#my battery was at 69% oh my god

[zabala0z]

Hi!! I went back to my notes. I need to scratch that itch in my brain (writing down information) anyways, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A 15TH ENTITY?????

Mag 134: Time of Revelation

As you can tell from my above comment, I am very surprised. How was I supposed to know. The Extinction. Again, killer name. Is that what's going to be the main villain of this season? Thats what it feels like so far. Also, interesting The Web and The End never tried a ritual. Plus, the idea of The Extinction wiping us out to replace us with another race to fear it in return. Thats cool. But that makes me think are we like part of the cycle? Was there a race before us but then they got wiped out. I guess not because The Extinction is a newer entity. Okay ignore that

One thing that's been bouncing around my brain is like..if any rituals worked. Like these entities have been around for I dunno since fear was possible I guess. Rituals, while they take centuries to set up, would be pretty common to succeed so I'm just wondering if any entity succeeded in a ritual that led to the world now.

I still don't like Peter. "Hopefully our patron" SHUT UP. Also love that Martin helped out Jon with all those recorders. Because Jon can sense them. though I guess he didn't know that

MAG 135: Dark Matter

The last of the trio of statements (MAG 57, MAG 106). I did point out that in MAG 106, her fingertips were burned. I guess its because she handled a god damn SUN. A DARK SUN?? Anyways Maxwell Rayner appearance, woo. Also, an explanation behind Daedalus which i throughly enjoyed. Although the part about the nyctophobe being used as a battery did make me genuinely sick to my stomach. Dunno why that was the most unnerving part of this podcast to me.

Anyways, a ritual for The Dark. Took them a while, like a solid 4 years. in Norway too. Home of Jurgen leitner. You would think killing Rayner would stop them but no! Cant be that hard to end their ritual, just point a flashlight at them

MAG 136: The Puppeteer

I love seeing different perspectives to the same story oh my god. Anyways this is related to MAG 110, obviously. I wonder if neil lagorio knew about..The Web from the beginning. Was he in cahoots? They said he would send people to watch previews of his movies and they were never the same so i feel like he was. Plus he was described with no warmth behind his eyes and that sounds very not human so.

Annabelle Cain. She popped up before in MAG 69. Nice to see she's branching off to other hobbies like killing old men. I think she killed him at least. And now that were talking about her, I'm reminded of Jons zippo lighter with the web design. Did she somehow send it? Because that zippo lighter was given to him in like s1 and it hasn't been used for any plot important stuff and I'm getting antsy over it, who sent it, I swear to god. Chekhov's Lighter.

Also, "there's me, Melanie, Basira-" "Traumatized, traumatized, paranoid" that is the funniest thing wtf. Another thing, I am very worried about Melanies therapist. like very. Melanie please be careful girl

MAG 137: nemesis

War statements always make me feel bad. So Wallis Turner gave this statement at the Pu Songling Research Centre (MAG 105) which is yknow the sister institute. I wonder if they serve The Eye as well. Anyways "Nemesis" appeared before in MAG 105. Im guessing the entity related to this is The Slaughter. Crazy their ritual failed, those losers. The Risen War. God why are all the names so cool.

ALSO, Eric. What did Gertrude mean about telling gerry about following in his dads footsteps? I checked my notes and in Mary Keays statement, it's implied Eric serves The End. At least that's what I got. he did get a gruesome end. Sorry.

I think that's everything. I see the next statement is Robert Smirke, oh my god. I need to know what this insane architect was up to, I'm so excited.

[theorist-influencer-untitled]

4.4.24 Thursday

10:23 am

I still have windblow... I'm out of budget soon... I'm planning to apply tomorrow... Whew! Though I wanted to be with Pilot Garret... My ideal is to be with Pilot Garret... I'm self-pitying already...

On Mark I will feel HURT if you are just here and a Mickey Mouse for so long and laughing at my back... It HURTS...

Nana is sick now, having flu... I bought her bioflu meds and cleared my credits again...

Thanks Jp & Ely for being a true friend...

Or probably next week around Mon. To Wed. I need to prepare again.... I always need to review for subject verb agreement test though basics but it is not usually used on conversation...In conversing using English medium I always do 69 coz I have my way to deliver it, the way my "Speech and Power" teacher taught me... It is "English Conversation"... Now you get it why I'm so proud of 69!

10:40 am

But on the case of Pilot Garret,hmm.... How will I do 69 with him??? Probably just on the face , give him full of kisses...But basically a RIDER!

My dream guy these days...

12:11 noon

I still have windblow... It is really unfair in my part since 2007... They damaged my entire my life...

17 years, I feel frustrated being just here... They stopped my growth... I wanna leave Cavite and they are just pulling me down for nothing...

What did I do wrong?? Did I harm them???

12:15 noon

It is not really my ideal thing to be a call center agent but a particular group damaged my entire LIFE since 2007!

They wanted me unfairly DEAD!!!

I'm 44 already,in reality the only company who can accept my age is "Call Center or Being an Artist"... But being an artist on TV is a chance and a lot of work and needs an organization.

They always damage my career in call center that I can't speak English and I have a bad accent and I don't understand Filipino's mind!!!

Where is Mitchang? Did she give me a "simple battery"?

I hate it I had yaya's! I lost my position!!!

I lost my position for 17 years, that supposed to be I'm back from the past years... Then they stopped me on growing...

12:47 noon

I still have windblow...

I wanna travel...I wanna buy Starbucks everyday... What about my future??? My good positioning in life. I didn't harm them...They always stole my good life away from me...

12:54 noon

If only Pilot Garret can read this, my heart's content... Good act is a symbol of being a child of God! I mean I was a middle-class, my upbringing... I was'nt able to go back... Seeing you there accidentally, you captured my heart....

Life is a big choice and big decision. I've been waiting for it for so long and Life here is a big lie... A liar God who just wanted to check out if someone will take me then he will take me back coz it is his just big Fake Ego!

This is a Tagalog Song of Gary Valenciano, one of the artist here in the Philippines. It is about if God is still sleeping and if God is hearing you. But here in the Philippines God is a Lie! 17 years you think I should trust my God here...

It is also about you as as person can make choices for yourself and future road...

Will Pilot Garret will take me as his flesh??? Or will he allow me to take one of his ribs???

2:36 pm

He is 10 years younger... So, what??? I can always be a Barbie in time... One child with him... If he will allow me to take one of his ribs? But I don't wanna be ugly...

Oh! But he doesn't want to have a child... He wants to be happy forever... Shit! He got a gf but not thinking of having a child...

4:28 pm

I still have windblow... I feel bitterish... I wanna leave Cavite...

8:03 pm

He was so pretty 10 months ago and still pretty until now...

Tell me more Pilot Garret about that 20/20 road...

8:29 pm

I have lower abdominal cramps and I feel like vomiting....I was doing my jack-knife coz I hate gaining too much most specially I'm single and bitter and I feel fat, old and ugly...

I have my full menstruation today... I feel bitter coz I wanna get pregnant coz I'm 44 already, hoping to have Pilot Garret...

I have windblow... It is so happy to have a baby if I want the face and if the man is willing to take me into him or give his one rib to me... I hate being ugly...

8:48 pm

I feel bitter here... I feel HURT here in the Philippines... I feel super HURT! I feel super HURT underneath me... 17 years ... I feel super HURT... Unfair!!!

[hipvehop]

2023'ün En Sevdiğim 178 Hip Hop Albümü

Geleneksel yıllık liste. İlk 14 albümden sonra sıralamaya pek takılmaya gerek yok. Tamamen kendi sevdiğim albümler, listenin bir iddiası yok. Ne biliyim albüm keşfetmek isteyen olur, ya da geçen sene gözden kaçırdıklarına bakmak isteyen olur vs. onlar için liste işte. Yalnızca İngilizce hip hop albümleri. EP’lere yer vermedim. Ha bir de tam puan verdiğim albüm olmadı bu sene ne yazık ki. AYO:

1 - Tha God Fahim & NicoJP - Chess Moves 2 - WiFiGawd & Soudiere - 36 Chambers of Pressure, Vol. 2 3 - Death at the Derby - Capitano 4 - enkay & New Villain - From the Villain With Love II 5 - Nonazz & LUNAR - Tread Lightly 6 - Flee Lord & Crisis - 2-3 Zone 7 - NODUO - Noduo 8 - J. Arrr - Hoop Dreams 3 9 - Departure - Composition 10 - Apollo Brown & Planet Asia - Sardines 11 - Minus & Jay Influential - Surprise! 12 - Upfront & Badhabitz - Headrush 13 - Waterr & Spanish Ran - The Policy Kings 14 - E Murda & Shots Almigh - Loyalty Makes You Related

