#8/19/18

[saturnaous]

funfact I’m extremely susceptible to timetravel shenanigans. aus save me

[rotzxd]

The Definition Of Cozy Gaming !

[yabagofmilfs]

Wild prediction about our three goalies once Ned is healthy?

behind a cut for the safety of the jarry army

ned gets healthy, blomma sent back down :(

ned outperforms jarry, blomma continues to kill it on the baby pens

jarry is traded to the avs at the deadline

ned and blomma are the A/B pair going into the last stretch

[westanovencleaner]

one more question

Summary:

"'Because you’re my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?' Percy did have another question, as he remembered how she twisted apart the Oreo instead of simply breaking it in half. 'Can you teach me how to split an Oreo like that?'" In which Percy has some questions, and Annabeth has some simple answers.

a percy jackson birthday oneshot :)

[nyanaknifegal]

A Date to Remember <3

[portlandwithyou]

Dr. Longball- Time Stamp Roulette

[a-gay-bloodmage]

Never Have I Ever Sucked a Cock

(Thom x Mallory Trevelyan)

With the Iron Bull now a tal-vashoth, Blackwall revealed to be a murderer, and the Herald of Andraste now an open cross-dresser, the Inquisition in dire need of a morale boost. Thankfully, Sera knows just the drinking game to get everyone's mind off of the less fun secrets.

What's this? A "Keep Reading" divider on one of my fics? Insane!

First off, I'd like to extend a special thank you to @stenshale for spurring me to commit to re-doing this fic! I'm so glad I did! Hope you enjoy, beloved mutual!

I thought it'd be fun to include a list of all the questions played in the game of Never Have I Ever, mainly because I'm so curious to know how many drinks other peoples' characters would have had to take!

Never have I ever... 

1. ... fucked a girl  2. ... gotten kicked by a horse 3. ... vomited after drinking  4. ... knitted  5. ... had hair longer than my nipple  6. ... gone more than a week without a bath (including streams, so long as there's soap) 7. ... been to the opera  8. ... pantsed myself on the battlefield  9. ... gotten challenged to a fight in the middle of a piss  10. ... been picked up and dangled by a Qunari  11. ... instigated a tavern brawl by slapping a man on the ass  12. ... pissed myself  13. ... fisted someone  14. ... sucked a cock  15. ... faked my identity  16. ... slept with a man  17. ... accepted coin for sex  18. ... stripped in public  19. ... bottomed for a bas 20. ... had sex drunk  21. ... worn a dress  22. ... slept with a mage  23. ... slept with a dwarf  24. ... had sex in a barn  25. ... watched two unknowing people go at it  26. ... taken it up the back entrance  27. ... used a sex toy  28. ... been eaten out  29. ... slept with an elf  30. ... been tied up during sex  31. ... fucked a shem 32. ... had my cock sucked 

[jtl-fics]

Math nerd AU! 🧮🤓

WIP Wednesday - Closed (8/30/23) | Math Nerd AU

Neil nods, "I'm sure I did." he agrees, "Still, thanks." he repeats before holding up the envelope of coupons. "I'm going to hit the bathroom real quick first then I'll be all set to go." he says getting to his own feet.

Andrew, who had already stood, nodded and sat back down.

Aaron waited for Neil to get a fair distance away before he turned to his brother. "You've been glaring daggers at him this entire time and you agreed to take him to the grocery store?" he asks incredulous. "This is just what my face looks like." Andrew argues looking away. "I owe him, for the fuel points card." he adds. "What's your point?" he asks.

"I thought you said he wasn't even interesting enough to care about?" he hisses.

"He isn't. I'm just in this for the Ben n' Jerrys he promised." which might be the truth if it didn't sound like Andrew had offered the ride and if Aaron wasn't looking at his brother's red ears.

[give-grian-rights]

can someone tell me why im being abnormal about a character i've barely touched the content of. like yay yippie i watched like 20 hours of you. there's fucking 80 years of content get me OUT OF HERE?

