#5/13/23

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine making the red haired pirates laugh during serious moments

Warning slight spoilers

The crew is in the town jail

Benn: *drunk as shit and annoyed he's too drunk to fight* We need to get out of here or the navy is going to be up our asses by morning light. Gods it was such a mistake letting you talk us into bar hopping this close to Mary Geoise. We need to figure out how to get out of here, think you idiots.

Shanks: *Snores loudly*

Benn: *kicks him awake* think of a way to get us out of here like your life depends on it.

You: Yeah, wouldn't want the world government to get a hold of you boss, they'll stick one of those stupid bubbles they wear on you.

Shanks: Those old men are always lenient with me like I'm their loser grandson.

You: probably because you are their loser grandson, or at least one of theirs, and they feel too guilty to really punish you because ultimately it's their fault that you became a pirate in the first place.

Benn: You give them too much credit, they're not capable of that much empathy, and also less talkie, more thinkie.

A few minutes later

You: *trying to make small talk to pass the time* So are you just a Benn? Or are you a Benedict, Benjamin?.... A Bennathan?

Shanks: *slumped next to Benn, starts cackling*

Benn: *snorts* Bennanathan? No, just a Benn. Also, this is very serious, we might get caught by the world government tonight.

Shanks: *slurring* it's fine, I just need to sober up a little, so give me a few minutes, and I'll bust us out once I am no longer able to feel the planet spinning.

You: sure, it's the planet that's the only thing spinning. Our Boss is too strong to fall victim to a bit'a hooch, but I can't say the same for his liver.

Hongo: *snorts* I'll make arrangements to get him a new one just in case.

A week later

Shanks: *yelling* But we need an escape pod for the ship, it'd be very useful to have!

Howling Gab: *the quarter master in charge of the ship's budget and also yelling* no, you have legs and one good arm, just swim, most of our enemies are devil fruit users anyway!

Benn: *secretly wants one too* it would be pretty cool.

Howling Gab: *Bellows* (y/n) come get your boys, they want a ludicrous escape pod!

You: *Missing all their social ques, as you come out of the office* Oh, that sounds hella rad!

Howling Gab: *gives you the disapproving dad look and growling low in his chest*

You: I mean, why would we need that? Especially when both of you are such excellent swimmers, and you both look hot when you're soaked.

The crew: *nods in agreement*

Shank: All very true, but please try seeing it from my perspective~

You: *opens the broom closet next to you, pulls out a stepladder and gets on, so you can look him in the eyes*

Hongo: *keels over laughing*

Benn: *coughing because he's laughing so hard and needs to stop smoking*

Shanks: *Wants to be mad, but can't*

You: We don't need an escape pod, okay?

Shanks: ... fine.

You: *takes another step up the ladder, so you're at eye level with Benn* agreed?

Benn:.... Agreed

You: Good, now let's go get wasted.

Shanks: It's probably a good thing we don't get an escape pod, I'd end up driving drunk.

You: we know darling, we know, there's a reason why we don't let you near the stern when you've had a few. You always try to drink and sail.

Coming Soon (5/13)

[hazelplaysgames]

Kanji, i'm sorry to say it, but you've let me down.

[remembertheplunge]

May 13, 2023. 9:39pm Saturday

When I left Zoe’s about an hour ago, her breathing was a breath, then a long pause. At 4:30pm, the nurse I called, Sara, said that from the sound of Zoe’s breathing, like snoring, her organs were shutting down. She is in a coma “She can still hear you” Nurse Sara said. I think the nurse said Zoe would die soon.

I am amazed at how rapidly this came. It’s been 13 days since the diagnosis May 1. Zoe went from walking and talking to coma and death soon. Stunning.

[roguishnymph]

Seriously thinking of downloading a sugar baby app at this point lmao lol haha hehe jajaja

[alkylic]

I really love getting rbs on some of my old art from older interests . ESP the obscure ones. God speed soldiers (the two remaining fans of romac)

[the-same-three-ojiros]

[lliesofthefld]

Give Me a Pure Conscience

“Whatever it is—drop it, and see that you keep your inner vision clear.”

— My Utmost for His Highest, Oswald Chambers

[missrosemaris-stuff]

May 13th, 2023

“Teach me to do Your will, For You are my God; Your Spirit is good. Lead me in the land of uprightness.”

‭‭Psalms‬ ‭143‬:‭10‬ ‭NKJV‬‬

[bloomso]

TONIGHT IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO LOOK AT YOU / WHY DOES IT ONLY ACHE WHEN I TELL MYSELF I’VE MOVED ON? / SOMETHING WAS DIFFERENT AND SOMETHING WILL NEVER BE THE SAME / (THE WAY IT WAS THE WAY IT WILL BE) / MOVING ON MEANS NOBODY GETS TO LOOK CLOSELY ANYMORE / AND I’LL TALK TO YOU / IF YOU’D LIKE / DO YOU REALIZE HOW SOON IT WILL ALL BE GONE / DO YOU NOTICE I’M STILL HERE / YOU REACHED OUT / I COULDN’T TELL IF YOU WERE REACHING FOR ME

[is-it-sunny-in-philadelphia]

5/13/23

It is rainy in Philadelphia.

H 74°F / L 56°F / 94% precip.

[hazelplaysgames]

i feel like it's hard to believe Margaret chose to set this booth up for any reason other than to cause problems.

[foundedupontherock]

Isaiah 32:17-18

The work of righteousness will be peace, and the effect of righteousness, quietness and confidence forever. My people will live in a peaceful habitation, in safe dwellings, and in quiet resting places.

[thesoulofmiami]

Liberty In a Soup

Liberty In a Soup Saturday, 05/13/2023, 07:00 pm – 09:00 pm African Heritage Cultural Arts Center 6161 NW 22 Ave. Miami, Florida 33142 (305) 638-6771 Eventbrite Entry Fee: Free In recognition of Haitian Heritage Month, The African Heritage Cultural Arts Center will present the documentary film, “Liberty In A Soup,” Saturday, May 13, 2023 at 7 pm. Filmmaker Dudley Alexis will be available for an…

[omgkalyppso]

Inspired by this dragon age version.

Hubert's window is closed and he goes to the wc any time Edelgard wants to look outside. Claude (bothering everyone), Holst (bothering Hilda) and Dorothea (talking to Petra, checking in on Bernie) are never in their seats.

[deltasaviorthemaker]

I’m back from artfight yall

[nyanaknifegal]

A Date to Remember <3