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starlitwishes · 2 years ago

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I hope you all know I have this perfectly adorable Icon of Wrenn giving someone a smooch on their cheek that I apparently will never get to use, becAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS ADOPTING HIM--

#WHEN WILL HE BE FREE TO SOFTLY SMOOCH SOMEONE ON THEIR CHEEK #jkjk TBH Wrenn is. Insanely difficult when it comes to shipping.#You have to:#1. Know he's a puppet #2. Know that he was a Harbinger #3. Know he tried to become an edgelord god (and failed)#4. Know he's done lots of murders #5. Somehow be okay with ALL that #6. Not be human (this one is flexible much to his dismay)#7. Don't have any bad history with him #8. Be very slow and gentle and kind towards him even on his worst days #9. Don't adopt him #And THEN you have a chance at being a romantic interest #Maybe #Pretty sure he's very Gay too #Anyway he's a disaster and while I do love shipping I'm not expecting to get many ships with him #I'm just mad (not really) that I have this ADORABLE SMOOCH ICON that will never be used #smh #ooc

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 month ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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clarkgriffon · 2 years ago

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The Best of the Best: IMDB’s 10 Best Ranked Episodes of Gossip Girl

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watching-spn · 22 hours ago

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WHAT DID LUCIFER JUST DO TO CAS HE FUCKING EXPLODED WHAT WHAT WHAT

#okay i just KNOW all of this will be reversed somehow and they will LIVE #because they can't just kill them all off #right #RIGHT #omg cas please be alright #spn watch updates #spn watch #watching supernatural #spn #supernatural #castiel #swan song #spn 5×22

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currentlyonstandbi · 2 years ago

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okay call me cynical but i'm at that point where i want five's story to end with him dying. i know a lot of people are probably going to disagree with me because it's going to feel like a slap in the face for him to die after everything he's gone through but i just feel like him having a bittersweet ending is way more satisfying to me than some wishy-washy 'everything worked out and they all lived happily ever after' no consequences kind of ending. i want a five who spent years trying to save his family from dying, always being the one to survive, always being the one left alone at the end of everything, to die saving his family. i want a five who realises it's him that's been causing their fates this entire time, that it's always been him, that five is the apocalypse because his messing with the timeline had made such a mess of things that the universe tried to take the hargreeves out of the equation entirely. give me a five who finally realises the only way to save them is to take himself out of the equation instead.

#yeah @ me for this one okay but im so ready for him to die in s4 #my end game hopes are still five sacrificing himself to save his family and somehow fix the whole timeline #and right before the end credits we see the rest of his family in a restored 2019 outside the academy mourning his loss #and in the background we see a flash of blue and a 13 year old boy in a very familiar school uniform stumble out #roll credits #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s4 #tua4 #number five #number 5 #five hargreeves #either give me this or give me ALL the hargreeves dying and five realising he could never save them #and the best he could hope for was to die along with them #give me a 'life is strange' type approach to messing with timelines to save the people you love #tua s4 speculation

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bidoofdaily · 1 year ago

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i drew this on the clock so basically i got paid to do it

#pokémon #pokemon #bidoof #howre yall doin hows things #im not built for th 9 to 5 im ngl but i gotta pay off these student loans and make donations and buy frivolous bullshit somehow #i got a tattoo today. second one ever! a friend from college did it #things could be worse for me but all things considered theyre very ok right now. i hope they can be very okay for everyone someday #anyways stay safe i love you mwah

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hauntingmiser · 6 months ago

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Day 31

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Anyways this is basically a free space that I can do whatever I want soooo happy anniversary to p5r

The royal trio back at again!

