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Helloo ribbon are ya okay? ~ @envelopesofbadluck
Ribbon spoke, wrapped in a bundle of blankets in bed, sniffling. His voice was more nasally than usual. "yes, I've just been... sick."
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my boss has not made a more general announcement about how she's fricking bailing on us. literally already gone multiple states away. taking a new position elsewhere! so I keep being in meetings where she is notably not, explaining to the other attendants why precisely that is so, and I'm getting a lot of immensely cathartic 'oh what the *mic cutoff*' reactions
office worker tip #whatever: outsource your outrage to people who are not direct-reports, because you deserve to hear someone call (or at least see muted people mouthing) bullshit, but unfortunately if you say it yourself your boss even from 400mi away will hear and fire you
#yapping tag#also very personally validating hearing people frantically ask 'but you aren't leaving too right??' and getting to reassure them#sometimes the chronic scrambling to provide unpredictable deliverables does make me feel like I'm not as good at my job as I'd like to be#but hearing from everyone else that I am in fact thought of as The Reliable One in my department is so reassuring#closing down after my zoom meetings and hugging my krogan pillows and doing my deep breathing exercises#telling myself again and again in my most soothing tones that I am the only one who ever even considered they might not re-up my contract#today is the 5th and if they were going to fire ahem 'choose not to keep on with' me they would have had to tell me by half an hour ago#hooray I am employed at least one more year!#honestly I probably am the only one who thought they might not but I am the only reliable paycheck in my house and The Fear doesn't care#krogan pillows save me
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2nd batch of minecraft server stuff bleh
#smiling friends#allan smiling friends#grim smiling friends#pim smiling friends#allan red#pim pimling#grimothy gromble#smiling friends mc stuff#bj.art#more tags context yay:#first two are referencing how we added an alcohol plugin & allan was the main person who monopolized brewing#& when that happened there would be multiple times where people would ask for his strongest and drink it without questioning what it was#which is crazy because it literally says 'looks poisonous' right under the name of it but they drank it anyway almost every time#3rd one is a reference for all allan's scars#which are drawn on a basis of what major injuries he survived#not on what injuries killed him if the injuries kill him they dont scar#4th is based on the fact that he has to constantly fight the salamander allegations ( he is losing )#5th is just general doodles & tidbits about his design#& last is from the picnic that pim hosted after grim pretty much traumatized allan by hunting him down anywhere he went for a bit#fun things happening over on the smiling friends minecraft server
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Ciri, quietly pondering to herself: ‘ Do not let him know how awkward you are. ‘
Roche: Nice weather.
Ciri: Oh, thanks—. . . What?
You know what, I can totally see Ciri falling for this guy
I mean I know nothing about his personality or skills, but he has a motorcycle. I approve of this Witcher x final fantasy ship! Maybe. Idk. Like I said I literally know nothing about him and I refuse to do more than an image search. Anyway he looks like he’d be awkward too! I don’t write for either of those fandoms, so I’m not taking that as a prompt.
#roche ff7#cirilla fiona elen riannon#Witcher x final fantasy#if that is not ff7 Roche I’m sorry#pls don’t blame me blame Google#anyway please stop bothering me#write your own rare pair fics#you know who ships voltehre x Schrödinger?#me I do#so I wrote my own fics for it and screamed at my friends#but I never bugged people to the point of annoyance about them#listen I have created three Witcher rare pairs with help#you will get no sympathy from me#i have to underline with help#thank you one who actually did 75% of the heavy lifting#I just went “hey what if”#buckle down and write your own fics#stop annoying people with asks#and then maybe people will stop hating the ship so much#to all the non Witcher people seeing this:#this person has been spamming Witcher blogs with anon asks about this ship for a very long time#and even when ignored or reported or whatever#does not stop#and we’re all kinda sick of it at this point#anyway this is like the 5th or 6th one I’ve gotten#usually I just delete them but I’m in a bad mood today
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so like i know the center of the venn diagram of people who have both 1) played digimon survive 2) read watership down AND remember it, is like, really really tiny, but if you were to pick ONE rabbit that represents both shuuji+lopmon as a single unit who would it be . im torn between hazel and fiver
sorry to put this in the tag , i know 0 people in my immediate periphery who fit both categories as far as I know so i wanna try reaching out further
#digimon survive#i havent read watership down since 5th grade but ive seen it mentioned like three or four times in the past couple of months so i wonder if#thats a sign to reread it#also if ur asking urself why i am asking this question in the first place its bc i have a list of hypothetical biomerges for the others#and most of them are gonna have to be original designs and I need a name for shuuji and lopmons
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I hate my bank. I can't even spend money. what do you mean card rejected. why does everything look like a fraud to you. it's steam dot com. grow up!
#I HATE THIS#I made a normal purchase not 5 days ago and now it won't work. I'm at my limit#once again will have to ask my mother assistance I guess. most adult I've ever been#putting my teeth around my bank throat and biting down hard#this would be the 4th/5th time I'll have to go to fix shit#the thing that makes me FURIOUS is that they communicate nothing. one mail? a single SMS? no. nothing#they just leave you in the dark. you have to guess what the fuck is happening#when my card got fully blocked they didn't not tell me at all. weeks passed before I realized and they did nothing#why always this 😭😭 can I make one purchase without issues 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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*breaks the 4th wall and gives ribbon misfortune's prototype design for what he would've looked like in the show, aka giant orange cat*
Ribbon discreetly hides it within his book that's of Misfortune.