15 - Estee Nack x V Don - BRAP! 16 - MIKE, Wiki & The Alchemist - Faith is a Rock 17 - Mach-Hommy & Tha God Fahim - Notorious Dump Legends Volume 2 18 - slowthai - UGLY 19 - Nas - Magic 3 20 - Aesop Rock - Integrated Tech Solutions 21 - El Michels Affair & Black Thought - Glorious Game 22 - Conway the Machine & Jae Skeese - Pain Provided Profit 23 - Nas - Magic 2 24 - Chris Crack - Battery Operated Simps 25 - Tesla’s Ghost & Purpose - B.L.O.O.D (Blood Lines of Original Dynasties) 26 - Jay Royale - Criminal Discourse 27 - Larry June & The Alchemist - The Great Escape 28 - Koralle - Insomnia 29 - Postman L - Treasure Chest Pieces 30 - All Hail Y.T. x Observe since ‘98 - ILL Gotten Gains 31 - Tha God Fahim x Oh No the Disrupt - Berserko 32 - Paul Wall & Termanology - Start Finish Repeat 33 - Matt Mars & Bloodblixing - Blxxd Moon 3: Gangsta Edition 34 - Starker x Theravada - Spiridon 35 - Mickey Diamond & Mallori Knox - Nobody Bleeds Like Flair 36 - Vic Spencer & August Fanon - Psychological Cheat Sheet 4 37 - Vega7 the Ronin & Superior - Sleep Is the Cousin 38 - Jehst - Mork Calling Orson 39 - Zotiyac - Pretense 40 - Theravada & zoomo - Waste Management 41 - Times Change - DifferenTimes 42 - Tha God Fahim x Mike Shabb - Dump Gawd Rhyme Pays 43 - Rahiem Supreme x Wino Willy - Snake & Crane Secret 44 - Deniro and RoadsArt - Robbie Deniro 6 45 - Shaykh Hanif & MichaelAngelo - Wilderness of North America 46 - Matt Mars & Deadbent Inc. - Dream Rotation 47 - Substantial - Adultish 48 - Alaska & Steel Tipped Dove - The Structural Dynamics of Flow 49 - Tha God Fahim - Dump Gawd Reloaded 50 - Lloyd Banks - Halloween Havoc IV: The 72nd Hr 51 - MIKE - Burning Desire 52 - Obnoxious - Sic Audio 53 - Tha God Fahim - Tha Supreme Hoarder of All Pristine Wealth 54 - Rasheed Chappell & The Arcitype - Sugar Bills 55 - 38 Spesh - Gunsmoke 56 - Papo2oo4 - PAP on P.E.D’s 57 - Funky DL - I am Reuben 58 - Willie the Kid x V Don - Blue Notes 2 59 - Mooch - Green Light 60 - Shabaam Sahdeeq & John Jigg$ - Don’t Feed the Bears 61 - OT the Real & araabMUZIK - ZOMBIE 62 - Realio Sparkzwell & Tone Spliff - Gunz From Italy 63 - Jamal Gasol & VHS - Tales From the Trenches 64 - Lloyd Banks - The Course of the Inevitable 3: Pieces of My Pain 65 - Fliptrix - Mantra No. 9 66 - Estee Nack & Friends - #Mini Mansion Dust Vol. 6 67 - Monday Night & 3waySlim - Good Company 68 - DNTE - Custom Made Killa 69 - A.P. da Overlord - Blockstar Ranger (In the Name of Fire) 70 - Tony Shhnow - Love Streak 71 - Belly - Mumble Rap 2 72 - Joe Sig & Im'peretiv - Rome Was Built In A Day 73 - Snotty - Mi vida loca 74 - Farma - Farma's £10 Bag Vol. 2 75 - HWY 308 & Finn - Ducking Indictments (Deluxe)

76 - billy woods & Kenny Segal - Maps 77 - Skyzoo & The Other Guys - The Mind of a Saint 78 - Armand Hammer - We Buy Diabetic Test Strips 79 - Anwar HighSign & Giallo Point - Whatever the Case May Be 80 - Eto & Futurewave - Dead Poets 81 - Mickey Diamond - Oroku Saki 82 - Elcamino & TrickyTrippz - Devil’s Due 83 - Rav - Leap 84 - XP the Marxman - Diamante De Las Madres Vol. 2 85 - Rome Streetz - Noise Kandy 5 86 - Monster Florence - Master System 87 - Iceberg Theory & Bloodblixing - Sundae Funnyz Gangsta Edition 88 - Navy Blue - Ways of Knowing 89 - McKinley Dixon - Beloved! Paradise! Jazz!? 90 - Solarfive & Custom Made - Paved With Good Intentions 91 - Hellsent & Batsauce - Jimi Floss 92 - $Ha Hef - Shark Tank 93 - Stack Skrilla x Yuno - Bless 94 - Ill Bill - Billy 95 - Goyard ibn Said - Goyard Comin’: Exordium 96 - Napoleon da Legend & D-Styles - Invincibl Rap Mislz 97 - klwn cat & Unruly - Don’t Go Outside 98 - Rigz - Heal In 99 - Speaker Bullies - Art of Disrespect 100 - AcHoodFella & Arkin - The Preview, Pt. 3 101 - Killah Priest - Vedic Vape Room 102 - Kadeem - Who Cyan Hear Must Feel 103 - Meechy Darko - Doses 104 - Paranom - PKNXM 105 - Bobby J From Rockaway & Nef - Radio Days 106 - Will4Prez x Hobgoblin - Bar Barracks 107 - Obijuan - Mangrove Maze 108 - Matt Mars & Deadbent Inc. - Dream Rotation 3 109 - Crimeapple - YDFWC?3 110 - K-Rino - Audio Optics 111 - Travis Scott - UTOPIA 112 - V Knuckles & Phoniks - The Next Chapter 113 - Joey Majors & Eto - Plausible Deniability 114 - Ill Bill - Billmatic 115 - Obijuan - Xaonabo 116 - al.divino & MichaelAngelo - Wile Coyote 117 - Terror Reid - Hot Vodka 2 118 - Kaytraminé - Kaytraminé 119 - ??? & Grubby Pawz - Hood Alchemy 120 - Substance810 & Hobgoblin - Death Waits in the Dark 121 - AKAI SOLO - Only the Strong Remain 122 - Kurt Solid & Bronze Nazareth - The Process 123 - Pawz One & Preed One - Murals & Mayhem 124 - Spook - No Country II: Hell on Wheels (The Ballad of Isom Dart!) 125 - 2 Dolla & Iceberg Theory - Red Butte Redemption 126 - Killer Mike - MICHAEL 127 - G’s Us - What Them Dogs Don’t Know They Know 128 - Airospace - Stairway to Heaven 129 - Mickey Diamond - Gucci Ghost 3 130 - enkay & New Villain - From the Villain With Love III 131 - King Iso - iLLdren 132 - NODUO - Harvest Moon 133 - Elcamino & King Ralph - No Weapon Formed Against Me 134 - XP the Marxman, Phonk P & NugLife - Have a Beautiful Grind 135 - OneShotOnce & Roper Williams - Hatched Caviar 136 - Pawz One - Persona Non Grata 137 - Jamal Gasol x Sandy Solo - Good Chemistry 138 - Night Lovell - I Hope You’re Happy 139 - Slayton Dixon & Bloodblixing - Dirtz 3 Gangsta Edition 140 - BoriRock & Grubby Pawz - Wavy Bullet 141 - AZ - Truth Be Told 142 - FastLife & Red Walrus - Red Line 143 - Mick Jenkins - The Patience 144 - Team Demo - It’s a Demo 145 - Illah Dayz & Bronze Nazareth - Ponch'e 146 - Sauce Heist & K Sluggah - SÅS 147 - Illinformed - Illin for Meds 148 - Tony Shhnow - Shadow Banned 2

149 - Dark Lo & V Don - Charlie Pope 2 150 - Torae & Marco Polo - Midnight Run 151 - Elcamino - They Spit on Jesus 152 - Home Brew - Run It Back 153 - BONES - BasketCase 154 - Dirty Dike - Mattress 155 - Ayo Shamir, J. Arrr & Fabeyon - Ignorant Art 156 - NymLo & Statik Selektah - From the Horse’s Mouth 157 - Styliztik Jones - Classics 158 - Rahiem Supreme & Look Damien! - Brown Alpaca 159 - K-Rino & Trajic - Seven Hour Block 160 - Mic Gutz - Iron Mic 161 - Flu & Phil Gektor - Money 162 - BoriRock - The Zing Who Stole Christmas 163 - WateRR x Machacha - Almighty 164 - Planet Asia & MidaZ the BEAST - And 1 Rap Shit 165 - Wrekonize - The Wrekoning 166 - Estee Nack - Nacksaw Jim Duggan 167 - P-Ro x Onaje Jordan - Storytown Lane 168 - Twisted Insane - The Reaper 169 - Hus Kingpin - Holiday Hus 2: Cocaine Christmas 170 - Ronnie Alpha - Echoes of the Imperium 171 - Bloo Azul & Spanish Ran - Bloo Moon 2 172 - YL - Don't Feed the Pigeons Deluxe 173 - Cookin’ Soul - Whateva Vol. 5 174 - Nnutthowze - Siqnaling the Siqly 175 - Ru$h & Jay NiCE - Famili 5 176 - Wrekonize - 2020 Wreking Crew Freestyles 177 - Mach-Hommy x Thelonious Coltrane - Nonpareil 178 - Talib Kweli & Madlib - Liberation 2 Ekstra: Tyler, the Creator - Call Me If You Get Lost: The Estate Sale Instrumental hip hop sevenlere de 2023 çıkışlı birkaç albüm önerisi:

1 - Boldy James & Nicholas Craven - Fair Exchange No Robbery (Instrumentals) 2 - Allem Iversom & Dontcry - Chapter Two 3 - MUJO情 & Hakone - Cat Dojo

4 - The Alchemist - The Elephant Man’s Bones Instrumentals 5 - Batsauce - Dispatches From Da Nang 6 - August Fanon - Cool Tings 7 - O.C. - Jewelz (Instrumentals) 8 - DirtyDiggs - DDU008: Hlywtr 9 - DirtyDiggs - DDU024: GOAT

10 - Awon & Soul.Dope.95 - Infinite Wisdom Instrumentals 11 - Aesop Rock & Blockhead - Garbology (Instrumental Version) 12 - Sterling Toles - The Sound of Manger on McNichols 13 - Phoniks - Dreams 14 - Observe since ‘98 - Odd Ones Vol. 2 15 - August Fanon - Black Magix Vol. 23 (Station Identification) 16 - Roper Williams - Back to Blocked 🖤 17 - bcalm & Dontcry - Times We Had 18 - Peanuts - Super Microphonus 19 - El Jazzy Chavo - EXPEDITion 100 Vol. 28: A Signal From the Dark Side 20 - ewonee - Aux Tapes Vol. 6: The Art of the Chase 21 - Graymatter - Danger Room 3 22 - Confidence - Top 5 23 - Thelonious Martin - Polo Sporting Goods Instrumentals 24 - Observe since ‘98 - The Lion’s Share 2: Gold Shillings (Instrumentals) 25 - Im'peretiv - Instrumentals Issue #3 26 - Televangel - Neutral Milc Motel Instrumentals 27 - SoulChef - Rear View (Instrumental) 28 - Casiio & Dontcry - Stories of the Night 29 - The Doppelgangaz - Beats for Brothels, Vol. 6

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[skarphedinn]

Why must you haunt me, Karamatsu?

