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toppickspavilion · 5 months
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Inglewood, Calif. — Three months some time recently Tom Brady gets simmered by pundits as Fox Sports' beat NFL investigator, he took his share of spikes from comedians, previous colleagues and his longtime coach Sunday night amid a made-for-streaming comedy live occasion on Netflix.
And it's secure to say after the one liners and jokes Brady listened amid three hours of "The Most noteworthy Cook of All Time" at The Gathering, he'll do fair fine.
"It's like a football amusement. You run with a diversion arrange, and at that point you get to see kind of how the technique goes, and at that point you alter on the fly," Brady said some time recently the occasion. "This is what a locker room has been like for me for all these a long time. So it's not like I'm utilized to individuals not making fun of me."
Comedian Nikki Glaser, whose monolog was among the most clever of the night, portrayed the broil as "the comedians' Super Bowl" due to the competition level being inclined up since everybody needed to one-up each other.
Brady supported more blitzes and weight than he did amid an normal NFL diversion as an noteworthy lineup of comedians, previous colleagues and adversaries took the arrange . Have Kevin Hart said some time recently the occasion that no theme was off limits, and Hart went on the hostile early with jokes almost Brady's ex-wife, Gisele Bündchen.
"Gisele gave you an final proposal. She said you resign or we're done. When you got a chance to go 8-9 and all it will taken a toll you is your spouse and your kids, you've got to do what you've got to do," Hart said, alluding to Brady coming out of a brief retirement in 2022 for one more season.
Netflix Is A Joke Celebration: G.R.O.A.T The Most prominent Cook Of All Time - Tom Brady
Tom Brady and Jeff Ross talk onstage amid G.R.O.A.T The Most prominent Broil Of All Time: Tom Brady for the Netflix is a Joke Celebration at The Kia Gathering on May 05, 2024 in Inglewood, California.
Brady clearly objects to joke approximately Robert Kraft
The as it were time Brady questioned to a joke was when Jeff Ross made a reference to Nationalists proprietor Robert Kraft and kneads. In 2019, Kraft initially gotten a misdemeanor charge that he paid for sex at a Florida rub parlor. Prosecutors afterward dropped the charge after courts blocked the utilize of video from cameras introduced by police interior the knead parlors.
Brady strolled up to Ross and said in his ear "do not say that (stuff) once more", but it was clearly caught on the mouthpiece and listened by those observing the cook at domestic. It wasn't listened by those in attendance.
CBSSports.com's John Breech composes that Ross reacted by indicating at Kraft and saying, "Alright, Alright. He's having fun, see at him."
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dailynewskit · 1 year
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Byron Allen’s HBCU Go spotlights football season lineup with 3-hour Kickoff Show 
Fans of HBCU football were treated to a three-hour buffet in the HBCU Go Sports Kickoff Show, hosted by legendary broadcaster Charlie Neal at the Pro Football Hall of Fame museum in Canton, Ohio. He wasted no time telling everyone the stakes. “This season, HBCU Go becomes the first network in history to bring you a full season of live doubleheader [HBCU football] games,” said Neal, standing…
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taiistired · 2 months
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putting my favorite characters in clothes i own is my love language
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December 19th - Happy Birthday Chifuyu - ft: his tvtropes
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bluejey · 2 years
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“Peaches”
BOOD WARNING
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minatist · 11 months
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polaroidcats · 1 year
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Ugly crying & the marauders generation - a pseudo-scientific approach (my marauders crying PhD abstract)
Abstract
In recent days, there have been a variety of claims as to who the prettiest and ugliest crier in the marauders generation could be. This paper aims to address the recent surge in opinions on the matter, and categorize different approaches as well as add a new approach to the scientific examination of ugliness/prettiness when it comes to crying. I hope to provide readers with an overview of the current state of research and encourage all marauders scholars to add their own and I intend to make a contribution to the discourse by committing to the bit and writing a pseudo-academic paper about it instead of actually working on my thesis.
Introduction
In the following paper, the discourse about 5 marauders era characters will be examined in regards to their various levels of perceived ugliness whilst crying. Scholars who may ask why Peter [Pettigrew] is not included in this analysis are advised to refer to acclaimed marauders ugly crying scholar @lynxindisguise's (2023) original poll on the popular blogging website "tumblr.com" which did not include Peter, but rather two non-marauders characters named Lily and Regulus. This paper will follow that approach, since Peter is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met, I do not trust him and he is a fugly slut. The characters included in this approach are as follows: James Potter, Lily Evans, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Regulus Black.
Following the scientific criteria for ugly crying, as stated by lynxindisguise et. al (2023), the question of the ugliest crier can be answered by observing the crying person and assessing their ugly-levels on the following parameters: (1) unbecoming facial expressions, (2) facial swelling/blotching, (3) unsettling noises, (4) snot factor, (5) tear volume, (6) general loss of dignity, (7) glistening eyes/lashes, (8) Victorian heroine factor, (9) elegant tear-wiping, (10) post-cry glow (ibid).