#goro akechi #persona joker #ren amamiya #ren amiyama #amiyama ren #amamiya ren #akira kurusu #kurusu akira #joker p5 #joker persona 5 #akechi #akechi goro #sumire yoshizawa #yoshizawa sumire #monstertober 2024 #monstertober #basically haunted dolls follow akechi and joker because they reek death and somehow fruit #while sumire just ignores because it doesn't bother her she's seen worse #and also some of the Dolls may be haunted by monsters so yeah 👍 it counts #also akechi is dressed up as light yagami while joker is dressed up like a mummy #“and yoshizawa-san is dressed up as Alice from Alice in wonderland!”#what the hell are you doing in my blog-#“quiet you. today is my birthday.... have you forgot it?”#well no why?#“I want to be included because I care about all of them....half about akechi but still...”#okay fine once I'm done trick or treating I'll do something #alright?#“okay...thank you so much!”#you're welcome happy birthday by the way #“hehe thank you.... goodbye for now”

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zymstarz · 11 months ago

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yeah sure that's how i'll [re]come out

#zymart #zymtalk #rant in the tags ->#okay listen to me this is really important and also i have a witness. this was not intentionally supposed to be posted on june 1st #the stars just aligned for this to be at its funniest. which means its also easier for me to dismiss LOL #i drew this like a week ago after trying to draw a whole like. 5 page comic about it and then stopping it mid-board #bc it was horrifying imagining being perceived that much. so i needed to make it into a joke instead and this was the funniest route #and then i was like 'UGH. UGH!!!! i can not be 20 and deal with this like im 13. if i dont post it by the end of the week #then [the witness to all my rants on this topic. shoutout to twig bc they got the most of it] can joke abt it as if i did anyway'#and now its the end of the week and i looked at the date and went 'oh my god didnt may just start what happened'#'WAIT ITS JUNE FIRST. GOD. THATS TOO FUNNY TO NOT SAY SOMETHING' and who am i if i dont prioritize the bit honestly #in all honesty. kinda hate it! not bc of internalized homophobia but actually bc of internalized arophobia that has somehow been emphasized #after having my brain shift from '1000% aromantic without a doubt no exceptions' to 'just arospec ig lol??'#but tragically as it turns out. you can not just try and self analyze yourself into speedrunning closure.#horrible news for the oscar zymstarz community frankly #SO i needed a way 2 justify shoving this off my plate and into the trash as fast as possible.#im impatient and cant acknowledge my own emotions. its a flaw im working on it #oh and for all the ppl who know the running gag abt 'my allegations' [i do not have any real allegations for anyone not in jems server]:#that was in fact just a running gag for like well over a year and a half. like that was just a long running bit COMPLETELY unrelated to thi #i only started having this weird sexuality shift or whatever not too long ago lol. like long enough to go through 4 of the 5 stages of grie #[evidently bc like. im posting this. i got close enough to 5 to throw in the towel ykwim]#but on 'oscar zymstarz emotional acknowledgement' time that is....... not long.#but yeah ig tldr like. still ace [thank god] just arospec [probably demiro? i hate trying to figure out my own labels] instead of Aro now #idk none of this is that deep but also like it kinda is unfortunately bc i have to actually talk abt it to be able to ignore it ykwim #but i did! we're done talking abt it now! and now i can act like i dont care and try to make jokes about it to speedrun the rest of it #anyway. Happy Pride everyone. Fukign kitty.#side message to jem. by no means does this mean im not still gonna bully you. its a sign of love but also it is you specific bullying 🫶#you are not safe #edit: this is karma for saying 'thank god'. might be demiace too. this is the worst month of my life /j

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quietlyblooms · 6 months ago

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gonna work on that inbox call today during the slow hours, but expect me to be quiet ooc bc i feel icky ;;

#i thought maybe i was just too indulgent last night but i think it’s more the fact i ate too close to falling asleep #/and/ i get dizzy during my period now which is so fun and great and doesn’t make me feel nauseous at all asdfgh #and i got too hot while i was sleeping?? somehow??? like it’s been cold but that happened still #so i just felt so sick this morning #i’m mostly okay now but i feel so exhausted bc i woke up at 4 and then 5 in the morning #i might have called out if i didn’t know my coworker would have been all on her own — i can definitely tough it out it’ll be fine #but all that said if i’m not talkative it’s just bc i’m very tired uvu #get ready to ramble | ooc

