#5 islands

[yuuchama]

The easiest way to find Sebek is to walk around the Night Raven campus, going "where's my Sebek?"

It elicits odd stares and plenty of snickers from the other students, but it gets the job done. You'll know when he's nearby. After repeating this phrase enough times and in multiple places around campus, you'll hear a familiar thundering cry.

"I am not your Sebek!"

The shout is eventually followed by the man himself. You can tell what direction he's in by the heavy stomps, thudding against the ground almost as loud as his voice. His frown is as sharp as his furrowed brows. The slight tinge of embarrassment colors his face.

"Human! How dare you..."

The familiar face makes you smile with joy. "There you are! There's my Sebek."

He falters. It's clear he has so much to say, but can't find the right words to get out first. They pile up in his mouth while he stammers. You fear you may have traumatized him until the verbal barrage bursts out like a dam.

"How dare you! You know I serve none other than the great heir to Briar Valley. To even imply that I am yours? A mere human's? Inconceivable! Your absurdity knows no bounds!"

He sounds as energetic as ever. You decide to interrupt the angry monologue before he really gets going.

"Sebek, I wanted to know if we're still having lunch together."

"To insult the very essence of my being! As if you..."

It takes a hot second for your inquiry to reach his ears, but when he catches it, the rambling drifts off. He grows oddly quiet. He balls his hands into fists and unclenches them several times in quick succession, testing the limits of his uniform gloves. This would already have delved into a physical fight if you were any other student.

Despite your inane actions, you're practically harmless. Any great guard should easily be able to ignore petty taunts. It's best to consider this a test. Sebek clears his throat.

"Of course we are. You didn't have to come find me just for that. I always keep my word." The redness of his ear tips peeking out from under his hair remind you of a Christmas tree.

"Great! Can't wait."

You stick out your hand for a parting high five. Sebek subverts expectations by grabbing your palm. His gloves are warm and a little sweaty after rushing to find you, and his grip is anything but soft in a boyish display of dominance.

"Do not do this again," he says. He's stern, but after that warning his voice drops to a normal level and he sounds almost gentle. "Just... text me, like a normal person. You have my number."

[bridgekc]

now that luffy can get all giant, shirahoshi can have a friend her size

the besties ever

[idreaminmugiwara]

[evilherehotel]

hello EVIL team no name. fixed up a few designs (and finally drew the pb design thats been rattling in my head. hi girly) and im more satisfied with thes eguys now

[skrimblobimblo]

They got in another petty argument.

[toxic--jpg]

egghead rematch for AX😈⚡️

[whisperwillyou]

Happy birthday to the littlest guy, with the biggest dreams, and a bigger heart. 💛❤️💙

Keep committing crimes and exposing the corruption within the authoritarian government that controls your world, you funky little pirate!

[smile-files]

are you a silly goose? a funny little guy? then join the goofy goober club!

(objectober 2024 day 21: silly)

[the-k1tchen-s1nk]

streeetch

[jillchris]

Jill & Chris ⇀ checking in with/looking out for each other

[popipopipopipopipo000]

Captain Chris teehee

This sketch took 3 HOURS why did i decide to draw the gear 😭😭😭

Face closeup mwehehe

[kaizokuou-ni-naru]

bonney normally speaks very coarsely- she usually uses omae as her ‘you’ pronoun, which is uncommonly rude and aggressive for women and is normally only used by men. however, when she addresses luffy-as-nika for the first time directly, to say “i’ve been searching for you,” she switches over to anta for ‘you’, which is still informal but far less confrontational.

and then when luffy is just completely not getting it in the next line (“huh? we’ve been together this whole time!”) bonney instantly snaps back to using omae again for her subsequent lines. respect gained -> lost speedrun INSTANT

[nottodayjustin]

April 2nd 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

[rk904]

GUYS METAL IS NOW IN THIS REALM

🥚🪨‼️😈

When he's older I'll make him look like metal but for now here he is 😍😍

Absolutely beautiful

[teamdarkdaily]

day 288: webfishing (matilda drawn by @pand1on)

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: Oh– ok. Um, so listen, this may sound a little random, but it will– it'll tie together, ok? So say we run out of food on the Island, ok? Um... Would you be more proposed to eating the people, or eating the Eggs?

Roier: [Laughs]

Cellbit: The people, yes, for sure.

Foolish: The people?

Cellbit: Yes, and also–

Roier: WOULD YOU EAT ME?

[Jaiden and Baghera laugh]

Cellbit: Only like the- the... not your nalgitas (butt).

Roier: Oh, not- not mi na– [Realizees what he said] What??? Not mi nalgitas???

Cellbit: Yes yes, n– [Laughs]

Roier: What?

Richarlyson: [On three different signs] me ME I WOYULD BE SUCH A GOOD OMELLETE

Cellbit: [Stammering] I'd eat you for last! [Sees Richarlyson's sign] HEY, DON'T— No one's eating the Eggs, ok? The Eggs are top priority, ok?