working? Nope, it is, time counting as the live goes on, all from the 3:23 mark.

Coincidence? Again? That his watch happens to be set at JK's birth time, and it also, by chance, being one launched same year JK was born? JK, who's birthday happens to be on that specific day? The person who JM tells us to wish happy birthday and that it's a "wonderful day"?

Please don't continue to say this is all a coincidence. Setting your watch to a time that happens to be JK's birth time, something we have been told in the past, something that JK tattooed on his own body, hence being of significance to him, and most obviously of significance to JM as well.

JM and JK might not be saying the words out loud, but shit, they sure are being as loud as hell about what they are to each other!!!

Ok, so I mentioned in passing JK's live. His almost 9 minute live. His totally out of character shorter than short live, even more so when we are talking about a birthday live. No cake. No candles. No playlist (he told us this was just the music that he left on when he left earlier and it's still playing). No patience, lol. He came, he said hi, he told us he was out with friends he was practicing with (wonder if the reason he came live is to explain who with and why he was out and about...), said he's suffering from insomnia and he has to sleep. Did a card trick...MAGIC... Lol, and ducked. Like even his goodbye was super super short. Now, you could say he had a tight schedule, which he does, and that he has to sleep, which he does. But JK was definitley not on his way to bed when he was doing that live, nor shortly after. He was happy and super hyped, and in NO WAY shape or form about to go to bed at that point.

We need to remember that when they say they have a schedule, it's not a 9 to 5 job. Many a times their days start at noon and later and they keep on working into the early hours of the morning. That is the nature of their work. So having a tight schedule doesn't necessarily mean he has to be up at 7 or 8 am and off to the company or wherever he needs to be in the morning.

You could claim he was excited because it was his birthday, and perhaps you would be right. But if it was the end of his night, then excited what for? Bed? Where he struggles to fall asleep? Nah, I don't think so.

So yeah, I think you know where I'm going with this.

Only that this time we didn't get a photo because there was no one around to buffer.

2019 JM flies back to Seoul to celebrate JK's birthday with him. 2020 JM was with JK on his birthday eve. 2021 we don't know, they didn't tell us, we got a selfie the next day in the safety of the company - not the two together alone at JK's or JM's. 2022 JM was also with JK on his birthday eve. We got to see and hear about it just after JK's birthday, and we had Jhope there as a buffer. Why buffer? So that god forbid they aren't spending his birthday eve alone at his place, especially if it's happening year after year after year, cause you know, people would say it means nothing but at the same time it means everything.

I'm going to say it out loud, and shoot me (not literally) if you wish, but this is a hill I am willing to die on. JK wrote his birthday message and very possibly was not planning to go live that night. Perhaps he did come live because of the photos that came out of him with the fans and the info about him being out and about that night. But for whatever reason JK did go live that night it was always going to be short and sweet. And I do believe that is because he had something else planned which is not going to sleep.

I do believe whatever he had planned was with JM. Period. That's what JK was anticipating, that's what he was excited and happy for, that's why he came for a couple of secs and jolted off.

And for those that are already running to the comments screaming "but JM said he only spoke with JK the day before his birthday to wish him happy birthday" I say: hold your horses, I will most definitley get to it and explain to y'all exactly how JM did not say that by no means. Take a breath, be patient, read on, you'll see why JM said no such thing.

The two of the men having the live the same day.

It kind of felt weird that of all days JM goes live on JK's birthday. Well, maybe weird isn't the right word, but curious is more fitting.

JM wanted to come live for some time now. He says that. But then why, of all days, choose this one?

JM himself tells us he wasn't planning to go live from home that day (while on his way to fetch the mood lamp to show us).

Both lives feel unplanned, rushed and unprepared. There. I said it.

Did either of them even plan to do these lives? Or, perhaps they were a consequence of circumstances? JK wanting to clarify his outing (knowing how this fandom rolls). And JM... why JM? Well, maybe there was actually a birthday live planned? Could that be? One at the company? Us finally getting a Jikook live? Or even just a proper JK live at the company with a cake and all? But JK's schedule ran later than expected maybe? Hence one boyfie coming to the rescue and going live in his stead?

All of the above is questions, queries, possible explanations as to why JM decided to go live from home on JK's birthday, even though he himself tells us this was not the plan. I don't have the answer to these questions, but it definitley does have me wondering.

Will continue this discussion with regards to JM later on in my post.

Let's get to talking about JM's live. Starting by his opening pic.

I have to tell you that first thought I had when seeing the photo was "is that JK?". The frame wasn't right, but the outfit most definitely was, lol.

And guess what?

He's wearing pants for the boys new favourite brand. I guess JM's the one wearing the pants in the house, lol. But then, are they his? They do seem a little on the bigger size.

So, first 17 minutes or so to the live JM talks a bit about not coming live for a while and how he wanted and yet didn't because he's been going through a bit of a personal journey. Not doing well enough in his March promotions, in his mind, had him frustrated and unhappy with himself. Him wanting to restart rather than fix what he feels might be lacking. Kind of resetting himself per say as an artist? In any case he's been doing a lot of introspection. I guess I've mentioned that already, lol. The feeling I got from what he was telling us is that he himself didn't know how to explain what he wanted to tell us. His words not thoroughly thought out, perhaps another sign as to him going live unprepared and before properly thinking out what he wanted to tell us.

JM talks about being at the Dior event. Being nervous and awkward. Also wanting to thank fans that came to see him.

JM is asked multiple times about his hands. Oh my, those hands.

And when I say multiple times, I mean MULTIPLE times, lol. And JM keeps reading those comments and keeps answering again and again and again that it's a scrape from him working out, doesn't hurt, not to worry. At one point, after he is talking about JK's birthday, telling us it's a wonderful day, lovely smile on his face, and asked yet again, he 'bites back' (if you can call if bite back, lol), telling the commenter to look for it later (as in go watch the live from the start when it's over and they will find out).

Is this the right time to discuss JM talking about JK's birthday?

I think it is.

At around the 18 minute stamp time this goes down:

He says Jungkookie, btw.

From the moment he said JK is very busy (he looks at the camera) and up to this point, when he talks about JK's health, not once does JM look at the camera. His eyes were all over the place. And that includes not looking at the camera when he said "I talked to him on the telephone yesterday too".

Remember this?

@dgtn brought this to my attention. JM's eye movement in this part of the live reminds of his eye movement while thinking just before he goes for the kill with JK and the "did you answer them".

Here's JM talking about Jungkookie's birthday. Look at his eyes.

(But that smile at the end...)

JM was definitely deep in thought as to what to say, how to word what he wanted to say for JK's birthday.

Several things to note.

Where to start?

I guess I'll start from the obvious.

People jumping on the wagon: "JM didn't see JK on his birthday. He said so. He said he talked to him yesterday...(to wish him happy birthday?)".

Me, I'm calling the bull.

And I will explain it to you too (foreshadowing).

JM, as usual, is very precise how he words what he wants to say.

His words in this instance:

He mentions JK's birthday today, tells us he's very busy and then says "I talked to him on the phone yesterday too..." and back to "he's really busy..."

"I talked to him on the phone yesterday too..."

Let's take this apart, why don't we?

JM spoke with JK on the phone.

The conversation happened yesterday.

What did they talk about? He doesn't tell us. But mentioning JK being busy before he talks about the phone call and after he talks about the phone call. It feels like this is what he is telling us they spoke about.

So far so good, right?

And then we have two words/things said/or not said that are EVERYTHING here.

One word that he says, the other something that is not said and, at least to me, is super loud and super important and was omitted purposefully.

First word is "too".

I talked to him yesterday too...

TOO.

Leaving the context of the sentence open to interpretation.

Could be any of these:

I talked to him yesterday too just like I speak to him every day?

I talked to him yesterday too because I spoke to him today as well?

I talked to him yesterday too because I was also seeing him later on as well to celebrate his birthday with him?

As for what was missing, well to me it was quite obvious.

JM does not tell us that he wished JK happy birthday.

There was no "I talked to him yesterday too and wished him happy birthday".

JM makes sure to tell us he spoke with JK yesterday (which is not on JK's birthday). Makes sure to add the TOO, but forgets to say that's also when he wished him happy birthday? I think not.

JM is super measured. He is so very careful in what he says and how he says it, especially when it comes to JK. This man not saying it means the words were added or omitted on purpose. And not telling us he wished JK happy birthday in that phone call, well, makes it clear that the phone call in question was definitley not the end of it. Because there is no way in hell that JM would not wish JK happy birthday personally (not via an IG post that JK wouldn't see anyway not being on IG).

