#69% battery

[alphawolfenby]

I am fucking begging you all. Please please PLEASE do not be like this.

[dennydreadful]

It's on mobile too. You cannot escape the worm titties.

[neververy4]

[chussy]

speaking of absolutely nothing but my inner monologue, you all are so lucky I'm not hornyposting on here. I'm a benevolent blogger and sparing my poor followers

[virtualtidalwavetidalwave]

I hate when im wearing makeup and think of the quote "pig in lipstick" then I remember I'm so hot and look great in red.

[allysdelta]

Teehee!

[finexbright]

"our eyes meet and i can tell you're the same as me" is just louis' sappy poetic metaphorical way of saying that he's got an incredibly good gaydar and that's on him being a brilliant songwriter in this essay i will,

[blackvahana]

Anyway actually I think I quite like being horror and madness and an Outer Alien even in the world of Outer Aliens

There is love in consuming flesh. there is consuming flesh in nature. the world is alive and the Earth is my wife which means she is both a beautiful woman and a writhing undulating eternally morphing pile of flesh and bones and teeth and eyes and also I am my own wife.

[do-not-fear-a-nerd-is-here]

Today marks 69 days since I first saw Beetlejuice The Musical! That's 69 😉 days of Beetlejuice Brain Rot keeping a firm grip and probably not letting go until I get to see it again in April (on 4/20 no less!) So to commemorate, I did my first test run of cosplay/makeup and made my first prop. The engineering part of my brain told me I had to do it to scale, so scale and trace it I did. I chose to make it out of felt to make it a bit stiffer while adding texture. Also chose a glitter felt for the "B" because ✨theater✨. Bonus, my BJ-colored/tuxedo cat being a little demon and interrupting my work.

[cyborgpulsebooks]

maybe it's just me, but all the bots following me indeed have great names but they're all cut off like this.

[skarphedinn]

Why must you haunt me, Karamatsu?

[trash-user]

new quiz answer these questions and i’ll assign u an anime hair color & gender

[lady3pod]

I love being friends with people and then following them on here and seeing the kinds of posts they like.

Suffice to say, I should probably not scroll Tumblr in public.

[extragalaxtic-cosmos]

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[mindofjode]

okay y'all say this here, now, but tumblr literally requires an account of people i send https://jodediah.tumblr.com/archive to. i used to freely share my /archive as if it were a portfolio link, but now i've gotta tack on a ["they unfortunately ask you to log in. i really oughta make my own portfolio website"] every time. 😩😩😩😩😩