#69% battery
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I am fucking begging you all. Please please PLEASE do not be like this.
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It's on mobile too. You cannot escape the worm titties.
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speaking of absolutely nothing but my inner monologue, you all are so lucky I'm not hornyposting on here. I'm a benevolent blogger and sparing my poor followers
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😭😭😭 I deserve this
#lowkey toxtricty is one of my all time favourite pokemon you don’t understand#and it’s a girl like my tox tox in shield omg#pokemon go#pokemon#toxtricity#Melli plays#battery at 69% Arceus bless us all
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I hate when im wearing makeup and think of the quote "pig in lipstick" then I remember I'm so hot and look great in red.
#lipstick#so hot and sexy#im so sexy#maybe im over compensating#to avoid admitting insecurities#my battery is at 69%
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Teehee!
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"our eyes meet and i can tell you're the same as me" is just louis' sappy poetic metaphorical way of saying that he's got an incredibly good gaydar and that's on him being a brilliant songwriter in this essay i will,
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Anyway actually I think I quite like being horror and madness and an Outer Alien even in the world of Outer Aliens
There is love in consuming flesh. there is consuming flesh in nature. the world is alive and the Earth is my wife which means she is both a beautiful woman and a writhing undulating eternally morphing pile of flesh and bones and teeth and eyes and also I am my own wife.
#Pointing in the mirror. you. this bitch. youre a god with all the aspects I love. not sure if I want to eat you or be you#god I was going to change some sort of icon or url to something involving ouroboros earlier after Something the other day lmfao#DO NOT POINT OUT I HAVE 69% BATTERY WHEN I SAY THAT ME#ramblings //#Fair point though. Double ouroboros. Starting to wonder if that goddamn word is part of the inspiration for the name Auborron#Auborron in that context gives the vibes of the snake turning around and biting itself the other way which. well. that's me
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Today marks 69 days since I first saw Beetlejuice The Musical! That's 69 😉 days of Beetlejuice Brain Rot keeping a firm grip and probably not letting go until I get to see it again in April (on 4/20 no less!) So to commemorate, I did my first test run of cosplay/makeup and made my first prop. The engineering part of my brain told me I had to do it to scale, so scale and trace it I did. I chose to make it out of felt to make it a bit stiffer while adding texture. Also chose a glitter felt for the "B" because ✨theater✨. Bonus, my BJ-colored/tuxedo cat being a little demon and interrupting my work.
#beetlejuice musical#beetlejuice cosplay#coincidentally my battery was at 69% when i posted this#I'm an adult making terrible jokes haha
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maybe it's just me, but all the bots following me indeed have great names but they're all cut off like this.
#i see through your site-appropriate username attempts#cyborg rambles#also 69% battery remaining nice
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Why must you haunt me, Karamatsu?
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new quiz answer these questions and i’ll assign u an anime hair color & gender
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I love being friends with people and then following them on here and seeing the kinds of posts they like.
Suffice to say, I should probably not scroll Tumblr in public.
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okay y'all say this here, now, but tumblr literally requires an account of people i send https://jodediah.tumblr.com/archive to. i used to freely share my /archive as if it were a portfolio link, but now i've gotta tack on a ["they unfortunately ask you to log in. i really oughta make my own portfolio website"] every time. 😩😩😩😩😩
#committing oedipus over the enshittification of the wourld wide webb#no the 69% battery was not intentional#happy little trees
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