Since when would JM not wish JK happy birthday? The man is telling us to wish JK happy birthday, telling us it's a wonderful day, setting his watch to JK's birth time. The man that flew back from Paris to be with JK on his birthday. And also let us know he did it. He wouldn't have wished JK happy birthday himself? And this man wouldn't tell us so either?

Nah. This is JM telling us he spoke with JK, something he does all the time, and that the conversation he's talking about has nothing to do with JK's birthday.

And yeah, by omitting that he's also letting us know that he had another opportunity, one he isn't letting us in on, in which he got to wish JK happy birthday.

PERIOD!

JM talking about JK looking after his health. The way those two worry about each other.

Did I mention the pause as JM finishes talking about JK? It being a wonderful day? The smile on his face?

Oh, and JK mentions JK's birthday once more at the end of the live as well when summing up the live.

Thank you JM for reminding us once more it's JK's birthday and that it was one of those things in your live worth mentioning in your own recap of the live.

Now, I know that there are idiots that are dragging Mingyu for saying he met JK yesterday (on his birthday) and ate with him.

Well, dragging Mingyu on the one hand for what? Saying he met up with his friend on his birthday? That by doing so he was dissing JM? And others, on the other hand, using this, very stupidly, to prove that a busy JK would rather meet up with Mingyu than with JM.

Are we forgetting what JM told us? Well, JK too? That JK is super busy? Most likely in the Hybe building. You know, where Mingyu also comes to work, being in Seventeen, another Hybe band. Could they have met up at Hybe? Of course they could have. Could they even maybe have met up for a meal break at Hybe? Of course they could have. Mingyu was doing the live in a company car, probably on his way home from work looking super tired. So yeah. Chances are that they met at Hybe.

And as for JM, well, you already know where I stand on that one.

JM and JK most definitely saw each other on JK's birthday. Most likely right after JK's live.

Ok, this one is getting a little too long. So I think I'll leave you all here at the moment, let it all sink in, and come back with a part 2 that will include our little house tour and a few more interesting points - well for me at least, lol.

To be continued...

[warrenwoodhouse]

How Long is a Day in Fallout 4 - Fallout 4 Guide (Game Guides) (Guides) (Warren Guides)

Guide & Video by @warrenwoodhouse #warrenwoodhouse

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[at1nys-blog]

Next Door -Masterlist-

Pairing: Roronoa Zoro x fem!reader

Summary: When you try to save your friends from bad press (your father's opinion on them) ending up having to find a way to survive it turns different than what you expected, but along the way there are your best friends, new friends and a very annoying gym bro that lives just Next Door

Started: 21/12/2023

Finished: scheduled to end 25/08/2024

Trope: Enemies to lovers

Status: 【Not Started yet】 【Ongoing】 【Finished】

Updates: twice a week 11:30 pm CET

A/N: THIS WAS POSTED FIRST ON MY AO3 ACCOUNT SO MY GOOD FRIEND COULD READ IT TOO AND BECAUSE I WANTED TO TRY SMAU IN THERE and now I can stop screaming. By the way, I waited to posted it on here because I didn't know if I was going to commit or what, so after 14/15 chapters I think I am committed enough. I have to apologize for future typos but I am too lazy to correct and screenshot everything once again lol

Vol.0

Ch.1: Vol.0 Ch.1- Profile 1

Ch.2: Vol.0 Ch.2- Profile 2

Ch.3: Vol.0 Ch.3- Kicked Out…

Ch.4: Vol.0 Ch.4- Kids…

Vol.1

Ch.5: Vol.1 Ch.5- Less pictures

Ch.6: Vol.1 Ch.6- ON MY ANCESTOR

Ch.7: Vol.1 Ch.7- Annoying Rich People

Ch.8: Vol.1 Ch.8-Karma is a Bitch

Vol.2

Ch.9: Vol.2 Ch.9-Luffy is a kid

Ch.10: Vol.2 Ch.10-Proposal

Ch.11: Vol.2 Ch.11- Sabo...

Ch.12: Vol.2 Ch.12- I wasn’t lying

Vol.3

Ch.13: Vol.3 Ch.13- Zoro would never be funny

Ch.14: Vol.3 Ch.14- A weird one

Ch.15: Vol.3 Ch.15- You love me

Ch.16: Vol.3 Ch.16- Turning point

Vol.4

Ch.17: Vol.4 Ch.17- @yasUsopp you are dead

Ch.18: Vol.4 Ch.18- Drunk you

Ch.19: Vol.4 Ch.19- In vino veritas

Ch.20: Vol.4 Ch.20- Is that punk boy?

Vol.5

Ch.21: Vol.5 Ch.21- You are missing

Ch.22: Vol.5 Ch.22- There is no way

Ch.23: Vol.5 Ch.23- Plan in action

Ch.24: Vol.5 Ch24- Bartolomeo the black sheep

Vol.6

Ch.25: Vol.6 Ch.25- Good Taste

Ch.26: Vol.6 Ch.26- Day out

Ch.27: Vol.6 Ch.27- Wedding Surprises

Ch.28: Vol.6 Ch.28- DUDE NOOOOO

Vol.7

Ch.29: Vol.7 Ch.29- Call the firefighters

Ch.30: Vol.7 Ch.30- Little Kids

Ch.31: Vol.7 Ch.31- I will found out

Ch.32: Vol.7 Ch.32- you*

Vol.8

Ch.33: Vol.8 Ch.33- is my pfp

Ch.34: Vol.8 Ch.34- oopsie

Ch.35: Vol.8 Ch.35- we are not friends

Ch.36: Vol.8 Ch.36- ass bitch what is wrong with you

Vol.9

Ch.37: Vol.9 Ch.37- Usopp the trendsetter❤️‍🔥

Ch.38: Vol.9 Ch.38- so Zoro miserable

Ch.39: Vol.9 Ch.39- you started so good

Ch.40: Vol.9 Ch.40- set sail

Vol.10

Ch.41: Vol.10 Ch.41- *has a bitch

Ch.42: Vol.10 Ch.42- boyfriend/fiancé

Ch.43: Vol.10 Ch.43- weird haircut looking dude

Ch.44: Vol.10 Ch.44- Luckey Hughesy❤️🤍

Vol.11

Ch.45: Vol.11 Ch.45- note for the Marine

Ch.46: Vol.11 Ch.46- he panics

Ch.47: Vol.11 Ch.47- *og Barbie crying against a hot pink pole*

Ch.48: Vol.11 Ch.48- marry him

Vol.12

Ch.49: Vol.12 Ch.49- it’s been 3 months

Ch.50: Vol12. Ch.50- happy birthday

Ch.51: Vol.12 Ch.51- who’s wedding?

Ch.52: Vol.12 Ch.52- Baroque Works

Vol.13

Ch.53: Vol.13 Ch.53- PERONA NO/PERONA YES

Ch.54: Vol.13 Ch.54- first day at work

Ch.55: Vol.13 Ch.55- (forced) time

Ch.56: Vol.13 Ch.56- your downfall

Vol.14

Ch.57: Vol.14 Ch.57- a corporate job

Ch.58: Vol.14 Ch.58- double date

Ch.59: Vol.14 Ch.59- moving day

Ch.60: Vol.14 Ch.60- Epilogue

[eviestrology]

Confirmed Birth Times

*Sources will be added shortly, some were from vlives that i don't have access to now so I'll have to see if I can dig up vods

