#5 feet apart cus they’re not gay

[evan-zzz]

Two bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cus they’re not gay

[thoughtsmindless]

🎶 2 bros chilling in a hot tub. 5 feet apart cus they’re not gay 🎶

[itsthatgirlcourt-blog]

[two-sidedcoin]

[arthur and merlin relaxing in a pool]

gwaine: two brossssss... chilling in a hot tubbbbb... 5 feet apart cus they're "not gay"

[goodluckdetective]

Since folks are getting into Hades, and discovering Achilles and Patroclus are in fact, not cousins, I would like to present, a small sample of real quotes from the Iliad of just guys being dudes.

Keeping your bros body in your tent after being convinced to not go ham right this moment.

Achilles, no, this is not a healthy coping mechanisms.

Two bros, chilling in the same grave , no feet apart cus they’re not gay.

This took me 5 minutes to find, that’s how much there is, it’s not hard to locate.

(This is from the Alexander Pope translation from 1720.)

[mychal-is-ok]

cym ur mutuals as memes/vines

okey, so i only did the last 5 i talked to!

@carryingthebanner : "And they were roommates." "Oh my god they were roommates"

@superturtlesheep : "How do you know what's good for me?" "THAT'S MY OPINION!!!!"

@queer-ios : "Two bros, chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart cus they're not gay"

@jazztheaxolotl : "Country boy, I love you! ehhh"

@tickerbo : "Look at this graph"

[thewolfamongussy]

two bros chilling on a rooftop 5 feet apart cus they’re not gay

[soba-boy]

Two boys, on a valentines date, 5 feet apart cus they’re really gay

(Did I use that already I forgot)

[stuntgirlatthevampiremansion]

do all the ones ending in 5 :)

What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own? I got a pair of white docs that I’ve been pining over for years for my birthday and I haven’t been able to wear them out yet but I’m in love

What coffee drink would you describe yourself as? I don’t drink coffee so I have no idea

Puzzles? Hell yeah! When I was little I was especially obsessed with all kinds of puzzles and at some point mami had to take them away bc I wouldn’t socialize

You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?

On my right calf

Name a classic vine two bros sitting in a hot tub five feet apart cus they’re not gay

[murdurous-marshmallow]

5 feet apart cus they’re not gay~~

[llamagoddessofficial]

how far apart were two bros chilling in the hot tub

5 feet cus they’re not gay

[rabdoidal]

two bros, hunting cryptids together in the appalachian mountains, 5 feet apart cus they’re not gay

[chariotdunord]

I was gonna to make a “chillin in the pool 5 feet apart cus they’re not gay” joke but then I realized I have 3 lucina’s on one team so then I was trying to make a “would lucina kiss her own clone joke” but then I noticed marth lucina has a mask on so then I wanted to make a “kakashi wearing his mask in the hot springs” joke but after all that I got nothing so

anyway I finished the tap tap battles and this is really cute

[putzed]

2 bros chillin in a defective portal of truth 5 feet apart cus they’re Nawt gay

[botanistlester]

So here’s a little story: my brother is homophobic. Yep, hard knock life for me I guess but whatever. HOWEVER. For lile a year now I started thinking he’s homophobic bc he’s gay. Now bear with me. He has a best friend and that guy always comes over. And they literally say things like “You say rude things when you’re drunk bro and I don’t lile that”, “love wasn’t the only thing that made me like that, you did too, bro”, “don’t eat before you come over Imma cook for you, bro” 1/?

“When someone says something you immediately question it, but when you say something I don’t question it at all, that’s how much I trust you bro” “I’d get you a hookup anytime bro, even now” “I love you more than anyone bro”, they also kissed once They are the living example for “no homo” “2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cus they’re not gay”. And it’s ridiculous bc my brother is homophobic and I’m not saying they are gay bc this could be all platonic I guess buttttttt...... suspicious

Okay so I’m the one with the honophobic possibly gay brother and here’s a little update: they’ve been talking about the “happy life” and the “perfect woman” for over an hour and they keep talking bout how only very few girls think the right way and I LITERALLY CAN’T BELIEVE HETEROS ARE SO BLIND YOU IDIOTS YOU’RE PROBABLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

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this is so gay. i need a fic and i also ship it

[cheapfriendship]

3 bears, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cus they’re not gay

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.