[tinychusnowflake]

Ranboo: Do you ever think before you speak?

Tommy: Yeah, I think "Phil would be so mad" And then I say it.

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Gavin: We all know you're in love with them.

Stephen: I'm not in love with Hosuh, who gave you guys that idea??

Pau: Gavin never said who.

Gavin:

Stephen:

Pau:

Maaz:

Wolfychu:

Stephen:

Stephen: Okay, hold on guys, JUST LISTEN-

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Wilbur: Babies kick pregnant moms all the time, but ohhhhhh I do it once and I'M the one who gets arrested.

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Kid Wilbur, Kid Tommy, and Kid Techno: *All screaming*

Philza: *Running into the room* What's wrong, Techno!?

Wilbur: Why are you asking him, we're all screaming!

Philza: Because he doesn't scream unless he's in danger. You two scream whenever you get the chance.

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Ranboo: Hey Techno! So how's that book you're writing going?

Techno: Eh, it's okay. But it was getting kinda boring so I decided to kill off one of the characters.

Ranboo:

Ranboo: B-but aren't you.

Ranboo: Writing an auto-biography???

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Philza: I just asked Tommy where he thought people go when they die.

Philza: He said, "They get to be happy and in peace forever and ever." :)

Philza: And I asked Tubbo the same thing.

Philza: He looked at me, smiled, and screamed, "HELL!"

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Purpled: *Choking*

Tommy: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Tubbo: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Tommy: Genius!

Ranboo: *Looks at the two with a disappointed expression*

Purpled: *Stops choking* What the fuck??

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Mira Angel: Ranboo always looks so cool and calm and collected, I wonder how he does it.

Ranboo: *Internally, every day* fuck fuck fuCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-

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Wilbur: *After Tommy hit his head and passed out* Oh my god, he's bleeding!! Quick Fundy, call 911!!

Fundy: *Panicking* What's the number?

Tommy: *Opening his eyes* WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "WHAT'S THE NUMBER"???

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*In Wilbur's car*

Jack (Manifold): What happens if you hit both the gas pedal and the brakes?

Tubbo: The car would take a screenshot.

Wilbur: Literally can both of you get the fuck out??

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George: The only thing fucking me really hard is my life.

Sapnap: Not anymore ;)

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(Dan and Phil Games) Dan: Can Kahoot fuck off with the bright red screen after I get a question wrong? I don't need everyone behind me knowing I'm a fucking idiot.

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Jonah: Just learned that a dentist down the block was arrested for helping murderers bury dead bodies.

Jonah: Shows just how wrong you can be about people.

Jonah: I have been going to him for ten years.

Jonah: Never knew he was a dentist.

[AS I'M POSTING THIS NOW, MY BATTERY LIFE IS AT 69%]

[hyperfixationspam]

fantasy high characters as things i've heard at school (from teachers and students)

Fig: Yeah, I used to be a hoe back in the day.

Fabian: All the girls want me for my money. I take you on a date, I buy you a gumball.

Fig: Kristen's a big lesbian, I'm a big bi, Fabian's a big... uh... whore?

Adaine: It's horrible here. Everyone's gay and it smells bad.

Goldenhoard: You're going to detention. | Fig: Oooh, cute!

Riz: On a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can possibly look, I'm a nineteen.

Fig: Just because anal is my catchphrase doesn't mean I like to do it.

Kristen: Hey, you want a condom? | Fabian: (through tears) Yeah.

Tracker: Kristen jokes about wanting to lose her virginity in a Walmart but she says it so much that it's kind of worrying.

Gorgug: I asked what a bukkake was and Jawbone came up and explained it to me.

Fabian: I thought you got an Apple and I was really proud of you but then I realized it was an Android and you're poor.

Bill: Hey! No sex in this household if you're not wearing full armor!

Fabian: There's no one here that I like. | Riz: I am sitting RIGHT next to you.

Ragh: I punch furries and minorities, and you're a double whammy.

Fig: Principal Aguefort lowkey has a handsome energy.

Fabian: I was in the middle of beating my meat and my battery died. | Riz: The battery in your dick??

Fig: If this school burns down, I'll be over here roasting marshmallows.

Gorgug: What would happen I call girls oatmeal? | Kristen: You'd get all the girls.

Fabian: If the vice principal's in prison, we're legally allowed to leave.

Riz: Aguefort is NOT a twink, he's a twunk at best.

Fig: (winks) That was a threat!

Gorgug: You won't find anything dirty in my search history, all you'll find is Japanese dubs of Phineas and Ferb.

Torek: I fucking hate this school. So many fake skaters.

Kristen: Riz! Stop biting the condom box!

Fabian: I can only listen to Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds, any other music makes me physically sick.

Riz: My mom asked me what I want for my birthday and I don't know how to tell her I want a Spiderman costume.

Fig: I drew fanart of Coach Daybreak as a long furby and he threatened to kill me.

Gilear: People judge me for drinking too much diet soda but at least I don't do meth.

Kristen: He's not hot, he just has a leather jacket.

Fig: Everyone's first crush was on a Creepypasta character. | Adaine: Your experiences are NOT universal.

Gorgug: Oh, my single brain cell is TWEAKING right now.

Kristen: The answer is 69 but Biz wouldn't know that because virginity rocks.

Fig: My teacher kicked me out of class because he couldn't handle my energy.

Kristen: (chanting) KILL THE CHURCH! KILL THE CHURCH! KILL THE CHURCH!

Fig: Tieflings are a gateway drug to more tieflings.

Riz: I drink protein drinks! | Fabian: Oh, cool, what kind? | Riz: Um. Nesquik.

Adaine: I did bad on my test so now I have to listen to the entire Steven Universe soundtrack.

Fabian: (coughs up blood) That's from all the bad vibes at this school.

Riz: Hey, if I ate this rock, what diseases would I get?

Fig: Sometimes I forget how white Kristen is and then she does that little wave at me.

Kristen: I fuck Helioic girls until they're not Helioic anymore.

Fig: I just wish I could see Satan's face.

Fabian: I think we should restart the trend of shoving nerds in lockers, starting with Riz.

Riz: Stop staring at me and do your work. I'm not an attraction. I'm just a kid eating paper.

Aguefort: Don't wander around the hallways or the drug dealers will get you!

Fig: I'm having a crisis! No, I will not elaborate!

Ragh: Freshie is a slur.

Riz: If I had magic I would probably set my balls on fire.

Adaine: This class is singlehandedly making my hair go gray.

Ragh: Hey, do you mind if I beat your ass?

Kristen: Lift your head up, queen, your strap is falling.

Riz: Ew, I don't want your lice. My lice are fine on their own, thank you very much.

Kristen: God blocked me on Facebook.

Gorgug: Wait, pineapples are real?

Kristen: I'm trying to convert her to lesbianism. She's already a liberal so it shouldn't be hard.

Gorgug: Do you ever just wanna like... kill people? | Kristen: ...No?

Fig: Dude, are you watching porn? | Fabian: No! It's hentai!

Adaine: My sister asked me if she should get a tattoo of baby Yoda?

Riz: Someone offered to give me a stick and poke and I was too scared to say no so I have a tattoo now, I guess.

Gilear: I just don't understand why people are attracted to foxes.

Adaine: Well, I'm traumatized. | Jawbone: Noooo, don't do that!

Fabian: Good news, everyone! My fish died.

Ragh: It's like when you level up in a mobile game, except I leveled up to homosexuality.

Gorgug: The door's locked. | Riz: Only if you don't believe in yourself!

Sklonda: I'm concerned for your health and safety. | Riz: I don't have health or safety.

Adaine: Capitalism isn't a cult. | Fig: Money cult. | Adaine: Hm. Good point.

Fig: Ugh, I want her to crush my skull like a watermelon. | Adaine: Ayda would never do that! | Fig: Exactly, that's the best part!

Gorgug: Hey, Zelda, you wanna go see the Sonic movie together? We can hold hands during the scary parts.

Fabian: They're old enough to have sex, they're like 10.

Gorgug: I have a science question. How do the fish in Spongebob have a swimming pool if they live underwater? | Adaine: Spongebob's not real.

Adaine: And guess what lives in my backpack? My computer. | Ayda: Aww, I thought you were gonna say a small frog.

Fig: Someone needs to tell Aguefort that his teachers are wilin.

Gilear: I might be hungover on Wednesday but we'll power through it.

Kristen: I hate gay people because all my problems were caused by a gay person. It's me, but still.

Gorgug: I can't wait to go back to real school and get bullied.

Fig: Ooh, you practice Satanism? That's so poggers.

Fabian: You're all just Rally's fry crumbs to me.

Fig: If you have chemistry class, just leave. You don't need that kind of toxicity in your life.

Jawbone: Nooo, you don't suck! Unless you want to.