AB6IX

Daehwi 3:33 pm

Astro

Eunwoo 12:08 pm

Ateez

Hongjoong 12:27 pm

Seonghwa 12:13 pm

Yunho 10:32 pm

San 10:08 am

BTS

Jungkook 3:23 pm

Day6

Jae 7:50 pm

EXO

Suho 4:55 am

Baekhyun 6:40 am

Golden Child

Y 8:01 am

Joochan 8: 21 am

GOT7

Youngjae 4:34 am

Bambam 10:25 am

Monsta X

Kihyun 6:50 am

NCT

Jaehyun 8:13 am

Oneus

Hwangwoong 5:15 am

Keonhee 1:58 am

Seoho 9:24 am

Seventeen

Mingyu 10:08 am

Stray Kids

Bang Chan 8:54 pm

TXT

Kai 7:47 pm

Winner

Taehyun 1:21 pm

Everglow

Yiren 11:51 pm

G-IDLE

Soyeon 5:20 pm

ITZY

Chaeryeong 6:49 am

Loona

Kim Lip 12:13 am

Heejin 3:19 pm

Yves 4:50 pm

Chuu 12:09 pm

Lovelyz

Jiae 9:40 am

Pristin

Kyla 5:39 pm

Twice

Jihyo 12:05 am

Mina 5:03 am

VIViZ

Eunha 11:18 am

Soloists/Actors

Sunmi 2:16pm

Hyolyn 5:15 pm

Chungha 1:40 pm

Somi 5:45 am

Sohye 9:35 am

Approximate Birth Times

2PM

Taecyeon 8 am

Ateez

Yeosang 1-2 am

Mingi 4pm

Wooyoung 3-4 am

Day6

Dowoon 6 am

Enhypen

Jake 10 pm

GOT7

Jackson 3 am

NCT

Johnny 7:30 pm

Taeyong 11 pm

Doyoung 2 am

Kun 8 pm

Seventeen

S.Coups 9 am

Dino 10 am

SF9

Dawon 11pm

Stray Kids

Lee Know 8 am

Super Junior

Heechul 6 pm

The Boyz

Sunwoo 8pm

Up10tion

Xiao 5 am

Verivery

Yongseung 9 am

Minchan 2 am

CLC

Yujin 9 am

Dreamcatcher

Siyeon 3 am

Everglow

E:U 4:30 pm

Mia 10:30 am

Fromis_9

Gyuri 8 am

G-IDLE

Miyeon 8am

Minnie 9 am

Loona

Haseul 10 pm

Choerry 6 am

Vivi 12 pm

Red Velvet

Irene 4:30 am

Seulgi 11:30 pm

Yeri 7 am

Twice

Nayeon 9-10 am

Soloists/Actors

Woodz 3 am

[spideesenses]

Half a Heart → Miguel O’Hara

pairing: miguel x gn!reader

warnings: angsty

prompt: miguel has a difficult time balancing out work and his personal life; you have received the short end of the stick countless of times.

Midnight rolled around & the empty spot next to you remains cold. Your heavy heart aches. You tried not to cry, but once that pinch in your chest comes to light, you can’t help the knot that gets stuck in your throat.

This was the 12th time this month that Miguel had left you hanging without any form of communication. 12th time the two of you had planned for a date & him not show up. You understood that he ran a business, you weren’t entirely sure what the business was, only that you would be safer if you didn’t know & to trust Miguel. Him not showing up was only a portion of the issue… the other part was him not communicating. Would you still be a little disappointed if he did communicate? Yes, of course, anyone would be if plans fell through last minute. But you wouldn’t have to hold onto this sliver of hope that just maybe… he’d make it this time.

You started thinking about how he hardly texted you as it was. You weren’t exactly the clingy type. You could be at times, but as a full-time worker, you understood that obligations come up. To make sure you weren’t crazy, you pulled out your phone. You scrolled, making note of the conversations that you had & all of them, were conversations that you initiated.

Two weeks ago

You — 6:56 AM good morning love, i hope you have a great day today. i miss you so much. i’m off at 5 today. any chance we can order takeout and have a movie night?💕

Miggy Smalls — 7:12 AM Buenos dias mi vida. I should be good for a date night, only I’ll be home at around 9 the latest. That okay with you? Be safe, i miss you xo💋

You — 7:15 AM sounds good. should i order from that thai place up the street?

You — 5:20 PM miguel?

You — 6:01 PM i ordered your favorite. should be here in 2 hours and a half. let me know when you’re on the way home. stay safe

You — 8:10 PM oh! i saw this and it reminded me of you. thought you might have a laugh [attachment]

You — 9:32 PM hey, you on the way? im throwing your food in the microwave so it’s warm when you get here!

You — 11:24 PM haven’t heard from you. hope you’re okay. food’s in the fridge🥺

Miggy Smalls — 2:12 AM Dios mios, lo siento baby. I’ll make it up to you, I promise

Two weeks ago

You — 9:44 AM hi! thinking of you. i miss you😭 little bit extra today.

Miggy Smalls - 10 AM Does my baby need a hug delivered? I’ll stop by with some lunch too.

You — 10:03 AM oh please! and a kiss too, while you’re at it🥺

Miggy Smalls — 11:45 AM Omw baby. Hang tight

You — 2:12 PM thank you for coming to see me today. it was very special to me & meant a lot. i love you

Miggy Smalls — 3:54 PM I love you baby. Of course. Sorry it’s been a while since we’ve spent time together, work can be unpredictable at times

You — 4 PM all good. just try to talk to me more, so i can be understanding, okay?

It wasn’t all bad. Miguel had his moments where he would show up for some cuddles. He wouldn’t stay long, but those moments were sacred to you. You cherished those moments beyond his imagination. Of course you did, you had to with how rare they were.

Tears rolled down your face as you went through your messages. You missed him so much. More than words could fathom. And with every single fiber in your body, you wished that you could stop feeling this feeling. Missing him was painful. It felt like your body was operating without its heart. Like you were walking around with only one shoe.

It wasn’t always like this either. In the beginning, Miguel was the one texting and calling you first. He was showing up to your apartment with food and a movie, or a puzzle he picked up. Actually, one of your first quarrels was how he felt like you weren’t doing these things for him. And you felt like these were things he enjoyed, so you didn’t want to take it from him; so the resolution was you would take turns. But that Miguel feels like he’s millions of miles away, as if he’s a completely different person.

You tried your hardest to distract yourself, but the screaming red light of your digital clock reading 12:56 PM only mocked you. You couldn’t get the time of his day. Could you even consider this a relationship?

The memories slowly peeled away in your head. Good and bad. And you really began questioning if the good really could outweigh the bad.

A shadow drifts across your window, causing you to sit up, immediately wiping your face with the sleeve of Miguel’s hoodie. If an intruder was going to get you, you’d be damned if it were booger-faced crying.

Immediately, your heart starts to pound in your chest; if the intruder didn’t know any better, it’d almost be as if you were knocking at the window. You reached for your bedside lamp, clutching it at the base, raising your arm as the shadowed figure presses their fingers to push up the window. Without hesitating, you swipe the lamp at the unnamed stranger.

“Ow! Babe?” you hadn’t even realized your eyes were closed shut and turned to the side. You peeked your eyes and there he was in all of his glory.

“M-Miguel?” you sniffled. You couldn’t help it. You saw him and your heart tore. The weld in your throat tightened as you swallowed.

“Baby, it’s okay. It’s just me.”

Only it wasn’t.

[yanderespamton78]

for those following @turntableart's addison arg!! (sorry for the tag)

TIMELINE

APR 16 :

 6:32 am : Turnons blog opened :D

APR 20 : 

8:35 am : Turnon makes the poll about whether he should investigate smth weird addons doing (this shows that addon has been slightly suspicious since the start)

8:35 am : First morse code!!! With the poll 

4:39 pm : “I miss my past” post (possibly relevant??)

4:53 pm : Maskons first post

4:54 pm : First interaction with maskon (through a comment on a post - he didn't yet have a proper blog)

7:24 pm : Addon makes a blog

8:01 pm : First interaction with the morse code entity

8:10 pm : Addon first translates what the morse code entity is saying

8:15 pm : the giftday party incident (i added this bc it makes me laugh a lot)

8:37 pm : rainbon mentioned. Possibly significant? 

9:24 pm : We find out the morse code entity is actually turnon (im guessing right after the acident but i could be wrong)  (the addisons never find this out)

9:47pm : First time the alphabet code entity speaks through turnons posts. Says “i think that's enough. you're scaring him. he's hurt, you wouldn't want him to dust would you?” presumably referring to the morse code entity. Right after this the morse code entity disappears, and any further interactions respond with “but no one came”

9:57 pm : Second interaction with alphabet code entity who says “stop talking to him you're giving him a headache”. Turnon complains about a headache. This is the first signs of a decline in his health. In the next post he says that hes going to go.

10:04 pm : Addon has been translating bits of the morse code for a bit now. The forth analysis ends up being corrupted, and all the characters are just black blocks. 

APR 21 :

9:26 am : First post says that he got a nosebleed and passed out on his desk the previous night. He also mentions that when he woke up there was a cup of tea on his desk which he presumes is from addon but it was never confirmed.

10:59 am : Mentions that the strange people are back (mentioned in the poll) and that hes getting a nosebleed. Mentions in the next post that he feel really dizzy and is going back to his desk

11:34 am : Turnon describes a building pressure in his head like bugs. 