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Kasper Schmeichel during the FH of the cursed European Qualifier match between Denmark vs Kazakhstan on the 26th of March, 2023
#Kasper Schmeichel#SUNNY WHERE THESE MADE USING A POTATO!?#NOPE! IT WAS USING A LITTLE ROCK WITH HANDPAINTED EYES THANK YOU FOR ASKING#the way he touches his 🍈ttie in the 5th gif... come touch mine like that too king 🥺🥺#hashtag if you're feeling down let me feel you up ❤🥺#throw me around like a ball please 👉🏻👈🏻#king thicccness#danish captain america#Big Daddy 🥺
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i asked a kindergartner today "i heard another teacher call you she and her like a girl, is that true?" and the kid nodded and i said im sorry i didn't know, is there another name i should call you too or is [name] ok? and she said "just [name]. or.. maybe i can do something else?" and i was like ok if you think of another name you like let me know! and she smiled and im like 💖💞💘💗💓💕💘💕💗💝💗 normal.
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'got dirk tried again got dirk again' oh my godddd idk how the uquiz did it but changing answers slightly out of fear of misrepresenting urself is soooo dirk core and the quiz calling u out on it TWICE is so funny (affectionate)
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I SPENT ALL DAY THINKING ABOUT THIS
I AM JUST TRYING TO FIND SOME HAIR DYE WHILE ALSO TRYING TO DECIDE HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT HOLDING POWER OVER OTHERS SIMULTANEOUSLY REMEMBERING SEVERAL INSTANCES I HAD THAT POWER OR WANTED TO AND HOW IT TIES INTO MY OTHER ISSUES
IT PLAGUES ME
and then I fucking saw this ask and was like ah whatever I'll do it the third time. what's the harm.
and I got vriska
#I thought I would get jade when I first did the quiz you know#fuck it I'll do the quiz THE FORTH time where I will blatantly lie a bit to see if it's the reason I thought so#we are in the science zone now#NO ITS STILL DIRK#IS IT REALLY THE POWER ANIME HOLDS#IS DIRK JUST ANIMEFIED VRISKA#fuck it 5th time#okay I got John and it tells me. to face my problems#now that I think of it trying to tweak your results to see why the fuck quiz is slandering you like that is something dirk would do#okay attempt 6 I am telling lies but keeping the anime#still dirk#either my lies are not lying enough or the anime is that strong#I'm sorry I am doing all that instead of saying haha you're right tumblr user red-elric but I can't calm down#attempt 7: more lies with anime#they're not as much lies as things that are sorta true but they're not like true-teue#like the quiz asks for biggest flaw and you give like idk 4th#anyway yes I got dirk again#fuck it I'll say everything I said first time BUT I will say I like emo music#that might be the key to getting vriska#okay liking emo music alone isn't enough to be vriska#I think I just fucked any opportunity to deny my dirkness with this#but as a final round#I will. simply lie at everything I can to get jade stay by for updates#noo i got roxy#...should I try to see what it takes to go from roxy to jade#okay no I said it's the final round#BUT DOES IT MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND JADE ENOUGH#OR IS IT THE QUIZ MAKER WHO IS WRONG#ooooh I have 2 more tags#nya kawaii desu
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get anthony’d
i fucking love to get anthonyd thank u moth !!!
#i just came back from a walk outside and WHY IS IT 80 FUCKING DEGREES?????????????? ITS APRIL 5TH SLOW THE FUCK DOWN#asks#anthony green
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Folks. I am going. Insane
#so. there's this person that i work with at times and the first time i saw them i was like. you. you know what destiel is.#and they always sprinkled in little details about fan culture etc#and today i asked them about their thesis.#guess.#fucking. guess.#november 5th destiel putin election.#they finished saying that and i had to. i had to lay down my head. i literally laid down my head on my arm for a second or two.#i am still speechless.#this is pretty much the first time in real life i have kind of talked with someone who was/is on tumblr about tumblr (for#like - 2 min)#and the amount of whiplash it gave me#my god.#anyway#it was funny tho
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Jokes aside, with German delivery services, you literally need to guard the door because they will do everything they can to avoid delivering to you. They’ll leave a note saying, "Oh, sowwy :( we couldn't reach you (we didn't even ring the fucking bell). You can pick up this 20 kg box that you specifically asked to be delivered to your door at the package station, which is 1 km away from you, with no convenient transportation means. <3 Have a good day! And hey, you can skip leg and arm workouts the next time you go to the gym!"