Adaine: It is shocking that people are still ignorant to racism just because they don't experience it firsthand. | Fabian: Yeah, anyway, y'all hear about Kanye cheating on Kim with Jeffree Star?

Aguefort: When I was your age, we attacked each other in person like civilized people!

Riz: Oh my god. The school is selling students on the dark web!

Fig: You should go to Build-a-bear! | Gilear: I think if I went to Build-a-bear alone I would get put on an FBI watchlist.

Riz: I forgot to take my antidepressants but I've had a coffee and two donuts so that's almost the same thing!

Fig: Goldenrod is my poor little meow meow.

Riz: Someone called me kawaii, I hate it here.

Adaine: Our lives aren't interesting enough for Aguefort to be in the mafia.

Kristen: Gilear is only slightly dilfy.

Gilear: Can you stop talking about the Aguefort hoes? I'm not interested.

Adaine: I like your egg earrings! | Ayda: THANKS THEY'RE EGGCELLENT. (exhale) Oh thank god, I've been waiting to say that all day.

Adaine: WHY WOULD YOU ERASE THE FROG YOU MURDERER??

Gilear: This yogurt tastes like my desire to kill myself.

Fabian: I'm NOT on crack, I'm just in sports mode.

Ragh: I'm gonna go home and do manly stuff. Like cower in pain.

Fig: Everyone here is bad at their job but I still respect them.

Gorgug: I'm a gamer! I play rock paper scissors.

Kristen: Uh oh, my lesbian's getting out of control. I might have to neuter her.

Jawbone: You're only tired because of capitalism. | Fabian: Could you elaborate on that? | Jawbone: I could.

Kristen: That wasn't very gender sexuality alliance of you.

Gorgug: I don't like insulting people. If I want to hurt someone, I'll just murder them.

Ragh: I have so much brawling to do.

Fabian: It's not that I don't hit women, I just don't hit lesbians because I know they'll beat the shit out of me.

Adaine: Forgiveness is not an option, but death is.

Riz: You called my mom a milf! | Fig: Well, what was I supposed to do? Lie?

Helio: That is an excellent question which I will not be answering.

Adaine: The librarian scares me. I feel like she would punch me without remorse.

Fabian: He's the Jack to my Rose but in a bromance way.

Kristen: If God loves me, I'll do good on this test.

Adaine: I'm not a big fan of trespassing. | Fig: Why not? It's so much fun!

Goldenhoard: Trust me, if I was racist, I would have called you a slur a long time ago.

Gorgug: Wow, this song is... bonkers.

Fig: I could never work in customer service. Like "oh have a nice day!" Gross. I could never.

[tricktster]

i finally bought a new car, which required me to trade in my beloved old car. Now there was a lot that sucked about my old car, like, for example:

 the driver’s window seal leaked, so I had to hold a towel up to it whenever I went through the car wash or got caught in a thunderstorm, or in the alternative, appear places as my alter ego, Ol’ Wet Sleeve.

one day, for no discernible reason, the passenger door power lock made a metallic shriek for thirty minutes and then refused to ever work again

the windshield fluid reservoir was cracked, so I not only had to stop at every gas station to wipe the salt off my windshield all winter, but until the last of the fluid worked its way out of its system, every parking spot looked like my car had done a blue tinkle

something went terribly wrong with the anti-theft system which caused it to beep incessantly until the battery quite literally drained from the effort every time I locked my door and it was even mildly humid, culminating in the day its incessant wailing ruined a kishi bashi concert and then never deployed again

once there was a chipmunk on the windshield and I needed to get to work so I started the car and began driving VERY slowly in the hopes it would jump off, but it instead disappeared into a hole next to the wipers and I just had to hope it crawled out at work because i was late and surely that hole didn’t lead anywhere

the hole apparently led somewhere, and the chipmunk made a home somewhere under the hood

thereafter, the chipmunk, and I do not understand the mechanics here, figured out how to get into the cabin and left about 15 uneaten acorns, 30 partially eaten acorns, 100 acorn shells, and 1000 tiny poops on the floor

after i got the tires rotated last year, the right front wheel made an irreversible and humiliating squeaking noise whenever i went less than 50 miles an hour

it got stuck in very small amounts of snow with extreme, perverse regularity

there were inexplicable danger buttons on the steering wheel that made the automatic transmission turn into a manual - which I cannot drive. But don’t worry, they were incredibly easy to deploy accidentally and could only be fixed by turning the whole car off

the horn sounded like a clown nose

After five years without so much as a scrape, I told my mom about my intention to buy a better car and trade in the old one for a few thousand bucks. Approximately 17 hours thereafter, my mom accidentally backed into it with her car, leaving a huge dent and rendering the whole car worth literally dozens of dollars.

Three days later, my mom ran into it again, but this time with the rider mower. Although the rider mower cannot top five miles per hour, she claimed the collision was unavoidable because “the rider mower doesn’t have brakes!” although she was unable to explain how that prevented her from, you know, steering around the large stationary object. Also the rider mower has brakes. 

Now I know this all sounds very bad and dumb. However, there were three great things about my car that made up for all that nonsense:

1. it only had two seats. Examples of why this ruled:

 “oh, you guys need a ride somewhere? Oh sorrrrrry I caaaaaan’t, it’s a twooooo seater.”

 “you need help moving? SOOOOOORRRYYY I CAAAAAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE AND I ONLYYYYY GOT TWO SEATSSS MANNNNN.”

“It’s my turn to be the DD? Sure, that only seems fa- OH SORRY CAN’T NOT EQUIPPED TWO SEATS IS THE THINGGGG.

2. because it was stupid small, I could go roughly 340 miles on about 20 dollars of gas (unless I pressed the red button that made it much less fuel efficient but made the engine noise go “vrmVOOM,” you know, to impress men)

Lastly, and most importantly:

3. the license plate that it was randomly assigned was absolutely incredible. Now I don’t want to get doxxed so this is a fake plate to protect my car’s identity, but it was, in essence, ORC-42069. It was fantasy creature + the funny numbers. It was so fucking choice. 

Anyway, I loved that stupid, selfish, garbage car, but it was time to let it go, on account of I Drive In Vermont And This Winter It Nearly Killed Me (On 3 Separate Occasions). So two weeks ago I agreed to trade in the Jerkmobile for, and this is no joke, ONE DOLLAR, I said goodbye to the funniest plates in automotive history, I put several thousand bucks down on a preowned car with only 8k miles and that sweet all wheel drive, and I settled in to wait for the NYSDMV to process the registration.

It took like fifteen days to get the registration settled, but because NYSDMV employees, like the rest of us, are dealing with a global pandemic, I wasn’t about to complain about the wait. And I like to think that my non-Karen energy reaped beautiful rewards. See, at the dealership this evening, I finally laid eyes on my brand new car. 

Look, I don’t believe in God. I have to remind myself sometimes that there’s nobody pulling the strings, that human beings tend to draw connections between unrelated points of data, that none of this MEANS anything. And yet, at the same time....

oh what intelligence

what divine providence

that my new randomly generated license plate should begin with a thrash metal band and end in 69.

[hermannsthumb]

From horny twitter: Hermann writes a very very detailed review of a vibrator online

not sfw below cut!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Now, usually, Newt doesn’t mess around when he’s on the clock, because that’d be very unprofessional of him and that’s totally not who he is, but he’s in a little bit of a rut with his current project and could use the distraction. Online shopping is his favorite go-to distraction these days: he can lose himself in size charts and color options and hunts for coupon codes and forget, even for a few minutes, that the end of the world is accelerating towards them at an intimidating rate. Plus, he can write off half his shit as work-related expenses. Win-win. Though maybe not this particular search.

Newt has a pretty reliable arsenal of sex toys he’s used on rotation since he packed up and shipped across the world for the PPDC, but the ten-year warranty vibe he’s used since PhD #3 (and his favorite of the bunch) finally crapped out on him last week after a historically intense fight with Hermann got him historically wound up. Eleven years ain’t bad. After testing out a different charger, poking around in the wiring, and even going so far as to zap it a few times with some sorta-stolen drift tech to see if it stirred any life back into it, he finally decided it was time to just mourn, move on, and buy a new one. (Even if, unfortunately, his particular favorite model was discontinued when the company’s factory was destroyed in a kaiju attack and they never quite managed to recover. More casualties of the war.)

The sex toy market is truthfully booming during the apocalypse. It makes sense, Newt guesses—anything for a distraction. Personally, for Newt, orgasms tend to dampen his own existential dread, even if it’s just for a few minutes. He scrolls idly through a few Top Ten For 2023 listicles on various sex magazine websites to see if anything jumps out at him (some of the recommended toys are dildos he already has, and vibes that are a little beyond his k-sci paycheck), just hoping for something to jump out at him. Apparently he missed out on a limited-edition run of jaeger and kaiju-themed vibes and dildos that came out in early January, which he’s honestly a little pissed about—he’s the top expert on kaiju biology, god damn it! Didn’t anyone want to consult with him about their hypothetical junk? Accuracy matters.

“It’s all off,” Newt mutters grumpily as he examines a 360 view of one of the kaiju dildos. Trespasser. “It’s not even the right color. Fucking amateurs. Did they even try?”

“What are you doing?” Hermann says.

Newt slams his laptop shut. Hermann decided to cut his lunch break short today, apparently. “Shopping,” he says.

“You sounded awfully angry about something, is all,” Hermann says. He clacks over to his half of the lab and shrugs off his big parka, then pauses. “Do you need to...talk about it?”

“No,” Newt says.

Hermann breathes out in obvious relief. “Good,” he says.

