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had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there
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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
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my clock has broke and i cant fix it :/
#like is it worth anything no#but i like it and i dont want a different one#but alas i cant fix it ://#rip my clock
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man i could devour a maccies rn
#i cant though coz i will get asked where i am going#and maccies at 11:30pm will not pass without severe judgement#boo hiss
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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.
#the day i had my own personal chauffeur to work#love an empty bus#an it was electric#much better than my car right?#i mean i didnt have to drive so
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@kakatieie
*girl who wakes up at noon voice* how is it this late already
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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I hate Sharknado so much because it's a bad movie on purpose. And I LOVE bad movies, one of my favorite date ideas is to look for bad movies to watch and make jokes about, but bad movies are bad because they tried to do something good and they failed, they had an hilariously low budget, they're terrible sequels, or they're just B-movies and you can't tell they didn't care. That's what makes them bad, that's what makes them B-movies.
Sharknado is INTENTIONALLY bad and it's not even subtle about it. Which makes it boring because ironically, it's succesful at being bad. Bad movies are not succesful, they're so bad they're freely available at YouTube because nobody cares to copyright strike them because they're so bad. Sharknado is a parody, it's not even that good at it (it's way too overproduced ironically) not a sci-fi movie that failed at being good, which are the kind of bad movies I love watching.
I think the Sharknado sequels count as bad movies because they try so hard to be bad movies they fail at being good parodies and thus become truly bad movies, but a failed parody is the least fun kind of movie.
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