11:50 am : Turnon says that the nosebleed stopped. Alphabet entity gets accused of being slick. It ignores the question and instead tells us to leave turnon alone as he’s stressed with work.

12:00 noon : This post from maskon? Not sure the relevance of the song. definitely creepy tho.

6:14 pm : Here addon confirms that turnon is in the medbay. This is later contradicted by addon himself.

6:14 pm : “turnon” says that he woke up and has no idea where he is. At 6:23 he tags addon for help.

6:19 pm : Addon says that he opened a zipped file and it shut down his pc. This is presumably what causes the medical documents to get leaked.

6:29 pm : “Turnon” says that he knows where he is and isn't happy about it. What??

6:52 pm : A few posts later “turnon” tells addon that he got hurt really badly. He says hes going to try to walk home against addons advice.

7:42 pm : Something happens and “turnon” starts making disturbing posts. They are in english but don’t have spaces. He seems frantic and scared and at 7:54 pm he doesnt respond to his own name, despite the fact that he mentions his goggles and crypton, which are obviously things that are unique to him. 

7:50 pm : Addon responds to the first spaceless post and comments on how turnon couldn't be making the posts as he is unconscious in medbay 

8:03 pm : When not-turnon is questioned on his name he says it is presson and seems confused. He says he found the phone in queens palace (if he is telling the truth, it would make sense why turnon was unhappy about where he was. Obviously he fell into the acid lake in queens mansion so its unsurprising that he would be on edge.)

8:20pm : Presson denies that it was him who typed the weird spaceless posts. 

9:34 pm - 9:59 pm : Presson comments on how dark and run down seraphim is. When questioned on it addon says its probably something interdimensional or timeline based. At this point, his text starts glitching out. Addon tells presson to put the phone in the big machine, but presson says that it looks dangerous and he doesn't want to. He seems genuinely worried about dying, but addon insists he returns the phone. Finally, he puts it in the machine and you are no longer able to contact presson.

10:52 pm : when questioned on the weird glitchy text, he again chalks it up to interdimensional lag

If we go by addons version of events (which he talked about a few days later on the 24th) at about 6-7pm turnon went out and got badly injured. At about 8 pm some kind of entity (presson) took his phone, who addon electrocuted. At about 9 pm Turnon was found in an alleyway with some kind of black fluid gushing out of his nose. 

APR 22 : 

5:37 pm : confirmation that Maskon is Slick

8:28 pm : The first leak of Turnons medical documents. 

9:07 pm - 9:53 pm : this whole saga... Look i know i put way too much trust into maskon and i apologise BUT ADDON STILL ISN’T TRUSTWORTHY!!

10:06 pm : Maskon refers to Turnon as his husband

APR 23 : 

11:04 am : Turnon wakes up!! In a bad state but alive :3 also at 11:08 am he says that hes missing a few parts

4:08 pm : turnon is told about the (made up) debt issues

4:37 pm : turnon is shown his medical document. At 4:57 pm hes told not to tell addon about it.

5:24 pm : Turnon is told about presson. He also says that his last phone is blown up.

5:25 pm : Turnon talks about maskon

5:42 pm : Turnon mentions his legs feeling numb D:

7:20 pm : Turnon secretly spells out help !! wow !! 

7:47 pm : second Turnon medical document leaked!!  (at 8:23 pm i made fun of addon for being bad at stopping important docs from getting leaked)

8:34 pm : we find out about the hats

APR 24 :

12:51 pm : Click gets a blog!!

10:30 pm : Turnon makes a post asking how long is legs are supposed to be numb, and asking why his fingers are turning black. Click reblogs the post and says that hes coming over. After that turnon starts typing his posts really,,, bad,, theres no better way to describe it. After a minute Surf (ambyu-lance) takes the phone and click demands to speak to him and addon

APR 25 : 

6:57 pm : the third medical document leaked. This hasn't been decoded yet, but the first bit seems to be in nihilistic cipher. 

8:16 pm : Turnon makes a post, a picture he drew of himself with the caption “im a little sad, i'll get better”. When questioned on it he says that hes not used to the feeling of being useless.

8:32 pm : THE TAGS. THE TAGS. LOOK AT THE TAGS turnon makes a post. In the tags it says “hes getting worse” “oops did i say that? oh well.” My dumbass cant tell if this is turnip or turnon saying this but worth mentioning anyway.

9:15 pm - 9:37 pm : Clickon is questioned on whether he talked to Surf and Addon. He says that he did, and no one is completely sure whats up with Turnon. Clickon says that Turnons condition is worsening. Hes paler than usual, his fingers are black, and Clickon accidentally pulled out a clump of his hair. Click says that Turnon is a survivor, but even this makes him worried. After this, Addon reblogs the post saying that he didn't talk to clickon last night and theres no footage of Click entering the building. Click is obviously confused, to which Addon tells click to wake up and to stop living in his fantasies. After this Clickon says he feels weird.

9:20 pm : cool lil drawing. Not really relevant but i thought it was neat lol

9:35 pm : TURNON STANDS!!!! He mentions that his legs are black and hurt like hell but hes standing!! (at 9:53 pm he falls over D:)

9:37 pm : Click makes a post that simply reads “Somethings wrong.”

9:57 pm : When questioned if he's ok, clickon replies saying he never made it, before a wall of binary. It reads “Everything feels stuffy, Shadows I'm in my car, I think I'm being watched”. At 10:02 pm Addon reblogs the post saying “get out. Now.” before a string of numbers that haven't been decoded. At 10:09 pm Clickon reblogs the post again with another binary code, this time reading “I don't know where I'm going, My eyes, My eyes, I can barely see, Is it following me”

10:15 pm : Maskon makes some kind of post about Cotton candy. It translates to “i do like cotton candy dont you?”

10:23 pm : someone asks maskon / slick if he did anything to Clickon. Slick said he didn't want yellow to hang out with someone like that, but he deserves his freedom.

10:40 pm : Clickon makes a post in binary. It reads “The stars are beautiful tonight, The stars are beautiful tonight, The stars are beautiful tonight, The stars”

APR 26 : 

Nothing from turnon all day. 

7:35 am : Ice cream blog opened

2:07 pm : The runner of the Ice cream blog says that he uses the alias pinup (but for some reason, he can't disclose his real name. Could be for privacy reasons though.)

2:32 pm : Pinup gets a coat!! He comments on how it doesn’t have a tag for some reason

5:12 pm : Pinup mentions addon. He says that he sees addon as a friend but he isnt sure if addon feels the same.

3:39 pm : Clickon mentions he just woke up in the woods with a massive headache. He doesn't know how he got there. 

3:42 pm - 4:26 pm : Complaining about various things. He mentions having frozen joints, so he probably slept in the woods all night. He says “at least hes alive” which means he probably thought he was genuinely going to die (or hes just being dramatic)

4:33 pm - 10:11 pm : lots of things happen in this thread. Firstly, Clickon says that it was him making the posts in binary. He says he vaguely remembers typing something out on his phone, and that he was very scared. The first two are relatively self explanatory, he was scared. The third one he said he remembered looking up at the stars. He describes everything feeling trippy and disorientating as he was running, and feeling like he was being chased. He ends up being told all about Slick and all that. He isnt actually too surprised?? He says that he is nearing the city and he can see buildings in the distance. Anyways Important Shit Happened Go read it

11:38 pm : Its confirmed that the reason why Turnon didn't post anything is because addon took away his phone.

APR 27 : 

6:37 pm : Clickon updates us saying he got back to the city and after a rough night and is driving to seraphim, presumably to check on turnon

6:44 pm : Turnon makes a post saying hes going to walk home and addon doesnt know. At about 6:55 pm he passes out in the middle of the road. At this point he is disoriented from the pain medication and thinks he is back home.

6:58 pm : Clickon finds addon in the road and mistakes him for roadkill. By 7:04 pm turnon is in his car and they were going back to seraphim. At 7:14 pm he says that turnon is speaking gibberish. 

7:15 pm : Addon says a taskforce has already been sent out to try find turnon

7:29 pm : no matter what turnip says, addon finds out that clickon has turnon and sends out a bunch of shit to stop him, presumably not realising that he has good intentions.

7:36 pm : Clickon gets fucking SHOT !! 2 mins later turnon also presumably gets shot. NICE!! Later addon confirms it was a tranquiliser dart.

7:51 pm : at this point both clickon and turnon have been captured. Addon refers to them as ”two ominous individuals” at 8:04 pm Addon reports that they have been hooked up to an experimental piece of darkner equipment that hurts them when they move. 