He takes his usual spot at his chalkboard and resumes his calculating. Newt re-opens his laptop and scrolls away from Trespasser before he can make himself angry over anatomical inaccuracies again. The jaeger vibes from the collection are pretty cool, actually; the designs are a lot cleaner, and their artistic license is a lot more forgivable. The highest-rated of the set is one obviously (but not enough to invoke copyright infringement, if that can even exist for a jaeger) modeled off of Coyote Tango, with like, a million different settings, and an astronomical cost to match. Newt eyes it enviously. He could be shoving that up his ass right now if he’d just signed up for a stupid email list last year.

He follows the link to Amazon to read through some of the reviews enviously, too. Life-changing; best money ever spent; warranty lasts a lifetime. Ten stars across the board. Sold out, obviously. No idea when it’ll be back in stock. He could get the Striker Eureka model for twice the original cost as when it came out, if he wanted, but the idea of constantly having to associate the twenty-something punk Hansen kid with his intimate affairs makes him shudder.

A nine-star review for the Coyote Tango model from someone named MathLover69 is the only one to make Newt really pause, on account of how absolutely insane it is.

I saved quite a few paychecks to purchase this vibrator, and though the cost is steep, I must say it is absolutely worth it. As opposed to my normal vibrator (here another vibe is linked, and Newt’s eyebrows jump at that price, too), which has only five settings, an admittedly bulky body, and average battery life, the CT2023 has a generous ten, a sleeker design, and charges fully in a matter of minutes. The orgasms I have experienced while using it are higher in quality (and more numerous) than any resulting previously from masturbation, though I have not tried beyond setting six yet. It also works wonders for stress relief. (I have an incredibly irritating colleague, and nothing calms me down so much as a quick round with the CT2023 after a spat with him.)

The body is versatile enough to be either inserted into one’s—

Newt feels heat rise to his cheeks in spite of himself, and he skims the second paragraph of MathLover69’s review to get the gist of it—that there are, uh, plenty of ways to utilize the vibe, that it’s discreet and small enough to wear to work (if you were inclined to do so, as MathLover69 implies he might’ve been) and that when combined with the Yamarashi dildo, the pleasurable experience increased tenfold. Talk about oversharing. Jeez.

My only complaint would be that the design is a poor approximation of the real Coyote Tango, and for that I’ve docked a star. I would recommend this product.

“This guy is a total nut,” Newt says to himself.

“Hm?” Hermann says.

Newt considers the implications of showing Hermann the vibrator listing: Hermann will know he was shopping for sex toys, Hermann will know he was shopping for kaiju and jaeger-themed sex toys, Hermann will know he was shopping for kaiju and jaeger-themed sex toys during working hours a mere ten feet away from him. Embarrassing, but on the other hand, MathLover69’s review is too funny to not share with someone else. “Hey, Hermann,” Newt says, angling his laptop towards Hermann. “Look. Who comments shit like this?”

Hermann descends his ladder carefully and inches up behind Newt’s shoulder, squinting at his laptop screen. He immediately turns bright red. Newt must’ve offended his Victorian sensibilities with the mere suggestion of self-abuse. “Oh,” he says. “Er.”

“Way TMI,” Newt says. “Listen to this line. ‘With the Yamarashi toy inserted into one’s mouth, and the CT2023 inserted up one’s—'”

“Well, how else is one meant to review a masturbatory aid?” Hermann snaps, surprising Newt. He looks oddly flustered. “Details can be—er—helpful. Can’t they?”

“Sure, dude,” Newt snorts. “Except they’re obviously just screwing with people. They literally have a 69 in their username.” He taps at the MathLover69, and doesn’t mention—on behalf of Hermann’s delicate mathematician feelings—that the MathLover part is obviously meant as a joke too.

“Well,” Hermann says. “Perhaps it’s just his—er, their birthdate.”

Newt turns around to stare at Hermann, taking in his red cheeks, his red ears, and the gaze he’s fixed steadily on his shoes. It’s all Newt can do to not to gape at him. “Hermann, you’re kidding,” he says. “Right?”

“I don’t know what you mean,” Hermann says.

“You didn’t,” Newt says.

“I,” Hermann stammers. “Well—”

“I didn’t even know you—”

“That I what?” Hermann says.

Newt gives a half-shrug. Hermann doesn’t seem the type to engage in any sort of vice, let alone this kind. And especially not with the type of sex toys he apparently gravitates towards. (If Newt was a little bolder, and had a little less shame and care for hygiene, he might ask to check out the Yamarashi, because anatomical inaccuracies aside, wow that sounds awesome.) “I mean, you know,” Newt says. “You’re kinda you. No offense.”

Hermann takes offense. “I am human,” he says. “I am allowed to masturbate, Newton, and I was merely attempting to educate other customers about the—product—with my thoroughness.” He adds, awkwardly, “My review was voted very helpful, as you can see.”

“Okay,” Newt says with a grin. “I get it. Sorry.”

Hermann marches back over to his side of the lab with a scowl. Newt waits until he’s sure Hermann’s not watching him, and is too distracted by muttering angrily under his breath, to bookmark MathLover69’s page of reviews.

It turns out (as Newt revisits the page later that night, in the privacy of his bunk) Hermann buys and reviews a truly staggering amount of dildos and sex toys, and on top of that, has absolutely zero filter behind the wall of anonymity. It’s to the extent that some of his reviews read like goddamn sexts.

It took me three occasions to successfully work myself up to taking in the entire length…

My orgasm was so pleasurable I alarmed my colleague with the noise I made, who believed me to have injured myself…

The highest vibration setting is a bit of a disappointment…

These are excellent for double penetration…

It also turns out Hermann is a veritable sex fiend. Or at least a masturbation fiend. Judging by his reviews alone, Hermann’s purchased more than a dozen different toys in the past three years alone. That’s four a year. One every three months. That’s not even including buttplugs, which (according to other reviews) he sometimes just wears into the lab (“work”) for the hell of it, which Newt isn’t even going to think about right now. How the hell has Hermann kept this much of his life under wraps? When the hell does he have time to jerk off as much as he apparently does? No wonder they never seem to have any fucking funding; all of Hermann’s paychecks are funneled directly into his—well.

Newt recalls the faux-injury incident Hermann mentioned in a comment with mild embarrassment. No wonder Hermann had been so weird and flushed when he opened his door, and made excuses to say bye to him so quickly—Newt just caught him (oh, boy) immediately following the best orgasm of his life. Well, mild embarrassment, and a little more than mild arousal. What Newt would’ve given to have been there five minutes earlier, to watch Hermann in the act of the best orgasm of his life, to maybe even be the one to cause it…

What Newt would give to use Hermann’s fancy-shmancy vibrator on him, or literally anything from his giant masturbatory arsenal. Or even just watch him use it on himself. Hermann’s just so damned buttoned-up and uptight—it’s all about the contradictions. Juxtapositions. Newt unzips his jeans and sticks his hand down his boxers. “Stupid Hermann,” he moans, as he begins to bring himself off to the image of Hermann with that stupid kaiju dildo down his throat and that stupid jaeger vibe up his ass. Negotiator of peace between the two? Stupid joke, stupid Hermann. Or maybe he’s picturing Hermann showing up to the lab, all plugged up and loose from using a different vibe on himself that morning. Or maybe Hermann pushing two dildos into himself at once. How the hell can he even manage that? Ass his size— “Oh, goddamn it,” Newt moans again, and comes all over his hand.

Whatever. It’s not like Hermann’s ever going to find out about this.

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts. #69

BBS Dialogue/Sentence Starter Prompts. [12]

VANOSSGAMING

I swear to God if you die.

Yeah, fuck those guys.

I like how it abruptly stops.

Didn’t you say this was really, really interesting and a lot of fun?

Alright, boys, let’s continue this mission.

I like how the boss isn’t wearing pants.

Dude, that guy’s strong.

We figured out nothing so far.

Is it unlocked?

We can’t die to a boss that has no pants.

That’s crazy, that’s my password to every single social media account that I have.

This is where I can eat my popcorn.

Look alive, stay alive.

I don’t know where to go.

Why are these fucking assholes jumping?

Hey, you fucks.

Protect the eggs!

This is so primal.

Look at these fucking idiots.

I never done this before, I’m scared.

MR SARK

That’s what you have to do.

We’ll keep the door open.

This is her room.

The batteries fell out…

Do you want to see something scary?

They should be glowing green.

I’m taking pictures of all of this because we get paid.

We’re at a crossroads, here.

If your flashlights start flashing, get in a room and hide.

Now we have to witness the ghost event.

MOO SNUCKEL

So, we have to find some bolt cutters.

I’m only here for the pumpkins.

Within the first ten seconds...

I don’t think we should have activated that.

Sike.

Calm down.

I can’t, it won’t let me.

I’m going to die.

The guy just said something...I don’t know what he said.

It’s called a pumpkin.

TERRORISER

It’s a mix of blue and green, you fucks.

I genuinely feel bad.

We can definitely assume he’s dead.

I fucking know he’d do it.

I’m going to find this bitch.

He’s in our spot.

We’re going to kill him with a baseball bat!

She’s in the water, kill her!

Hey, this is totally normal.

Not at the same time.

I AM WILDCAT

It’s scary spooky.

That was really cool for half a second, good job.

Let’s escort our zombie.

That’s what I was trying to tell you guys.

That’s a full squad.

Get me in the fucking car!

Don’t let him hit me once.

Let me drive.

Get me out of this fucking place!

Oh! I cracked him.

FOURZER0SEVEN

I feel like people might take that in the wrong way.

I’m so proud of you.

He looks fucking clueless.

There was so much panic.

Fuck you all!

I’m coming, boys.

Is he in the roof?

How far do you think we can jump?

They dropped some good shit.

I’m scared, bro!

