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2-b-flower · 1 year ago
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Helloo ribbon are ya okay? ~ @envelopesofbadluck
Ribbon spoke, wrapped in a bundle of blankets in bed, sniffling. His voice was more nasally than usual. "yes, I've just been... sick."
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ereborne · 3 months ago
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my boss has not made a more general announcement about how she's fricking bailing on us. literally already gone multiple states away. taking a new position elsewhere! so I keep being in meetings where she is notably not, explaining to the other attendants why precisely that is so, and I'm getting a lot of immensely cathartic 'oh what the *mic cutoff*' reactions
office worker tip #whatever: outsource your outrage to people who are not direct-reports, because you deserve to hear someone call (or at least see muted people mouthing) bullshit, but unfortunately if you say it yourself your boss even from 400mi away will hear and fire you
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salamanderallan · 4 months ago
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2nd batch of minecraft server stuff bleh
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borealwrites · 6 months ago
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Ciri, quietly pondering to herself: ‘ Do not let him know how awkward you are. ‘
Roche: Nice weather.
Ciri: Oh, thanks—. . . What?
You know what, I can totally see Ciri falling for this guy
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I mean I know nothing about his personality or skills, but he has a motorcycle. I approve of this Witcher x final fantasy ship! Maybe. Idk. Like I said I literally know nothing about him and I refuse to do more than an image search. Anyway he looks like he’d be awkward too! I don’t write for either of those fandoms, so I’m not taking that as a prompt.
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fearowkenya · 1 year ago
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so like i know the center of the venn diagram of people who have both 1) played digimon survive 2) read watership down AND remember it, is like, really really tiny, but if you were to pick ONE rabbit that represents both shuuji+lopmon as a single unit who would it be . im torn between hazel and fiver
sorry to put this in the tag , i know 0 people in my immediate periphery who fit both categories as far as I know so i wanna try reaching out further
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gnaga37 · 4 months ago
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I hate my bank. I can't even spend money. what do you mean card rejected. why does everything look like a fraud to you. it's steam dot com. grow up!
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2-b-flower · 1 year ago
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*breaks the 4th wall and gives ribbon misfortune's prototype design for what he would've looked like in the show, aka giant orange cat*
Ribbon discreetly hides it within his book that's of Misfortune.
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somedaytakethetime · 2 years ago
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Kasper Schmeichel during the FH of the cursed European Qualifier match between Denmark vs Kazakhstan on the 26th of March, 2023
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holyviolence · 2 years ago
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i asked a kindergartner today "i heard another teacher call you she and her like a girl, is that true?" and the kid nodded and i said im sorry i didn't know, is there another name i should call you too or is [name] ok? and she said "just [name]. or.. maybe i can do something else?" and i was like ok if you think of another name you like let me know! and she smiled and im like 💖💞💘💗💓💕💘💕💗💝💗 normal.
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losyash · 2 years ago
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'got dirk tried again got dirk again' oh my godddd idk how the uquiz did it but changing answers slightly out of fear of misrepresenting urself is soooo dirk core and the quiz calling u out on it TWICE is so funny (affectionate)
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I SPENT ALL DAY THINKING ABOUT THIS
I AM JUST TRYING TO FIND SOME HAIR DYE WHILE ALSO TRYING TO DECIDE HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT HOLDING POWER OVER OTHERS SIMULTANEOUSLY REMEMBERING SEVERAL INSTANCES I HAD THAT POWER OR WANTED TO AND HOW IT TIES INTO MY OTHER ISSUES
IT PLAGUES ME
and then I fucking saw this ask and was like ah whatever I'll do it the third time. what's the harm.
and I got vriska
#I thought I would get jade when I first did the quiz you know#fuck it I'll do the quiz THE FORTH time where I will blatantly lie a bit to see if it's the reason I thought so#we are in the science zone now#NO ITS STILL DIRK#IS IT REALLY THE POWER ANIME HOLDS#IS DIRK JUST ANIMEFIED VRISKA#fuck it 5th time#okay I got John and it tells me. to face my problems#now that I think of it trying to tweak your results to see why the fuck quiz is slandering you like that is something dirk would do#okay attempt 6 I am telling lies but keeping the anime#still dirk#either my lies are not lying enough or the anime is that strong#I'm sorry I am doing all that instead of saying haha you're right tumblr user red-elric but I can't calm down#attempt 7: more lies with anime#they're not as much lies as things that are sorta true but they're not like true-teue#like the quiz asks for biggest flaw and you give like idk 4th#anyway yes I got dirk again#fuck it I'll say everything I said first time BUT I will say I like emo music#that might be the key to getting vriska#okay liking emo music alone isn't enough to be vriska#I think I just fucked any opportunity to deny my dirkness with this#but as a final round#I will. simply lie at everything I can to get jade stay by for updates#noo i got roxy#...should I try to see what it takes to go from roxy to jade#okay no I said it's the final round#BUT DOES IT MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND JADE ENOUGH#OR IS IT THE QUIZ MAKER WHO IS WRONG#ooooh I have 2 more tags#nya kawaii desu
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dutchwinter · 2 years ago
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get anthony’d
i fucking love to get anthonyd thank u moth !!!
