#50/50 babyyyyyy

[little-snails-log]

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS

Y'all need to know, something fucking hilarious just happened. I'm not going to post the picture but I WILL rant in the tags!

[willyismybicycle]

YES BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[emocheol]

night out

how your boyfriend shows his love for you when he’s under the influence

contains: alcohol consumption, gn!reader, sweet lovely tooth rottingly sweet seungcheol

whenever seungcheol wanted to go drinking you almost always accompanied him.

he was a clingy and affectionate drunk, so even if you weren’t with him you’d still feel his affection from the 20 calls and 50 text messages that he’d send you.

today, he needed to celebrate an achievement with a few friends and, of course, you accompanied them.

the night was winding down and you could tell seungcheol was way out of his tipsy range and much further into his nearly incapacitated range.

he had his head on your shoulder while you had an arm around his shoulder, slowly rubbing his arm while you talked to his friends across the table.

you noticed him fumbling for his phone and you looked down at him quizzically.

“what’re you doing, cheol?” you asked gently, while he pulled up his text messages.

“i need to text my partner…” he mumbled, “need to tell them how much i love them…” he said quietly, tapping on his keyboard and sending nearly incoherent texts to you.

you just played along with it for the time being, knowing that sooner or later he’d realize you weren’t responding and that you’re right there.

[cheolie] 2:02am: kiss yu so much

2:02am: babyyyyyy i lovd u

2:02am: you aee rhe lifht of my life

2:03am: why ru not repsodning to me?????

2:04am: are uu mad at me :((((

your phone consistently buzzed with notifications and you couldn’t help but smile at the texts that came from your boyfriend.

“guys… i think y/n is mad at me,” seungcheol finally said, slowly but surely sitting up and bringing his head off your shoulder.

your friends from across the table just looked between the two of you and laughed.

“what makes you think that?” you asked curiously, putting a hand on his thigh.

seungcheol just gasped at your contact on him and quickly pushed himself the furthest he could get away from you. “what are you doing! i have a partner! only they get to touch me!” he nearly shouted, pressing himself against the wall as if he could materialize into it.

once again, you all laughed at his antics. he, on the other hand, seemed utterly disgusted at the thought of someone who wasn’t you being near him. he squeezed his eyes shut and refused to look at you.

“cheol, baby, look at me,” you cooed gently, scooting over to him and trying to get him to face you.

“no! only my partner gets to call me that! can’t look at anyone else, don’t want to.” he said firmly, turning his chin up like an upset toddler.

when you realized this was going to take a little longer than usual you looked over at your friends with a smile and motioned that they could leave. “don’t worry we’ll pay,” you reminded them, knowing that seungcheol always wanted to be the one to pay anyways.

after they left it was just you and seungcheol at the table, him still refusing to look at you.

you decided to use your only option and pulled out your phone to text him.

[you] 2:17am: i’m not mad baby

2:17am: can you please look at the person sitting next to you?

when his phone buzzed with your notification he gasped and quickly pulled it out to check, a frown on his face when he read your last message.

[cheolie] 2:17am: but it’s not u :(

2:17am: only wanna look at you

his texts made your heart warm, but you still had a mission to accomplish.

[you] 2:17am: just look baby i promise it’ll be okay

at your coaxing message he finally put his phone down and slowly looked over at you. the gears were shifting in his head as he took in your face, slowly recognizing you.

“y/n!” he exclaimed, finally leaving his place against the wall and scooting right up against you, throwing his arms around your waist and nuzzling into your neck. “i didn’t know you were here! someone was trying to touch me and i told them no! i only have eyes for you.” he said sweetly, looking up at you with big glassy eyes and a sweet pout, waiting for your praise.

you just laughed at his antics and brought a hand to his hair to smooth it down. “i’m glad, baby, are you ready to go home?” you asked, noticing how his eyes were already shutting as he found his comfy spot in the crook of your neck.

“‘m ready, wanna go to sleep,” he said with a yawn, an iron grip around your waist as his voice got slower, signifying that he was close to sleep.

“let’s go then,” you said, tapping his shoulder as to make him get up, but he wouldn’t budge, “seungcheol, you big baby, you’re going to have to walk yourself,” you teased, poking his side and trying to shove him a bit so he sat upright.

“don’t wanna,” he said stubbornly, leaning even further into you as you tried to get him up.

you sighed and shook your head, “we can’t stay here all night, don’t you want to sleep in our nice bed?” you tried to coax again, you both knew he would be much comfier at home.