BASICALLYIDOWRK

Lock the doors so he can’t leave.

We are grown ass men.

He has to be the killer, he has to be the fucking killer.

He can’t get a kill.

That was so bad.

Get him off of me.

I’m alive!

We need shotguns!

Oh shit, he’s on the roof.

That’s a full fucking squad.

DAITHI DE NOGLA

No pizza for you, bitch.

It’s just us and the donuts now, guys.

Guess he wasn’t that hungry.

It was pretty obvious.

I think he’s eating the pizza.

It looks like I’m gonna fucking get cut here, it’s probably gonna be me...never mind.

I think he’s figuring it out.

What a story, dude.

This is real bad.

What if it’s one of us though?

H2ODELIRIOUS

I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead.

I don’t want to die like this, guys.

Guys, I’m leaving, I’m leaving, fuck this.

There’s actually no more, we’re good.

I have no idea.

You also have a Molotov.

Look on the couch.

Guys, this is the way.

There’s pills everywhere.

I got buried alive.

BIGJIGGLYPANDA

Oh my Gosh, she’s vicious.

Big fucking shocker.

I don’t know, man, it’s freaking me out.

I hope you miss it.

This is exactly what people pay for.

Totally worth it.

That’s not how that works.

Alright, you’re helping me out tonight.

I was kind of hoping there was another one in there.

It’s my turn...

KRYOZ

Literally in the name, guys, grow the fuck up.

Are you sure?

We’re going to die.

Ah, it’s moving.

It’s cool at night with the laser.

You’re lame.

I think it’s a fucking mess you have to deal with.

Stop, I just want to go across.

Yeah, I think I made it.

No, dude, that’s anarchy.

SMII7Y

What are you going to do now?

No, that’s not how I wanted it back.

Someone stop that man.

What is this?

We need to stop him, that’s not helping.

I wasn’t serious, by the way.

What the fuck are you packing, boy?

Just let it go through.

Now you just gotta win.

Who coded this?

[thatrosewoodwriter]

Explore A New Leaf Pt. 4

Pt. 1 || Pt. 2 || Pt. 3 || Pt. 4 || Pt. 5

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“All by MYYYYYYYYYYseeeeEEEeeelf,” Raphael belted as he sprayed a table with vinegar per Jamie’s request.

“It’s only Corona Virus...” Jamie mumbled through this mask, scrubbing his work bench that would normally be occupied by a tray of food. “It’s just us, if you want, I can play some K-Pop for you.” Never in his life had Raphael been so excited. As Jamie connected his phone to the speakers, Raphael peaked over his shoulder.

“Oh my God, you’re phone battery is 69%,” he noted, cackling at his own observations.

To take Raphael’s mind off of his phone battery, he pulled a megaphone from Ellie’s personal storage. “WIPE, WIPE, WIPE WITH THAT VINEGAR!” he demanded. “Whoever cleans slower than the other has to wear makeup,” he challenged with a playful smirk; a rare occurrence. Swiping another cloth from behind the counter, Jamie and Raphael pushed through the arm cramps. There were high stakes and they were going into battle. When District 9 reached Jamie’s eardrums, he smiled on the inside, cleaning to the beat of the song. While carefully yet thoroughly cleaning the keyboards and computers, he glanced at the dirtiest area in the cafe. “Dirty. Clean that shit.”

“Clean your own,” Raphael retorted.

“You have 3 seconds to-”

“ON IT, BOSS!”

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“I literally dried this surface 10 minutes ago, what’s happening?” Raphael wondered, irritably whipping the cloth from his pocket out and drying the surface once more. He growled at the sight of a trail of clear liquid all along the floor. As he wiped up the substance with a mop, he bumped into Jamie’s back. “Oi-” He stopped and peered over his shoulder. The phone screen was covered in the mystery liquid. “Are you crying?”

Jamie turned around and showed him a photo of Woojin on his phone. “He’s gone...” At his heartbroken tone, Raphael felt the tears come as well.

“Dude... I cleaned the place twice for you...”

“You did?”

“Yeah, man...” In his moment of emotional vulnerability, Jamie ignored the social distancing rule to give Raphael a gentle hug, hiding his face in Raphael’s shoulder. The moment View by SHINee began, both boys tightened their grip and fell to the floor in a fit of tears.

“ARE YOU GUYS CRYING?” Lottie exclaimed, rushing over to the boys.

“Woojin is gone...” Lottie’s face contorted into sadness. “And Jonghyun is gone!” Jamie wailed, clinging to her torso. This was not Jamie-like behaviour, and at first, everyone who had just come in thought he was possessed, but nonetheless, took advantage of his emotional state.

The next 10 minutes consisted of Raphael and Jamie crying, Jamie hugging everyone, Lottie crying because Jamie is crying, Ellie crying because Lottie’s crying over Jamie crying, Saskia was initially crying of laughter but the reality of the situation dawned on her later, Binah was crying because for once, she had no idea what was going on, Lola and Micky are crying because they miss the full Girls’ Generation group, and Anastacia is crying because she’s disappointed her friends - except Lola and Micky - are crying over BOY BANDS and not the fact that Blackpink haven’t gotten their comeback yet.

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Jamie grabbed the mop off the ground, spraying it with more vinegar. “I’m sorry for my emotional moment, I-”

“BRIKTAH!” He paused at Ellie’s outburst and rolled his eyes when he felt her arms wrap around his waist. Snaking his arms around her thin frame, he leaned his chin on her shoulder, wiping the floor behind Ellie while in her grasp. “This virus is affecting everyone and it’s fine to be emotional. You can keep crying like a bitch if you need to.”

“OK,” Jamie responded in an annoyed fashion, clearly over the vulnerability. He turned to do the work he was meant to. “But thanks... I love you guys...” he mumbled.

Everyone froze with their mouth agape. “WE LOVE YOU, TOO!”

[thewritingstar]

I would ask you 1-100 but that's a huge request and doubt you'll do it, UNLESS🤔🙃

UNLESS....

1. Name- Deanna or as everyone knows me, Star

2. Nationality- American

3. Age- 19

4. Birthday- April 5th

5. Zodiac sign (or your primal zodiac sign)- Aries

6. Gender- Female 

7. Sexuality- Bi/Pan (im fine with either)

8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself)- Dark brown hair, greenish eyes and body of a 12 year old boy

9. What do you/did you study?- Animation

10. What’s your current job like?/What job would you like to have?- I work in an ice cream shop just as a job but i wanna be an animator or writer for shows

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11. Your birth order- Youngest of 2

12. How many siblings do you have?- One

13. Do you have good relations with your family?- for the most part

14. How many friends do you have?- I would say I have about 8 close friends and then just a ton of other friends

15. Your relationship status- single but accepting applications 

16. What do you look for in a SO?- usually a pulse and good hair 

17. Do you have a crush?- kinda but also no

18. When did you have your first kiss?- haven't yet :(

19. Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands?- prob meaningful

20. What are your deal breakers?- smoking and drugs and how they treat others

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21. How was your day?- well i just woke up so i guess good. 

22. Favourite food & drink- Raspberry iced tea/Vanilla Lattes and Chowmein or burgers

23. What position do you sleep in?- either on my side or stomach. Im usually curled up in a ball so prime cuddle position...just saying 

24. What was your last dream about?- I think it was about cake..

25. Your fears- bugs and the overwhelming thought of me being a failure

26. Your dreams- being someone where others can be inspired by 

27. Your goals- to live a life with no regrets (i know typical right?) but also have a successful career. 

28. Any pets?- 2 doggos 

29. What are your hobbies?- drawing, painting, writing, video games, reading 

30. Any cool places in your area?- kinda but you gotta drive to them so not really 

31. What was your last awkward situation?- me stuttering over my words at work

32. What is your last regret?- idk 

33. Language/s you can speak- English and barely any French 

34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.)- hell yeah

35. Have any quirks?- i can make a guinea pig noise and can stand on my head for a while. 

36. Your pet peeves- having my neck being touched and mouth breathing

37. Ideal vacation- Any disney park

38. Any scars?- only mentally 

39. What does your last text message say? “Shes being a big girl and taking 5 classes.” 

40. Last 5 things from your search history- im to lazy to check but prob youtube or fics

41. What’s your [device] background?- Phone background is a painting from a museum and my computer is a bunch of Nintendo items

42. What do you daydream about?- being a voice actor or a pirate 

43. Describe your dream home- one that looks like a castle

44. What’s your religion/Your thought about religion- I was raised Catholic but i really dont practice it anymore. I think it its a beautiful thing and alot of good comes from it, however i dont like it when it is used to harm others or defend evil people

45. Your personality type- So i took a test based on the 16 different ones and I am an Advocate type which apparetnly is very rare and less than one percent of the pop are it. https://www.16personalities.com/ heres the link if you wanna take it!

46. The most dangerous thing you’ve done- I used to suck on batteries as a child

47. Are you happy with your current life?- for the most part 

48. Some things you’ve tried in your life- Snorkeling in Hawaii (which i almost died), Crystal Cave tour and donuts which i hate

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49. What does your wardrobe consist of?- hoodies and graphic tees 

50. Favourite colour to wear?- black

51. How would you describe your style?- comfortable and sometimes i look good 

52. Are you happy with your current looks?- ye

53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be?- I want blue hair one day 

54. Any tattoos or piercings?- have my ears and now my nose pierced but i do want tattoos in the future

55. Do you get complimented often?- usually for my hair and i find it happens often 

56. Favourite aesthetic?- Gothic and pastel 

57. A popular trend that you dislike- crop tops 

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58. Songs you’re currently obsessed with?- “Good Night Moon” by Go Radio

59. Song you normally wouldn’t admit you like.- My Little Pony and Sofia the First songs slap

60. Favourite genre?- pop punk or pop 

61. Favourite artist/band/genre? -Panic!, Taylor Swift

62. Hated popular songs/artists?- I wouldn’t say hate but im not really a fan of Billie Ellish, maybe i need to sit down and really listen but its just not my jam. I think shes a cool person and i love watching her on tv and what she stands for. By i hate Drake and Chris Brown for sure. 