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hopecomesbacktolife · 4 months ago

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classical music rant ahead~

I’m not gonna reblog the post itself because people can’t be normal in the notes* but oh my god that “if it sounds like X, it’s Y composer” post is the most infuriatingly, wildly inaccurate thing. “mansplaining” for Wagner?!? REALLY?!? Saying Bach sounds “like a vampire” what does that even meANNNN. don’t get me started on the Beethoven (!!) and Shostakovich ones or I will turn into an incoherent seething mess. it’s worse than just being inaccurate even, it’s insulting to their music and range how inaccurate that user’s descriptions are.

like. there’s so many ways to make FUNNY posts about classical music!!! throwback to my prof bringing in shot glasses and grape juice when we covered Tristan and Isolde! Throwback to my cinnaminim meme!! Throwback to the [redacted] symphony members MEME GROUP where we EXCLUSIVELY SHARED CLASSICAL MUSIC MEMES. throwback to my Bach shirt with CHICKENS ON IT. Composer memes. Symphony memes. Translation memes. Oboi. drunk sugar plum fairy. old twoset skits. like.

I just. keep classical music accessible, yes. criticize it, yes! love it, yes! meme on it, yes!! remix it in sillygoofy ways! yes! Be silly and unserious or serious and yearning about it! Or both/all/more all at once! by all means!!! just. don’t make a joke that’s unfunny because it’s wildly inaccurate, then get mad at me for not laughing. 😐 like. lemme just call you the scarecrow because of this wild strawman fallacy logic you’re exhibiting.

*apparently some tumblr users can’t understand the concept of “this joke isn’t funny and it’s probably because the ‘joke’ isn’t really very accurate to the subject matter itself” because any time someone in the notes says that, people accuse them of being “elitist about classical music” like bro what. that is just. false equivalence. saying a joke isn’t funny because it’s inaccurate isn’t elitism it’s just the truth

#personal #what a stupid thing to get so incensed about at 10pm on a Friday night but good lord #I’m sorry but if someone saying ‘I don’t get the joke it’s not funny because it’s inaccurate’ makes you immediately jump to calling them an #elitist and accusing them of being gatekeeping?? uh. bro… are you like. okay. like #actually maybe go listen to some new world symphony second movement or Mahler 5 second movement and you’ll calm down #<- referencing the ‘maybe you’ll calm down’ meme #I know I’m biased but. seriously what the fuck #there’s so many legitimately funny things to say and meme on abt the classical music world why make an unfunny joke and then get mad when i #don’t laugh 😐😐#then again what do I know I only have a multihundredthousanddollar piece of paper saying I’m good at this or something #<- which BY THE WAY. HEY. is not a requirement for enjoying classical music so DONT @ ME. I mention that only to say I am externally peer r #viewed certified as knowing of what I speak. ok. ok? got it? we cool?#yes. you need absolutely 0 credentials to enjoy classical music. you need exactly 0 credentials to be knowledgeable about classical music.#you do not need to even be the tiniest knowledgeable about classical music to enjoy classical music. all of this is true.#I mention my expensive piece of paper solely to say. maybe if credentialed people don’t find the joke accurate or funny it’s just.. not 😐#<- if EVEN credentialed people but somehow my word ‘even’ got deleted. anyways #anyways. this probably matters to 1.5 people but it got me incensed #if you’re going to clown on classical music at least be FUNNY about it and that requires your joke to at least be mildly relevant #there’s enough actual elitism around classical music you are simply missing the mark & muddying waters by throwing that term around #and using it inaccurately. you are in fact accomplishing the opposite of what you ostensibly intended