“fine.” he said with a huff, knowing you got him there.

he slowly unwrapped himself from you and stood up, swaying a bit as he tried to steady himself. you, on the other hand, came up next to him and grabbed one of his arms to sling over your shoulder, hoping you could provide some type of balance to his walking.

as you exited the restaurant you quickly paid at the front with seungcheol’s card and made your way to the car, dumping him in the front seat and fastening his seatbelt for him.

before you could close the door he held up a hand and motioned for you to come closer to him. you decided to entertain him and moved closer. when you were only inches from his face he decided it was enough and looked at you with love struck eyes, surveying every inch of your face.

“can’t believe you’re mine, you’re so perfect,” he mumbled, pecking your lips quickly with a little giggle.

this made your cheeks heat up just a little bit and you shook your head. “you’re sappy when you’re drunk, huh?” you teased, leaning down and giving him a quick kiss on the cheek.

“it’s because i loooove you,” he said honestly, anyone would be able to tell that from how he was looking at you, as if you hung the moon and the stars.

you held up your finger to have him give you a moment and you shut his door, quickly rounding the car and slipping into the drivers seat. once you had fastened your seatbelt and started the car you looked back over at him.

“i love you too,” you whispered, but he was already fast asleep.

—

bonus:

the next morning seungcheol woke up with a pounding headache and threw the covers over his head to hide from the rays of light seeping through your curtains.

“morning, sunshine,” you teased, rolling over and making yourself comfortable next to him since you’d been awake for some time.

“morning, baby, my head hurts like hell…” he groaned, voice thick with sleep.

you pointed to the nightstand nearest to him that had a glass of water and pain relievers on it.

“you’re a godsend,” he said honestly, quickly downing the pills and water before settling back into bed next to you.

“fun night?” you asked with a little laugh, not quite sure how much he remembered of anything.

“mhm…” he trailed off, playing with your hair absentmindedly, “i didn’t do anything embarrassing, right?” he asked, knowing that when he couldn’t remember the night he usually did something unusual.

“well, you forgot who i was and wouldn’t even look at me until i texted you and said it was okay.” you explained with a laugh.

seungcheol looked at you with wide eyes and buried his head into a pillow.

“i’m never drinking again.”

[lazorbeanz]

Here's a list I made of random thoughts and reactions I had during and after watching STH3 hehehrmrr why did I make this…

(Part 1 🫠)

!spoilers ahead duh!

- damnit Kyle

- ACOUSTIC LIVE AND LEARN?! it’s so peaceful

- Did flashbacks of past trauma just jolt shadow out of a 50 year stasis?-

- bro really took the “woke up (from a 50 year coma) and chose violence” saying literally HDHDHHSD

- Movie Shadow is so cool I LOVE

- Still silly as always hehe 🤭🤭🤭

I just love how that iconic level completed/victory tune played during that last scene ^

- HAHA OZZY GET SUBTITLES!!

DOGGY TRANSLATOR :D

“You stole my hoomans” IM WHEEZING

- okay is it coincidence that where their camping site was, was in the same area as Sonic’s old cave orrr…

Anyways nice lil trip down memory lane! ^-^ also interesting to see that not everything of Sonic’s got moved from the cave into Tom and Maddie’s house

- Omg the ✨stateoftheartsecuritysystem✨ made a return xD good to see he can still master them nunchucks…

- I swear this kid could draw better at like 3 yrs old then I could at 16 🥲

- Tom: *trying to have a wholesome father to son conversation*

Sonic: “yah…iN mA LuNgS”

Tom (in his head probably lmao): “where is this kid’s braincells-“

- “I don’t know what I’d do without ya…*scene switches over to shadow* I’d probably be a totally different hedgehog”

BYE I’m sobbing that was just a SAD move. WHYY DID YOU DO THAT😭😭

- You heard him…leave the lil guy alone :(

- “peace…” “quiet…” STOPPP YOUR GONNA JINX- aaaand yep called it. Here come the uninvited guests 🚁

- *Neon starts playing during the helicopter scene* AWW HELL YEAAAA BANGER SONG + BANGER SCENE = PEAK CINEMA RRRAAAHHHHH

- look at Tails being the copilot HES SO ADORABLE I LOVEEEEE🥹🥹🥹 the little detail of the helmet shifting forward as he looks down..still too big on him but he looks so happy wearing it AAAAAAA

- ONE MILLION PERCENT MUSCLE™️ MENTIONED!!!!

- THE SKYDIVING SCENE WAS AAAAARGH SO COOL I WAS FLAT OUT JAMMING TO THE SONG ATST AKBDJABDJAND I LOVED THEIR SMOOTH AS FORMATIONS AND THEN THE HEROIC LANDING GRAAAAHHHHH

- Tails: “woah…these energy readings are off the chart…”

Meanwhile my sonic boom brainrotted ass: “FORTUNATELY WE HAVE A BIGGER CHART-“

- ONE MILLION PERCENT MUSCLE™️ MENTIONED!!! (AGAIN)

- “excuse me?! Why do you look like me?!”