8:19 pm : Clickon makes a post saying he doesn't want to die. Addon replied a few minutes later with what is essentially a threat (8:22 pm) and at 8:28 pm he ends up confirming that he knows about Slick

OUGH WHAT A DAY 

THEN THERE'S THE 28TH!!!

APR 28 :

11:25 am : Turnon wakes up back at seraphim, chained to the bed and confused on why he is there, stating that hes supposed to be home.

5:17 pm : Turnon is acting weird. He is weirdly insistent to get home despite never complaining about the facilities at Seraphim, and says that he would break his leg to get home. At one point there is a font change. This is implied to be slick possessing him.

5:30 - 6:30 pm :Theres a whole thread thats very important. Despite there only being two accounts, there is obviously three people in the conversation. Turnon, Addon, and Slick. Addon seems insistent on getting Slick out, even if it involves hurting turnon (“You should be more carefully you signed the contract years ago now I can legally do whatever I wish to you to get the task finished. Parasite” “If not I can feed you to Melody, atleast someone should benefit from your pathetic existence.”).  Turnon seems scared and confused. POOR FUCKING WET TOWEL I WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD POOR CREATURES BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

@emiplayzmc @tdlizardshinynest take it you freaks /lh

i put all of the longer threads in one bit to make life easier for everyone

Im going to edit this when needed so itll probably be updated once every day or two

[sabr1nath3w1tch]

8/20/24 9:54 PM-9:59 PM

I don't feel safe anymore. Whenever I cry I try to stop myself because of how of afraid I get. I'm afraid Mom will walk into the room and start yelling at me for crying again. I miss the days where I felt safe.

I wish I felt safe. I felt safe when I was on the roof top, no one to hurt me, no one to touch me. I feel tempted to sneak out of the house and into the woods like that one morning when I had to get a bible from the old lake house. It was scary, there were so many frogs out too, I remember trying to not step on them. She doesn't feel like a mother anymore. She feels like a sadistic kidnapper.

[ask-serendipity-sky]

How is jms watch time, the exact time jk was born, featured on a live on JKs birthday , just a coincidence, it seems impossible but I can’t think of any other explanation bc the time is just too specific 😵‍💫

Hi anon,

Between you and me? Jimin's watch tells things... and not just time.

I don't know why but I embrace it lol but I won't lie, this leaves me perplexed.

This is the second time that I've noticed Jimin's watch is spilling tea.

The first was when he was going to NYC on July 13th...you know, when he met up with Jk and they had a trip that they never talked about and Jimin barely acknowledged by uploading a photo for Jk's birthday.

According to dispatch and if you look around twitter to see what time Jimin arrived at the airport, it was 9:00 am Korea time.

However, his watch was set to 8:00.

And what a coincidence...

But ok. He had the time set up for NYC because he was going to spend the weekend there. Ok.

But then we get the watch from his live:

On Jungkook's birthday, Jimin started his live at 8:54 pm Korea time. However, his watch was set to 3:24.

This was a minute into his live so it's showing 3:25.

Jk said he was born on:

His tattoo shows 3:24.

The watch was working fine. It wasn't out of batteries and it was telling a time. 3:24, the same time as Jk's birth time.

We are attributing meaning to the time that Jimin's watch displays. But is that really being delulu? Like you said, it's far too specific for things to be a coincidence.

This watch is centered around Jungkook, is my guess.

The facts are there so there has to be an explanation.

But a coincidence? No, this is not that. It's...something else? Lol

Thanks for sharing.

Before anyone comes and steals joy, I'm not interested in your opinion trying to debunk this. You are irrelevant to the facts. So stay in your lane.

[villainsblog97]

"Welcome"

Hello everyone, first of all I'd like to say if you read that Welcome in either Gaon and Junhan's voice, you are a true Villain

A little about me:

My name is Krysta (or Krissy), I am 26 and Xdinary Heroes is my ult group.

My bias is obviously Jooyeon, I live in the US, my MBTI is ENFP and I'm a Taurus, I was born May 7th 1997

I take all sorts of requests (No smut tho please) Nothing to me is too strange of a request, feel free to DM me or Ask me, I try to update the Xdinary Masterlist as often as I can and I love hearing new ideas, I do group scenarios as well as individual member's scenarios, I look forward to hearing and writing your requests!

Xdinary Masterlist: (New Reaction Scenario 1 & 2)

Gun-il:

Gunil as a Bartender (Newest)

[1:24 AM]

[1:21 PM]

Gunil as your Boyfriend HC

Jungsu:

[8:12 AM] (Newest) (Warnings: mentions of stress and anxiety) [2:34 PM]

Jungsu as your Boyfriend HC

Gaon "Jiseok":

[6:06 PM] (Newest)

[1:14 PM] Gaon as your Boyfriend HC

[8:57 PM]

[10:12 AM]

[11:34 AM] (Warnings: mentions of anxiety attacks)

Always Here

[5:21 PM]

O.de "Seungmin":

O.de as your Boyfriend HC (Newest)

[11:54 PM]

Junhan "Hyeongjun":

Junhan as your Boyfriend HC (Newest)

[12:10 PM]

Jooyeon:

[9:15 PM] (Newest)

[3:23 PM] (mentions of heights and fears of heights)

Jooyeon as your Boyfriend HC

[9:21 AM]

[10:57 PM]

[8:23 PM]

[7:48 PM] 🎄

[2:34 PM]

[10:27 PM]

Xdinary Heroes:

Seeing their S/O playing their instruments (Newest)

Their S/O gets Jealous (Newest)

Watching a Horror Movie

-Getting their Hair Done by their S/O

-Receiving Nose Boops

-Summer Dates

-Receiving head pats

-Realizing They've Hurt you (slight angst)

-As Dads

-Hearing their Name in their S/O's sleep

-On Valentine's Day 💕

-Taking care of their Drunk S/O

-In an Escape Room

-Seeing their S/O in the crowd at their concert

-Waking up next to you

-Hearing their S/O singing one of their songs

-When their S/O is fangirling / fanboying over a different group and one of their members

-Taking care of their S/O when they're on their period

-A date at the petting zoo

-When they get jealous

-When their S/O is asking for cuddles

-Their S/O falling asleep on their lap

-Getting into an argument with their S/O and then sleeping next to them

-Their S/O wearing their hoodie

-With your younger family members

-Their S/O dealing with stress and anxiety (Warning mentions of stress and anxiety)

-Christmas with Xdinary Heroes 🎄

-Xdinary Heroes in Hogwarts (Harry Potter AU)

-Getting Tickled

-Pretending to be your boyfriend if you're uncomfortable at a bar

-Xdinary Heroes when they're drunk

-When their S/O is sick or injured

-Their S/O reacts to their Visual Sampler videos

-Xdinary Heroes in a haunted house 🎃

-Xdinary Heroes Romance Troupes

-Xdinary Heroes as your boyfriend

[symbolicliving]

November 2023 Monthly Astrology Calendar Planets Key Dates and Times

Here are a few quick and convenient ways of looking at what's happening in astrology for the month ahead ~ November 2023.

These are some of the key astrological considerations that are interpreted into Your NEW Weekly Astrology Horoscopes for All Signs each week. More specific details about aspects between the planets are shared in the Weekly Key Dates and Times.

I will be updating this post as we continue through the month with links to associated posts.

You can also enjoy more new posts on current trends in astrology for November 2023 here.

Key Dates and Times Astrological Monthly Calendar November 2023

November 4, 2023 Saturn Retrograde in Pisces stations Direct 3:03 am ET

November 8, 2023 Venus enters Libra 4:31 am ET

November 10, 2023 Mercury enters Sagittarius 1:25 am ET

November 13, 2023 New Moon in Scorpio 4:27 am ET

November 22, 2023 Sun enters Sagittarius 9:03 am ET

November 24, 2023 Mars enters Sagittarius 5:15 am ET

November 27, 2023 Full Moon in Gemini 4:16 am ET

Planets Astrological Monthly Calendar November 2023

Here is a list of where the planets are as November begins. This month, The Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars and Saturn are making moves...