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kinnbig · 1 year ago

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#this is so incredibly stupid #but i've just spent such a long time worrying about my physical health and everything going on with that #(and there's still so much weirdness and uncertainty and scariness going on with my physical health)#but it just somehow never occured to me that i'm also depressed.#like. i had BAD depression as a teenager but i've been mostly mentally okay in the last 5 years. my issues have mostly been physical.#and then these last few months since all this scary health stuff started happening i've been so lethergic and unmotivated #and have been isolating myself from my friends #and struggling to find fun in any of the things that i love #i've been sad and stressed and empty but somehow. SOMEHOW. i did not consider that i was suffering from some Mental Unwellness dfkjfdjkdjkf #i just thought i was being pathetic #🫠🫠🫠#it sounds so stupid but now i realise i actually feel a bit better?#like oh. OH! depression! i hate you but i know what you are!#i'm not just a bad friend and an embarrassingly pathetic creature. there's a reason!!!!!#and there are ways to deal with it!!!#cool!!!#but also like it makes sense?! i'm incredibly sick and in a lot of pain and spending so much time getting tests and worrying #of course that's going to affect my mental health lol.#okay. anyway. yeah #tbd

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astrxealis · 1 year ago

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hi guys please wish me luck for my college entrance exam tomorrow for one of my dream schools xoxo

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#LET'S GOOO MGA PAREH 💙🦅💙🦅💙🦅💙🦅#i'm so chill for some reason even if ik i will never forgive myself if i don't get in. anyway. manifesting!!! i will pass with flying colors #IT'S REAL DAMN STRESSFUL FOR ME bcs i am aiming for honors courses which means i have to be top 15%... i am top 15% (and higher) in my batch #in school anyway but... urgh...#so. yeah. give me all your best wishes thankyousomuchxoxo AHHEHEHWHSHFJAH sobbing (but fr. if you do. i really appreciate it!!)#i believe in myself :] mostly. the time limit scares me and math and abstract reasoning bcs 5 minutes for 30 items but yeah. okay.#i am Smart ..... bro i literally got perfect on my physics exam and got 100 in statistics (i am really proud of these in particular)#my extracurriculars are good !! all my math scores are insane (cue a math nerd) and science (science nerd) english (god. no explanation #needed) honestly every subject is slay and so is my essay-making but ERGH. honors course... top 15%...#i will try to be chill! honestly i am already lol the nerves aren't getting to me somehow. gl to me and all that i know and do not know.#both here and irl :3 also to fellow ph kids (who are most likely younger than me if they aren't older and yk not worrying abt cets anymore #LMFAO) err idk if . okay idk what i was going to say LMFAO anyway i'm busy af and idk if i'm good with teaching others #but if you ever want any tips from me (honestly i don't really have tips. i do what i do and just make it. but there's a lot involved there)#feel free to come to me for anything ^_^ anything at all tbh. doesn't have to be acads idk i like helping others in general. BUT IT DEPENDS.#but yeah just hmu whatever i will have you know i am genuinely a smart & responsible kid and i am proud of that bcs my family is amazing w #smarts but also the Hard Work is there so :3 !! english is my forte science is my forte math is my forte. also socsci and whatever tbh.#i'm probably insane but i genuinely love all those topics and what we learn in school FISHFK so yeah !!! okay i shut up now #will do my best... zzz... and then i will work on myself. to be better than i already am and even better than i could possibly be. ya. fun!#the mga pareh is a joke btw i like imitating filipino kids like that. like yooo mga pareh let's goooooo wahee!!!!!

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compacflt · 2 years ago

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yesterday (06/12) was the anniversary of me watching top gun for the first time so here are some of my favorite personal reviews

i saw tg and tgm in june & didn’t think about tg for two months. i wrote the epilogue for wwgattai on august 10 and THEN rewatched it on the 11th & that’s when i knew there was enough potential to start writing wwgattai for real

a lot can change in a year. :)

#mostly: i went from rating tg 2.5 stars to 5 every time #very grateful to this mid-ass movie for giving me something to chew on for the last ten months #okay: sorry for the radio silence btw ive been saying ‘todays the day i post my one-shot’ for the last five days #TOMORROW!!! Im trying.#but i also have a fun wip wednesday so that might be wip Thursday. ugh idk. im so so busy 😵‍💫#ive now seen top gun over 15 times OMG CRINGE #still only seen tgm 5 times and 4 were in theatres (regal unlimited. didn’t pay. that deal is basically legal piracy).#Not a huge tgm fan obviously which is why idrk those characters #it’s ices death scene. i literally cannot take it. i have to close my eyes every time.#tg (cringe mid movie) is somehow my 4th favorite movie on letterboxd #all my friends are in film & i show them my letterboxd and they’re like…what #love it so much. god i love this movie.#top gun