“I don’t look like you…you look like me!”

- sonic refuses to listen to his team strike one

- ugh shadow and motorcycles >>>>>

- BABYYYYYY 🥺😭

- i am literally squealing, crying and laughing over this one scene

Okay so ofc we got tails just BEING A KID ENJOYING THE CONCERT AWWWW AGAIN MORE SMOL DETAILS LIKE THE HAND CLAPPING AND THE WAGGING TAILS AND SWINGING THE LEGGIES HES LOVIN IT!! 🥹💛

Then we got sonic who you can see IS subtly vibing along…and then he glances over at Tails AND HIS FACE KINDA LIGHTS UP?! LIKE HIM JUST SEEING THE SHEER JOY HIS LITTLE BUDDY IS HAVING RN HES HAPPY FOR HIM I CAN TELL

Knuckles just looks annoyed lmao

And the Commander looks like he’s literally having second hand embarrassment HSHDHDHDHD

That’s what ya get for tryna having a meeting in the Chao Garden ig 🤣

- I-is Commander Walters really dead?… ;-;

- STONE RIDING A MOTORBIKE HELLO?!

[rillabrooke]

new list time babyyyyyy. now we're talking.

there is a difference between a "favorite" book and a "5-star" book. this list consists of 5-stars.

[mediumtires]

Toto:*barely gone for his flight for petronas meeting*

Christian:*on the couch miserable with a bottle of wine in his underwear wearing a mercedes hoodie*

you know it babyyyyyy

this concept is soooo much fun to me actually because these are two fully grown men in their 50s and i have simply decided that the happiest they will ever be is when they are together :) like sure these two adults should be able to easily spend time without each other and be okay but no no. not in my book. to me they call each other up in the middle of the night because they can’t sleep. to ME, they fly out to wherever the other is because they can’t sleep without each other and they don’t WANT to sleep without each other.

they’re OLD okay?????? they know their time is sacred. they’ve wasted so much of it already. they just want to be HAPPY and TOGETHER

[bitegore]

ok this isnt meant to be a dig or anything but it's always really funny to me when people like just cracking 30 are like "omg you're in your early twenties, you're a babyyyyyy"

babe you're like barely 30, you're a baby too. You're a blink and a half older than me. I spend too much time around people over 50, the difference between 23 and 33 is a few years at a job and a little more distance from living in your parents' house but it's like, nothing. the gap closes every time you breathe and every time i move. the difference between you and me is like one-fifteenth the difference between you and my dad's friend Joe or whatever. don't worry you'll get to live more life too, but don't kid yourself.

and this is doubled when it's coming from a 25-year-old currently experiencing a crisis of age because they're soooo old, they're 25, the horror! You are twenty-five. We have an age difference of three years. Your concern over this is embarrassing for you and highly entertaining for me. But like don't kid yourself here. You are 25. You are a like a fucking baby to me.

[gilmorenights]

Fanfic ask game cause you're one of my favorite authors <3<3<3

2, 5, 14, 28, 31 (no pressure <3)

Giggling kicking my feet ty for the ask <3

Which of your fics is your pride and joy?

Forbidden Friendship, I’ve had the idea kind of marinating for a while and I’m really happy that it’s gotten such a positive reaction 💞

What’s something you learned while researching a fic?

How to jumpstart a truck and at least 50 different ways to say “he said” 😭🙏

What makes you happiest? New fic comments, kudos, bookmarks, user subscribers, story subscribers, or Tumblr asks?

New fic comments and Tumblr asks because it genuinely makes me so happy to know other people are enjoying the nonsense I come up with and keeps me super motivated

What's the angstiest idea you've ever come up with?

One of my moots dmd me about a Varigo Yellowjackets au and I ran with it. Idk if it’ll ever become a full fledged fic one day cuz it would be way more mature and gory than my usual works but who knows 🤷‍♀️

What fic meant the most to you to write?

TIS THE DAMN SEASON MY BABYYYYYY! I love that fic so much cuz it started as a self indulgent fic based off a Taylor Swift song to make me feel better about the holidays and I ended up falling in love with it. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about it (she’s on hiatus right now though because I feel weird writing a Christmas fic during spring)

THANK U FOR THE ASK ILY <33

[drunk-on-poems-and-songs]

poem

ma out pa out there was a botle CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG lIkE a BeAsT liquid courage? na liquid CHAOSSSS BABYYYYYY burming throat, warm fire in my chest, eyes 50$ off, half-seeing the room spim, and there’s something prettyy about losing control but also pathetic. like i pathetic but freeing. iM a LiBeRaToRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr what does it say about me mEh

ooooo tree. biiig tree sprawlimg maybe its drunk to branches clawing at the sky it's asking begging im begging begging youuu or maybe just tired eh OOOO CLOUDS PAST THE TREES you forget that. i forgot that. everyone forget that. poor clouds. but they float past da branches, white smears in the sky like spilled milk, and there’s pretty in that.