63. Put your music on shuffle and list first 5- Head above Water, Happy when im sad, Love bug, Casual affair, I believe. So Avril Lavigne, Jonas Brothers and Panic!

64. Can you sing or play any instruments?- Im not the worst singer but im also not fantastic and i can’t play

65. Do you like karaoke?- sometimes

66. Own any albums?- like cds then yes

67. Do you listen to radio? What stations?- not anymore

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68. Favourite movie/series?- Any disney or pixar 

69. Favourite genre of movies/books/etc- YA like adventure books 

70. Your fictional crush/es- oh here we go. Juvia and Gray (Fairytail), Catwoman, Danny Phantom, Captain Hook and Regina Mills and Henry (Ouat), Steve (stranger things), Riddler (gotham) and Molly Hooper (Sherlock) and prob more. 

71. Which fictional character is you?- prob a mixture of Momo and Deku from My Hero and Honey from Ouran 

72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so. Am I a shipper? ha. aight Gruvia, Nalu, Gajevy, Jerza, Kiribaku, Kacchacko, Todomomo, tododeku, LadyNoir and the love square, Captain Swan, Outlaw Queen, The powerpuff girls and the rowdyruff boys (respected partners) and like five thousand others

73. Favourite greek god?- Hades and Persephone 

74. A legend from where you live that you like- literally nothing from where i live

75. Do you like art? What’s your favourite work or artist?- love art and i cant just pick one

76. Can you share your other social media?- i mean you can follow me on twitter at StarsnShortcake but all thats there is my shitty tweets and interactions with my friends and Voice actors lol

77. Favourite youtubers?- Mikes Mic, Macdoesit, Twamiz, Larri, Dan Howell, Amazing Phil, Jenna Marbles, Shane Dawson, Steph Inc, Garret Watts, and like a ton more

78. Favourite platform?- Tumblr or twitter

79. How much time do you spend on the internet?- too much

80. What video games have you played? Which one’s your favourite?- I love anything Nintendo

81. Your favourite books (manga also counts)- Kingdom Keepers, Suicide Notes and the Selection Series to name a few

82. Do you play board/card games?- Yes

83. Have you ever been to a night marathon in cinema?- nope

84. Favourite holiday- thanksgiving for the food

85. Are you into dramas?- ye

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86. Would you use death note, if you had one?- haha ye

87. What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to?- no racism, sexism, homophobia and legal marriage everywhere. Also that no one goes hungry and everyone has a nice place to live.

88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse?- probably 

89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be?- a hot demon

90. What would you want to happen to you after your death?- I turn into a goddess

91. If you had to change your name, what would be your pick?- ooo Celeste is a cool name 

92. Who would you switch your life with for a week?- hmmm Tara Strong 

93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo- either the stars or the black heart or the fireworks

94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true- Ive never eaten a chicken nugget, I can do the splits and I have cat

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95. Cold or hot?- hot

96. Be a hero or be a villain?- oooooo um im a sucker for villains

97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme?- Rhyme

98. Shapeshifting or controlling time?- Shape shifting, i could be a plant

99. Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?- bold of you to assume i would wanna live forever

100. ….. or …..?- :0

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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS ANON CAUSE IT TOOK FOREVER. 

[nowthatswhaticalllosing]

Now That’s What I Call Music! 7

Preface: Hi internet! I belong to a fantasy football league with my friends from college, and I lost this season! I received my punishment for placing last of the 12 teams, and I am required to listen to all of the Now That’s What I Call Music! compilations that currently exist (70 as of May 2019), review them (by rating each song on a scale of 1-10/10), and (at the end of this descent into madness) create my definitive power ranking of each album.

Album: Now That’s What I Call Music! 7

Release Date: July 31, 2001

Track Listing and Awarded Scores:

Average Score: 6.63/10

The Good: 

Hey guys! [Name redacted] here! Just getting ready for a regular routine post about early 2000s music and how depressing this is and OH MY GOODNESS WHAT’S GOING ON

IT’S A GUEST POST FROM OUR PAL MITCH! Take it away.

Hi everyone, Mitch Kiper here. When I'm not reviewing fake football teams with voodoo math, I take breaks to join my pal [name redacted] on road trips and listen to Now compilation albums.

Now 7 was experienced months ago, on a trip down to the famous, known-by-all Santa Ana Observatory. The reason you're only hearing about it now is because [name redacted] fancies himself a bit of a Gandalf who can ride in whenever he damn pleases. But we all know this scrubs-wearing scrub is a Radagast at best. Amirite?!  

*Plays custom crickets rap air horn*

Anyways, we listened to Now 7 on the way to Santa Ana to see the Lonely Island in concert, and while nothing can match the musical stylings of Jack Sparrow, not to mention the opportunity to sing it in a crowd and not be judged, NOW 7 was pretty dang good. My ratings are as follows:

1. Survivor - 8

2. All for You - 7

3. Baby Come on Over - 7

4. In My Pocket - 6

5. Play - 5

6. The Call - 10

7. Playas Gon' Play - 5

8. Ride Wit Me - 8

9. Danger - 6

10. Fiesta - 4

11. Let Me Blow Your Mind - 6

12. What Would You Do? - 8

13. Don’t Let Me Be the Last to Know - 3

14. This I Promise You - 7

15. Never Had a Dream Come True - 7

16. Hanging By A Moment - 4

17. Jaded - 5

18. From My Head to My Heart - 5

19. Flavor of the Weak - 8

These total to a starter %ile of 76%, a Bench % ile of 69 (nice), a RosScore of π^i and a Grade of B+. Well done Now 7. And thank you, [name redacted], for this invigorating guest post opportunity.

Mitch Average Score: 6.26/10

The Good (cont’d): Special thanks Mitch for the input. My other follower is going to go bananas when he sees this. 

These albums are all starting to blend together. And no, it doesn’t help that I’m taking my damn time going through these. 

High points include “Survivor,” “All for You,” the delectable bhangra-sploitation of Mandy Moore’s “In My Pocket,” and “The Call” - arguably the single greatest BSB song/video combination ever. Please check out the video, I’ll place it below. Despite coming out in 2001, the lyrics “my battery is low, so you know, we’re going to a place nearby, gotta go” remain to ring true to date in the high pressure world of dating while being an internationally renowned boyband and not sleeping with literally everyone. 

^Directed by Francis Lawrence - absolute fucking legend of a video. WATCH IT

The Bad: The album doesn’t seem to peter out quite as badly as others, unless you’re Mitch in which case it DEFINITELY did that. I for one was particularly offended by Britney Spears’ “Don’t Let Me Be the Last to Know,” but it’s one of those songs that’s just so meandering and pointless that I have nothing quippy or interesting to say about it. I will post no link to it, she is awarded no points, and may god have mercy on her soul. 

Potpourri: FUCKING MYSTIKAL. DANGER! 

Song’s a red hot banger. Does it drag out about 2 minutes longer than it needs to be? Yes. Is it still culturally relevant? Just ask John Oliver or Carlos Danger. 

Guy made his rap career yelling random things. Whether it’s shake yo ass (or “shake it fast” depending on who had cool parents or not) or DANGER(!), this song will stand all tests of time. 

Takeaways: Eh it’s fine. There are good songs and okay songs and one bad song. This is hard. 

NEXT IS NOW 8 WOOOOOOOOO

Current Power Rankings:

Now 4 (7.72/10)

Now 6 (6.89/10)

Now 2 (6.67/10)

Now 1 (6.65/10)

Now 7 (6.63/10) (Mitch score = 6.26/10)

Now 5 (6.58/10)

Now 3 (6.22/10)

[macaroni-0verlord]

Quotes

@nyamafriend @lunalovegoodhasbeenjawnlocked @queenkeef19

Me: *playing viola*

Alex: *is literally just sitting there and staring at me as I play*

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*Me and Alex playing our scales*

*having a staring contest as we play*

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*the student teacher is making us play the same part of this SUPER EASY piece over and over and over and ooovvveeeerrr again*

Me: oh my god this is how I die

Alex: Liz, look *turns his stand so I can see his music* ITS LITERALLY JUST QUARTER NOTES!

Me: *shows him my super easy music*

Alex: That’s harder than mine!

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*the student teacher iS STILL MAKING US PLAY THE SAME PART*

Alex: *violently waving his bow in the air to mock the student teacher*

Me: *laughing*

Alex: *smiles as he cONTINUES TO ALMOST HIT KYLE WHO’S BEHIND HIM*

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Me: Alex, we should just play the whole song by ourselves.

Alex: great idea Liz

*The whole orchestra is playing before the student teacher cuts us off*

*me and Alex continue to play five more measures before getting glared at by everyone else*

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Me: *airdrops a picture of my phone battery at 69% to nick saltsman*

Nick: *airdrops me a picture*

Me: *airdrops him a picture*

*this keeps going on for the rest of lunch to the point where I can’t do anything except his ‘decline’ over and over again*

Alex: *joins in and starts airdropping me things*

Nick: *eventually stops*

Alex: *HE WONT STOP*

Me: Oh mY GOD IT NEVER ENDS *vigorously tapping my phone screen*

Alex: *laughing his butt off as he continues to send me pictures*

Me: ALEEEXXXXXXXXXX

Alex: *uncontrollable laughter* *HE DOESNT STOP*

Alex: *Sends me a pic of Caden*

Me: *accepts it* *declines all of his other photos*

Alex: *laughing stops* woah woah woah, why did you accept that picture of caden?