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chronologically-challenged · 7 months ago

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So, some friends and I got together and decided we wanted to make some pokemon to play around and make teams on battle revolution. We all went around and picked some pokemon one by one. It was here I negotiated with my friends to take Mew, under the conditions that it was a dumb Mew set.

Thus:

Loop the Mew my beloved.

There are 5ish separate jokes here, and if you can name all of them without looking at the tags, you win biggest nerd award.

#isat #isat spoilers #1) Loop in general because mew vs mewtwo haha #2) this is not only a gen 1 ubers moveset but an OBSCURE gen 1 ubers moveset #3) transform and loop haha #4) all the evs being the same except for hp bc its a gen 1 mew and you can get max stat experience in all stats #pokemon battle revolution #5) the persim berry... okay so if you were to somehow get a gen 1 mew and transfer it over to gen 2 it would hold a bitter berry #(all gen 1 mons hold some sort of item) and a bitter berry cures confusion so the equivalent is a persim berry #so in general: gen 1 mew named loop got lost lmao #because ya know #pokemon

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combeferres-mothematics · 1 year ago

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Anyone else ever get randomly smacked in the face with memories and immediately want to go write a kid fic?

Or is it just me?

#Aka Emile is remembering going camping with his friends as a small child #And how fucking chaotic it was #We were just allowed to run wild over the whole campground because our group rented the whole loop and everyone was watching out for everyo #I still managed to cross like 2 roads when I was 5 and got lost and they weren't busy but a stranger still stopped me to ask if I was lost #And all the boys would bring their lightsabers and nerf guns and we would have whole battles #We even made little forts in the woods and stuff and we were fighting to protect the 'dragon' (friend's dog)#I was always either the spy or the doctor #There was also the time my brothers thought it would be really fun to tell me to just pee in the woods instead of walking me to the bathroo #I was delighted #My parents were not #And the swimming hole was cold as fuck but we somehow still got in it every year #And jump off the giant rock in the deep end of the river once we were good enough swimmers to handle the current #Once or twice we went tubing there too which was my first experience with that #And there was hiking with waterfalls nearby so we'd go do that #And that one swinging bridge that was really fun to run across #And we'd stay for like a week sometimes #I swear all the parents got the best sleep ever when we went too even though they were sleeping on the ground lmao #all us kids would end up in each others tents if they were okay with it #And all I can think looking back at it now is that a les amis kidfic would be fun to write off all that #Emile's chaos #I have so many more camping memories too

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125storejuice · 10 months ago

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Okay small rant time !!!!

#im literally losing my god damn mind #i went to get gas #and im pretty sure they have a card skimmer #it asked me for me pin twice and looked weird and inwas like huh #thats really weird #but was like eh whatever and then like 10 minutes later #i start getting attempted charges to my card for 175 dollars from the gas station #this is a gas station ive been using for a very long time and they never have beenna gas station to do holds on your card before #and also my actual gas purchase went through normally !#anyway i was already gone from the gas station at this point (and the inside would have been closed before i could get back anyway)#so i was like okay first im going to post to the group to warn people not to go there rn #then contact the appropriate people #so anyway i posted to the facebook group and it somehow seems like ive done something wrong !!#everyone is so angry!!#literally being like well did you try to fucking remove the device #and why arent you on the phone with the police RIGHT NOW #telling me that its probably juat a hold #and telling me not to say bad things about a business #when literally all i said was you might want to avoid going to this gas station right now because i think they have a skimmer #and stated exactly what happened to me to make me feel that way #anyway ive literally had to edit my post 5 times because people keep getting mad about different things #im so done !!!#never again !!!

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