Criteria (1)-(6) can be categorized as the ugly crying parameters whereas (7)-(10) are pretty crying parameters, creating a false binary between ugly and pretty crying, which may be problematised and addressed in another the paper. In contrast to lynxindisguise’s original 10 criteria to measure the aesthetics of crying, this paper proposes to add (11) explosiveness of cry as another ugly crying parameter, in order to get a more clear assessment of where on the ugly-pretty crying scale a character falls.
The ugly crying parameters
(1) Unbecoming facial expressions
James Potter is mentioned in this category by several marauders scholars: @jaylienpotter talks about his red face and ugly sobbing, @artbyace mentions his “scrunched up cry face” and @sectoren claimes “james (…) is that one handsome guy that when the waterworks get going becomes like. Cartoonishly ugly”, raising the question of upkeeping toxic masculinity in order to avoid having to witness more of James Potter’s crying “mug”.
Though James Potter features heavily in this category, another character who is also mentioned just as often is Remus Lupin: @kaaaaaaarf, @appreciatedmoron and @http-starboy all emphasise that Remus Lupin is the one with a red and blotchy face.
(2) facial swelling/blotching
While there is a definitive overlap between the categories of facial swelling/blotching, unbecoming facial expressions and snot factor, Sirius’ and Regulus’ victorian heroine complexions, which give them an advantage in the homonymous category, may be to their disadvantage in the “blotching” category. This will require further research by other scholars.
(3) unsettling noises
James Potter is mentioned in this category by Jaylienpotter (2023), claiming he not only hiccups when crying but also that “his cries are one of the most heartbreaking things you’ll ever hear” and similarly, artbyace states that “James loves and feels so loudly”, whereas “Sirius is silent”, both sentiments are reminiscent of znelda’s (2023) statements that James “was allowed to feel his emotions freely in a loving household” and “Sirius (…) [is] used to hide [his] feelings and [has] become stoic”.
With several other scholars, among them also @jamesunderwater (2023) raising the point that James may be the ugliest crier due to him being “the only one well adjusted enough to have access to his feelings” this raises the question of possibly introducing another category, maybe of emotional awareness/stability to be able to measure this parameter more efficiently, though emotional vulnerability may also just be a part of the unsettling noises parameter, suggesting that there is a correlation between noisiness and the existing environment being welcoming to and accepting of various expressions of emotions.
(4) snot factor
The most popular winner in the snot factor category seems to be Remus Lupin, with several scholars agreeing that his sobs are the dampest and snottiest out of all the candidates. kaaaaaaarf (2023) writes “he turnes all red and blochty and snot drips out of his nose (…) he cant (sic) not cry with his mouth open as well so there is a lot of spit”, and appreciatedmoron (2023) agrees with kaaaaaaarf on this.
It only seems right to me to include spit in the snot category as well, seeing as they’re both crying-related bodily fluids that add to the ugly-cry factor. http-starboy (2023) also mentions snot in regards to Remus Lupin, which compared to both their comments in (1) opens up the question of how unbecoming facial expressions, more particularly redness of the face and snot factor may be related, as several authors seem to write about both specifically in relation to each other. Whether this is just pure coincidence or not would need further research, for which we currently do not have enough funding. This is only one of the many research gaps in the relatively new field of marauder’s ugly crying studies, which cannot fully be addressed in this paper.
James Potter is also mentioned in the snot category, namely by the marauders scholar artbyace (2023).
(5) tear volume
Artbyace (2023) claims James Potter is “full on bawling” which can only be assumed to refer to tear volume, but the most convincing argument for tear volume comes from the acclaimed marauders scholar @fruityindividual (2023), stating that “tsunami warning tones go off in sirius’ brain anytime remus is close 2 (sic) tears” which already indicates high levels of tear volumes. The author then goes on to specify the volume by claiming that “indeed the ocean wishes rj lupin would jump in and help contribute 2 (sic) rising sea levels”, further emphasizing the volume of Remus's tears.
(6) general loss of dignity
@pastaplatypus (2023) writes about James Potter not being able to do a Melodramatic Bollywood Cry, which is perceived as inherently racist by the crier.
I would like to argue that Sirius Black also deserves to be mentioned in this category. While as of today, with less than 1 hour left to vote, 15.5% of voters agree that Sirius is the ugliest crier, the more outspoken voices all argue for different ugly criers. Due to their upbringing, I am tempted to name both Black brothers in the “loss of dignity” category and look forward to reading future contributions to this discussion.
