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"FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I LAID DORMANT! WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY-Oh, it's you."

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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

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honestly my swag is eternal

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the penguin logo on angela carter’s books (heroes and villains, saints and strangers, fireworks, the bloody chamber)

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Your parents are lying to you. You do have what it takes to survive. They're not intrinsical to your existence, but to the sabotage of it. Without them nothing could stop you from figuring it out. All you need is already inside you. They do not get to decide what you're capable of.

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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other

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There's just something about buff evil purple men

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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic

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[unfortunately, I am not mouse shaped. More like, Cat Shaped :( Anchovy has no teeth tho so all mousies are safe]

There is. Way too many of you. Make your own [miouse].

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Love how it's impossible to tell how many of my remaining followers are still active, real people, or even alive still

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Sunday Snail:

I've been horizontal & playing otome games pretty much since I woke up, but I *do* have stuff that has to happen today :(

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Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.

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🦠 “SOME SCIENTISTS WANT TO BRING BACK EXTINCT ANIMALS” COOL. YOU PACKING A BIOHAZARD SUIT, SPOCK?

Let’s break this down.

You’ve got a lab full of caffeinated postgrads, a half-thawed mammoth femur, some DNA that’s been stewing in death for 20,000 years, and a budget funded by dudes who still think climate change is a vibe.

And you’re gonna what?

Resurrect it.

Clone it.

Bring it back.

Because you miss it?

You miss an animal that died before pottery existed?

That’s not science. That’s species-level narcissism.

🧠 YOU’RE NOT A GOD. YOU’RE A MONKEY WITH SYRINGES.

And worse— You’re a monkey who thinks ancient DNA is like a Spotify playlist. Downloadable. Editable. Risk-free.

But let me tell you something that will wipe that smug synthetic enlightenment off your pie hole:

Viruses hide in DNA.

They’ve been doing it longer than your lineage has had language. They sleep inside code. And they don’t give a shit about your "ethical resurrection framework."

🧬 LET’S GET BIOLOGICALLY REAL FOR A SECOND:

Up to 8% of your own genome is viral garbage.

Old infections. Retroviruses. Unstable code from long-forgotten plagues that hardwired themselves into your great-great-grand-monkey’s baby batter.

We carry these things around like ticking biological landmines. They’re mostly harmless— until something pokes them in the wrong order.

Now imagine pulling code from a woolly mammoth that hasn’t seen sunlight in 30,000 years. Code that evolved before the human immune system knew what an antibody was.

📉 AND THAT CODE?

It’s not clean. It’s not empty. It’s a zipped folder full of viral corpses and dormant nightmares.

You unzip it— and some of those corpses twitch.

📡 THIS ISN’T A SCI-FI WARNING. IT’S DOCUMENTED REALITY.

Example #1:

In 2022, French scientists revived a 48,500-year-old virus trapped in Siberian permafrost. Yes, it still worked. No, they didn’t fully understand how.

Example #2:

In 1995, researchers revived bacteria from the stomach of a 25-million-year-old bee preserved in amber.

It grew. It replicated. It smelled like the Paleocene. And it didn’t ask your permission.

Example #3:

In human organ transplantation, porcine endogenous retroviruses (PERVs) have been shown to cross species lines. Even with filtering. Even with CRISPR.

So now imagine doing this with a dead species that existed before your genome had brakes.

🧟‍♂️ THIS IS GENETIC NECROMANCY, NOT INNOVATION.

You’re not reviving animals. You’re booting up entire forgotten ecosystems— complete with the microbial parasites, symbiotic viruses, and metabolic co-adaptations no one accounted for because they were never written down.

There were no medical journals during the Ice Age, Spock. Only extinction.

🔬 AND THEN THERE’S HORIZONTAL GENE TRANSFER:

This one’s spicy.

Some viruses and bacteria don’t just infect. They share genes.

They trade code like baseball cards. Which means your lab-created thylacine might suddenly start expressing unknown proteins from an ancient bacterial colony it doesn’t even remember ever meeting.

And you won’t catch it until your test subject starts bleeding from three new orifices and refusing to respond to sedatives.

But hey—at least it made the news.

🧪 “BUT WE HAVE PROTOCOLS!”

Shut up. You also had protocols for gain-of-function research. You had protocols at Wuhan. You had protocols for the Challenger launch. You had protocols for Facebook's algorithm.

How’d all that go?

💥 SCIENCE ISN’T OBJECTIVE. IT’S POLITICAL.

Who funds these projects?

Billionaire bio-nerds with messiah complexes

Private defense contractors salivating over genetic bioweapon testing

Pharmaceutical giants looking for a patentable product

They don’t want to “bring back” extinct species.

They want IP ownership of genetic novelty.

If the resurrected animal dies after 72 hours? Who cares. It’s a write-off.

If it escapes containment? They’ll just deny it existed.

If you die cleaning the containment breach? You’ll be labeled "a passionate volunteer."

☢️ AND HERE’S THE PART THEY NEVER TELL YOU:

Even if the animal doesn’t carry anything dangerous— its cellular machinery might.

You see, ancient species adapted to planetary conditions you’ve never lived through.

Higher radiation.

Lower oxygen.

Strange magnetism.

Undocumented chemical balances.

Which means their biological “normal” might be your toxic overload.

🧬 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE UNLEASHING because the code they’re using was written by nature before your species existed.

They are trying to reboot an alien operating system on a meat computer running TikTok and depression and wondering why it’s glitching.

📜 CONCLUSION:

De-extinction is not noble. It’s not eco-friendly. It’s not visionary.

It’s an unlicensed summoning ritual carried out in a lab full of hubris by people who want their name on a white paper before their lungs collapse.

You are not bringing back a species.

You are pressing play on a forgotten pandemic and calling it “hope.”

🧠 TL;DR:

Viruses live in DNA

Ancient DNA = ancient viruses

You don’t know what’s dormant

You don’t know what reacts with modern biology

You don’t know what the immune response will be

You don’t even know what else is in the ice

You know what that means?

Don’t unzip ancient shit unless you’re ready to get unzipped in return.

🧠 Read more evolutionary dread, viral code dissection, and species-level satire at: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 🛡️ Blacksite cadence. Biohazard cadence. Scientific humility installed via scrolltrap.

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[AT LEAST! THERE! IS! S K A!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[SICKASS HORN BWAAA]

I DREAM TEN NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT AND WAKE TO A HUNDRED IN THE MORNING BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE SKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr. President...

Didn't you hire Kissinger??? For both of your presidencys???

The very famous man who advocated for bombing several countries off the face of the earth?

Doesn't he have an answer for you? I thought y'all still talked cause like... It's not far to Hell & Satan seems like he'd give Kissinger a break to explain,

Why must so many humans suffer?