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official-lauchzwiebel · 2 years ago
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Folks. I am going. Insane
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akirathedramaqueen · 3 months ago
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Jokes aside, with German delivery services, you literally need to guard the door because they will do everything they can to avoid delivering to you. They’ll leave a note saying, "Oh, sowwy :( we couldn't reach you (we didn't even ring the fucking bell). You can pick up this 20 kg box that you specifically asked to be delivered to your door at the package station, which is 1 km away from you, with no convenient transportation means. <3 Have a good day! And hey, you can skip leg and arm workouts the next time you go to the gym!"
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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codename-freya · 2 years ago
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~*~ Before the war, it wasn't uncommon that the small fifth seat of the Gobantai was out late. Her mind had struggled with quieting down before. Nowadays, it was worse. She hadn't been able to sleep through the night in so long that it was all too apparent. Even her late night walks didn't help wear her down enough.
She knew she wasn't the only one that was still hurting from what happened. There had been too many of their numbers lost in horrific ways. Those who survived hadn't made it through unscathed. It took a toll on the entirety of the Gotei.
Kaisa left her quarters in the Fifth Division. She'd been unable to fall asleep with her own memories of the war playing each time her eyelids closed. The young soul walked, not stopping and not going anywhere in particular. Eventually, she realized she'd ended up just outside of the Ichibantai. Her feet unintentionally brought her there, a place she'd only been in to deliver paperwork once in a great while.
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Her dazed self lifted her left hand and placed it against the wall to the entrance. Haunted emerald eyes were unfocused, and her shoddily cut curls were a mess.
"It looks almost the same... but everything was broken..." she murmured about herself and the Gotei as a whole.
@criticalcrux for Shunsui
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calico-kiwi · 6 months ago
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i don’t know the official day i started using tumblr (my very first account has long since been lost to the sands of time after being overrun by cobwebs) but after digging through my emails i know i’ve been here since at least May 23rd of 2020 and though that’s not nearly as long as other people, it feels like an eternity.
Happy (late) four year tumblr anniversary to me, it truly has felt i’ve been here so much longer and i love how engrained this place is in my heart
unless the site is burned to the ground with nothing left i’m pretty sure i’ll never leave <3 (despite the fact there are still problems here)
#kiwi shares their thoughts#i don’t know why i’m so sentimental all of a sudden about this#but truly you have no idea (or maybe you do if you’ve been here since a young age and stayed) how big a part tumblr has played in my life#i didn’t get here because of covid but it coincidentally lined up with when the pandemic hit the US#so the timing of it kinda worked out really well#i’d discovered ✨ wattpad ✨ and the joys of fanfic a little before lockdown was declared#can’t be more than a month before that it feels#and subsequently found tumblr after having to go out foraging to scrounge for more daminette fics#i accidentally stumbled into maribat while on wattpad and joined tumblr when i found more fics for it on here#and from tumblr i discovered the joys of ao3 (bye wattpad)#funny thing but later down the line#i realized i’d used(?) tumblr way before creating an account#i dont remember when but previously id stumbled into both the scarlet lady comics and the “i love a dork” comics#as well as just being exposed to a lot of screenshots of various fandom related tumblr incorrect quotes through google images#and i used to be obsessed with different popular disney princess tumblr posts#i think i used to google “disney princes funny tumblr” or something like that to find them#and my friends in 4th or 5th grade exposed me to an artist on tumblr (not that any of us knew the tumblr part) who i actually follow now#we’d literally just google their user name with like “black cat” or “art” or something and then go to the image tab#that artists art has been my school account profile picture for YEARS now#i think at the time we didn’t realize it was one artist though#at least i didn’t#the username was so unique that i just thought it was an art style#anyways the reason i think maybe i’m being super sentimental is that my bday is coming up#(it’s on the 11th)#and it feels like the age i’m turning is a big milestone#maybe not a HUGE milestone#but it’s the age i would always put when games or websites would ask for my age and i would lie 🥺#oof big rant#i think i have a tag for that#kiwi’s tag tangents
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rinielelrandir · 8 days ago
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And acting like only trans men or men who are otherwise queer can be safe like this is wrong! Every single man on the planet has the ability to behave in a way that makes him safe to be around, it's just a matter of whether or not he chooses to behave that way. And there *are* cishet men who are safe to be around and it's not only wrong but honestly cruel to pretend there aren't. It's a disservice to people of all genders.
hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.
#one of my oldest friends is a cishet guy i've known since 9th grade#been friends with since 10th grade#and an important thing to understand about that is how *bizarre* that was for me at the time#i'd had guy friends in elementary school#but by high school i was largely distrustful of men & teenage boys#bc they *scared* me#my father had become an aggressive & emotionally abusive man by that point#and i'd spent 5th through 8th grade being tormented by my classmates with a couple of the primary bullies being boys in my class#and i was immersed in evangelical purity culture#i absolutely did not trust men in general#and in 10th grade this guy from homeroom who barely knew me ended up being the only person to notice something was wrong one morning#when i had just had a huge fight with my stepdad on the way to school#i don't even remember what the fight was about#but i do remember my now friend being the only one to notice i'd been crying#and not just asking me if i was okay#but walking me to the guidance counselor's office & trying to comfort me the whole time after i just broke down on him#and then finding me later & following up to make sure i was okay & to ask if there was anything else he could do#and i wanna emphasize that at that point we were not friends#we were just classmates who sat near eachother in homeroom & sometimes chatted about books#he has however been one of my best friends since that day#and in the over 15 years since has shown himself over & over again to be a kind & loving human who i feel safe around
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