The pretty crying parameters
(7) glistening eyes/lashes
Undoubtedly Sirius Black deserves to be mentioned in this category. I believe his dark lashes and glimmering eyes are part of what makes him the prettiest crier. Whereas Remus’s eyes also sometimes glisten or appear red, and it is usually attributed to be caused by drug consumption, which more often than not is a wrong assumption, but he happily goes along with the pretense of being a weed-smoking bad boy in order to hide his ugly crying damp tendencies.
(8) Victorian heroine factor
It almost seems superfluous to even mention Sirius (and, to a lesser degree, Regulus) Black in this category. This category was made for Sirius, as is apparent when reading lynxindisguises (2023) description of the victorian heroine factor, in response to a question by the scholar @plecotusauritus:
“the Victorian Heroine Factor is a deeply scientific assessment of the Vibes. Is this person giving tragically beautiful, windswept Victorian Heroine, sobbing gently into their hands while sprawled across a boulder or a well or a fountain of some sort? When they look up at you, do their tear-plumped lips part elegantly as a single tear slides down their cheek?”
(9) elegant tear-wiping
There hasn't been a lot of research in this area, but I would like to propose handkerchiefs with embroidered initials and family crests as another potential factor in favor of the Black brothers scoring high marks in this category as well as the Victorian heroine factor.
(10) post-cry glow
Artbyace (2023) claims “lily is always beautiful (…) even when crying”, which is echoed by znelda’s (2023) earlier claim that “Lily (…) [is] a woman and no woman is ugly when crying.”
Sirius is the other popular choice by marauders scholars for this category, with @in-flvx (2023) stating that he “handsomely handsomes while dying after 12 years of torture hell and another year in shackles”, which would mean that “a few tears would[n’t] stop him from being the hottest person in the room at all times” (ibid).
Additional parameters
I am suggesting to introduce an additional metric in order to further specify and better assess the ugly-crying levels:
(11) explosiveness of cry
@felixantares (2023) introduces the idea that Remus “is the type that very few people have been seen cry because he ignores every difficult emotion hes (sic) ever had (…) and it all explodes at once and its horrible to watch when he breaks down”, a sentiment shared by several of the other authors mentioned above in various other categories.
Further opinions & conclusions
The most popular consensus seems to be that Sirius cannot be the ugliest crier, sometimes also in direct comparison to his brother: @spindrifters (2023) answers the question of the ugliest crier with “obviously it’s regulus”, elaborating that “at least [it’s] definitely not sirius bc (sic) reg is canonically less handsome in all ways” which brings up the question if regular beauty plays into ugly crying. This is contrasted by lynxindisguises argument, that Sirius may be an ugly crier because he’s so gorgeous, and his ugly crying subverts the expectations of beauty:
“the most beautiful man alive looks hideous while crying, and his deeply awkward and perpetually damp bf (sic) is literally in his element while crying – dampness becomes him, you might say.”
This statement raises yet another question – does regular crying make the crier more or less ugly? Can an ugly crier become a pretty crier by practice or are we all born either ugly or pretty criers, condemned to this fate for life?
While this paper has given an overview of the current state of research to ugly crying/pretty crying, it has also raised many more questions. Other topics which may be addressed in future papers also include the philosophical question whether ugly crying is in the eye of the beholder and if it is possible to ugly cry without being perceived, and if it is possible to ugly cry if the person perceiving you doesn’t find it ugly. Since the research field of ugly crying is a relatively new one, we can only hope to read many more opinions on these and other topics in the future, and I look forward to reading different scholar’s approaches to these highly relevant topics.
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maiamars · 2 months
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very fond of wade making logan smile
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(while being extremely unnormal) ohhhhhohohhhhoh im going to be so normal about this character
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yeagrave · 6 months
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had a dream that top gun 3 released on netflix and it was three and a half hours long and I got so excited🥲 literally the first scene was jake making a speech and he got upset talking about bradley and how he was so happy he was alive,, wild dude
other things of note:
- jake had a an earring (hot)
- nat was the main character in charge of the mission (smthn about new planes idk)
- drag queen fighter pilots. I really wanted some rep ig😭
- there was also magic… idk what happened there. pierce brosnan was some kind of wizard
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menshusband · 7 months
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So uh.... I did... A thing........
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Taglist: @blueberrysblues, @dolls-self-ships
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call-me-pup2 · 13 days
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I've been working on content stuff since like 12am and I'm so done but I wanted to try and get more done 😔 its been eight hours which is definitely a crazy long time to be working on it though 😅 maybe I'll nap/take a couple hours to chill and see if I can do a few more things before totally calling it a day with it
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verbjectives · 15 days
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y'know how everyone went bread crazy during lockdown? i get it now.
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stoneware · 16 days
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can you show your cyanotype !!!!!! lace printing sounds so gorgeous 🫂
it's drying!! and was not particularly successful LOL there are so many different factors in cyanotype success! but i will maybe post later... Ty for the interest <3
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defiledtomb · 1 month
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RELAX!!!!
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oh-hools · 1 month
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gets so sleepy
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