*Sun in Scorpio October 23 to November 22, 2023 ~ enters Sagittarius

*Mercury in Scorpio October 22 to November 10, 2023 ~ enters Sagittarius

*Venus in Virgo October 8 to November 8, 2023 ~ enters Libra

*Mars in Scorpio October 12 to November 24, 2023 ~ enters Sagittarius

Jupiter in Taurus, Retrograde September 4, 2023 to January

*Saturn in Pisces, Retrograde June 17 to November 4, 2023 - Direct in Pisces

Uranus in Taurus, Retrograde since August 28, 2023

Neptune in Pisces, Retrograde since June 30th, 2023

Pluto in Capricorn Direct since October 10, 2023

The Moon in the Signs, New Moon, Full Moon and the Moon's Conjunctions with the Planets November 2023.

November begins with a waning Moon from the Full Moon in Taurus Lunar Eclipse on October 28, 2023. This month we have:

The New Moon in Scorpio November 13, 2023, and

The Full Moon in Gemini November 27, 2023 4:16 am ET.

November 1, 2023 Moon enters Cancer 5:31 pm ET

November 4, 2023 Moon enters Leo 3:21 am ET

November 6, 2023 Moon enters Virgo 2:39 pm ET

November 8, 2023 Moon enters Libra 3:08 am ET

November 9, 2023 Moon-Venus conjunct in Libra 5:22 am ET

November 11, 2023 Moon enters Scorpio 1:39 pm ET

November 13, 2023 Moon-Sun conjunct in Scorpio 4:27 am ET *New Moon in Scorpio

November 13, 2023 Moon-Mars conjunct in Scorpio 7:18 am ET

November 13, 2023 Moon enters Sagittarius 9:23 pm ET

November 14, 2023 Moon-Mercury conjunct in Sagittarius 9:03 am ET

November 16, 2023 Moon enters Capricorn 2:42 am ET

November 18, 2023 Moon-Pluto conjunct in Capricorn 3:27 am ET

November 18, 2023 Moon enters Aquarius 6:28 am ET

November 20, 2023 Moon enters Pisces 9:29 am ET

November 20, 2023 Moon-Saturn conjunct in Pisces 10:44 am ET

November 22, 2023 Moon-Neptune conjunct in Pisces 3:44 am ET

November 22, 2023 Moon enters Aries 12:20 pm ET

November 24, 2023 Moon enters Taurus 3:29 pm ET

November 25, 2023 Moon-Jupiter conjunct in Taurus 4:42 am ET

November 26, 2023 Moon-Uranus conjunct in Taurus 3:02 am ET

November 26, 2023 Moon enters Gemini 7:40 pm ET

November 27, 2023 Moon opposite Sun in Sagittarius 4:16 am ET *Full Moon in Gemini

November 29, 2023 Moon enters Cancer 1:54 am ET

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[shxwstxpper]

STARLIT SONGBIRD - TIMELINE

1/28/24, 8:22 PM - first occurrence of POKOTHO interacting with KAI.

1/28/24, 8:30 PM - second occurrence of POKOTHO interacting with KAI.

1/28/24, 8:40 PM - third occurrence of POKOTHO interacting with KAI.

1/28/24, 9:02 PM - fourth occurrence of POKOTHO interacting with KAI. KAI agrees to go to the theater.

1/28/24, 9:25 PM - CHRIS tells KAI to stay safe. KAI promises she will be.

1/29/24, 10:23 AM - KAI arrives at the theater. the apotheosis begins to take hold of her.

1/29/24, 12:19 PM - KAI assimilates into the hive.

1/30/24, 12:23 PM - CHRIS arrives at the theater. KAI infects him soon after.

1/30/24, 10:57 PM - KAI reaches out to STEPH, urging her to go to the starlight. she obliges. STEPH is infected soon after.

1/29/24, 8:46 PM - PAUL reaches out to KAI.

1/31/24, 5:46 PM - KAI reaches out to GRACE, urging her to go to the starlight. she obliges. GRACE is infected soon after.

1/30/24, 11:39 AM - WEBBY involves herself, reaching out to POKAITHO.

1/30/24, 6:54 PM - KAI manages to post from the black and white. CHRIS manages to respond. parts of KAI’s past are revealed.

1/31/24, 6:11 PM - KAI reaches out to PAUL23, urging him to go to the starlight. he reluctantly obliges. he tries to explode the meteor. his plan fails. PAUL23 is infected soon after.

1/31/24, 8:51 AM - KAI reaches out to LEX, urging her to go to the starlight. she refuses.

1/30/24, 2:35 PM - VILLE goes to the starlight, and almost assimilates.

1/31/24, 8:30 AM - LAIKA reaches out to KAI, asking about her wellbeing. KAI urges him to go to the theater. he agrees.

2/1/24, 12:36 PM - LAIKA is assimilated into the hive.

1/31/24, 2:19 PM - BEAN involves themselves.

1/31/24, 3:41 PM - POKAITHO taunts PAUL. PAUL agrees to go to the theater.

1/31/24, 4:08 PM - LEAH is assimilated into the hive.

2/1/24, 6:39 PM - EMDROID and PAUL arrive at the starlight. it is revealed that KAI is still alive in some capacity. PAUL almost dies, but thanks to EMDROID, the two escape.

2/1/24, 10:25 AM - TABBY and KAI converse, discussing a possible way to free those from the infection. KAI laments on the fact that she feels that she is already gone.

2/1/24, 11:36 AM - WEBBY gives TABBY a protective amulet.

2/1/24, 1:20 PM - BROOKE involves herself. she and STEPH converse.

2/1/24, 12:46 PM - THE CLIVESDALE PROTECTORS involve themselves.

2/1/24, 1:41 PM - LAIKA convinces KACIE to go to the starlight.

2/1/24, 6:34 PM - KAI convinces ROSARIA to go to the starlight.

2/1/24, 9:30 PM - STEPH breaks out of the infection, with TABBY’S help.

2/1/24, 10:16 PM - TABBY gives LEX a protective pendant.

2/2/24, 11:31 AM - BROOKE reaches out to KAI.

2/2/24, 7:54 AM - STEPH is re-assimilated into the hive.

2/2/24, 7:20 AM - SAM is assimilated into the hive.

2/2/24, 7:24 AM - EMDROID laments.

2/2/24, 7:34 AM - POKAITHO taunts EMDROID.

2/2/24, 9:29 AM - POKAITHO impersonates KAI, tricking PAUL into coming to the starlight. PAUL is assimilated into the hive.

post will be updated as event goes on! lmk if I missed anything!

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[bambi-kinos]

So r/beatlescirclejerk posted a butthole chart which I immediately dragged back to the Discord server for discussion. A consensus has been reached and I present to you the new and improved Beatles butthole chart. I will post some of the discussion and reasoning behind these choices as well as my personal take on John and Paul combined with the knowledge learned from my high school Anatomy class 15 years ago.

mynamesbetty — Today at 1:43 PM how dare you make me look at this with my eyes

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 1:44 PM This is extremely important Beatles historiography

mynamesbetty — Today at 1:54 PM We saw John's butt on the back of Two Virgins, I don't recall it being hairy

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 1:55 PM That's a good point as well

We have a full shot of John's butt, a side view of Paul's butt, and a suspected shot of Ringo's butt....do we have a shot of George's butt

What i find interesting is the skintone chart, i always figured Paul's butthole would be pink.

mynamesbetty — Today at 1:59 PM butthole color is the same as lip color

VeggieRavioli — Today at 2:06 PM I am ignoring this notification in protest

namaste — Today at 7:22 PM What’s the saying? God has a plan? I hate how quickly I could form an opinion on this.

I think it’s mostly wrong.

John: hairless wonder, smooth as a peach, that apricot skin… Quote by Yoko (won’t fetch sorry on deadline she says yet shitposting) over how keen they were on hygiene and baths. Known to wear Witch Hazel by Quinn's throughout his life. The real flower princess.

Also, uncut. Had to be on top of that. Double-jointed, agile, loose like a cat. Happy to confirm all of the above via Self-Portrait. Do DM it anytime. I’ll find 42 mins to analyse and report.

Paul: VERY furry and soft unless he waxes (I mean he did tweeze his eyebrows at one point, who knows? Actually John does…).

Smelly if I go by a description of dog faeces and poor housekeeping by him at Cavendish. Oh, and crabs. I’ll never forget in GB George looking 🤢 while cleaning his guitar strings with an alcohol wipe.

Tight. Everything about him is tight. Very tight in fact. Tightwad, uptight and a song by John, the great Tight A$ which is most definitely not a Yoko song.

George: meticulous, good work ethic, a gentleman according to all, professional, always well presented, and the rare individual in GB who looks clean at all times. Hairy dude, but less than Paul.

One way or another, he probably had the best upkeep of all. Chakra oil all over I imagine. Known to smell good. He likely could be anything he wanted to be between loose and tight. Flexible mind in a nimble body.