MILK, i boiled a packet biig packet 2l maybe i wanted tee a cuppa. milk bubbling over like it’s angry “you fool! you didn’t need this much!” wHaT aRe YoU mY mOm??? but i do. i really two tea bags drowned in that steaming cup, their parents were sad ig and i sat there with me feast: four Merlins, those lying chocolate FUCKS. not chocolate. no. just covered in it. inside? cream. cheap cream. betrayal. but i ate them anyway because—well— nom. also when life letrays you you bite back like nom

and in that moment, i felt it— lIkE a god. not da god. no halos, no thunda. just i sitting there, bloated with tea and biscuits, feeling invincible in the most best way. pawaful. full of milk and lies and Merlins the lying lying merlins and that’s when it hit me: god is bullshit. a crutch a puppet we pull out when the world’s too heavy. "oh no, not my fault, god willed it." weak. we are weak so we make gods strong and we hide behind them cowards in da shadows of da divine. but it’s all us. us and our endless blaming shifting whining we lie like merlins

anyway, litti. LITTIISSOGOODBRO it's not just food it’s experience, crispy shell breaking soft inside smoky, like eating a piece of earth itself. so damn good it makes you wonda why don’t we talk about this more???????????? why don’t we worship this?????? forget gods. worship litti!!!!!!!! worship the tree!!!!!!!!!!! worship clouds, milk, even the lying lying Merlins!!!!!!!!!!!!! because at least they’re real. tangibl not some hollo excuse.

…and there it is again, that heaviness i can’t shake it off shake it off o la la gomma sleep

[acr3ss-the-cosmos]

WON THE 50/50 AT 33 PITY BABYYYYYY

[sparklehoard]

23. strange habits? 31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? 57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? (besides hygiene issues) 93. nicknames? (I already know this one, its Stinky) 98. favorite historical era?

Strange habits? I suppose whenever I buy any clothes. I'll keep them in the packaging until I know I'm going to wear them. So I'll wash them beforehand of course but i think it's to make sure I wear that piece of clothing at least once ☝️

31. My all Jean jumpsuit babyyyyyy. I have full mobility to haul ass, to high kick and its durable enough to skid down small cliffs on my knees. I look hot as hell in it. It's sleeveless so it shows off my arms 💪💪💪

57. (HEY!!!!) Biggest struggles? God. Growing up with my family could cover 50. But that along with breaking up from a bad relationship (and THRIVING) and struggling to make enough money to enjoy life that I've just recently achieved would be my 3.

93. Nicknames. Bea's actually a nickname that got adopted. I'm also known as Bunny, Squid, Lea, Billy and my baby sister and I have called eachother beeboo since we were like 9/13 years old.

Favorite historical Era? I remember very distinctly loving the Mycenaean age of ancient Greece where a lot of statues we were studying in class were created. Lots of new inventions during that time too...if I'm remembering that correctly 🤷‍♀️

[charaznablescanontoyota]

5 and 22 for the book asks!

5. What genre did you read the most of?

horror-thriller babyyyyyy. according to my storygraph stats like 50% of what i read this year was horror, thriller, or both

22. What’s the longest book you read?

i think either my re-read of bury the survivors or my read of wrong tomorrow (its sequel)?? i don't know wrong tomorrow's exact word/page count but i have a physical copy of bury the survivors and it's the size of a brick

[sucrows]

do you ,, have any ships

aw yeah babyyyyyy

ship numero uneo campeao do mundo: Poly Eden

I will never not shut up about poly eden. I genuinely have over 50k words of fanfic written and stored away on the topic that i will one day polish enough to post. I am an EdenP at heart and that will never change.

I'm also weird about izuleo. have any of y'all read that one fantasy trilogy on ao3? the ridiculously long one that is 50% porn? i was already obsessed before then but became even more so afterwards even if i wanted to fistfight leo (and now i also have a soft spot for izunarumika)

also, rinniki good. love it lots.

[you2018]

50 degrees windows open babyyyyyy

[d-z20]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN😭😭😭😭 why do they do that?? HAVE YOU GONE TO THE DOCTORS???? im gonna have to bubble wrap you 😫😫

Hypermobility babyyyyyy all of my joints go a little too far in the wrong direction 😎 (or in the case of my distal interphalangeal joint (the top one on your fingers) on my pinky and pointer fingers 50° in the wrong direction)

It’s okay I can dislocate and relocate my shoulder as I please, same goes for my hips but they’re a little stiffer :)

When I was a kid I would pop all of my fingers in and out of their sockets because it felt really nice 😅😅 and yes I know I’m going to have terrible arthritis