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
#kinda personal#these guys are WILD#I mean I understand it's incredibly hard to bring the box up to the 5th (technically 6th because apparently E is your 1st) floor#When you work like that for the whole day - it's physically demanding#I ask to only deliver it to the entry door and ring the door bell which is outside so I can get down and take it#But yeah#It's not always the case but it's happening quite often
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~*~ Before the war, it wasn't uncommon that the small fifth seat of the Gobantai was out late. Her mind had struggled with quieting down before. Nowadays, it was worse. She hadn't been able to sleep through the night in so long that it was all too apparent. Even her late night walks didn't help wear her down enough.
She knew she wasn't the only one that was still hurting from what happened. There had been too many of their numbers lost in horrific ways. Those who survived hadn't made it through unscathed. It took a toll on the entirety of the Gotei.
Kaisa left her quarters in the Fifth Division. She'd been unable to fall asleep with her own memories of the war playing each time her eyelids closed. The young soul walked, not stopping and not going anywhere in particular. Eventually, she realized she'd ended up just outside of the Ichibantai. Her feet unintentionally brought her there, a place she'd only been in to deliver paperwork once in a great while.
Her dazed self lifted her left hand and placed it against the wall to the entrance. Haunted emerald eyes were unfocused, and her shoddily cut curls were a mess.
"It looks almost the same... but everything was broken..." she murmured about herself and the Gotei as a whole.
@criticalcrux for Shunsui
#~*~ down but not out ~*~ ic#criticalcrux#v: post tybw#v: 5th division#v: 5th seat#depression cw#depression tw#grief cw#grief tw#ask to tag
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i don’t know the official day i started using tumblr (my very first account has long since been lost to the sands of time after being overrun by cobwebs) but after digging through my emails i know i’ve been here since at least May 23rd of 2020 and though that’s not nearly as long as other people, it feels like an eternity.
Happy (late) four year tumblr anniversary to me, it truly has felt i’ve been here so much longer and i love how engrained this place is in my heart
unless the site is burned to the ground with nothing left i’m pretty sure i’ll never leave <3 (despite the fact there are still problems here)
#kiwi shares their thoughts#i don’t know why i’m so sentimental all of a sudden about this#but truly you have no idea (or maybe you do if you’ve been here since a young age and stayed) how big a part tumblr has played in my life#i didn’t get here because of covid but it coincidentally lined up with when the pandemic hit the US#so the timing of it kinda worked out really well#i’d discovered ✨ wattpad ✨ and the joys of fanfic a little before lockdown was declared#can’t be more than a month before that it feels#and subsequently found tumblr after having to go out foraging to scrounge for more daminette fics#i accidentally stumbled into maribat while on wattpad and joined tumblr when i found more fics for it on here#and from tumblr i discovered the joys of ao3 (bye wattpad)#funny thing but later down the line#i realized i’d used(?) tumblr way before creating an account#i dont remember when but previously id stumbled into both the scarlet lady comics and the “i love a dork” comics#as well as just being exposed to a lot of screenshots of various fandom related tumblr incorrect quotes through google images#and i used to be obsessed with different popular disney princess tumblr posts#i think i used to google “disney princes funny tumblr” or something like that to find them#and my friends in 4th or 5th grade exposed me to an artist on tumblr (not that any of us knew the tumblr part) who i actually follow now#we’d literally just google their user name with like “black cat” or “art” or something and then go to the image tab#that artists art has been my school account profile picture for YEARS now#i think at the time we didn’t realize it was one artist though#at least i didn’t#the username was so unique that i just thought it was an art style#anyways the reason i think maybe i’m being super sentimental is that my bday is coming up#(it’s on the 11th)#and it feels like the age i’m turning is a big milestone#maybe not a HUGE milestone#but it’s the age i would always put when games or websites would ask for my age and i would lie 🥺#oof big rant#i think i have a tag for that#kiwi’s tag tangents
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And acting like only trans men or men who are otherwise queer can be safe like this is wrong! Every single man on the planet has the ability to behave in a way that makes him safe to be around, it's just a matter of whether or not he chooses to behave that way. And there *are* cishet men who are safe to be around and it's not only wrong but honestly cruel to pretend there aren't. It's a disservice to people of all genders.
hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.
#one of my oldest friends is a cishet guy i've known since 9th grade#been friends with since 10th grade#and an important thing to understand about that is how *bizarre* that was for me at the time#i'd had guy friends in elementary school#but by high school i was largely distrustful of men & teenage boys#bc they *scared* me#my father had become an aggressive & emotionally abusive man by that point#and i'd spent 5th through 8th grade being tormented by my classmates with a couple of the primary bullies being boys in my class#and i was immersed in evangelical purity culture#i absolutely did not trust men in general#and in 10th grade this guy from homeroom who barely knew me ended up being the only person to notice something was wrong one morning#when i had just had a huge fight with my stepdad on the way to school#i don't even remember what the fight was about#but i do remember my now friend being the only one to notice i'd been crying#and not just asking me if i was okay#but walking me to the guidance counselor's office & trying to comfort me the whole time after i just broke down on him#and then finding me later & following up to make sure i was okay & to ask if there was anything else he could do#and i wanna emphasize that at that point we were not friends#we were just classmates who sat near eachother in homeroom & sometimes chatted about books#he has however been one of my best friends since that day#and in the over 15 years since has shown himself over & over again to be a kind & loving human who i feel safe around
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