Ringo: smoothest skin of all. I’m assuming the entire toolbox is fabulous. He may well have the nicest pinkest best defined hole of them all. Like George, a precise and meticulous fella. Known to smell good.

Also, likes jewellery. The key question here is does he have a third tattoo, a ring or both?

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 8:02 PM This is the best response i could receive

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 8:09 PM I will repost my anal-ysis from [redacted]

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 9:19 PM Its mostly about color as we got on to talking about skintones

namaste — Today at 9:22 PM I’ll let you guys try to find Paul’s skin tone there underneath all that soft fur of his.

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 9:23 PM just one more reason why we need a fucking paul mccart only fans. vintage nudes

namaste — Today at 9:24 PM Exactly. I wish EMI had put their foot down a lot harder about the Two Virgins cover. Now we would know.

“Sean, open them vaults…”

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 9:26 PM okay okay okay so. this was in response to another person who was pondering the connection between lips and assholes, as per betty's note about lips and butt holes sharing a color. I have combined this knowledge with what I know about sex having so here we go. everything from here is me quoting myself:

Honestly to get a detailed hypothesis regarding their butthole colors we'll need to study color photos of the boys and examine their lips, compare them across decades etc

Obvs this will get easier as we get into later decades. Lighting must be accounted for and so on

Initial survey here suggests a pale pink for all of them....George and Ringo probably paler and more skin toned. John did have a phenomenon where his lips would get very raw and red when he worked up a sweat which makes sense, he's flushing because he's physically active. This is also a side effect of him being a redhead, they blush easily. From this we can also assume John's hole and genitalia would become heavily colored during sexual activity as well.

(The photos I was thinking of. Note how even in the original b&w John’s lips are noticeably more colored than normal. Compare this to other color photos where he’s sedate where his lips are paler. This is consistent with how he gets flushed when physically worked up. - Ed.) 

Paul its not as obvious (so him) but just from this photo I can assume baseline that he's naturally a soft pink yknow.... Maybe doesn't flush as dark as John.

1970s we're getting more color but less hi-def photos. Keeping it to John and Paul now. Still looking like a pale pink but Paul's lips/genitalia color is more vibrant now than John's.

1980s, Paul much the same, John is notably a bit more vibrant. I bet his dick still turns purple if you don't let him cum for an hour.

I'm doing all this from my phone so finding images is a little difficult, I'll call these findings preliminary. But from these I'm guess that Paul's hole and genitals trend towards a pale pink and flush a deeper pink during sexual activity. John's would be pale, probably only a shade or two darker than his original skintone and then he flushes a very deep and dark red during intercourse.

[someone in a second Discord server asked me if I was going to survey the Beatles' relatives and try to build visual profiles based off their appearances in order to build a bigger skintone chart that can tell us more about the Beatles’ blush patterns.]

What it would actually require is examining photos of male genitalia from the same ethno groups that the Beatles belong to, keeping in mind that even for their time their families were heavily mixed thru intermarriage between Irish and Anglos. I don't mind doing it but it would take a while so examining their lip colors is suitable for now.

We live in a world where there's no Paul McCartney Only Fans and I can't pay money to see his asshole get railed with a knotted Bad Dragon dildo. truly we live in the darkest timeline.

namaste — Today at 9:32 PM John slept with Bowie who you know... I’d think your description explains why that was not repeated. He probably couldn’t sit down for a week. Sang fairly high in Fame.

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 9:32 PM bingo

namaste — Today at 9:32 PM We’re breaking ground here as always.

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 9:33 PM I'm sure john and paul are both very tight tbh though paul probably remained so and struggled to relax -- made it good for john though, I don't think he's the type who would complain about it.

Leggy Maddingway — Today at 9:37 PM otherwise I believe your guesses about their hygiene and the scents they used are spot on. wouldn't surprise me at all if Paul was hairy down there, someone on reddit reminded me that it's about what's between the cheeks not necessarily on... its not unusual to have hair there either. It's one of those things that gives Paul a masculine edge to salt his femininity, I doubt John had any complaints considering the caliber of men he was used to hooking up with.

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From these discussions and my own thoughts, I built the new and improved Beatles butthole chart. Please let me know what you guys think. I will be updating this post if any new information comes to light or if I find my notes from my Anatomy class. Cheers!

[kennak]