Me: ...because he’s my friend?

Alex: oh ok *continues to send me pictures*

*lunch ends*

Alex: *walking me down to my locker* That was amazing

Me: IT WOULDNT STOP!!

Alex: You do know that you could turn your airdrop off?

Me:...no comment.

Alex: Oh, also, I have mine set so that I can send pictures but not receive them-

Me: wHAT!!!?

Alex: *snickering* Yeah-

Me: *punches his arm* oH MY GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Alex: *uncontrollable laughter as he walks down the hallway*

Me: Oh my god I hate you

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Me: *leaving algebra* *alex is in front of me*

Alex: *turns around and laughs at me again*

Me: A L E X

Alex: *starts laughing harder*

Me: You’re a jerk.

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(I’m pretty sure today in orchestra he just spent the whole day trying to make me laugh, which worked)

[yolandamontezistherealwildcat]

Thoughts on tonight’s black Lightning

1. Little kids takin green light and being kidnapped is heartbreaking

2. Anissa is hero goals

3. Those poor kids

4. Father daughter commutation is key

5. Bro, Lala and his cousin are alive and it’s freaky

6. Oh his cousin is a ghost.

7. Oh my god Lala just ripped his fuckin ear off and killed him

8. This man is evil but I guess had a conscience?

9. Yeeeees father daughter field work

10. Omg the kids are gone

11. They are combining their powers!!!!!! I love

12. My girl just jumped through that wall likes it nothing

13. Gambit is a tailor but all his clothes are made of lies.

14. Unrelated note: Khalil is a disappointment to me.

15. I wanna kick the ass of everyone in the ASA

16. 2 bits is not proud of everything he’s done butI’m proud of him for going to Jefferson.

17. Lala is the only villain I can’t really love

18. He is NOT putting up his mama’s life in exchange for business.

19. That fucker is

20. Anissa is serving looks! Love that shirt

21. Oh she’s lookin for her missing friend.

22. I can totally understand Jennifer, having powers is a total life change.

23. She should learn more.

24. Anissa is not good with people sometimes

25. oh well Jennifer combusted

26. Yeeees!! Lightning!!!!! My girl!!

27. Lynn is my science mom

28. This Gambi and Jeff breakup is affecting everyone

29. Oh the flirting. They’re adorable

30. I think I love and hate Gambi

31. I love Jefferson dad. He’s great.

32. I love how there aren’t any season long secrets like in the other shows. This is like bullshit free now. I hope.

33. Jennifer “how do you use the bathroom in your suit” pierce is amazing

34. 2 bits and black lightning are bro goals. They be helping each other.

35. That old lady is hilarious.

36. Oh she’s not an old lady.

37. I’m really liking 2 bits. I’m gonna be so hurt if something happens to him.

38. Someone should probs help Gambi

39. He’s old

40. “Test subjects” what a monster

41. Asshole looks like Donald Trump

42. Waterboarding is not what I thought I’d see today.

43. now I feel bad for Gambi.

44. These little kids selling drugs on the street is so sad.

45. Jefferson offering solutions and healthy learning to them is what a real educator is.

46. Ok now I understand Gambi

47. Fuckin hate the Voldemort/q tip looking asshole who is torturing him.

48. HARRIET

49. Oh Jennifer is electric

50. Oh damn, Jefferson is a battery, she’s a freakin generator.

51. I love this family

52. Yay!!! Little kid showed up!!!

53. “Where’s everyone else at, bruh?”

54. Where is the further? Right here. Who’s life is this? Mine. What are you go to do with it? Live it by any means necessary.

55. Love this shit

56. Evil men in trenchcoats interrupted good learning.

57. Oh they be kickin ass for each other.

58. I LOVE THIS FAMILY

59. Oh please make up.

60. Does this count as making up??

61. Oh shit is 2 bit gonna be his community person??

62. Oh it’s Lala again. Ugh

63. I love the music in this show. For real.

64. Oh when Tobias gets back! I do like Tobias, even if he’s evil.

65. Also kudos to this show for having an albino African actor play him.

66. Oh wow Jefferson’s old house.

67. “This dust is older than I am”

68. Jennifer has some attitude. She’s the angsty teenager but she’s smart.

69. I hate these scumbags. And that vice principal. I wanna kick her ass.

70. How dare she. She is supposed to protect those kids

71. Oh they know he’s black lightning.

72. Shit is gonna go down.

73. Wait isn’t that little kid lalas nephew? And he lives with his grandma, who’s probs lalas mom. That bastard

74.Next week is gonna be ridiculous.

[scrawlingskribbles]

Oops gonna jot down all my R.M.S. & Brandon’s First Ep thoughts HERE WE GOOOOOO~~ [[SPOILERS AHOYYY~]]

OLD MARRIED COUPLE;;;; MUCH IN LOVE. VERY MUCH LOVE <3333333333333333333333333

“with my terrible siiiiiiblingggssss!!!!!”

MAD SAM’S GOT A VOICE AAAAAA

with a newspaper mrkdjgkmnmdxl

holy go d it absolutely DID sound like he said “f***” x,DDDDDD

watching your bf sleep oml ;;;;;w;;;;;

“I love you” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOD~

every time I spot one of the codes in the background anymore I’m just like !!!!!! Hey!! x,D

R.M.S. is a true millennial~ x’3333 tbf they BOTH are x,DD

Brandon trying so hard to keep his bf with him ;;;;w;;;;

RMS HE LOVES YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

lol 69% battery huh 7w7

that music made me nervous for a second fhfhfhfsjsjf okay no it’s okay

I’m glad that they hang out tho~ :’3c think that was a post-Plazalympics thing? Well no they were all together in Everybody Likes Rad too so~

oh no pls tell he he can actually taste---okay~ TwT

....... why is Drupe so Chill here???? x’DD

“Unlesssss you want to give me a raaaaaaise~?” [DENIED] *SNORTS*

Brandon........ *sighs* x,3

“our” collection *sobs*

THE WHOLE FAM!!!!!!!!!!!! omg that’s THIS episode????

- well Darrell wasn’t lying I guess x,D

DANG!!!!!! HA R SH! ! ! ! ! !! ! 

Raymond just standing there taking his lumps fjhsdjkhghjsdjgnsvgh

DARRELLLLL x’3333333333 ((god #relatable tho))

- just OOH LOOK!!!! *Y O I N K~!!*

[most monotone Rad voice ever] “heads up.” “watch out.”

omg no wait it’s taken already isn’t it?

- oh god is it Drupe?

- PGFHSBFKJFSJFK x,DDDDDD

s’fine that means y’all get to stay together~ (well I mean if boss’ll even take RMS back---)

“Don’t scream. Just hug.” look even Mad Sam ships it LISTE N---

*snorts* awwwwwww that was cuuuuuuttteeeeee ;;;;;;w;;;;;;

[elizabeth-kathleen]

Tagged by @glorious--headfuck     thanks for tagging me! :)

1. Nickname: Liz, Pooh Bear, Liz Lemon

2. Gender: Female

3. Zodiac: Leo

4. Height: 5′4″, apparently.

5. Age: 24

6. Time: 9:18 p.m. (9:59 by the time I finished because I’m terrible at doing things efficiently)

7. Favourite bands: My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, One Direction (judge me), Fall Out Boy

8. Song stuck in my head: *mumbles* The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

9. Last movie I saw: In the theater, Deadpool 2. At home, The Karate Kid.

10. Last thing I googled: John Mulaney because Hayley couldn’t place his name and needed to see his face to know who I was talking about

11. Other blogs: a One Direction blog and a WWE blog

12. Do I get asks: Never and I’m salty about it

13. Why I chose my username: It’s my name?

14. Following: 69. No that’s not on purpose.

15. Average amount of sleep: As Much As Possible. Probably 7 to 8 hours a night.

16. Lucky number: 25

17. What am I wearing: undies

18. Dream job: Filing. Nothing but organizing papers and putting them where they need to be. I don’t want to have to find them again, just put them in their place. Or, if I need to say a ~real job~, something with studying the psychology of serial killers. It fascinates me how their brains tell them that murder is a good idea. Like, how does that happen?? Murder is literally The Worst Thing You Could Do.

19. Dream trip: I haven’t really thought about it. Maybe California for the weather, Colorado for the mountains. Ireland looks beautiful in all the pictures I’ve seen. Also maybe England just because. And Australia.

20. Favorite food: I can never pick but I think it’s currently a tie between mac and cheese and anything involving ice cream, both of which my mild lactose intolerance puts up a fight about.

21. Play any instrument: I played the trumpet in sixth and seventh grade and I have a guitar I took out of the box once so...no.

22. Favourite song: Of all time, Down Under by Men At Work. Right now, Only Angel by Harry Styles.

23. Play(ed) any sport: I took ballet for ten years does that count

24. Hair colour: A very boring brown.

25. Eye colour: Blue but my selfie camera thinks they’re green.

26. Language you speak/are learning: I can only speak English. I know a teensy bit of sign language, and I NEED to learn Spanish for work.

27. Random fact: I work at a battery store, so I know a lot more about batteries than the average person probably ever needs to know.

28. Describe yourself as an aesthetic/things: oh God. um...Mom Friend, Glitter AF (on the inside at least), somebody help me out here I don’t know what else I am.

tagging @hopelesslydevotedtoelizabeth​, @genericwhitebitch, and IAN @squilliam-shakesqueer because for some reason it won’t let me tag you no matter how many times I try. Also anyone else who wants to do this feel free