[silly-anon]

Specific Hermitcraft rules cuz I'm bored:

1) Grian is to not have TnT unsupervised - X

2) Grian is required to go to therapy 3 times a week - X

3) Doc, leave the Ender Dragon in this time - X

4) No copious amounts of chickens or boats - X

5) STOP PUTTING POISON IN SOUP - X

6) Joel sleepwalks, stop pestering him about it - Etho Efo

7) No changing people's names on the rule board - X

8) I am going to stare until you go to bed, stop complaining - Keralis

9) Bdubs is only allowed to skip the night twice a week - X

10) No voids! - X

11) The moon is not big, stop joking about it - X

12) Baby shark is banned - X

13) Grian is banned from making music - X

14) Pearl is not allowed to flip animals that are not hers - Grian

15) Pearl is not allowed to disappear into space to get out of trouble - Grian

16) Do not wind up Pearl - Grian

17) Xisuma is not allowed to lock his office door - Keralis

18) Ren is not allowed to continue the Martren bit - Grian

19) Scar must accept that help is okay and that he's allowed to ask for it - Cub

20) STOP SUMMONING LIZZIE JOEL! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT?! - Gem

21) Skizz, please stop trying to fly without an elytra - Impulse

22) Tango needs to be seen outside of his projects at least twice a day - Zed

23) Joe is flammable, that is not an excuse to set him on fire - X

[camphalfblooddsblog]

"Welcome, to Camp Half Blood"

The Satyr says to you, as you enter the gateway into the camp. You're soon greeted by 20 counselors, of the 20 cabins. -"Oh, you're new... right? Just try to listen to Luna or someone else.." -Callum! Cabin 15 Counselor{Hypnos} -"Not another stupid camper.. I guess welcome. Don't try to get into my cabin unless invited, got it?"- Noctris! Cabin 12 Counselor{Dionysus} -"This is not a large Dr. Pepper with Milk duds.."- Luca! Cabin 6 Counselor{Athena} -"Welcome to the camp, kid! Here's to a fun time, hopefully."- Juno! Cabin 18 counselor{Hebe} -"No, you cannot sell the Athena Cabin weed.."- Luna! Cabin 13 Counselor and camp administrator{Hades} -"Nice to see another demi-god here! If you need directions, I'm no Hermes, but I can sure try!"- Hal! Cabin 17 Counselor{Nike} -"Don't just start a war with the Nike Cabin. Thank you."- Finnely! Cabin 5 Counselor{Ares} You're not sure about it yet, but you think you might like it here ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We have a super cool and supportive discord server!! To join, please DM us if you'd like to join!!!! *Note from the writer(Hal): I made this. And y'all should totally join Nike cabin <3

[yourfriend-red]

While that is true, I woke up with a splitting headache and the driest mouth. On a cold marble floor with what seems like a stranger standing over me who claims to know me in a house I do not recognize. Do you not see the..inherent problem with that?

If I had taken a fall, why were medics not contacted? Why answer my question in such a vague and dodgy way?

Who are you? How do we know each other? Where am I?

-Magma

Whoa there, friend! Take a breath, it's quite alright. Just.. take a moment, alright? It will come back.

[b3ani-art]

4/4 final pieces I did for Inktober

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Me trying to explain that in order for Christopher Diaz to be 14 in season 8, then he had to be born in 2010, meaning that Shannon and Eddie were closer to 18 when he was born, not 19:

[bugmistake]

sometimes its so crazy to realize that there's actually a lot of things i like. that i thought i didn't like because i was a depressed teenager. i love being outside! i love swimming! i love talking to people! even strangers sometimes! i love getting dressed in fun outfits and doing makeup! i love reading and going to art museums! i just thought i was doomed forever to a life of complete and total apathy and void! and now look at me! still a little shaky but i'm doing it!!!!!

[ryebreadedd]

Splatoon fans love rushing to make any woman in their early 20s a mother.