理財局長に就任[編集] 2016年6月17日、佐川は理財局長に就任[20]。同年6月20日、財務省近畿財務局は、学校法人森友学園との間で豊中市の国有地についての売買契約を締結した。売却金額は非公開とされた[25][26]。 2017年2月8日、豊中市議会議員の木村真は、国が森友学園に売却した国有地の代金が公開されないのは不当だとして、開示を求める訴えを大阪地裁に起こした[26][注 1]。2月9日、朝日新聞が、払い下げの国有地に新設予定の安倍晋三記念小学校の名誉校長が安倍昭恵であること、森友学園側に契約違反があった場合、国が「1億3400万円」で買い戻す特約がついていたこと、森友学園の籠池泰典理事長が売却額が買い戻し特約と同額と認めたこと、売却額は同じ規模の近隣国有地の10分の1であること、籠池が日本会議大阪の役員を務めていることなどを報じた[28]。2月10日、同紙の報道を受け、財務省は一転して売却価格は1億3400万円であると公表した。売却価格が格安になった理由については「地下に大量のごみがあったため」と説明した[29]。 公文書改ざん[編集] 2017年2月15日の衆議院財務金融委員会を皮切りに野党の追及が始まる。日本共産党の宮本岳志は、国交省職員から土壌汚染除去費用の総額を聞き出し、佐川に対しても質問を行った[30]。 同年2月17日、安倍晋三首相は衆議院予算委員会で民進党の福島伸享から追及を受けると「私や妻が関係していたということになれば、まさに私は、それはもう間違いなく総理大臣も国会議員もやめるということははっきりと申し上げておきたい」と答弁した[31][32][33]。2月23日午後、森友学園は「瑞穂の國記念小學院」の公式サイトから、安倍昭恵の写真と挨拶文を削除した[34]。 同年2月22日、佐川と財務省大臣官房総括審議官の太田充は菅義偉官房長官に官邸に呼ばれ、国有地売却の経緯などについて説明した[35][36]。 2月17日の衆議院予算委員会、2月24日の同予算委員会、同日の同財務金融委員会のいずれかの委員会において、安倍の秘書官の一人が十数メートル先に座る佐川に歩み寄り、「もっと強気で行け。PMより」と書かれた1枚のメモを手渡した[37][注 2]。2月24日、佐川は衆議院予算委員会で「森友学園との交渉や面会の記録は速やかに廃棄した」と答弁した[21]。同日午後、内閣官房長官長官記者会見で、記者は佐川の廃棄発言について菅に質問した。菅は「面会等の記録についてはその保存期間は1年未満とされている」と示したうえで、「契約書を含む国有財産の取得および処分に関する決裁文書については30年間の保存期間が定められており、そこにほとんどの部分が書かれてある」から問題はないと説明した[38]。 同年2月26日、財務省は、国有地売却の決裁文書から安倍昭恵、鴻池祥肇の秘書、平沼赳夫の秘書、北川イッセイの副大臣秘書官らに関する記述を「できる限り早急に」削除するよう、近畿財務局の職員7人にメールで指示[注 3]。近畿財務局は同日から文書の改竄を開始した[39][42]。安倍首相と籠池の関係を指し示す記述も改竄が行われ、「籠池康博氏は、『日本会議大阪代表・運営委員』を始めとする諸団体に関与」「日本会議と連携する組織として、超党派による『日本会議国会議員懇談会』が平成9年5月に設立され、現在、会長に平沼赳夫議員、副会長に安倍晋三総理らが就任」などの文言が削除された[43][44][45]。 同年3月20日、財務省国有財産審理室は、近畿財務局職員に「局長からの指示により、調書につきまして、現在までの国会答弁を踏まえた上で、作成するよう直接指示がありました」と記されたメールを送信した[40][41]。当該メールは、元近畿財務局職員の赤木俊夫が改竄の経緯をまとめた文書（通称「赤木ファイル」）に保存されており、佐川の関与は、そののちファイルが公開されたことで明確なものになった[46]。 同年4月3日、衆議院決算行政監視委員会で、「行政文書は紙もパソコン上のデータも同様に取り扱いにしている。データは短期間で自動的に消去され、復元できないようなシステムになっている」と答弁した[47][48]。4月7日、部下の中尾睦理財局次長は衆議院内閣委員会で「自動消去という機能は基本的にない。データを削除した場合は14日間は復元可能だが、それを超えると復元できない。通常の職員はそういうことはできない仕組みになっている」と述べ、佐川の答弁を事実上訂正した。4月10日、財務省情報管理室の担当者は朝日新聞の取材に応じ、「復元は難しいが、できないとは断言できない」と復元の可能性を認めた[48]。しかし佐川は4月12日の衆議院財務金融委員会で「電子データも文書管理規則にのっとり、紙と同様に削除している。その後、一定期間が経過すれば、自動的に削除される」「専門家においてもデータの復元ができないと聞いている」と主張し続けた。また、「財務省全体として大量のデータを日々追加、更新しており、サーバーの容量にほとんど余裕がない中で、（削除されたデータは）日々置き換わっている状況だ」と述べた[48]。 同年5月15日、市民団体「健全な法治国家のために声をあげる市民の会」（代表：八木啓代）は、財務省が森友学園との交渉記録を廃棄したとして、佐川、迫田英典、田中一穂、中尾睦、武内良樹、田村嘉啓、池田靖ら7人に対する公用文書等毀棄容疑での告発状を東京地方検察庁に提出した[49][50][51]（東京地検はのちに被疑事件を大阪地方検察庁特別捜査部に移送した[52]）。 同年7月4日、財務省は、佐川を7月5日付で国税庁長官とする人事を発表した[3]。自由党の森裕子は「あからさまな論功行賞の人事だ。首相を守るため、『ありえない』答弁を平然と繰り返して栄転された」と反発。与党の閣僚経験者も「事実に背を向けてでも、官邸の意向に従っていれば出世できるというあしき前例になる」と述べ、起用した政府の姿勢を疑問視した。これらの声に対し麻生財務相と菅義偉官房長官は「適材適所」と口をそろえた[3][53]。 大阪地検特捜部は豊中市議会議員の木村真らが3月に行った刑事告発[54][55]を一旦は受理したものの、背任容疑の捜査に手間取っていた。そこで近畿財務局のコンピュータから押収したデータをもとに、先に公文書の変造容疑を固めることにした。同年夏から秋にかけてDF（デジタルフォレンジック）センター準備室がデータの復元および解析を行い、決済文書改ざんの痕跡を突き止めた[56]。 財務省を退官[編集] 2018年3月2日、朝日新聞が一面トップで、国有地取引をめぐる決裁文書が書き換えられている疑いを初めて報じた[4]。同年3月7日、赤木俊夫が神戸市内の自宅で自殺した[57]。翌8日、近畿財務局管財部長の楠敏志が赤木の家を弔問した[58]。 同年3月9日、佐川は麻生太郎財務大臣に、国税庁長官の職を辞し、退職したい旨を申し出た[5]。政府は持ち回り閣議で佐川の辞任を認める人事を決定した[59]。赤木の死について記者から問われると、佐川は「今日のニュースで知った」と答えた[58]。 同日夜、麻生は記者会見し、「国有財産行政に対する信頼を損なったことを踏まえ、減給20％3ヶ月分の懲戒処分を実施する」と述べ、同時に処分を科したことを明らかにした[60][22]。辞任を申し出た理由は「（1）理財局長当時の国会対応が丁寧さを欠いており、混乱をもたらした。（2）行政文書の管理について指摘を受けた。（3）書き換え疑惑のある決裁文書について、担当局長であった」の三点とされた[61]。矢野康治財務省大臣官房長の財務金融委答弁によると、額にすると約66万円の減給となり、退職金4999万円から差し引かれた[62]。 同年3月12日、財務省は「14件の決裁文書を書き換えた」ことを認め[63]、「決裁文書の書き換えの状況」と題する書き換え前と書き換え後の対照表を公表した[64]。3月13日付の読売新聞夕刊は、自殺した職員（赤木）の遺書に「本省の指示で文書を書き換えさせられた」との記述があると報じた[65]。 同年3月27日、佐川は衆参両院の予算委員会で証人喚問を受けた[66][67]。文書改ざんの指示などに関する質問に対して「刑事訴追の恐れがある」との理由により証言を拒否した答弁は40回以上に及んだ[68]。ただし、自民党の丸川珠代から「安倍総理からの指示はありませんでしたね」「安倍総理夫人からの指示もありませんでしたね」と聞かれると、それぞれ「ございませんでした」と明確に答えた。丸川は「官邸の官房長官、官房副長官、総理秘書官、安倍総理の秘書官、麻生財務大臣、麻生財務大臣の秘書官、財務省の事務次官、官房長などの大臣官房、他の局の幹部」からの指示はあったかと繰り返し尋ね、佐川はそのたびに立ち上がり「ございませんでした」と答えた[69][68][70][71]。 同年5月31日、大阪地検特捜部は、佐川ら財務省幹部38人全員を不起訴処分とした[72][73]。同年6月4日、財務省は「森友学園案件に係る決裁文書の改ざん等に関する調査報告書」を公表するとともに[74]、退職者2人を含む幹部ら20人の処分を発表した。佐川は停職3ヶ月の懲戒処分を受けた[75]。 2019年3月15日、大阪第一検察審査会は、不起訴処分とした38人のうち、有印公文書変造・同行使容疑などで佐川ら6人、背任容疑などで管財部次長の小西眞ら4人について「不起訴不当」と議決した[注 4]。しかし同年8月9日、大阪地検特捜部は佐川ら10人を再び不起訴処分とした[79]。 赤木雅子による提訴[編集] 2020年3月18日発売の『週刊文春』3月26日号が、総計15ページにわたる森友学園問題の特集記事を組み、赤木が死の直前に書いた手記全文を掲載した[80][81][82]。手記には「元は、すべて、佐川理財局長の指示です」「佐川理財局長の指示を受けた、財務本省理財局幹部、杉田補佐が過剰に修正箇所を決め、杉田氏の修正した文書を近畿局で差し替えしました」と記されていた[83][84]。 同年3月18日、赤木の妻の赤木雅子は、国に約1億700万円、佐川に約550万円の損害賠償を求め、大阪地裁に訴えを提起した[85]。雅子の弁護団は同日、手記全文を公表した[83][86]。 2021年12月15日、国は、自殺と森友学園問題に関する決裁文書改竄作業との因果関係を認め「請求認諾」を行ない、訴訟を終結させた[87]。 2022年2月9日、大阪地裁で口頭弁論が開かれ、赤木雅子は、佐川側が賠償請求を認めて「認諾」をすることを避け、尋問などで改ざんの経緯を明らかにするため、賠償請求額を550万円から1650万円に増やした[88]。 同年9月16日、赤木雅子、川内博史、辻恵らは、情報開示請求に「不存在」と虚偽の理由で不開示決定をされたとして、佐川、元理財局総務課長の中村稔、元同局国有財産審理室長の田村嘉啓の3人に対する虚偽有印公文書作成・同行使容疑の告発状を東京地検特捜部に提出した[89][90][91][92]。 同年11月25日、大阪地裁は、佐川に対する1650万円の損害賠償を求める裁判で、「公務員の個人責任を認める法的根拠は見いだしがたい」として請求を棄却した。佐川は裁判中は公の場所へはいっさい出ず、当該裁判においては代理弁護士まで出廷しなかった[93][94]。同年12月2日、赤木雅子は控訴した[95]。 同年12月27日、東京地検特捜部は、虚偽有印公文書作成・同行使容疑の刑事告発についていずれも嫌疑不十分で不起訴とした[96]。 2023年5月1日、佐川に損害賠償を求めた訴訟の控訴審で、赤木雅子は、一審で認められなかった佐川への本人尋問を実施するよう大阪高裁に申請した。またそのほかに、中村稔、田村嘉啓、近畿財務局の赤木俊夫の上司ら計4人の証人尋問も求めた[97][98]。同年9月13日に控訴審第1回口頭弁論が大阪高裁で行われ、黒野功久裁判長は「尋問を実施する必要がない」として佐川の尋問を認めず、結審した[99]。同年12月19日、大阪高裁は1審判決を支持し、赤木雅子の控訴を棄却した。判決理由で黒野裁判長は、赤木雅子が佐川に経緯の説明や謝��を求めていることについて、「誠意を尽くした説明や謝罪があってしかるべきとも考えられるが、法的義務を課すことは困難」と言及した[100]。27日、赤木雅子側は判決を不服として上告した[101]。

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